To be 5 again

Lord SDX4W: Welcome to chapter 9 folks! Allow me to introduce you to my latest and quite possibly the most dangerous co-host ever: Bob! The seemingly harmless man that can't move!

Bob: ...

SDX4W: What makes him dangerous you ask? Well... I don't know... in fact he seems harmless! That's why I hired him! Isn't that right Bob?

Bob: ...

SDX4W: Well I have a note that says why he's dangerous, but if I read it then Bob will probably do whatever it is that makes him dangerous! So let's just skip the part where I'm in horrible pain and let me tell you about this chapter! You see you're all probably curious about what happened to the heat-seeking missiles from last chapter after they went through the inter-cartoon transporter! You're not? Well too bad, because this chapter is all about what happened to the missiles! If you're wondering why I'm doing this it's because I've writer's block! Now let's get this train wreck a' Rollin!

Disclaimer: I don't own Megaman or any of the other shows that are going to be seen in this story!

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Missile Number 1, the world of Pokemon...

"Go Charizard!" said Ash "Use flamethrower!"

Ash's large dragon used flamethrower on a Sneasal it was battling and defeated it.

"Ash has won!" said the announcer "Ash is now the champion of every region!"

"Alright!" said Ash as he threw out two pokeballs, releasing Cyndiquil and Torkoal.

"Ok guys!" said Ash "All of you use flamethrower to celebrate my victory!"

The three fire pokemon began to do so, causing an eruption of flames in the air.

Everyone was enjoying the sight until they heard a noise.

It was like something falling. Falling fast.

Everyone looked up and saw a heat seeking missile heading towards them.

"AAAH!" screamed Ash "GUYS! STOP USING FLAMETHROWER! THE HARDER YOU DO IT THE HARDER THAT THING IS GOING TO BE WHEN IT HITS THE GROUND!"

But all the fire pokemon heard was "...FLAMETHROWER! ...HARDER ...HARDER..."

The pokemon breathed even harder to create even more fire.

"DON'T DO IT!" shouted Ash "YOU'LL KILL EVERYONE!"

The pokemon heard "... DO IT... KILL EVERYONE!"

The pokemon were confused by the order they heard but they did as they were told and continued to breathe fire.

Everyone tried to run away seeing as how these stupid pokemon weren't going to get the picture, but suddenly a Meowth balloon came from nowhere.

Jessie, James and Meowth came out of the balloon and grabbed Pikachu with a net.

Jessie: Prepare for trouble, my pathetic fans!
James: And make it double, this story is about Megaman!
Jessie: An evil as old as our galaxy...
James: Sent here to fulfill our destiny.
Meowth: Plus there's me!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
James: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie: Jessie!
James: And James!
Meowth: And Meowth are the names!
Jessie: Anywhere there's peace in the universe.
James: Team Rocket...
Meowth: ...Will be there...
Jessie, James, and Meowth: To make everything worse!
Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!

Before Team Rocket could do anything else though, the missile hit them.

And this time Team Rocket didn't blast off, they just blasted to pieces.

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Missile 2, the world of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

The ninja turtles were on the roof of a building looking into the cold, red eyes of the Shredder.

"I've got you all now!" said Shredder as he raised his hand in victory "With my special heat suit. I can absorb all of the heat in the world and freeze this planet into a second ice age!"

Then suddenly a noise was heard. Everyone looked up and saw a heat seeking missile charging towards them.

"No!" said the Shredder "But I have all the heat in the world stored inside me! NNNOOOO!"

The missile hit and annihilated all of the Shredder except his helmet.

Mikey picked up his helmet and began to dance.

"Alright!" said Mikey "We shredded Shredder!"

"Shut up Mikey!" said Rafael as he pushed Mikey over the edge.

"HOOCHY MAMA!" screamed Mikey as he fell to his doom.

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Missile 3, in the world of Scooby Doo...

In the Scooby Doo world, the entire gang was getting chased by a large blue monster with three eyes.

"Ret's gret routa here!" said Scooby.

"I'm with you Scooby!" said Shaggy.

Then suddenly the monster tripped.

Velma walked up to the monster and proceeded to grab the monster's face.

"This isn't a monster!" Velma "It's just..."

Velma pulled of the mask to reveal it as a heat-seeking missile.

"A MISSILE!" said the whole gang as the missile blew up.

(And the missile wouldn't have exploded, if it weren't for those meddling kids!)

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Missile number 4, in the world of Sesame Street...

Elmo was walking down the street and saw Big Bird.

"Hello Big Bird" said Elmo "Elmo is looking for the Swedish Chef and Cookie Monster. Has Big Bird seen the Swedish Chef or Cookie Monster?"

"No" said Big Bird "I haven't seen them since they went to be Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth's co-hosts"

All of the sudden the two Muppets heard a noise.

"What's that up there?" asked Big Bird.

"Elmo thinks it's a heat seeking missile" said Elmo.

"One!" said the count as he appeared from nowhere "One heat seeking missile! Ha ha ha!"

"Oh well" said Big Bird "It won't affect us because we're Muppets and we have no body heat"

Then suddenly, the Swedish Chef (Who is still on fire) came running down the street screaming.

"Oh no!" said Elmo "Elmo is too young to die!"

Then the missile hit. And no one ever asked how to get to Sesame Street ever again. Because it was gone.

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Missile number 5, in the world of futurama, robot hell...

In the pits of robot hell, the robot devil was practicing the robot hell song with his minions.

The robot minion Doug played a sour note with his saxophone.

"Damn it Doug!" said the robot devil "What is it with you and screwing up every 200 years! Let's take it from the top!"

Before they began to play again, the robot devil heard something outside of robot hell.

He walked out of the inferno ride which hid robot hell from the outside world and looked up towards the sky.

He saw a large heat seeking missile and screamed as he ran inside.

"A heat seeking missile is heading straight for us!" screamed the robot devil "Turn off the fire! Douse out all the flames, turn off the heater, and tell the red hot chilly peppers to cool down on the "Red Hot" part of their name!"

Everyone franticly ran around and turned off all forms of heat until the place was freezing.

"That was close" sighed the robot devil in relief.

Then he saw his robot minion Doug sip some beer which caused him to have a humungous flaming burp.

"YOU STUPID SON OF A-" began the robot devil, but before he could finish, the missile hit.

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Missile number 6, unknown dimension...

Yai was walking around an unknown dimension.

"I have to find a way out of here" said Yai "But I can't find anything"

Then Yai saw something bright above her.

"That could be someone coming to rescue me!" said Yai "Over here Mr. Shiny Thing!"

Then Yai looked closer and realized that it was a heat-seeking missile.

"EEP!" screamed Yai as it hit.

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SDX4W: And so ends another chapter. By the way, if you're wondering about the seventh missile, and why bob is dangerous, it's because bob is the missile!

(Bob explodes)

SDX4W: HOOCHY MAMA!

(Smoke clears)

SDX4W: No that that's out of the way, I'll see you all next time for the final chapter of To Be 5 Five Again! Also in the author part of the story, I go out to the mystic temple of darts to find out where the random tranquilizer darts come from! See you then!