Diablo: Yay! Tis my POV!
Bunneh: Yes.. It is o.o good for you
Diablo: I would just like to say, because I know someone's gonna eventually say it in a review, that I ain't a Mary-Sue
Bunneh: Ah… well who shall do the declaimer thing majiger today?
Diablo: How about…. Hmmmm… YUGI!
Bunneh: Okay then -drags in Yugi-
Yugi: Right okay…. Bunneh and Diablo don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or it's characters… there you go -shuffles away-
Bunneh: Thank you Yugi…. Oh yes and Warning people the sugar high part of this chap was actually done after eating a lot of sugar o.o
Diablo: One bag of Maoam, one bag of Haribo, and lots of butter fingers and some tablet.
Bunneh: Right then… well enjoy the fic
Lara's POV - oh noes
"Lara! What have you done to him!" Cairis looked horrified…It was understandable, considering…
"Um…I…wentathimwithcurlers…" I said very fast.
She blinked and went," Then why on earth has Yugi got an afro?"…Yeah, the poor kid had an afro…it was all my fault…
"Well, it's a long story, but basically, I curled his hair when he was sleeping and he looked so cute. I took pictures of I for you to see…But that's when things went wrong…I went to bed and when I checked up on him in the morning, his hair was like that…"
"…It sprung back into shape?" Cairis burst out laughing. You had to pity poor Yugi. He had his hair in the same colours (I hadn't had a chance to dye it yet) and when it had sprung back into shape, it was curly, so it went into an afro, and he now looked, according to Cairis… "He looks like a gender confused Bride of Frankenstein!" The blonde steaks DID resemble the Bride's white streaks, you had to admit…
Poor Yugi was about to burst into tears. I went to him and hugged the poor guy. "No he doesn't!" I said sternly, a steel glint in my eye that warned Cairis not to compare Yugi to Frankenstein's Bride again.
Everyone else was pretty quiet during this exchange, too busy staring at poor Yugi's demented hair. My lot were already used to it so they just sat and watched TV.
"Um, Cairis?" I said really timidly.
"What?"
"Notice ANYthing slash ANYone new around here?" I should, perhaps, mention, my TV had spakked up again…you know what that means…
…Cairis looked around the living room, "Lara, please, PLEASE tell me you didn't try to watch…you-know-what!"
"Well, Yami was flicking through the channels, and it laded on Sky One, and it happened to be an Egypt Arc episode…so guess who came through?"
"I can see who came through…The Pharaoh, The Tomb Robber, The Priest Kaiba, Yami Marik, and the Priestess Isis…Bet you're chuffed, you got the Pharaoh!" Cairis gazed at the characters. I could have sworn Yami threw her a dirty look and gave me a reproachful look.
"I still like Yami best though…" I told her, loud enough for Yami to hear. I swear I saw him smile.
The Pharaoh was wearing a big, and I mean BIG blue cloak that looked really cool, his golden crown with the Millennium Eye Symbol upon it, his diankha (ancient duel disk like thing), and his white tunic with blue overlapping…thing. At the top of his arms were golden arm bands, and he had them on his lower legs and neck too, as well as the Millennium Puzzle around his neck on a smooth rope. And also some weird gold shoes.
The Priest Seth was wearing his blue Priest robes that ended in a white skirt thing that I can't remember the name of and white cape…and lots of "bling".
Isis was wearing her MASSIVE headdress with the big golden eagle thing, and her white priest robe an white cape.
Akifa was wearing his red cloak thing and his white kilt thing. His chest was showing (drool fan girls! DROOL!) and his hair was wackier than Ryou's or Bakura's. He was also wearing his hippy sandals Don't forget that scar on his face.
Marik was wearing his big long purple cloak (what is it with the anti-gravitational clothes and hair these people have!) and his whit tank top and brown trousers….
Why he came through with the Egyptian lot, we'll never know…
They had been there for an excess of an hour and half an hour of that time frame, we (me and my lot) managed to get them to not kill poor Atem, Yami or Yugi…while in the house. I was refusing point blank to let them outside now…
The Egyptian cast were settling in fine with their look-alikes - aside from Akifa, because at that point Bakura and Ryou weren't there, but when Cairis showed up, so did Ryou and Bakura…
"Are those mine?" Akifa suddenly asked, pointing to Bakura and Ryou. This earned him glares from the two.
