Bunneh: Hello there and welcome to yet another chapter of dooooooooooom!
Diablo: Don't be over dramatic -.-
Bunneh: Aww okay (
Mokuba: I wanna do the disclaimer. I wanna do the disclaimer now!
Bunneh: Sheesh okay kiddo
Mokuba: Yay! Okay Bunneh and Diablo do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of its characters including me. I bet they think that's such a shame since I am so cute and all...
Diablo: Don't flatter yourself Kid. Your not that great.
Bunneh: O.o yeah your just weird
Mokuba: Oi!
Bunneh: Its true.
Diablo: And a VERY massive thanks to our three reviewers! Even if one of them was our favorite crazed fan girl Steph.
Bunneh: Cha we would not be getting the chaps out as fast if yous said you hated them o.o I probably would be sulking in my cupboard o.o
Diablo: If you three want, we can dedicate you a chappie with just the Lorenzos' and the Christophes'...but why anyone would want that, we have no idea.
Lara's POV
"Cairis, go get your bag." None of the characters knew what was in her bag so needless to say that they looked a little confused. Oh boy, what a shock they were in for.
Cairis grinned and disappeared into the hall for a moment then reappeared holding her bag that she had brought with her when she had first arrived…I became very worried about what she would do to Yami and Yugi's hair…
"Don't do anything yet, I'm going to get some chairs out of the kitchen for the victims to sit on." I told Cairis, but knowing her, she would start anyway…that got me VERY worried.
"Okay, I will wait but then I'm going to tie down Honda and chop of his spike!" Cairis laughed. She had a glint in her eye and that REALLY wasn't good. A quick glance at Tristan saw him clutching the deadly spike of hair.
I left the room and went in to the messy kitchen…I was going to have to do the dishes at some point otherwise we'd never eat…I didn't think I had enough dishes to feed them all at the same time so that would be a problem unless we got a lot of take-out. I grabbed two small stools that would do as "chairs" for now and darted back through the living room to discover Cairis had already plugged in a pair of clippers and was cornering Yami.
"CAIRIS! What did I say!" I roared. She jumped…then again, so did everyone in the room. One good thing about my shouting abilities.
"Fine then ruin my fun!" Cairis grumbled. "Okay." She grabbed Tristan and forced him to sit on one of the stools I brought through. "I might need some help holding him down…any takers?" No one volunteered so she had to try it her self. The most she managed to do was trim the tip of the spike before Tristan got loose. I sighed and went through my room, grabbed the high backed chair and a few dressing gown belts and went back through. With help from Cairis, I tied Tristan to the chair so Cairis could destroy the 'do.
Afterwards, he looked very strange looking, not like Tristan at all. "Perfect!" I cried. "he looks nothing like himself at all! It's great!…Who's next?"
"Well you won't let me near Yami and Yugi." She sighed and looked at Seto. "I am surprised at you. I would of thought you'd want to help out."
"I was afraid you do mine" he said, touching the long spike of hair at the base of his neck.
Cairis studied him for a moment then asked," Can I dye your hair green?"
"…No!"
"Okay, can I put Mokuba in a dress then?"
"…NO!"
"Tsk, you're no fun!" Cairis moaned. "But we will probably need to dye your hair anyways even if its not going to be green."
"Yeah" I nodded my head. "I think we will have to dye it…hmmm…BLACK!"
"No! Turn him BLONDE!" Cairis yelled.
"Black! He is not going to be blonde! He is too intelligent to be a blonde pretty boy!" I retorted.
"Okay then how about pink very punk that."
A glare from both me and Seto soon shut her up.
"It will be black." I said, ending the conversation. "Yami and Yugi's hair will be black, straightened too. Joey will become a brunette, we'll straighten Dukes hair, that ought to do it, Mokuba can go as he is but we'll just trim it. Tea can-"
"Wear a hat!" Tea interrupted.
"A big fuzzy communist one!" interjected Cairis.
"AS I WAS SAYING!" I said loudly. "Tea can either leave her hair or go blonde…personally blonde would be better I think. We have to trim the big spike at the back of Seto's neck and Serenity…I don't know about her." I walked over to her and studied the hair that was a mile long. "I think…we can leave it. For Malik…oh good god Malik! Put down Yugi now!"
