To be 5 again

Lord SDX4W: Welcome all to chapter 4! I'm sorry for the wait, but I had writers block! Anyway let me introduce you to my latest co-host: Chaud!

Chaud: A pleasure to be here!

SDX4W: What did you just say?

Chaud: I said that it was a pleasure to be here!

SDX4W: What a minute! The real Chaud would never do this voluntarily! And he sure as hell wouldn't say that it was a pleasure to be here! YOU'RE A FRAUD! (Pulls at Chaud's face & pulls off a mask to reveal Yai)

SDX4W: Yai? What are you doing here? I exiled you to a black hole in the prequel!

Yai: I know! But I want to be in this story!

SDX4W: Sigh, Fine! I'll let you co-host with me this story. That's all you're getting!

Yai: Fine!

SDX4W: By the way folks, a scene I use in this story is from family guy! Anyway, let's begin!

Disclaimer: I don't own megaman or family guy. You probably know that by now...

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The remains of Lan's house...

A very large bodyguard & a cloaked man walked up to what was left of Lan's house. "What the hell happened here!" said the cloaked man. "Don't know boss" said the bodyguard. "Of course not!" said the man "I wouldn't have you as my bodyguard if you could think! Now pipe down!" "Yes boss" said the bodyguard. "I would assume by the fact that no one in this show has the ability to destroy an entire building, that this was done by an author" said the cloaked man "But looking at this mess I wouldn't say that this was just any author, I think this is the author we've been looking for!" "You mean-" began his bodyguard. "Don't speak of his name!" said the cloaked man "But yes, him! Anyway I don't think that they've gotten too far. Move out!"

Matt & Donna's place...

"What will we have for dinner tonight?" asked Maylu. "I don't know" said Donna "Hey guys! What do you feel like for dinner tonight?" "Um... chicken?" said Lan. "Sure why not" said Maylu "Hey Matt! Go to the store & get some chicken!" "Me? Why me?" sulked Matt. "Because you might get abducted & then it'll be one less mouth to feed" answered Donna. "What makes you think I'll go now?" asked Matt. "Because we found the cure for you guy's condition" said Maylu "And we'll give it to you first if you hurry back" "SWEET!" said Matt as he ran out of the house "CHICKEN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" "Wait!" said Donna "You forgot the money! Oh well, Maylu, do we really have a cure?" "Nope" said Maylu. "We should probably work on making one" said Donna. "You're right!" said Maylu "Let's get started!"

Near the store...

Matt had not realized about the money until he got there. "Wait a minute" said Matt "I forgot about the money! Damn it!" All of the sudden a giant chicken walked up behind Matt. "Uh... hello Giant Chicken" said Matt. The Chicken didn't say anything but he gave him a small piece of paper. "What's this?" said Matt as he read the paper "Wow! A coupon for a free box of chicken strips! Thanks creepy chicken man!" Matt ran inside.

Inside the store...

Matt had grabbed a box of chicken strips & taken it up to the counter. "That's all set sweetie" said the woman at the counter "How will you be paying?" "Well that nice chicken outside gave me this coupon" said Matt as he gave it to the clerks woman. "I'm sorry but this has expired" said the woman. Matt turned around with an evil glint in his eye. He looked out the window & saw the chicken still standing there. The Chicken saw Matt and realized that he was in trouble & began to run. "You son of a-" said Matt as he jumped out the window & began to punch the Giant Chicken. The Chicken & Matt began punching while swearing at each other (Well... the chicken was clucking but you get the idea). The Chicken pecked Matt in the face three times & then the two began punching each other until they were above a bridge just above the highway. Matt punched the Giant Chicken & knocked it off the bridge. Fortunately for the chicken, a truck drove just underneath & the chicken waved goodbye as he was driven away. The Giant Chicken turned around and saw another bridge... with Matt on it. Matt jumped down & began to pummel the chicken once again. The driver inside the truck heard a noise & checked his rearview mirror to see a chibi & a giant chicken fighting. He would have said something about it but then he saw ahead that an unfinished bridge lay ahead. The truck tried to stop but was too late & went over the edge. Fortunately the Giant Chicken & Matt had grabbed onto a helicopter flying overhead & began to pummel each other in midair until they lost their grip, fell off the helicopter & headed towards a building

Meanwhile inside the building...

It was a regular business. One man walked up to another man with some papers. "I'm going to need this done by Friday" said the man. "Is that going to give us time to-" began the other man but was interrupted when the Giant Chicken & Matt came smashing through the window. The two began to once again attack each other & smash through a wall & into the copying room. Matt grabbed the Giant Chicken's head & smashed it into the copier & pressed copy while smashing the lid on his head. The Copier began making copies of the chicken bleeding & dieing until Matt decided that enough was enough. He came out of the hole in the wall. "Chicken" panted Matt "Gave me a bad coupon-" The Giant chicken tackled Matt right out of the window. But Matt grabbed the giant chicken & positioned him so that the chicken landed first & Matt landed on top of him. Matt got up knowing for sure that the chicken couldn't survive a fall like that. He began to walk away. As he was walking away, he didn't see the chicken slowly begin to open his eyes & glare at him.

Later...

Matt was walking home trying to think of how he could explain his adventure when he heard a sound behind him. "Who's there?" asked Matt as he turned around. No one was there. "Um... Okay..." said Matt. Then he heard another noise behind him. He turned around again to see nothing. "What's going on?" asked Matt. Then suddenly a hand grabbed Matt while another hand placed a cloth soaked with chloroform over his mouth. Matt passed out. "Excellent work" said the cloaked man to his bodyguard. "And thank you chloroform!" said the cloaked man as he kissed a bottle of chloroform. "Woops!" said the cloaked man as he passed out. "Not again" said the bodyguard as he carried his boss & Matt away.

To be continued...

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SDX4W: Hoped you enjoyed that chapter folks! I'm fully aware how cliché it is to have a cloaked stranger with a big bodyguard & have them kidnap a friend of the main character. But you will like where this is heading!

Yai: I got three words for where this is heading. Into the ground!

SDX4W: You can leave now Yai.

Yai: But I-

SDX4W: NOW!

Yai: EEP! (Runs away)

SDX4W: Anyway, see you next time!