"I belong to no-one Tomb Robber!" growled Bakura. "And he.." Bakura pointed to Ryou, "… belongs to no-one but me!"
Ryou glared at him and slapped him upside the head. "I do not belong to you either!" he yelled.
Cairis muttered, " Eh, grumpy Ryou…Good for him…"…Thank Ra only I could hear her, Bakura might have disembowelled her.
Akifa laughed evilly and spoke, " I was not suggesting you belonged to me…I was merely checking that you were indeed my look-a-likes."
While all this had been going on, Malik had spotted his Yami and was staying well out of sight…that was understandable. The hikari was hiding behind Cairis…And I have now just noticed what she did to the poor guys hair…it's long and straight and hanging down…I have to know what she used!
She had obviously done the same on 'Kura and Ryou…I NEED that secret! I could properly do Yami and Yugi's hair!…and Atem's too, I'll have to remember that…
"Cairis? How'd you do their hair?"
"…I used an iron…"
"An IRON!"
"Yeah." She looked pretty calm as she said that. I couldn't believe it!
Everyone just sort of looked at Cairis…I should mention some of my lot hadn't had their hair done, we were too busy doing Cairis's lot yesterday…There's just no way you can expect me to do Yami AND Yugi's hair in one day! What do I look like? Jesus? Ra?…I don't think so… ( Bunneh: Oh yes, you look just like Ra Lara!…Diablo: Shut up Cairis!)
Bakura, Ryou and Malik did not look amused. "We are not amused!" said Ryou, a slight grin on his face.
"The evil Irony took hours!" grumbled Bakura. Ryou sighed.
"It was an iron not an irony! Stupid!"
"And it made your hair all luffly and straight." Cairis said. "Unlike Yugi's…. bride of Frankenstein hair…"
"Cairis!" I snapped at her and slapped the back of her head. "Leave the poor guy alone!" I went back to hugging Yugi to make him feel better.
"You never used to hit." Cairis grumbled. "I blame Yami."
"Hey!" Yami protested. "I have done nothing!"
"Yeah you have not told me if you are gay or not yet." Cairis said looking over at him and grinning evilly.
"Cairis, this is not the time or the place for such stupid questions. And anyway, I don't want to know the answer because one of my two favourite things will be ruined!"
"Fine then." Cairis sighed. "I had best go and take some of my lot to the hairdressers now anyways." She then said to Yami "I will find out you know."
Yami looked mightily uncomfortable with her threat.
"Then here, take one of these three to get their hair done…Personally, I'd take Yugi…No offence meant little dude." I smiled at him.
"No more room in the car." She said. "I can get another batch and take em down later though."
"Well then, I'll only watch your lot…if…" I paused for dramatic effect…not that there was much. "…you watch some of my lot so I can go clothes shopping. I'll buy for yours too don't worry."
"And I will let you borrow Seto. He can drive you up Falkirk."
"Thank you very much." I grinned at her.
"Why don't you just volunteer me without my permission?" Seto sighed.
"Already have." Cairis poked him in the side. "Its not like you have much choice."
As they turned to go, I called to Kaiba, " I should have told you yesterday, the black clothes look better without the buckles and trench coat. Go with that!"
"Cha it makes him look so eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemo."
Seto shot us both a glare. I grinned back and stuck up my middle finger. "Get it up ye!" I said, imitating my cousin.
"Well lets go Kaiba boy!" Cairis shouted and dragged him out of the building. Bakura, Ryou and Malik followed with even more enthusiasm that Seto.(note sarcasm)
I heard Pegasus grumbling behind me. "That's my name for him! I'm the only one allowed to use it!"
I looked around at the suddenly larger group and felt very alone…Don't ask, just don't!…Damn it! I said don't ask! O.O
I gave up thinking what to do and plugged in the computer. When it beeped, everyone who hadn't seen a computer working before jumped and stared at it.
"What in the name of Ra is that monster that dares to beep at the Thief King!" roared Akifa…Gods, this guy needs some Ritalin!
"It's just a damned computer…for "Ra's sake!"