Malik was holding Yugi by the throat against the wall. As soon as I said that, Yami strode up to Malik and landed a punch on Malik's nose. Blood everywhere.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Me and Cairis yelled. Malik dropped Yugi to cover up his gushing nose.
"Yugi are you alright?" asked Yami.
"Yeah, I'm okay." Yugi hid behind Yami to get away from Malik's blood.
"Bad Yami! Your not supposed to burst other people's noses!" Cairis hit him across the back of the head but it did her as much damage as it did him. "Bloody hell what do you use on your hair! Sheesh I don't want to look like I have Stigmata!…OUCH"
I had slapped her upside the head, then marched over to Malik. "I ought to hit you too but Yami's already done that!" I screeched. "OUCH! CAIRIS!" She had slapped me upside the head too. "What was that for!"
"I hit Yami because he hit Malik. Malik may have deserved it but that does not excuse Yami. He should have just set us on him."
I glared daggers at Cairis. Damn her stupid weird logic!
"There will be NO, I repeat NO fighting in this house!" I said to everyone. "If you don't like someone, stay away from them. Do not start a fight or else there will be hell to pay!…Now, back to the hair problem…Pegasus, we have to d something with your hair but we have to cover up that icky hole where your eye used to be…hmm, I wonder…"
I went over to him and said "Don't move." I reached up and lifted the hair covering the eye hole away slightly and peered in. "EW!" I leapt away from him. "Sorry Peggy, just had to know." I apologised. "What are we going to do about your hair?"
"Give him emo hair!" cried Cairis, bouncing up and down.
"Emo hair?" I asked. "Who would give an old guy emo hair?"
"It would cover the eye hole at any rate…or we could give him an eye patch and dreadlocks and pretend he's a pirate!"
"…I'll take the eye patch but not the dreadlocks." said Pegasus. "But what about my hair?"
"Clippers?" asked Cairis.
"No!" cried Peggy.
"I think we need to tie him down Lara."
"I agree Cairis." With identical evil grins on our faces we leapt on Pegasus and dragged him to the chair. When we got there, we realised Tristan was still tied to the chair. "Give us a hand someone!" I called out, holding a struggling Pegasus.
Seto stepped up to me and took the arm I was holding. "With pleasure!" he grinned evilly. I untied Tristan who scrambled away from the chair. Seto and Cairis plonked Pegasus on the chair. Seto held him there while me and Cairis tied him to it.
"Can I cut it? Can I cut it? Can I cut it? Can I cut it? Can I cut it? Can I cut it? " Cairis asked, bouncing up and down with the clippers in one hand, dangerously close to Yami's hair.
"If you shut up and stop bouncing with clippers in your hand dangerously close to Yami's hair then yes." I said.
"Woot!" Cairis bounced over to Pegasus who looked quite horrified. After a few minutes of nothing but the sound of the clippers buzzing, Cairis stepped away from Pegasus. She had left a strip of Hair in the middle untouched. "If we spike it up he will look very punk." She said with a smirk.
"Why are you obsessed with making everyone look punk?" I asked her. "You are not even punk!" I looked at the mortified Pegasus. "Even so he would ridiculous with a Mohawk."
"Hmmmm, maybe so but I still would like to have tried it out." she whinged.
"Just cut the rest off Cairis." I warned. She sighed and cut of the last strip of hair. "Now we need to cover the eye." I said. Pegasus was keeping his eyelids down thank god. I didn't really want to see an empty socket again. Don't think anyone else did either…unless it was Cairis, she weird like that.
"Who's going for hair dye?" asked Cairis.
"You are." I replyed.
"Aww okay then can I take someone with me so I don't look like a loner and even so I will be buying a LOT of dye."
"Erm Okay we just need someone who does not look too anime."
Cairis looked around the room, then spied a victim. "Oh, Serenity!"
Next thing I hear is Joey shouting "Stay away from ma sister ya psycho!"
"Gee" said Cairis, "Thanks a lot."
