S.L.: Well… right now I'm on a plane flying back home and praying I finish this chapter today since I don't have access to any internet starting tomorrow. That said, exams are over and I did well enough, my laptop is partially fixed and Imaginator is using her muses so…

Sherio: Just get on with it!

Malon: Calm down, and S.L.? You're babbling.

S.L.: Oh shush. Anyway, I can only post this sometime in February and I'm running out of ideas so…..

Sherio: She doesn't own Saiyuki or any of the characters in it.

Skyla Rauoh: Where are our chew toys?(A.K.A. muses)

Thanks to:

YJ, Lady Maya, Jamie, michiyo, Chibi Gojyo, tius2529 and Firehedgehog

Lily McCloud: Thanks for the info. And how do you think Goku got free. No offence taken.

Morning after

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Sanzo glanced up at Gojyo's scream. Wondering what happened he remembered who put him and Hakkai to bed. Oh. That explained everything. He wondered if Hakkai ever got hangovers.

Beside him Goku sniggered into his breakfast. (I'm not going to keep on typing Chibi Seiten Taisen Son Goku every time).

Meanwhile in Gojyo's room

Bugged eyed shock

Stare.

Gojyo stared at a sleeping Hakkai.

A sleeping Hakkai.

In his bed.

Sleeping peacefully.

WHAT THE !# HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

Wait.

He dimly remembered being drunk.

And HAKKAI being drunk.

Off keyed singing.

Then he woke up to find their bodies wrapped around each other.

Oh.

Shit.

OhshitohshitohshitohshitohshitOHSHIT.

Don't tell me…

But Sanzo wouldn't allow it.

But they were drunk.

OH HOLY () SHIT!

No way.

He was straight.

But they were DRUNK!

WAAAIIIIITTT! BACKPEDAL!

Hakkai? Drunk?

Suddenly Gojyo smelled a rat.

In chibies clothing.

He was going to KILL that little #(!

Breakbreakbreakbreakwhenwouldfanfictionletususeproperbreaksagain?breakbreakbreakbreak

Groan.

Head hurts.

Loud noise.

Sounds like Gojyo…

WAITAMINUTE! GOJYO?

WHAT WAS GOJYO DOING IN HIS ROOM?

Hakkai groaned again as he moved his head.

"Yare, yare, what happened?"

"You've got a hangover."

Hakkai accepted the angry statement before his mind fully processed the implications.

"Wait, hangover….?"

His head REALLY hurt and he winced at how slurred and hoarse his voice sounded.

"Yeah, hangover, you know, the consequence of getting totally drunk the night before?"

"….drunk?..."

"Yeah, you got drunk."

"……Goku……"

"Who else?"

"I'm going to……"

"My sentiments exact!"

The smiles the two men exchanged at that moment would have had Goku heading for the hills.