Bunneh: Sorry that it took so long. I had writers block and Diablo was hardly there to help me -.-

Diablo: Not my fault I live so far away.

Bunneh: Is so P

Diablo: It is not it's my mothers fault.

Bunneh: Okay who shall do the deed today? Ryou can do it since he does not talk much in the fic o.o

Bakura: Yeah he just burns Sims

Bunneh: Your corrupting him. Good for you!

Bakura: That's not what you are supposed to say o.o

Diablo: Bet you feel proud

Bakura: Yes I do actually

Bunneh: Now lets let Ryou do his thing.

Ryou: …

Bunneh: -pokes Ryou with pointy stick-

Ryou: ouch! Okay okay! If Diablo and Bunneh owned Yu-Gi-Oh (which they don't) I would get to burn more things…. I wish they owned Yu-Gi-Oh.

Bunneh: That will do -

Diablo: Now go read our fic!

Cairis POV

Lara burst back into the living room "What's Cairis done now?" She demanded distracting me from what I had been doing. "Why are Malik, Tristan and Joey on the sofa as if there was a horrible monster before them?" I turned to face her before I could answer there was yet another question. "Why do you have that stick in your hand and where the hell did you even get it from?"

"Well Malik, Tristan and Joey are on the sofa because one huge fuck off spider came out from under it and I was poking said spider with the stick you see me holding." I shrugged and then went back to my spider poking.

Lara slapped her head she has been doing that an awful lot today. I can't say it's not a surprise with what's been happening today. "Joey, Tristan and Malik get of the sofa now! She shouted at them.

"No way it's still down there!" Joey shouted back.

"Yeah I swear it was staring at me!" Malik shouted as well.

"Big fat babies." I muttered as I kept poking my spider friend.

Lara sighed again, picked up a paper, rolled it up and whacked my Spider chum.

"Noooooo you killed Jeffrey!" I shouted and dropped to my knees beside the now dead spider and poked him again. "Yup he's dead Dave I hope your happy now!"

"Very." Tristan said hopping down from the sofa.

"You can get down now you two." I said looking up and Malik and Joey who were still frozen in fear.

"O...kay." Joey climbed down from the sofa and shifted around the dead form of Jeffrey.

"And you were supposed to be this big evil bad guy and there you are cowering from a spider and a dead one at that!" Yugi blurted out. Both he and Ryou were clinging onto each other laughing.

"I still am!" Malik shouted still refusing to get off the sofa.

"Oh really?" Bakura asked. He strode across the room it was not a big room so it did not really take more than a few steps. He picked up poor dead Jeffrey and flicked him through the air. Jeffrey landed on top of Malik's head.

Malik screamed and jumped off the sofa. He ran around the room and knocked everyone standing off their feet by the end of his mad rampage he was the only one standing. Lara leapt to her feet and grabbed him but she nearly missed. She managed to grad him round the waist and they both fell to the floor.

Jeffrey poor dead spider that he was, was probably having the most interesting day of his life. As Malik hit the ground Jeffery flew through the air yet again. I managed to see him fly with such grace. Then he was impaled on Yami's hair poor bugger (the spider that is).

Yami jumped to his feet and tried to brush Jeffery off. "Get the fucking corpse off me!" He shouted.

"Yami!" Lara and Yugi shouted at him.

I was too busy rolling on the floor laughing to say anything of use.

Lara got to her feet again, tore Jeff off Yami's head and threw him the bin. (Yami not Jeffrey wait no I got that the wrong way round it was Jeff who went in the bin.)

I managed to get to my feet. I took a few steps forwards and tripped over Malik. "Shit!" I cursed and got up again. "Who put that there?"

"ME!" Lara raised a hand in the air.

"Then pick it up!" I said. "You are not supposed to litter."

"Hey what's that supposed to mean?" Malik shouted from floor level.

"Nothing." I grumbled. Then looked over at Lara. "Let's get back to hair cuttin'!"