"Serenity is just going to the shop dude. Not to the end of the world. That's a pub." I sighed. "Let her go to the damned shop before I let loose the wrath of the Lorenzos'." Cairis blinked, grabbed Serenity and bolted out the door...After a few seconds, she popped back in and said,
"I need moneys!"
Needless to say, I slapped my head often this day...Ooooh! That rhymes! I handed Cairis moneys and sent her to Tesco for cheap hair dye. The dye is cheap but still good quality.
So, I was stuck in the house with a bunch of anime characters. What did I do? I hear you ask...NO I did NOT molest Yami...as much as I may have wanted to I sat and was wondering what on earth to do with my set of anime characters tonight...where they were going to sleep and such. Yami and Yugi could have my bed, I mused and Tea could go on the top bunk. Me and Ishezu could have sleeping bags on the floor. Gramps could have the couch. Pegasus could have the spare bed. Mai could have my mothers double bed. And that was my bedding solved...finding enough pillows was, however going to be hard.
It was rather quiet in the living room. They were all staring at me, and if any of you have ever had a bunch of anime characters staring at you, you know how creepy it is. At least their eyes weren't so big. I wished Cairis would hurry up.
"You can talk you know." A voice said. I looked up from my musing. It was Yami.
"It's not like you lot are talking either!" I said.
"True" Yami said nodding his head. He came and sat beside me. I very nearly blushed. "You never introduced us all to your friend. You know, the one who was strangling Kaiba." He grinned.
"Oh. That was Steph. The rabid Seto Kaiba fan girl. Stay away from her. She likes you too, but not as much. No offence meant. "I added.
"None taken." He assured me.
"Good."
It fell silent again. Did I mention I hate silence?
"Your friend won't eat Serenity will she?" asked Joey suddenly.
I looked at him and the look said 'dude, you MUST be a mutt if you think that she'll eat your sister!'
"HEY!"
"What?" Then I realised I had said that out loud. "Oh...I said that out loud didn't I?"
"Yes." Most of the room went.
"Yes! Someone agrees with me!" I looked over to Kaiba, who looked triumphant in the fact that I thought that Joey was a Mutt.
"Dude, get a grip." I said, going 'Lorenzo'..."Your sister won't get eaten, she not that evil, yet...probably...maybe in a curry...or with soy sauce...just kidding! The look on your face! " I said to Joey. It's true; the look on his face was priceless. It fell silent once again.
Half an Hour Later
"I'm back! And I bring dye and curry!"
At Cairis' shout, Joey turned deadly pale. I couldn't help giggling.
"...And a Serenity!"
Everyone relaxed at that. Cairis walked into the living room, laden down with bags of curry and dye. Serenity followed her, similarly laden down. Joey jumped on her and yelled,
"SERENITY! Your NOT eaten!" hugging her half to death. Most of the people in the room were laughing at this.
"Joey...air...can't...breath!" Serenity gasped for air, dropping all her bags.
"Sorry sis." Joey released his sister and picked a few of the fallen bags.
"Cairis, I want the bags through the kitchen!" I told her, grabbing a few myself.
"Come on then, Diablo and Mutt boy...To the Bat-Cave Batman!" Cairis cried. I just ignored that comment and followed her through the kitchen.
"Right. We'll feed them lunch; curry obviously, good idea, thanks for buying it. And after that, we'll get back to the hair. You do your lot, I'll do mine, ok?" I rattled off to Cairis.
"Uh-hu, sure whatever, fine with me." She mumbled. I could somehow tell she hadn't been listening. No IDEA how... She then set to work unpacking the curry. There was an awful lot of food there. Then again we had a lot of people to feed. "Where do you keep the eating utensils?" She asked.
"In the drawer." I said pointing to the correct one.
"Thankies." She said pulling out lots of forks. "Well we should really give this to the peoples." She handed me a heap of boxes and some forks before wandering through to the living room.
I followed her and watched as she attempted to give a curry to Joey who for some strange reason did not seem to want any. "Err no thanks." He said weakly.
"You WILL eat the curry or I will turn a vital part of your anatomy into one and force feed it to you."
