To be 5 again

Lord SDX4W: Welcome to chapter 6 folks! I'm glad that you all enjoyed the previous chapter! Allow me to introduce you to my latest co-host, the Muppet chef who can never be understood: The Swedish Chef!

Swedish Chef: Hurdy Gurdy Hurdy Gurdy Meatball! Hurdy Gurdy Hurdy Gurdy Fish!

Lord SDX4W: I'm fully aware of how weird this but you people have probably figured out by now that I'm not normal! I know you people don't hate it or you would have stopped reading 5 chapters ago! So anyway, let's begin chapter 6!

Disclaimer: I'm not even bothering this chapter...

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Evil Lair...

Matt woke up & looked around his dungeon & saw Lan sitting next to him. "Lan? What are you doing here?" asked Matt. "ZZZZZZ" snored Lan. "YOU BUFFOON!" screamed a voice from outside the dungeon room "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET THE PINK HAIRED GIRL! ARE YOU COLOUR-BLIND!" "Yes!" said the other voice "I've told you that a hundred times!" "Oh, right" said the first voice "Sorry about that!" "Wha? Where am I?" asked Lan as he woke up. "Ah! You're awake!" said Matt. "What's going on? Where am I?" asked Lan. "I'm not sure where we are" said Matt "Do you know how you got here?" "No" said Lan "Last I remember I went to sleep in my bed" "That means they took you while you were asleep" said Matt "That's pretty weird, the organization doesn't kidnap characters..." "Wha? What are you talking about?" asked Lan "What's this organization? And what do you know about it?" Matt looked away for a second as though he was trying not to cry. "This place is a house of fear" said Matt "The people here kidnap authors who they don't see as worthy & eliminate them. But the man in charge... he's the scariest of all..." "Rise 'n' shine brats" said Jorge as he entered the room "the boss wants to talk to ya!"

Donna & Matt's place...

Maylu woke up in the morning & yawned as she headed for breakfast. As she walked by Lan's room she almost screamed. Lan was gone. "Oh my god..." said Maylu "LAN GOT UP EARLY!" Maylu charged towards the kitchen to only find Donna there. "Where's Lan?" asked Maylu. "What do you mean?" asked Donna "I thought he'd be with you! You know 'feeling the cushions'!" "I'm going to ignore that remark!" said Maylu "But only because... wait a minute! If Lan isn't with you... & he isn't in his bed... than where is he?" The two ran up to his room. "Lan? Are you here?" asked Maylu. "Maylu? Is that you?" asked Megaman from his P.E.T "Maylu! Donna! Lan's been kidnapped!" "What!" said the two in shock. "Last night a big guy came broke in & took Lan" said Megaman "I'm not sure where he took him, but I saw the helicopter he used to fly off" "Really? What did it look like?" asked Maylu. "It was white with a blue stripe & had FF on the side" said Megaman. "FF?" asked Donna. "Yep" said Megaman. Donna's face went pale. "No... It can't be..." said Donna, and then she fainted.

Evil Lair...