There were plenty of protests from the group not like we listened to them. That's what sensible people would do.

Many haircuts later x.x

I left Lara's house a small troupe of people following me most of them mumping about what had happened to their hair. Speaking about the hair I shall give you a luffly list of my people and what was done to their poor defenceless hair.

Malik- Nothing yet there is only so many hours in the day
Bakura- (same as above)
Ryou- (same as above)
Seto- Dyed black and trimmed hehe
Joey- We turned him into a brunette hehe he thinks he looks like Seto now he is a bit upset to say the least.
Duke- It was straightened and trimmed a bit tis too luffly to destroy. I luff his hair
Mokuba- Trimmed by Lara
Serenity- Her hair was too normal to change o.o
Tristan- Bye bye spike -

I made Seto leave his trench coat behind it was currently stashed under Lara's bed along with all the duel discs. I am surprised Lara even managed to get it through the door to her room. Oh yes and I made him leave behind those stupid leather arm band things. Now he was dressed in a black full length top and black trousers and black boots and now that his hair was black he looked kinda creepy and emo. Don't me wrong I have nothing against emos its just that Seto looked kinda creepy as one. I had an urge to put eyeliner on him.

"I had no idea the old mans hair was so weird." Seto mused as he walked along at the rear of the group.

"Oh yeah I nearly forgot about that." I said not looking back at him.

"How could you forget that?" Joey asked. "It was pretty scary."

I did not answer and instead focused back on what had happened in Lara's living room. We were in the process of changing the hair do's of everyone. Then it struck me I had never seen gramps without his hat. After saying this out loud several other people in the room also became curious about his hair. Me and Lara then joined forces and wrestled the hat off him. The hair then sprang up and very nearly got me in the eye. Everyone in the room had stood there staring at the hair. It was just like Yugi and Yami's only instead of the normal tri-coloured hair it was in three shades of grey. To be honest it looked ridiculous. Well to say the least it had to go. Lara got to shave it off so I sulked about that.

I smiled when I saw the gate to the graveyard. "Okay people we are taking a nice shortcut through the spooky graveyard at night."

"What!" Came from the direction of the cowardly custards Malik, Joey and Tristan.

"It will take much longer to walk around than go through the graveyard." I reasoned…oh dear god I was reasoning!

"Yeah but ders dead people in there!" Joey shouted.

"Yeah that is kinda the point of a graveyard." I sighed walking in. "Even Mokuba is not making a fuss and he's a kid."

"Yeah Wheeler." Seto smirked. "Your not scared are you?"

"No it jus' tha' ders dead people in there!"

By now I was a short distance up the path. I turned round and looked out to the street. "Come on already!" I shouted at the group still outside.

Bakura was happy as Larry to be there and going on a little explore. I sighed we would need to get him back. I tapped Ryou on the shoulder. "Could you go fetch Bakura?" I asked him. He nodded and wandered off to find his Yami.

Malik, Joey and Tristan were still refusing to come into the graveyard. I went back out the gates and with the help of Seto and Serenity dragged them into the graveyard. The rest of them were standing up the path a bit. Ryou had managed to bring back Bakura lord knows how.

After a while we managed to get through the graveyard with little incident. Though Bakura had jumped out of the shadows and shouted BOO! At the scaredy cats. Causing them all to scream and run away it took ten minutes to find them all again. Tristan had even been pretending to be a potted plant.

Finally we arrived at home. It does not look like much and from the front it looks like a tiny cottage. "Yay home sweet home!" I shouted and bounced over to the gate that lead to the driveway.

"We are going to be staying here?" Seto asked. "It's tiny."

"Only at the front." I said going down the steep driveway. The further down you went the bigger the house became.

"Okay so it's not so tiny." Seto mumped.

The dog must of noticed that we were in the drive because from behind the door came a loud, deep bark.

"Hey Mutt, it's one of your friends. Why don't you go say hello?" Seto smirked.

