To be 5 again
SDX4W: Welcome back folks! Now that I'm out of intensive care, I can introduce you to my new co-host: Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster: Do you have cookies?
SDX4W: No but I have leftovers from the food that almost killed me last chapter
Cookie Monster: Is it a cookie?
SDX4W: Uh, no...
Cookie Monster: ME WANT COOKIE!
SDX4W: And away I go!
(Screams as he gets chased by cookie monster)
Disclaimer: I don't own megaman. I don't even own a working brain.
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Xing Li's office...
Xing Li was sitting at his desk, laughing about the peril Matt and Lan were in. "My life is good" said Xing Li as he reached for his pocket "Now I'll just get a camera to see how they're going- wait a minute... THE REMOTE!" Xing Li panicked as he charged around his office, looking for the remote. "Where is it?" said Xing Li. Then he stopped and realized. "Him..." said Xing Li.
Somewhere in the building...
Xing Li ran around the building trying to find the chibis. When he found them he nearly screamed. The two were sitting in the central room of the building, holding the remote.
"I wonder what this button does" said Lan as he pressed a button. Two laser-bots burst from the ground. "Ooh! The XK-5!" said Matt as they began to shoot up the place.
"What does this button do?" asked Matt as he pushed a button. Half the building blew up.
"What does this button do?" asked Lan as he pushed a button. A large elephant burst through the room.
"What does this button do?" asked Matt as he pushed a button. An alarm went off and every single employee ran into the room.
"What does this button do?" asked Lan as he pushed a button. Godzilla smashed into the room and began to stomp on people.
"What does this button do?" asked Matt as he pushed it. The employees, the elephant and Godzilla instantly caught fire and began to run around the room screaming in pain.
"What does this button do?" asked Lan as he pushed a button. The floor opened up and 8 heat-seeking missiles launched into the air.
"No!" screamed Xing Li in panic.
"What does this button do?" asked Matt as he pressed a button. A large swirling vortex opened up in the sky.
Xing Li went pale, as well as Matt.
"What is that?" asked Lan.
"That's an inter-cartoon vortex" said Matt "That thing is linked up with every cartoon in existence"
The 7 of the 8 heat seeking missiles went into the vortex while one turned around and headed for the flaming people in the fanfic warehouse.
"No!" shouted Xing Li in horror.
"What does this button do?" asked Lan as he pressed a button.
Two bubbles formed around Lan and Matt.
"Defense Bubbles" said Matt "This'll protect us from the missile"
The missile was charging towards the building.
"NO!" screamed Xing Li as the missile hit and destroyed the building.
To be continued...
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SDX4W: HELP ME!
Cookie Monster: ME WANT COOKIE!
(Random tranquilizer dart comes from nowhere and hits cookie monster in the neck)
Cookie Monster: Oooooh... (Falls over)
SDX4W: I have to find out where these things are coming from. Well folks, thanks for reading and sorry for the delay. My computer has been screwed up for the last fortnight and I just got it fixed. I swear I'll be back with the next chapter as soon as possible. See you then!
