THE MARRIAGE
Chap1 –The competition.
-YYEEAAHHHHH! One more stupid mission over!
Naruto's team had returned to the village after three days full of missions. Sakura and Sasuke were by his side, Kakashi a little behind.
-I know you want more action Naruto, but you three are still only allowed to execute D rank missions…
-Now that I think about it, we have been doing a lot missions lately – said Sakura – Let's see…
She thought for a while and then stopped.
-YOU GUYS! THIS WAS OUR 50TH MISSION!
-REALLY? – Naruto said with excitement –WWOOOOOHOOO! We have to celebrate! Kakashi-sensei, you should take us out to dinner!
Naruto smiled at Kakashi, trying to convince his sensei, Kakashi looked to Naruto with suspicion.
-You asked that in the other night... And in the night before that…
-Well, I am a little out of money at the moment… - said, but he insisted –But! It isn't every day that we make our 50th mission! Come on!
-Yes, let's do it! – agreeded Sakura.
"A romantic dinner with Sasuke-kun! I cannot miss this opportunity." –she thought.
"A romantic dinner with Sakura-chan! I cannot let this opportunity fly away." –thought Naruto.
"I hope that they don't drag me into this dinner…" – thought Sasuke, as he stayed quiet, hoping that Kakashi disaccorded.
But he was out of luck.
-All right, you two win.
-YEEAAHHH! – screamed Naruto.
-Thanks Kakashi-sensei.
-I don't feel like going out to dinner – said Sasuke – Can I skip this one?
-No, you can't – said Kakashi with a smile – You need to relax Sasuke, it will be good for you.
"No it won't." – thought Sasuke - "Oh well, just a few more hours, then I can go home."
Sasuke followed the rest of the group. Although Naruto wanted to go to the Ramen Restaurant, Sakura convinced them to go to the new restaurant that had just opened.
-It's really great, I went there with my parents before going to this mission.
-All right then, we will go to there… We have been eating Ramen all week anyway.
-Hey, Ramen is great anytime…
-You will be one big fat ninja, dope.
-Who are you calling fat, Sasuke?
-Come on kids, stop arguing –stopped Kakashi.
-He started it! – reclaimed Naruto, but the conversation ended.
They reached the Restaurant. It was very elegant, from the wooded doors to the beautiful decorations of the carpets.
-Wwwooowwww! – Naruto looked at everything with his mouth open of admiration.
-Naruto, you are making everyone stare at us.
-The dobe has never been in any other than the Ramen restaurant, let him be.
-Stop calling me names!
-When you don't act like a dobe I will stop calling you dobe, dobe.
-Grrr, I am not… Dobe you… Baka!
-Dope.
Sasuke started to go to the table where Kakashi and Sakura were, ignoring Naruto. Which made Naruto more furious. They sat in front of each other. Naruto glaring Sasuke with furious eyes. Sasuke ignoring Naruto.
-Naruto, stop glaring Sasuke like that! – said Sakura.
-Good evening! What do you four want to eat? – asked the waiter.
-I will have Ramen. – said Naruto.
-Steak. –said Sasuke.
-Steak too. – said Sakura, looking at Sasuke, but he just ignored her.
-I am not very hungry so I will only have a glass of white wine.
-And you three, what will you have to drink?
-I want a orange juice. – said Sakura.
-Red wine please. – asked sasuke.
-You drink alcohol? – asked Sakura surprised.
-Yes.
-Then I will have wine too! – said Naruto, looking at Sasuke with a face of challenge.
-You better not, Naruto. – said Kakashi –You never drank alcohol before.
-Yes I have… - lied Naruto.
-As you wish, dobe.
Naruto looked angrily to Sasuke.
-Better yet! We will have a full bottle of red wine, my treat. – said Sasuke.
-Sasuke, I don't want you two in a alcohol competition.
-Who is doing that? That dobe will fall at the first glass.
-We will see that.
-I can't bring alcohol to minors.- said the waiter.
-Oh well, I will take responsibility for them. – said Kakashi – Bring the wine.
"This will teach them a lesson at least."
Sasuke and Naruto glared at each other, both confident of who the winner of the drinking contest was going to be.
The food arrived first, Naruto and Sasuke tried to eat as much as possible.
-Don't eat so fast. – said Sakura to Naruto – You will explode!
-I will stop eating when he stops eating. – Naruto said while slurping his ramen.
-Kakashi-sensei, do something!
-Let them be Sakura.- said Kakashi calmly.
-I am not feeling very well, Kakashi-sensei. – said Sakura - Can I go home?
-Well, if you want to..
-Ok…
As Sakura got up, she fell unconscious on the floor. Naruto stopped eating.
-Sakura!
Kakashi got up and examined Sakura.
-Oh, she has a fever.
He took Sakura in his arms.
-I am going to take her to a doctor, you two use this money to pay the bill and go home. That should more than enough.