"Shut up Money-Bags!" Joey shouted.

"Be nice Seto or I will set your crazed fan girl on you!" I threatened.

Seto looked worried when I said that and then promptly shut up.

I unlocked the door and opened it. Zeus my pet whippet ran out the door excited to see people. His tail was wagging at a mile a minute and as he ran past everyone he skelped their legs with the whip-like tail. This probably caused a lot of bruises. Although Mokuba was safe because his brother had been carrying him everyone else suffered for it.

"Ah ya bastard!" I shouted after being struck by the tail. After getting myself together again I looked at everyone else rubbing their legs." Right feel free to go in and make yourselves comfortable though there are not enough chairs."

After a few minutes of staying out and letting the dog do his business I grabbed a few of the stackable garden chairs. When inside I put down the chairs. Malik was sitting on the rocking chair and having a staring compotation with Ossy-Fur the demonic cat though she is not so bad in her old age.

"Well that's interesting." I said and moved the chairs into the kitchen half of the room. I looked around for Sticky the cat and found her sitting on Ryou and trying to chew his hair. "Just chuck her off she won't mind to much." I said. "Oh yeah and Malik the cat WILL win."

Ryou nodded and tried to pull the cat off of himself but she managed to dig her claws in and was starting to get stuck. Malik kept trying to beat Ossy I had a big urge to cause him to lose but he probably would anyway.

Instead I aided Ryou in freeing himself of Sticky Cat. Something really would need to be done about the hair soon. "I think I will use you as a test subject." I said to him.

"Why me?" He asked me with those damn puppy dog eyes of his. Gah! Why do people think they will work on me?

"Because Bakura's hair is even worse and Malik is still trying to beat the cat." I explained and pulled his to his feet. "Oh yes and I suppose I should be sure to remove mothers pointy things from the room." I said looking around for her parchment craft tools. Some of them had a lot of needles in them and I did not much want people to start fighting and using them as weapons.

After finding the pointy implements of doom, I took Ryou and them upstairs to what would be the main part of the house. This would take a lot of work.

Seto's POV- I bet you were not expecting that o.o I was suffering from block and well I thought this would be interesting.

After Cairis (or whatever the hell her name actually is) had disappeared with Ryou, we were all left pretty much to our own devices. Shame my only truly decent company here was Mokuba. Nobody was saying much but that was okay. I did not want to have to listen to them.

The door at the top of the stairs was forced open and Cairis came bouncing back down them. She grabbed a hairdryer that was hanging off a hook on the wall and looked around at us all.

"Feel free to do stuff." She said. "Just stay away from the computers. I don't trust you enough to not look up porn and get the computers riddled with viruses. Also stay away from the fridge for now. Just watch the tv or summat. The channel flicky box should be about here somewhere." She looked down at the dog who had managed to wedge itself behind me on the sofa. "Perhaps the dog is sitting on it."

I looked back and the dog who merely yawned. "Wouldn't that be rather uncomfortable?" I asked.

"He's a dog, what does he care. He sleeps on hair brushes and what not. I don't see why a remote will bug him." She said and walked down into the kitchen living room. "Well shoofty Seto and let me check." She said motioning for me to move.

When I was out of the way she spoke to the dog in a stern voice. "Zeus move it." Was all she said to him and he hopped up from the seat pretty quickly and wandered off into the middle of the crowded room.

"I wonder if that works on all dogs." I smirked and looked over at Joey. As I expected he looked pretty angry.

"Oh shut up Kaiba." He shouted at me.

"I am sure I have told you to be nice." Cairis said to me as she fished about in the sofa and pulled out a battered old silver remote control. "Or I will put the rats in your bed while you are sleeping."

"You have rats?" Serenity asked looking scared.

"Yup three of them." Cairis said brightly. "But don't worry they bite… well Minkey does but that is only when she is in the cage. She is blind so she thinks anything going in is food."

"Oh so they are pets?" Serenity asked.

