S.L.: Stupid writers block mumble mumble mumble

Sherio: Hey, where are the muses?

Malon: She gave them back to Imaginator.

S.L.: Well, for my loyal reviewers who probably want to skin me alive, I've got a live journal account that would give you an idea on how I'm going with the story. You can get it at my bio under my homepage.

Sherio: If you remember to write in it.

S.L.: scowls Shut up Sherio.

Malon: This isn't the only story you are slack on.

S.L.: Well… Umm… Idon'townSaiyukinowonwiththestory

Thanks to all who reviewed and I can't reply to thanks to the stupid website.

Chapter 6: Breakfast Trouble

"GOKU!"

Panicking, the chibified demon shoveled the rest of his breakfast into his mouth and raced out the door. Sanzo merely glanced over his newspaper before going back to reading it, hiding his smirk. A few moments later, one enraged human turned demon and one enraged half-demon stalked down the stairs and out the door, after the little bra… urm… kid.

It took them half the day to find him.

In the end, the result was a trussed up bruised little demon who couldn't even sit down properly, a highly amused Sanzo and Harkyuu and a fuming Gojyo and Hakkai (tho you couldn't tell with Hakkai unless you knew him very well).

FLASHBACK

Gojyo and Hakkai storm out the door only to see… people…lots and lots of people… and no chibi in sight. This was going to be a loooong day (if only they knew).

First stop- The grocers.

They entered only to find the shop half empty. Of food. And a very angry man who was obviously the owner of the shop tapping his foot as if he was waiting for them.

"You two the brats guardians? Don't lie we saw the lot of you come into town together. You'll be paying for everything he ate or work it off you hear me? And you wouldn't leave this store until you do."

Needless to say, without Sanzo's gold card, they left the store aching, tired and broke. And, of course, totally pissed off. Poor Goku.

Second stop – Restaurant

This time they had stopped by the inn to threaten Sanzo with the threat of sending everyone Goku pissed off to him if he didn't give them his gold card NOW, so they were armed for the stack of bills.

They were not armed for the army of ladies.

The army of single ladies.

The army of single young ladies looking for a husband.

Three guesses who sent them there and the first two don't count.

Sanzo and Harkyuu watched them run from the safety of the hotel room.

It continued like that for most of the day.

A bee's nest in the bush that they mistook for Goku's snoring.

Hiding from the ladies.

A couple of pissed of men with chewed on legs.

Hiding from the ladies.

The grocer again. Apparently Goku had a second round at his store.

Did I mention hiding from the ladies?

At last they gave up and went back to the hotel, only to find Goku sound asleep in his bed.

………

End Flashback

After they tied the little basta…… kid…… demon…… up tight. They decided to do things the old fashion way. They gave him a good, long spanking.

Goku was still hobbling around the next day when they left the town, sulking in the back seat of the car.