Kakashi walked to the door, giving Sasuke the money before.
-And no alcohol! – he said before left the restaurant.
Sasuke restarted eating, as if nothing happened.
-How can you eat knowing that Sakura went to a doctor?
-It has nothing to do with me.
-Your wine sirs. – came the waiter.
He put the glasses, but then Sasuke makes signal for him to stop.
-Bring Vodka instead.
-What! Sasuke, Kakashi said…
-Very well, If you think you cannot handle it.
-Bring it on! –says Naruto.
One vodka bottle after...
-Are you gonna give up...hic... Dobe…?
-Not a chance Sssasssuukee.
Naruto was feeling dizzy, his movements becoming more and more clumsy…
And although Sasuke didn't want to say, he was already at his limit.
-I wonder if she's alright…- Naruto thought aloud.
-Who?
-Sakura-chan...
-Why do you care about her? She treats you bad.
-You treat me bad too and I would worry.
-Worry because of me?
-Yeah, we are friends.
-….
-But you are right, she hates me…
-Yes…
-I am never gonna get married... –said Naruto.
-Why?
-Everyone thinks I am annoying, nobody gives me importance...
-Don't be a dobe, you will marry someone... One day…
-Who?
-I don't know, somebody...
-You say that because you don't like anyone and you don't wanna get married! YOU ARE MEAN! – Naruto wailed.
Naruto started to cry, and everyone stared at their table…
Sasuke head felt pain…
"GOD! Make him stop!"
-Stop Crying Naruto!
-UUUAAAAHHHHHHH, I'M GONNA BE ALONE FOREVER!
"I can't stand it anymore."
-All right, I will marry you, but stop crying!
-Huh, you mean it?
-… Yes, so please, stop making so much noise! My head is about to burst.
-Thank you Sasuke! I love you.
Naruto hugged Sasuke.
-Stop it!
-We have to go to Tsunade's house then… She is the one that officializes marriages..
-Now? – Sasuke asked.
-Yes… Why? You didn't mean it?
-Why do you want to get married?
-I dunno know... It would look good on the ID…
-For the love of… - Sasuke said, pinching his nose bridge.
-You were lying! Even you hate me…UUUAAHHHHH!
-All right! Let's go to the hokage house! Gosh! – Sasuke exclaimed while getting up.
And so they walked (with difficulty) to Tsunade house.
-Stop grabbing me Naruto!
-If I don't I will fall.
-Grab something else. Hey! Don't touch me there!
-Sorry, it slipped.
-There it is.
They knocked the door… Nobody came.
-Looks like there is nobody here. – said Naruto with sadness.
Sasuke, starting to fear a new cry coming from Naruto, started to form a seal.
-Sasuke, what are you…
He didn't have time to finish the rest of the sentence, as a giant fireball passed next to him and destroyed the door.
-WTF! Sasuke! You destroyed Tsunade's front door!
-So? Don't you wanna get married?
-Yes… but she will be furious!
-WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!
Tsunade got out of the house.
-What are you two…
-Tsunade-san, we want to get married! – said Naruto.
-...WHAT? – Tsunade asked.
-We want to...Hic!...Get married! – repeated Sasuke, a little dizzy.
-You two are kidding me, right?
-Nooooo, we really want to get married! – yelled Naruto.
-But…
-Do what he says or… - Sasuke took a sharp shuriken out of his pocket – I will kill myself…hic.
-OOOhhh, that is so cool Sasuke – Naruto also took a shuriken out of his pocket – I will do the same!
Naruto lost his balance and hugged Sasuke.
-YEAH, we are gonna die together...
-Arg, I don't have time to this shit! – said Tsunade angrily – Fine, I will do what you want, but don't come crying on me after.
-We did it Sasuke!
-HIC! - Sasuke didn't think it would be possible, but he was becoming even more dizzy.
Tsunade went into the house and returned with a big book and a pen.
-You two just have to sign this, it already has my signature.
-Cool – said Naruto, signing first.
-Your turn Sasuke.
Their handwrites were a little tremble, but it was valid. They were officially married.
-I don't feel very good, I think I am going home. – said Sasuke, walking in zig-zags.
-Yeah, me too.
-Don't forget your rings. – Tsunade threw one to Sasuke and gave another to Naruto.
-Here is the matrimonial copy, too.
-Thanks… - said Naruto, him too feeling dizzy – I think I shouldn't have drink so much…
"You will regret this tomorrow.." – thought Tsunade with an eeeevil smile – "I think this will be enough punishment for destroying my front door".
She returned to her house, laughing at the thought of their reactions when they found out that they were husband and husband in the next morning.
Comments: Omg! I can't believe it! This is my first fanfic! I'm so nervous...Thank you so much kaguya for correcting it! And my thanks to you for reading it. I hope that somebody likes it, or better, that nobody hates it...T.T..