"Yeah they are and I will take this time to tell ya all if anyone hurts any of the pets in here they shall be castrated with a cheese grater. Well, unless you are in fact female then I shall just find something else nasty to do to you." I think every male in the room myself included defensively moved their hands over their crotch. "Right I shall give the channel flicky box to…." She looked around the room waving the remote about the place. "To Bakura there you go." She handed them the remote. "Well I am off to finish torturing I mean doing stuff to Ryou's hair." She said then ran up the stairs.

"She would not really take a cheese grater to our… that's just nasty." Duke shivered.

"Yeah that's not something you would want to think about." Tristan said looking at the stairs.

"I am positive she would do nothing of the sort she was pretty nice to me when we were out getting hair dye." Serenity said brightly. I glanced at Joey and smirked. He really had thought that his sister had been turned into a curry.

Bakura was going through all the television channels. He eventually settled on CSI. I would not of normally let Mokuba watch such things after all it shown you bullets lodging themselves into peoples brains and what not. I did not really have much choice though since I did not know what to do with him instead. At least Mokuba was enjoying it even if he really shouldn't be.

Cairis reappeared again later and looked around at the assembled people. "Come on Bakura its your turn." She said with a smirk.

"Where is my vessel?" Bakura asked her looking somewhat worried.

"He is talking to my furry friends." She said. "Scade, Minkey and Felca, the rats."

"Okay then." Bakura sighed then he to was dragged off upstairs. He did not look very happy about it either.

After a few minutes Cairis reappeared and looked at Mokuba. "Does he have a bed time?" She asked me.

"Yeah." I looked up at a creepy cat clock on the wall over the sink. I did not like that clock…it grinned at me! "It's past."

"Well you could put him to bed. I have already worked out where everyone is going kinda. Do you want the rat room or the sofa bed?" She asked.

"Need you ask?" I sighed. I did not like the thought of sleeping anywhere near a bunch of rodents. "Sofa bed."

"Right then you asked for it." She smirked. "Follow me and bring Mokuba with ya."

I picked up my rather sleepy brother and followed her up the dark stair well into a hall way. The wallpaper and things were nice enough but the floor was clearly not finished.

She disappeared into a room at the end of the hall and I followed. The first impression of the room was crowed. The room had enough beds in it for six people. There was a bunk bed up against the wall and another bed had been pulled out from under it. Then there was a sofa bed folded out and a bed in a cupboard. That's not right is it? Well it was not quite a cupboard. It would have been walk in size if there was not a bed in it.

Cairis saw me staring at it. "This is a really old house and people used to have wee cubby things built into the walls for beds. Well, I think that's how it was." She shrugged and pointed to the sofa bed. "Sorry about the creepy snowman but I was running out of pillows and well Min used to use him as one a lot."

I looked at the snowman toy it would have to do. It was pretty creep with those big shiny black eyes that seemed to watch you. I put Mokuba down on the sofa bed and sighed. "I don't suppose you have much nightwear for eight year olds do you?"

"Nope. I don't really have anything for any of you guys when it comes to nightwear. My father is not the type for it." She shrugged again. "So you lot are gonna have to put up with sleeping in your underwear for now. With the weather at the moment though that wont be too much of a problem." She then turned and left the room probably to deal with Bakura I wondered what she had actually done to Ryou and what she was planning to do to Bakura.

After sorting out Mokuba I went back downstairs. It was getting late and a few people were starting to look pretty tired. In fact, Joey was asleep and resting his head on the wall…Stupid mutt…About an hour later i.e. midnight Cairis reappeared and looked at Malik.

"Gah! I forgot about you." She looked around. "Right where are the snip snips?" She asked.

Malick looked horrified. "No! Don't cut off my hair!" He grabbed onto it almost as if it would do him some good.

"Fine then but you have to stay up real late." She looked around the room. "You all look like zombies how about I show you all to a bed?"