Matt & Lan were been lead by Jorge to the "boss's" office. "Come on" said Jorge "Keep going! Move it along!" When they reached the door Matt gulped. It was a large steel door covered in rust. "It looks bigger than last time" said Matt. "Well you were bigger last time you were here" said Jorge. "Good point Jorge" said Matt. "You've been here before?" asked Lan. "Um... well..." said Matt. Jorge pressed the button on the intercom next to the door. "Sir, I've brought the two" said Jorge. "Very well" said the voice on the intercom "Bring them in" The steel door opened up & Jorge pushed our chibi heroes into the room. Lan looked up & gasped when he saw what was in front of him. It was a gigantic cyborg with red electronic eyes & a brain in the center. "Here you are Mr. Xing Li" said Jorge "Anything else you'd like me to do?" "No Jorge" said the robot "You've done all you've needed to do" "Thank you Sir" said Jorge as he walked away. "Well, well, well" said the robot "The great Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth reduced to a small child. I assume you know why you're here?" "Because my name is too long?" asked Matt. "Hey Matt, who is this guy?" asked Lan. "This is Xing Li, this guy created the entire fanfiction website!" explained Matt (I'm serious, he did!). "But why are you a robot?" asked Lan "Last I heard, you were human" "That is true" said the robot now known as Xing Li "But your friend over here destroyed my body when he released a super intelligent radioactive monkey into the building. That beast tore me from limb to limb & I was forced to place my brain in this robot" "Hey! It isn't my fault" said Matt "The monkey tricked me! It told me it was going in for ice cream!" "As bad as that was, that isn't why you are here" said Xing Li. "Than why am I here?" asked Matt. "You know very well why!" said Xing Li "You have been writing appalling stories! They're boring, lame & people are actually leaving the website after reading them!" "That can be that bad!" said Lan. "You wouldn't believe the flames he gets!" said Xing Li as he pulled out a piece of paper "Just look at this!" "That doesn't look like a lot" said Lan. "These are directions to a warehouse that contain 82 filing cabinets full of flames!" said Xing Li "Wow!" said Lan "He really must suck!" "Why does everyone hate my stories?" said Matt.

Donna & Matt's house...

Maylu woke Donna up & now her along with the navies are interrogating her in a dark room. "Donna, where are Matt & Lan?" asked Maylu. "Tell us & no one gets hurt!" said Hotrod from his P.E.T. "Who could we hurt?" asked Whiplash. "I don't know" said Megaman "Maybe her navi" "Hey get off me!" shouted Whiplash as Megaman grabbed her & Hotrod aimed his cannon at her. "Look guys, for the last time!" said Donna "I'll tell you whatever you need to know! You don't need to do this!" "We know" said Roll "But we like to make it dramatic!" "Anyway, where are they?" asked Maylu "I'm really worried about them!" "Well, by the description Megaman gave me, Matt & Lan have been kidnapped by Jorge" said Donna. "& who is Jorge?" asked Roll. "He's a bodyguard for Xing Li" said Donna "The creator & current owner of the fanfiction website" "Well why would he take them?" asked Maylu. "I'm not sure about Lan" said Donna "But Xing Li has probably gotten tired of Matt's bad stories, so he's gone to discuss it with him at the fanfic warehouse" "I don't like the way you said discuss" said Maylu. "What she really means is that they're gonna "delete his account" & he's the account" said Hotrod. "& Lan" said Maylu with a tremor in her voice. "They'll probably take care of him as well" said Hotrod "And I don't mean the good kind of take care" At this point, Maylu fainted. "You're an idiot Hotrod" said Whiplash. "I know, aren't I great at it!" said Hotrod with a smirk.

10 minutes later...

Maylu woke up. "We have to save Lan & Matt!" said Maylu "& then... cure them..." "You really like Lan don't you?" asked Donna. "Who me? I, we, he's a... alright... I like him!" said Maylu "But I just can't say it to his face!" "Well Maylu, once we save them, you can admit your feelings, kiss him & cure him in one single movement!" said Donna. "Sounds good!" said Maylu as she grabbed Roll & Megaman's P.E.Ts "Let's go!" "Ok then sister!" said Donna as she grabbed Whiplash & Hotrod's P.E.Ts "To the Fanfic Warehouse!"

To be continued...

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Lord SDX4W: How'd ya like that? If you like it then please let me know by reviewing! & now folks it's that part of the story that where I regret hiring my co-host! In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

(The Swedish Chef catches on fire)

Lord SDX4W: Whoa! That's pretty cool! & the best part is: It didn't happen to me!

(Lord SDX4W catches on fire)

Lord SDX4W: AAAAAAHHHHHH! WHO'S DOING THIS!

(Mr. Match walks into the room with a flamethrower)

Mr. Match: hehehehehehe!