"A...computitior!" Atem scrunched up his face, trying to say the strange word. He looked quite cute like that… (Bunneh : -hits head off table- Diablo : -sighs- )
"It's computer and it's a machine and I don't really know how it works but I like it and that means it's safe!" I rambled on…I don't think they heard…( Bunneh : So what? Some people really like sex but it is not always safe o.o … Diablo : -anime fall- )
"Watch." I sighed. I brought up the internet and went on a bookmarked page that had drawings of anime characters. Ah, the wonders of the internet. The fan art was cool and I showed some to them. Yami standing beside Yugi on solid form, and such things were common bases for the art. I clicked the next button and to my delight and the characters horror, shonen-ai pics popped up.
They all looked kind of disgusted as there was Yami being snogged senseless by Seto if a few, and Yugi being kissed by Yami. I thought it looked cute, but they didn't…Can't see how…I heard a thumping noise and turned to see poor ol' Joey whacking his head off the wall. He had just spotted a picture of himself and dear ol' Seto. To add insult to injury the artist had put him in a dog costume. You had to feel sorry for the poor guy.
I really should have stopped looking at them but soft yaoi (jus hugging and kissing) is soooooooooo cute!…There was even one of Yugi and Seto. Then the hentai popped up. There was Yami and Tea (icky!) and a few of Tea and Seto (icky ick!) Everyone in the room was generally mortified. Even I was covering my eyes and going, "EWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Change it! Change it! Change the god damn page!" Joey yelled at the top of his voice. Boy was he going to be a problem neighbour!
I changed the "god damn page", as Joey puts it, and that when the horrible stuff popped up. Strong yaoi…not a pretty sight. I pretty much screamed "PULL THE FUCKING PLUG!" Everyone else was too busy, convulsing on the floor at the sight of 'Yami x Seto' so I pulled the plug. The god awful images stayed up for a few moments then disappeared.
After a more convulsions, we all settle down to watch some nice Yaoi free tv.
A little bit later, after the "Yaoi incident"
Yami's POV ( POV POV POV POV POV POV POV )
"Knock knock, hello?"
"Good god, it's her again!" Lara sighed, although there was relief on her face. I couldn't blame her, Joey and Tristan's argument were extremely annoying in every sense of the word. I think they were arguing about who was in control of a remoter or something along those lines. I really don't get all this modern crap. It was a lot simpler being Pharaoh…How do I know?…I talked to Atem, the Pharaoh me. I didn't just get my memory back like that. What would be the point?
"Knock knock. Let me in!" The strange girl called through the front door. What was her name? Casis? Cakis? Cairis? Yes that was it, Cakis. Yes.
"Let me in, for I can't come in for I am a vampire!"
"Oh for god's sake, move!" That was Seto. I heard the door open, then a thump. "Ow, what the hell was that for?" The CEO yelled.
"That was for ruining my fun!" from the sounds I was hearing, she was beating the guy up…good for her. Never did like that ponce anyway.
Lara sighed, and went to see what was going on. "Bunneh, get off of him!"
"I don't wanna"
"NOW!"
"Aww. Fine, everyone's out to spoil my fun…I bet Yami's behind it!" I started, hearing my name, outraged that she thought I was getting people to spoil her fun. "He's trying to distract me from finding out if he's gay or not!"
That made me smile. I'm not going to tell her, no matter what she trys.
But I already know it! He's Bi! I shall go and hit him with soggy teabags till he tells me! And I'll aim for the hair!"
"Not the hair!" Lara screeched…What is with that girl and my hair!…And why does everyone want to destroy it?..Is it really THAT bad?
I went into the hall, and Seto was on the ground, with Cakis sitting on his arms and chest so he couldn't move. She was also mercilessly tickling him. And he was LAUGHING. The CEO of KaibaCorp was LAUGHING.
Joey and Tristan came into the hall and saw him. Joey was holding a camera, and Tristan a voice recorder thing.
"EVIDENCE!" Joey yelled and took photos while Tristan tapped the event.
"He's human!" Tristan laughed and continued to use the recording device. "We have evidence finally. After all these years!"
Both me and Lara shook our heads though it was at different things. I was shaking my head at Tristan and Joey and Lara was shaking her head at Cakis.
After a few moments things calmed down. Joey and Tristan ran off giggling like school girls which is just a little bit disturbing. Cakis got off of Seto and was grinning like a loony. I then spotted Marik looking at me. I waved at him then ran down to the far end of the corridor.
"I never knew he was ticklish." I said looking at Seto who was just getting to his feet. "Thanks for that Cakis."
"What did you just call me?" Cakis asked.
"Erm… Cakis?" I said feeling just a bit confused.