There were a few nods and some gentle snoring form Joey. Who else? She then made sure everyone was awake before leading everyone upstairs.

"Right Joey and Serenity you two can sleep in the rat room." She said opening a door.

Both Joey (who had now, unfortunately, woken up) and Serenity did not look happy about this. "What!" Joey shouted and Cairis hit him across the head.

"Shoosh Joey some people are trying to sleep." She growled at him.

"I never agreed to be sleeping in the same room as a bunch of rats." Joey moaned.

"If it bugs you that much I will move em into the bathroom." She sighed and went into the room. After a few moments she came out carrying a large black cage. I caught a glimpse of beady eyes before she had disappeared into the bathroom with it and the rats.

Joey and Serenity then went into the 'rat room' and the door was closed with a small thud sound. Cairis popped back into existence behind me. "Right and nearly all of you are through in my room." She said loudly. Needless to say I jumped because I had not noticed her. There was a snicker from Tristan. I glared at him and was nearly knocked clean off my feet when Cairis began to push me along the hallway.

When back in Cairis's room she started to tell people where they were going quietly so as not to disturb the two sleeping figures in the room. There was Mokuba and Ryou, who was sleeping on the top bunk. He had a blanket covering all his head except his face so I could not see what had happened to his hair. Damn! I want to know what she did to it that took so long.

I went to my place next my brother. Tristan was stuck with the rollout which was, apparently, very uncomfortable.

"I think I would rather be sleeping with those rats than on this bed." He moaned.

"Sheesh its not that bad you big girls blouse." Cairis rolled her eyes. "Oh yeah, Duke, yours is the bottom bunk."

Duke hopped onto the said bottom bunk with a cheesy grin and said, "Na ha! This is comfortable! Yours ain't!"

"Don't rub it in!" moaned Tristan.

I growled and said, " Shut up! Mokuba's sleeping you morons!"

"Don't be such a hard ass Kaiba." Duke retorted. "Ask nicely and we might be quieter."

I snorted at that. Like I would ask HIM, dice-boy, the hippy-haired-wonder with dice earrings attached nicely. Who does he think I am? Tea Gardener, the cheerleading friendship freak?

I must of uttered some of the out loud for Cairis gave me a very strange look. "Where's the Hippy?" She asked looking around the room. "I want a hippy! Oh and if there is one here, is he..she…it…thing…gay?"

I was about to say something incredibly witty and cleaver(honest) but she walked out of the room dragging a sleep deprived Malik muttering about hippies.

I shrugged. Who in their right mind would be obsessed with Hippies? Mind you though she was probably never in her right mind.

Pretty soon everyone was asleep and the house was quiet except the sound of a shower running.

Next Morning (after many zzzz…yes, we're still in Seto's POV…love that word…POV, POV,POV,POV!)

I awoke in the morning not actually knowing where I was. I looked around the very purple room thinking that my bed had become very low all of a sudden and wondering where the hell my blue eyes wallpaper had gone…I had gotten rid of the posters like Mokie had asked, what more did he want from me!

Then it hit me like…like how I wished for Wheeler to get hit by bus at 210 mph. Memory came flooding back and I groaned. It also hit me that I was very alone in the room except for the snoring form of Tristan. I decided to get out of there as soon as possible.

I got up and went straight downstairs forgetting that I was still in my boxers. To this day I am still glad my obsessed fan girl was not there… Though it is nice having a fan girl….

Moving on, Mokuba and Joey (grrrr) were busy stuffing their faces with toast. I felt a bit betrayed seeing my brother eat with the mutt. I heard chanting and looked down at the computer. Ryou was busy playing the Sims and burning the poor buggers. Bakura, Malik and Duke were behind him chanting: 'Burn 'em, Burn 'em. Burn 'em.'

Cairis had been running around the rocking chair being chased by one of her cats. She stopped and looked at Duke. "Yay! Your showing your psycho side!" Then she looked at me and laughed.

