To be 5 again

Lord SDX4W: Welcome to chapter 7! Sorry for the delay, but I've had a cold for a few days! But now that I'm feeling better, I can introduce my next co-host: Sam I am!

Sam I am: Would you like green eggs & ham?

Lord SDX4W: I would not like green eggs & ham,

I would not like them Sam I am!

Sam I am: Would you like them here or there?

Lord SDX4W: I would not like them here or there,

I would not like them anywhere!

I would not like green eggs & ham,

I do not like them Sam I am!

Sam I am: Would you like them in a box?

Would you like them with a fox?

Lord SDX4W: This is going to take a while...

Disclaimer: Would you like a disclaimer with green eggs & ham? That's what I thought!

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Fanfic Warehouse...

"What are you gonna do to us?" asked Lan. "This!" said Xing Li as he pulled out a remote control. "What's that?" asked Lan. "This is the FF remote control!" explained Xing Li "With this baby I can control everything in the Fanfic warehouse!" "Cool!" said Lan "What are you going to do with it?" "This!" said Xing Li as he pressed a button. Two robots with lasers for heads burst from the ground. "Hey cool!" said Matt "You still have the Laser-bots Model XK-6!" "Yes, they're a good model these ones!" said Xing Li "Much better than Model XK-5!" "Yeah they stunk!" said Matt "Do you remember that time when one of them went nuts & started shooting up the cafeteria?" "Do I? I still have footage of it!" said Xing Li "I show it to the employees every month!" "That sounds cool!" said Matt. "Um... guys" said Lan "Not wanting to be rude or nothing but shouldn't you be killing us now?" "Oh yes of course!" said Xing Li "How silly of me! XK-6! Attack the chibis!" The robot began to fire lasers at Matt & Lan as they ran out of the room screaming.

Matt & Donna's house...

Donna & Maylu were stocking up & getting ready to leave. "Before we leave we'll need some ammunition" said Donna. "& I assume you have some?" asked Maylu. "In here" said Donna as she opened a door. Malyu gasped when she looked inside. There were weapons & aircrafts everywhere. "What is all of this stuff?" asked Maylu. "Matt likes to make military-grade weapons in his spare time" explained Donna. "I see..." said Maylu as she inspected a tank that fired electric missiles "I think he may have too much time on his hands..." "Maybe" said Donna "But we don't have time to debate about that. Just pick some weapons & let's get going" "Yeah" said Maylu "We'll go save them & then... the cure..." "That's right!" said Donna "So if you want to kiss Lan to heal him then we better get to the warehouse fast!" "But Donna" said Whiplash from her P.E.T "I thought-" Donna put the P.E.T on mute. "Anyway let's go!" said Donna.

Fanfic Warehouse...

Matt & Lan were still running from the robots. "We have to stop them!" said Lan as he narrowly dodged a blast from one of the robots. "We can't" said Matt "Only Xing Li can control the robots!" "How?" asked Lan. "That remote of his can control everything in the building" explained Matt as he dodged a blast from the robots "The only way we could stop Xing Li is with that remote!" "You mean this one?" asked Lan as he pulled it out of his pocket. "How did you do that?" asked Matt. "Does it really matter?" asked Lan. "Good point" said Matt as he grabbed the remote & pushed a button "Stop!" The robots stopped instantly. "Perfect" said Matt "Lan, I do believe we can have some fun with this..."

To be continued...

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SDX4W: I hope you enjoyed that chapter more that I enjoyed this loser...

Sam I am: Would you like them with some honey?

Would you like them if I gave you money?

SDX4W: IF I EAT THESE DAMN EGGS & HAM WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!

Sam I am: Yep. (Horrah! No rhyme)

SDX4W: Alright (Takes a bite)

(Passes out & then a doctor runs into the room)

Doctor: Looks like food poisoning.

(Sam I am whistles as he walks away)

Doctor: He'll be alright. In the mean time be sure to review!