S.L.: Next chappy!!!

Muse1 : Why are we here?

Muse2 : Cause our dear author is her friend and decided to lend us out.

S.L. : For those of you who don't know, these two are the muses who help out YunCynImaginator in Random Scenes for Saiyuki. Imaginator lent them to me since I've got minor writers block and Sherio and Malon weren't any help.

Muse 1 : At least you've got a plot. Turns to Muse2 Right? Um... Helloooo

Muse2 : Stares D...DR...DRAGON!!!!!!

Muse1 : WHAT!!!!!

S.L.: Meet Sherio and Malon, my muses, guys, why are you in your true forms?

Sherio : Kayna and Sara got us stuck in it.

Muse1 : THOSE SADISTIC $#!&!!!!!! STICKING US WITH AN AUTHOR WHO HAS DRAGONS FOR MUSES AND MMPPFF (Muse2 has silenced her companions)

Muse2 : Umm.... Is Imaginator going to read this?

S.L. : She better. Btw, just as warning, as long as I return you two alive I'm free to do whatever I want with you.

Muse 12 : Uh oh

Sherio : On with the story!!!!!!

Malon : She doesn't own Saiyuki or any of the characters

Firehedgehog : Thanks for you reviews!!!

Psycho – CJ : Pity the characters a bit. I'm not THAT sadistic. Thanks for the info

Koinu-chan : Wait till you read THIS chapter.

Addicted2anime : Confrontations? More like Chaos and madness

Solus Nox : Thanks for your reviews!!!!

Ami : ;;; Don't stress the plot. Its suppose to be funny.

Drunk Hakkai.

Stare.

Stare.

Stare.

Snore.

"AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOKU'S A CHIBI!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone winced at Lirin's scream, Goku continued snoring.

Blink.

Blink.

Blink.

"Yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwnnnnn."

Stare.

The chibi has woken.

"NANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"So let me get this straight."

The Kougaiji – tachi and Sanzo – ikkou were sitting on the outskirts of town after being kicked out of the inn. Why? Lets just say, irreparable damage due to hot headed, bloodthirsty youkai and leave it at that shall we?

"Goku." Motions to the chibi who is currently tied up till all you can see is a bunch of ropes, "Was turned into a chibi."

Nod.

"Because of a gods mistake."

Nod.

"And now his diadem (is that how you spell it?) can't fit anymore."

Nod.

"And now you have to look after a Chibi Son Goku in his demon form."

Nod.

"Goodbye."

No... "NANI????????????"

Glare. "Lirin IS my younger sister. I do NOT want to be around when this little guy is free."

"JIEN!!!!"

"I did look after you when you were a kid. I'm not suicidal."

"Yaone-san."

"Lirin." And that was an explanation all on its own.

And the Sanzo – ikkou were left staring at the back of a dragon heading west.

...... They were soooo dead.

"Ano..."

Sanzo and Gojyo turned around with dread at the tone of Hakkai's voice.

"He escaped." Enough said.

Panic.

Now.

"OWWWWW!!!!!! LITTLE $&!"

Introducing Goku's new chew toy. It's called Gojyo's arm.

"Itaiitaiitaiitaiitaiitaiitai....."

"URUSAI!!!!"

The patrons of the bar jumped in shock at the loud yell. They were even more surprised when they saw a redhead entering with a brown haired, golden eyed boy hanging off by his teeth. Literally. They were followed by a green eyed, dark haired man and gunshots.

They were entering quite fast.

Wonder why? (note the sarcasm)

"OI!!! WAITRESS!!!! ALE AND EVERYTHING ON THE MENU!!!!"

The waitress jerked in surprise and looked to her boss for help. He nodded and signaled her to give the strange group whatever they want.

The sooner their served the sooner their gone.

No one noticed a chibi who had been sitting down sulkily with a lump on his head (guess what happened) sneak off into the kitchen.

In the kitchen......

None of the VERY busy chefs noticed the kid who got into the alcohol compartment and started mixing the drinks. And experimenting. And finally put it all into one cup. On the tray that had everything on the menu.

Goku managed to sneak back unnoticed. Except by Sanzo, who couldn't care less as long as the chibi didn't involve him.

Then the food arrived. And the other members of the party heaved a sigh of relief when he started eating like no tomorrow.

Hakkai smiled as he reached for one of the cups of 'ale', wishing that he could get drunk after that episode. Be careful what you wish for. Was the ale a little stronger than usual?

A little while later......

Gojyo is passed out from drinking too much normal ale.

Goku is hiding behind Sanzo who has his gun out.

And Hakkai?

He's drunk.

He's drunk, waving a bottle of ale, singing off key, with a foot on the table.

This could only get worse.

A/N: DONE!!!! And that gets this chapter off my back and the plot out of my mind.

Muse1: And how long did it take you?

S.L. : NOYB!!!! All you did was criticize my work.

Muse2 : Its good for you.

S.L. : Now I know why Imaginator likes to hit you.

Muse1 : You don't have a mallet.

S.L. : SKYLA!!!! RAUOH!!!!! DINNER!!!!!!

Muse2 : SHE HAS A FREAKING EAGLE AND WOLF AS PETS???????????

S.L. : Actually, their muses for another story.

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