"What's so funny?" I demanded crossing my arms and looking around the room. Everyone paused to look at me. Everyone including Mokuba burst into a fit of laughter. I looked down at myself and realised that I was still in my underwear. That wasn't so bad, until I noticed they were my Blue Eyes White Dragon ones. I felt the blood rush to my face and I sprinted back up the stairs again.

I ran into the bedroom and began to hunt for my clothes but could not find them. This was not turning out to be a good day… and I had only just gotten up.

"They are in the wash Mr. Bond." Cairis's voice came from behind me it was unexpected so I jumped again. Why does she have to keep doing that? "Would ya like something to wear perhaps?"

"That is a stupid question." I grumbled.

"Okay then." I heard her wander down the hall way the old wooden floorboards creaking slightly.

I sighed and followed her out of the room and into the bathroom. She was disappearing through another door that led into an out building. After following her in there I was surprised by the mountains of clothing that stood around the room.

"I think this is the ironed heap… I think." She said pulling out several items of clothing from randomly selected parts of the heap. "Nope too small…" She muttered to most of them. "Why do you have to be so damn big?" She asked me frowning.

"It's not my fault." I said defensively.

"No it's your damned DNA's fault." She sighed and then she brightened up again. "Perhaps we have some of uncle Rolly's stuff here." She said bustling out of the room and back into the hallway. I sighed again and followed her not wanting to ask about uncle 'Rolly'. She went into one of the rooms and appeared again holding a t-shirt and jeans. "These should fit ya." She said brightly.

"I'm not wearing those." I said eyeing the clothes in her arms.

"Well if you want you can keep wearing…" She looked me up and down. "…That."

"Give me those." I said snatching the jeans and t-shirt. She smirked at me and went back down stairs.

I got dressed as quickly as I could. This really, really was not a good day. I went down stairs the jeans were just a bit too wide and I had to keep pulling them up. The t-shirt was dark blue and a bit baggy but not too bad a fit. I collapsed onto the sofa sighing.

"Oh yes Seto?" Cairis looked over at me.

"What?" I groaned I doubted that she was going to ask anything I would want to answer.

"You can drive right?" She asked.

"Yes I can." I said raising an eyebrow. "Why?"

"I shall need you to give me a hand later." She said. "We need to get a lot of food and a car is handy for moving that stuff about the place. Also we need to take Ryou, Bakura and Malik to a real hair dresser."

"Oh joy. A car trip with you four wonderful. That is just what I had planned for the day." I rolled my eyes.

"Right people we are going out. I think we will need to leave most of you in the care of Diablo while shopping and hair cutting is done." Cairis said. "Oh and we will need to get Tristan out of bed." She sighed.

After a bit of Chivvying everyone along

After another pleasant walk through the graveyard we were coming towards Lara's house again. Some people in the group were being cheerful. Me, Bakura, Malik and Ryou were not so happy about the plan for the day.

When at Lara's house Cairis knocked on the door. "Knock knock knock." She called. "This is a survey made by Science!"

"In that case… Yes I am ver Fluffy now go away!" Lara's voice came through the door.

"Now now be nice Lara. I need you to baby sit." Cairis said to the door opening it.

"Hey you are not supposed to just walk in." Lara frowned.

"Well you would not let me in." Cairis shrugged and walked into the living room. The group followed her passing by Lara. "Lara?"

"Yes?" Lara asked looking very nervous. I narrowed my eyes wondering what she had done and looked into the living room and right at Yugi's hair.

"What have you done to him?" Cairis asked. She looked horrified. She was not the only one.

Bunneh: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I am soooooooooo glad that's done!

Diablo: Hehe cliff hanger again

Bunneh: And you are writing the next chap.

Diablo: I know

Bunneh: Well peeps keep your eyes peeled for it o.o

Diablo: And don't forget to review Damn it!

Bunneh: And don't burn us with Flame throwers unless you are willing to let me play with it first.

Diablo: O.o and me!

Bunneh: Bye bye peoples!