Why Ed Hates Milk
One day an innocent Edward Elric sat down at the table for his very first glass of milk but wen his mother left the room the milk turned into Roy and it started yelling the word miniskirts and pipsqueak alchemist until his ears bled. Then Ed got mad because Roy was making fun of his size and he started cursing at him.
"Who are you calling a runt so tiny you need a microscope to see it!" Ed yelled at the glass of milk
"Why you I'm calling you a pipsqueak, pipsqueak." Roy chuckled
"Grrrrrrr!" Ed groaned
Trisha and Al came back in the room but only to see that Ed was yelling at the glass of milk but through Ed's eye's he saw Roy.
"Sweety, are you ok?" Trisha asked
"Yea mom its just Roy he popped up out of my milk and now he's call'in me short."Ed said
"Uhh, Ed there's no one there." Trisha explained
Ed turned around quickly in horror after she said that. "What, he's right there (he pointed at the milk) can't you see him?" Ed said
"Ha ha Edo funny." 2 year old Al said
"Huh, what do you mean you can't see him?" Ed sad with a sad but surprised look on his face
"I meant what I said Edward I don't see anything. Are you sure your feeling alright?" Trisha asked
"Yea I"m positive I'm okay. I AM NOT CRAZY!" Ed yelled
Ed was frustrated and mad so he picked up the glass of milk.
"Okay this time I'll make sure we all don't see you." Ed said angrily as he slammed the glass into the floor and it shattered into a thousand tiny pieces.
"HA take that Roy!" Ed said triumphantly
Then Ed walked away with a big smile on his face, and he left Trisha and Al standing there confused.
"He's crazy. No more milk for him." Trisha said
"Yea no more milk for Edo." Al said
The End