Joey defensively covered his crotch and whimpered slightly. "I'm not hungry honest."
Nearly everyone in the room gasped. "The Mutt not hungry? What has the world come to?" Seto smirked after making this remark.
"Kaiba shut up you jackass!" I turned to face him then looked over at Cairis. "I am so glad your getting him and not me."
"Yeah but I have him and Joey. Oh it shall be fun won't it?" Cairis sighed as she handed Tristan a curry.
"Haha no joy for you!" I smirked and handed Yugi and Yami their curries.
"No need to rub it in." She said.
"You mean I will be stuck with that creep?" Joey asked pointing at Seto.
"I'm not thrilled about it either." Seto said rolling his eyes.
"Really really glad your getting them." I smirked at Cairis as Seto and Joey began to argue with each other.
"What did I say about rubbing it in?" She glared at me and shook her free fist.
Later after everyone had eaten their curry except Joey. He did not eat his so Tristan ate it for him.
I was sitting on the sofa happily watching Seto try to free himself from the chair of hair cutting doom. He had tried to avoid getting his hair done the only way to get near it had been to tie him down. Looks like Seto chickened out. Pegasus had taken GREAT pleasure in helping to tie Seto to it.
"Consider this revenge Kaiba-boy!" he had laughed.
"I'll get you for this!" Seto had snarled at the pimp.
"Oh, whoopy doo!" Pegasus retorted. Oh yeah! Peggy is da pimp from da 'hood!
Cairis grinned evilly in the present and lowered the scissors to Kaiba's neck spike. Yami was busy holding back Mokuba and stopping him from becoming a nuisance. There was a satisfying clip sound and then another.
"Clippy clippy clippy clip." Cairis sang as she cut of the spike of hair.
"I am so gonna get you for this." Seto growled. I think I saw Yami smirk at this comment but I am not quite sure.
"Fwee doneded." Cairis said as she inspected the job she had done. "Meh it'll do. You know this is the first time I have cut someone's hair."
Seto's eyes widened. "What did you do to it?" He asked looking over his shoulder in a vain attempt to see his hair.
"Right I think we are going to dye Mr. Kaiba's hair now." Cairis smirked. "Peggy will you be so kind as to give me a hand."
"If you stop calling me Peggy." He said then nodded. After a small struggle Pegasus and Cairis managed to manhandle Seto out of the room still tied up though not to the chair.
"Now do I have anyone willing to get their hair done?" I asked looking around the room. I spied Mokuba trying to hide behind Yami. I grinned and pulled him out from behind the leather wearing Yami. "You'll do!" I said happily.
Mokuba meekly sat on one of the two stools and waited patiently for me to cut his hair. I trimmed the edge and made the whole thing less unruly and broke out the straighteners.
After the straighteners had been on for long enough, I started. Afterwards, Mokuba looked very fetching. Then Cairis dragged back in his brother, who looked rather dejected, and also with soaking wet black hair.
"Bunneh needs hairdryer!" she said.
"Bedroom, under bed!" I replied, finishing off the ends of Mokuba's hair. Cairis went off to get the hairdryer and left a soaking wet Seto and an amused Pegasus in the doorway.
I let Mokuba get off the stool and, when Cairis came back, I told her to watch my lot while I got dressed. I was still in my caftan, or, as Cairis calls it, my bed poncho, which I love!
I was halfway down the hall way when I heard 3 different and by the sound of it male screams. "What's Cairis done now?" I asked myself and ran back to the living room. I had mental images of her attacking Yugi with the clippers but what I saw was very different.
Diablo: Ooh another cliffhanger
Bunneh: Cha we are evil.
Diablo: Bwahahaha
Bunneh: Mwahahaha
Lorenzo 1: Dudes you are scaring us.
Lorenzo 2: Yeah you are dudes can you please stop.
Christophe 1: Yeah it is pretty creepy o.o
Bunneh: Shudup you –hits Christophe upside the head-
Diablo: o.O Hides behind Yami
Yami: I am NOT a human shield!
Bunneh: You are now Dave!
Diablo + Yami: O.O
Bunneh: Weirdoes... Well till next time peeps bye!