Chapter 3 - The bath problem.
Naruto decided to wake up early that morning because it was his first day in Sasuke's house and...
'It's not that I want to please him… I am a free loaner so I will try to do something for him…' – Naruto thought to himself as he went to Sasuke's room.
He opened the door and saw Sasuke peacefully sleeping in his bed next to the wall, his face tranquil but the sheets were long gone to the floor. Naruto's eyes widened at the position the Uchiha was sleeping.
"Kami-sama! It looks like he had another bad dream… It's a mystery how he can manage to sleep in this position…" - Naruto considered.
The right leg had made a hole in the wall 'Looks like he made a roll kick and stayed in that position' – The blond analysed. His chest was in a diagonal position in the bed and to add the final touch... His head was out falling out of bed... And he was drooling...
'At least looks like he isn't gonna move in the next hour…' – Naruto thought.
But... Like hearing Naruto's thoughts, Sasuke rolled over himself and fell from the bed, making a huge noise.
POF And landed on his face in the floor.
Naruto ran to Sasuke, and rolled his friend... Realising that...
"He is still sleeping!" – Naruto yelled. And then he remembered of his first encounter with the sleep-walking Sasuke. His eyes widened, his beautiful blue showing.
"There is no fucking way that I am gonna go through that again!" – He said to himself as he exited the room with a plan on his mind. One thing thing he was sure: Sasuke was going to have a surprise when he woke up.
The first thing that Sasuke noticed when he woke up, besides being on the floor was…
'Why the hell I can't move?'
Now clearly awake, he found his body completely tied up and binded with 3 or 4 ropes.
'How the hell…' - He thought and then... He decided - 'I'm gonna kill Naruto.'
Besides being a very skillful ninja at unbinding, also, fortunately for Sasuke, Naruto hadn't improved in his tie ropes technique. His knots were so simple to undo that Sasuke didn't take long to release himself.
'Now… where could that idiot be!' – The Uchiha wondered before being suddenly ripped off of his thoughts as he started to smell something he shouldn't be smelling.
'Something is burning!' – He concluded.
He ran from the room and tried to see (or in this case smell) from were the stench was coming, and after a little he found (and saw!) a huge black cloud coming from the kitchen.
"MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!" – He screamed. What a good way to wake up.
He entered the kitchen, a big flame threatened coming at him from a frying pan in the stove. When unexpectedly Naruto appeared with a big bucket of freezing water coming with such a hurry that he didn't notice Sasuke. He threw the water to the frying pan, and also…
To Sasuke.
Naruto looked at the electric cooker. "Thank god the fire is extinct." - He said to himself.
"Naruto…" - Said a very controlled and calm voice next to him. Bad sign.
He turned… And saw Sasuke completely wet, with big drops of water coming from his hair and falling on the ground. But the worst was his face... An expression of pure fury and 'you're-so-dead' look in his face.
Though dim, it didn't take long to Naruto to add one plus one. And with a great yet nervous smile...
"Er… Good morning Sasuke…" - Naruto cheerfully greeted.
Sasuke's fist was closing and opening like he wanted to just grab the blond in front of him and choke him to death. And he was also shivering... Not from the cold water but like he was about to explode.
And he did.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO! DESTROY MY HOUSE!" – He screamed at his friend.
Naruto looked down, as he heard Sasuke.
"Sorry Sasuke…" – Naruto started – "It wasn't..."
"SORRY! JUST WHAT... " - Sasuke looked at Naruto's kind of sad face… And so, against all laws of Sasukeness, he willed himself to calm down. He put his hands on his face, trying to control himself.
"I am going to take a bath" – He informed in a much calmer voice – "You will clean this mess until I finish…"
He left the kitchen still mumbling to himself with lots of gestures and shaking his head. So, as said, Naruto started to clean up…
'It's the last time that I try to make some breakfast for him…' – The blue eyed ninja thought as he scrubbed the stove, trying to get it back to its original colour.
Meanwhile Sasuke had arrived to the bathroom and started to undress, taking off his wet shirt.
'That idiot…' - he thought while turning the hot water to start to fill up the bathtub - 'What the hell was he trying to accomplish… "How to destroy Sasuke's house on day one?"'
The bathtub was still filling.
'Why the hell did he decide to cook this morning?' - Sasuke started to think about it again while he water kept coming.
'I knew that something like this would happen when I went to fetch him…' – His stray thoughts went on – 'Why didn't I listened to my conscious that said he couldn't live in my place?…'
The bathtub continued filling.
'I am not… meant to be with people…' – He stared at his reflection in the mirror. Black eyes stared sadly at him, a face that almost never smiled. And felt his wet feet. Wait... Wet... feet?
"What the…" – He looked down at the water and realised the bathtub was completely full already and the water was starting to fall on the floor. With another curse, he closed the hot water.
"Oh great!" - He said to himself looking to the soaked floor - "No matter... I will clean up this later".
He evacuated some of the water in the bathtub and then nicely laid on the tub, feeling the hot water flowing around his body.
'I really needed a relaxing bath...' – The now-calm Sasuke thought and after a while, his thoughts start to flow in his mind again and he didn't realise the time passing by. His expression changed from relaxed to frowned one.
'I think it's better to give him a few rules… If this continues I will end up without a house.' – He seriously thought - 'One of them has to be "No cooking without me around" and that will not work if I am unconscious!'
