To be 5 again
SDX4W: Welcome readers to the last chapter of my Megababy/to be 5 again story arc. In the last chapter I'm here at the mystic temple of darts to find out once and for all why random darts come from nowhere in my stories!
(SDX4W walks into the temple)
SDX4W: Now this temple is famous for booby traps-
(Steps on a tile and gets trapped in a net)
SDX4W: This can't be good!
(Hundreds of men carrying bamboo poles and tranquilizer darts run out from every direction and surround SDX4W)
SDX4W: While I try to get myself out of this pickle, you guys can read the final chapter of my story! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: If I haven't owned it in any other chapter, what makes you think I own it now?
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Fanfic Warehouse...
Donna and Maylu were heading towards the warehouse.
"When we get there we'll blast them to smithereens, get Matt and Lan out of there and then cure them" said Donna.
"Yeah" said Maylu while blushing "Curing them..."
"Is that all your going to think about?" asked Donna.
"In a way" said Maylu.
Donna and Maylu arrived at the warehouse and gasped.
The entire Fanfic warehouse was a pile of smoking rubble.
"What the hell happened?" asked Maylu.
"Let's see Lan, Matt and a building filled with dangerous weapons" said Donna "You do the math"
The rubble began to shake and a half destroyed robot emerged from the destroyed building.
Donna and Maylu prepared to pummel the robot, but then they noticed it was crying. (I'm not sure how a robot cries but just go with it)
Donna looked at the robot. "Xing Li?" asked Donna "Creator of the fanfic website, crying?"
Xing Li looked up at the girls and pulled two boys from out of the rubble.
"Please!" said Xing Li "Please take them away from me! THEY'RE EVIL!"
With that a jet pack came out of Xing Li's back and he flew off screaming like a maniac.
Donna and Maylu looked down at the little boys and saw that they were Lan and Matt.
"GUYS!" said the girls.
"Hey girls" said Matt "I had fun with Mr. Li! He let me stay up ALL night!"
"Well that won't be happening when we get home" said Donna.
"Ok" said Matt glumly.
"So Donna" said Maylu "Should we... cure them now"
"Sure!" said Donna "You first"
Maylu bent down to Lan's height.
"Lan I have something to tell you" said Maylu "I- I love you!"
With that she kissed him on the lips.
"Now there has to be a law against that!" said Matt "I mean a 12 year old chick kissing a 5 year old-"
"Quiet!" said Donna.
The kiss lasted a minute and then Lan began to kiss back.
Despite the fact that there was dust and rubble around them, to them they were floating on a cloud.
When they stopped something happened, something they never expected.
Nothing happened.
Maylu looked to Donna.
"I thought you said that kissing him would cure him!" said Maylu.
"No" said Donna "That was a lie, I just wanted you to admit you love Lan. This is the real cure"
With that Donna pulled out a needle and injected it into Lan's arm.
In seconds Lan was back to his normal size.
"I hate you Donna" said Maylu with a laugh.
"I do too" said Matt.
"That's it" said Donna as she pulled out a needle the size of a gorilla "You're getting yours up the butt!"
Donna chased the chibi around trying to give him the large needle while Land and Maylu just looked at each other.
"So Lan" said Maylu "Do you love me too?"
"Of course" said Lan "Even though it wasn't that obvious in the prequel, I've always loved you"
With that, the two kissed again.
"THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!" screamed Matt as Donna shoved the needle up his butt.
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Back at Matt and Donna's…
The gang went home and turned on the T.V.
"Where's Chaud?" asked Matt.
"And in other news" said the reporter on T.V. "Canada has been taken over by Chaud Blaze! The boy went to the country and took over their defense system and destroyed the country until they surrendered. The country is now known as Chaudanada"
"Wow" said Lan "He did leave to take over Canada!"
"Of course" said Donna.
"Just like we told you" said Maylu.
"But wait" said Lan "Then what did you use for meat?"
"Also" said the reporter "The renowned scientist Mr. Famous has gone missing. He hasn't been seen since late last night and presumed dead. Coming up next: A pig that refuses to eat Jews? More after this"
Matt and Lan looked at the girls suspiciously.
"You wouldn't happen to know where Famous is, would you?" asked Lan.
"Um… well I…" said Maylu.
"Look out the window!" said Donna "Chaud is flying down in a Canadian Jet Plane!"
Everyone looked out the window.
"He is!" said Matt.
"He is?" said Donna as she looked out the window "I mean, yes he is!"
Chaud landed beside the house at came out of the plane.
"I did it!" said Chaud "I took over Canada!"
"Congratulations" said Donna as she pulled out a needle "Have a victory needle"
With that, Donna injected the needle into Chaud's arm and Chaud was back to his normal state.
"Looks like everything is wrapped up" said Matt "We prevented Xing Li from killing me, Lan and Maylu found love, We're all the right ages, Chaud fulfilled his dream of conquering Canada and Donna got to stab 5-year olds with needles. I think Donna and I can leave now"
"Your going?" asked Maylu.
"Of course" said Matt "There's nothing left to do. So we're going to leave and go back to our world. Good-bye!"
"So long!" said Donna.
With that, Matt and Donna began to float magically somehow.
"Good-bye!" said everyone as Matt and Donna floated up into a cloud and disappeared.
"I think we'll meet those kooks again" said Lan.
"So Lan" said Donna "What do we do about your destroyed house?"
"I don't know" said Lan "I'll figure something out. It doesn't matter for now. The point is, everyone is back to their right age and there are no loose ends"
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Meanwhile in the Undernet...
Bassbaby was sitting alone in the Undernet.
"Hewwo?" said Bassbaby "Is anywon gowing to change me back to nowmal? I'm cold and scared"
The End
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SDX4W: Hey everyone! Guess what? The people of the temple don't want to kill me! In fact, I talked to them about the darts appearing everywhere thing and it turns out they're the ones who have been doing it. You see they're fans of mine and they'll knock anyone out who tries to harm me. To those wondering why they would only do it once every 2 or 3 chapters, it's because they only save me if they know I'm going to die. Now I'll let the chief talk for a little while.
Chief: Me chief! Me write story for author to post.
SDX4W: You wrote a story huh? Well I think the fans would like to hear one last story before they go home. Here you go fans: The chief's story!
Lan woke up and looked around. He noticed three things when he woke up.
1) He was in a fridge
2) He was in a cowboy suit.
3) Chaud had just woken up next to him and was wearing a ballet tutu.
"What the hell kind of story has the author put us in this time?" asked Lan.
"I don't know" said Chaud "The author is probably high or something"
The two looked around the fridge they were in and sat down on a tub of onion dip.
"What the hell is wrong with that kid?" asked Lan.
Just then, Maylu walked into the room wearing only a bikini.
"Well look here Lan" said Chaud "This story just perked up a bit!"
"Hey Maylu" said Lan while drooling.
"Hi" said Maylu in a deep, male voice.
"AH!" screamed both of the boys as they ran away from Maylu.
"Was it something I said?" asked man-Maylu.
SDX4W: That was terrible! I mean I've read/wrote some bad stories in my life, but this is the worst thing I've ever seen!
(All of the people in the temple pull out darts and throw them into SDX4W's neck)
SDX4W: Well before I pass out, I'd like to thank all of my readers for well... reading it. I hope you have enjoyed my stories. Fear not for I will write more megaman stories and you will have chance to enjoy more craziness! Until then, feel free to read anyone of my other stories! Well good-bye and SEND HELP!
(Passes out)