S.L.: I'M BAAAAAAAACCCK!!!!!!

Sherio: How was New York?

S.L.: HOT!!!!

Malon: ;;; At least you didn't get heat stroke this time.

S.L.: Don't remind me. Anyway, thanks to my patient reviewers for waiting. I'm back from my hols and ready to write.

Sherio: She's in a good mood.

S.L.: Btw, what is the name of the latest Saiyuki season? I wanna watch. Anyway, on with the story.

Sherio : She doesn't own Saiyuki or any of the characters in it.

Psycho-CJ : I'll try to make the chapters a little longer this time round, ok?

Yaone-Ai: Actually, I got the idea when reading a fic about chibies.

Ranechi: Don't I know it.

Sanzo'smainsqueeze: Oh yeah, I totally agree

Mimma: one Kougaji-tachi coming up

Acern: Chibies are weaker and more mischievous than evil in this fic.

Thanks to : Kuroi Bara no Twilight, Klee5, Koinu-Chan, I love Sanzo, ethereal-tenshi, Amy01, RuByMoOn17, addicted2anime and Firehedgehog for your reviews.

Chapter 3: Enter Kougaji and Gang

"OI!!! WAITRESS!!!! MORE BEER!!!"

"WAITRESS!!!! WE'RE READY TO ORDER!!!"

"WAITRESS!!!"

"WAITRESS!!!!!!!!!"

"WAITRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"HAI, HAI, COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yaone sweatdropped as she served the patrons in the busy inn. Didn't she learn from the last time she did this? And this time the Sanzo – ikkou would recognize her. How did she let Kougaji – sama talk her into this?

She didn't have time to think as a VERY disgruntled looking Sanzo-ikkou entered the in. Yaone stared. She had NEVER seen them look this harassed. Usually the three of them... Waitaminute, three? Where was Goku?

Suddenly she squealed as something attached to her leg. Looking down she saw...... Goku! But he looked rather different... like... a... YOUKAI!!!!?????

Fortunately (or unfortunately) her squeal attracted the attention of the rest of the Sanzo-ikkou. To say that they were alarmed was like saying a tornado was a breeze. One of the Kougaji-tachi. Here. Witnessing them babysit. Not that they were worried about Yaone teasing them, oh no. It was the rest of the Kougaji-tachi that they were worried about. Not to mention who Kougaji would fight now that Goku was a chibi. Hell, they'd let Homura have Goku right now if he was still alive, and wish him the best of luck too.

Meanwhile......

"LET GO!!!!!!!!!"

Goku was clinging on to Yaone's leg for dear life while she tried to push him off. I wasn't that she didn't like kids, oh no, but he was cutting off her blood circulation.

The rest of the Sanzo-ikkou were staring in horror before Hakkai came to his senses and tried to grab the chibified demon. Keyword is tried. Goku has sharp teeth.

VERY sharp teeth.

As Hakkai found out.

The hard way.

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A few moments later, we find Goku munching happily on a table, surrounded by a bunch of women cooing about 'how cute' the little chibi was. Of to one side was Hakkai, bandaging his hand, Yaone trying to bring back the blood into her leg, Gojyo still bandaged up from his previous injuries and Sanzo...... reading his newspaper. When Goku tried to bite him he found himself face to face with a gun. The little chibi backed of after that.

As for the rest of the Kougaji-taichi? Well....

"Where the hell is Yaone? She should have been here by now!!"

"Maybe she's just caught up in something."

"Ne!! Maybe Yaone ne-san was caught by the Sanzou – ikkou (I can't remember what she calls them, if anyone knows please tell me)"

"Che, Dokugaiji, get the dragon ready!"

"Onii-chan is going to rescue his girlfriend!!!"

"URUSAI."

Back to the Sanzou-ikkou......

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................."

'Sweatdrop'

Everyone stared at the sleeping chibi who was currently sleeping in the middle of a pile of empty plates. The ladies who had treated him to lunch were long gone, giggling about the 'cute little kid' who they had met that they. Now the chibified demon was sleeping off his meal.

"Ano... should we wake him?"

Stares.....

Yaone blushed at the stares that were directed at her, then she noticed the time.

"OH NO!!!!!!!"

The Sanzo-ikkou winced at the volume of her scream that could probably be heard all the way into the west.

"I'M LATE!!!! KOUGAJI SAMA IS GOING TO BE SO WORRIED!!!!"

"KOUGAJI!!!!!"

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On the way to the inn......

"Achoo, achoo, achoo......"

"Someone must be talking about you."

"Someone must be 'gossiping' about me!"

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Back to the inn...

"So... Kougaiji is coming?"

"H...Hai!"

"Can we dump Goku on you then?"

"N...Nani?"

"Can. We. Dump. Goku. On. You?"

"A...Ano...wh...why?"

"Cause he can cause more trouble with you guys then anyone else. And we can get him off our hands."

"D...Demo...Kougaji-sama..."

"Don't complain, now you've got someone to distract that bratty sister of his."

Yaone shut up at that. He had a point. But, Lirin and this new mischievous together? She shuddered at the thought. If they fought it would be bad enough with the destruction they could cause, but if they teamed up? She'd rather face Gyumao alone, he was the lesser of two evils.

"Ano... Lirin and Goku?"

The rest of the Sanzo – ikkou stared at her at that statement, their minds following the same path as hers.

"Che. Recipe for disaster" No need to guess who said that.

"Ano...."

"YAONE!!!!!!!!"

Everyone turned to see a very flustered Kougaji at the door. Behind him were Lirin and Doukugaji, both of them looking on the scene with interest. After all, Yaone seemed to be 'conversing' with the Sanzo – ikkou, not fighting them.

The Sanzo – ikkou groaned inwardly, it was going to be a looooong day.

In the background, Goku continued snoring.