He scrunched his face in concentraion. 'And also "No tying me while I sleep", better yet "No tying me at all"... Another one must be…'
"Sasuke!" - yelled Naruto from the outside of the bathroom. Sasuke ignored Naruto's yelling.He didn't feel like seeing his "husband's" face at the moment.
But Naruto had other plans. He opened the door without a warning.
"Sasuke!" – Naruto barged throught the bathroom yelling – "Why didn't you say anything?"
Sasuke jumped! He SOOO wasn't expecting this attitude from Naruto.
"Don't you know to knock first?" – Sasuke screamed completely red - "Get out! NOW!"
"You are taking too long, I forgot to tell you that KakashIIIIIIII…" - Naruto advanced towards Sasuke but the wet floor made him slip, projecting him towards Sasuke's direction. He tripped against the bathtub and fell on it.
SPLASH
Sasuke received Naruto's body and he submerged a little, drinking some water. He emerged again, his breathing erratic. He prepared to shout at Naruto… When he noticed that…
'His face is turned down!'
Sasuke immediately took Naruto out of the water and put him on the bathroom floor, trying to hear his breathing…
'Thank God…' – He sighed with relief, taking deep breaths - 'The baka is breathing…"
"You are truly an idiot!" - He said to the unconscious guy - "You got me worried for nothing."
He suddenly realised what he had just said. And proceded to deny what he truly felt - "Bah! You could have broke your neck as if I would worry you moron!"
He put Naruto's arm around his neck, carrying his unconscious body throught the house. 'I will just put him on his bed... That's all!' – The Uchiha thought.
He realised that he still hadn't put anything on his body. - 'Oh well...' – the Uchiha shrugged- 'It's not like I am expecting someone so… I will just leave him on his bed and then get dressed.'
He made way to Naruto's room, wetting the floor on the process. He didn't realised that he was actually enjoying Naruto's warmth against his cold naked body.
'When he awakes I am SO gonna make him clean this mess.' – He thought – 'How many times have I thought this today?'
'Almost there…' - he realised. He finally arrived to the blond's room.
But…
"AAAHH!" Sasuke slipped on the box Naruto used to pack his stuff that the blond left on the floor. He let go Naruto before falling, resulting on him falling over Naruto.
"Ouch" - Sasuke complained looking at the box - 'Baka baka baka! You could at least clean your room...'
He looked at Naruto and verified that he was still unconscious.
'At least he doesn't look hurt' – He sighed with relief - 'Why am I concerned about him?'
He realised the strange position that they were in, his legs tangled with the blond's and his naked body was all over Naruto's, his t-shirt completely soaked from the "bath" and completely transparent, giving him a good look to Naruto's chest.
'Thank God, there is no one in the house… this would look pretty… suspicious.' - Although Sasuke said this to himself, he strangely wasn't feeling like getting up… His chest was in touch with Naruto wet t-shirt, but Naruto was surprisingly warm… So he felt good.
'It's so warm…'
Because he was naked and wet, his body was getting pretty cold, so he put his cheek against Naruto's neck, feeling his smooth and hot skin… He didn't realised but his legs had circled Naruto's, as well as all his body was coming closer to Naruto's body.
Sasuke lifted his head, to take a look at the blond's face Naruto had a tranquil sleeping face, full of calm. Rosy and full lips stood out now that his striking saphire eyes were closed.
'I feel like kissing him…'
He started to move his head closer to Naruto's. His lips start to approach those tempting half parted pink lips.
"Sasuke…" – Naruto called.
Naruto's voice sounded like an alarm to Sasuke's head, and something in his mind started to scream.
'WHAT AM I DOING!'
He let go of all Naruto's body and sat on the floor… Looking at the other ninja's face in panic.
'WHAT WAS I DOING! HAVE I LOST MY MIND? I WAS ABOUT TO….' - His fingers touched his own lips. - 'Oh my gosh… I was going to…'
'Ok, focus Sasuke! I… must have caught a cold…' - he thought - 'Yes, that's what happened… And with the cold I just wanted warm… So, I was only attracted to his temperature…'
Sasuke breathed softly, trying to calm down his derranged hormones. He looked at Naruto's still wet and still unconscious body on the floor.
'I might as well finish taking him to his bed.' - He prepared to get up…
But suddenly realised that he was not alone.There was someone looking at him from the open door… Only one eye stared down at him from the bedroom door but it was full with emotion.
"…Kakashi-sensei…" – The Uchiha mumbled
Kakashi looked at him with his usual look, an amused look actually. Sasuke was completely pararalised, body and mind.
"What? You don't need to stop because of me…" - said Kakashi, smiling.
author notes: OMG!I AM SOO SORRYY! I took me ages to update this! I AM SO SORRY! I promise that the next chapter will be more quick!(It's already written..)
Thank you so much for all the reviews!I am so glad that there was so much ppl enjoying my fanfic! I hope that this chapter and the next please everyone I really don't know what to say from all the happyness.. I can only remenber of saying thank you to everyone...
And a special thankyou to my friend kaguya who corrected all my chapters (and not the comments as you can see...)
P.S. I am sorry to tell this... because I never intended to do this but... I think I am gonna change this fanfiction from R to M... I am tremendously sorry... if there is many ppl who will be upset I can always put the sex scene on a diferent chapter...