Lara went pale… well paler, she was already very pale, I found that very peculiar. Cakis was glaring at me I could tell that I had done something wrong. "Easy Cairis." Lara said to her friend… Cairis? Oh shit I got the name wrong.
She dived at me. Next thing I knew I was up against the wall and being strangled. "You got the name wrong. For that you will pay." I would have never guessed that someone could take so much offence to their name being said wrong.
"Cairis get off of him!" Lara shouted and began to try to pull Cairis off of me. "Seto a little help would be nice!"
"Why?" Seto asked. I looked at him and he had black dots on his face… had they always been there?
"Because you will never be King of Games if Yami dies!" Lara retorted glaring at him still trying to pull Cairis off of me.
Seto finally managed to get his ass into gear and helped pull the crazy person off me.
I fell to the floor coughing and spluttering. Surprise surprise Lara came to my aid and helped me get into the kitchen and away from Cairis. Seto had been doing a pretty good job of restraining her until she kicked him… right where is hurts the most, his pride and joy…you get the picture.
Lara had shut the kitchen door after that so I could not see anything else that was happing out there. Strangely enough Cairis did not try to get in.
Lara was pressed up against the door. "I know what she is like she is tricky." She said.
"Why did she do that?" I asked rubbing my now sore neck.
"You got her name wrong she really does not like that after a few bad experiences at the school. You are the first person I have ever seen her attack because of it though."
"Now I feel really loved." I huffed.
"Awww hug." Lara said wrapping her arms around me.. eep.
"Your hugging him ain't ya?" I heard Cairis say from behind the door.
"Nope." Lara said releasing me. "Rage attack over yet?"
"Pretty much." Cairis said.
"Your not going to kill him are you?" Lara said suspiciously.
"Not anymore." Came the answer. "A lot of my angriness went away after I kicked Seto."
"Poor Seto." Lara shook her head and stepped away from the door a bit.
"You are not going to kill me, or hurt me in any way shape or form?" I asked.
"You have no guarantee there mate." Cairis said walking into the room.
I started backing away from her slowly, wondering, what in the name of Ra is she going to do to me.
"Dee do you have any shooooger?" Cairis looked at Lara and ignoring me thank goodness.
"Depends what you mean. If you mean granulated, then yes. If you mean icing, then no. If you mean sweets, depends on who's eating them…"
"I will take the granulated or anything else for that matter so long as it is sweet." Cairis grinned.
"What on earth is shooooger?" I asked.
"What a dumb question for you to ask Mr. I won't tell you my sexuality." Cairis said crossing her arms and glaring at me.
Lara sighed and handed Cairis a large bag of this 'shooooger' . "That will be 5000 neopoints please!" she grinned.
"I shall sent them to you later. For that is a bargain price." Cairis grabbed the bag and walked out of the room with a very big grin.
Lara was quiet for a moment then she covered her face with her hands. "Noooooo….. I gave her a bag of sugar!"
"Is it that bad?" I asked her.
"Yes it is that bad." She gave me a stern look.
"Yes but is so peaceful and quiet through there now that she has went through." I said nodding in the direction of the living room.
"Yes it is very quiet isn't it?" She looked worried. "What is she doing?"
Just as Lara said this Cairis came back in. "I need more bags of sugar Lara!" She said.
"Okay here." Lara said handing over two more bags of sugar. When the door shut she hit her forehead. "I did it again! Gah!"
I nodded and looked at the door. "What would she need it for?"
"Go! Go! Go! Go!" We heard chanting from the living room.
Lara looked at me wide eyed. "Oh shit." She then ran out of the room and I followed her.
In the living room nearly everyone was chanting and sitting on one of the sofas was Cairis, Ryou and Yugi. The three of them had a bag of sugar each, courtesy of Lara. Several people in the room were chanting the Go's and some of them were pretending not to be there.
It was then that I noticed Ryou, Bakura and Malik's new hair styles. Ryou and Bakura were matching with their now much shorter brown hair… how could I miss that really? Malik's was also pretty short and still blond.
Before Lara could do anything the three started downing the bags of sugar. I shook my head Yugi would be bouncing off the ceiling all day now. In a matter of moments Cairis finished her bag and jumped up.
"Yay! I win!" Cairis shouted. "I am the weaner!"
"Cairis!" Lara shouted and grabbed Cairis by the arm. "What do you think you are doing? You fed sugar to the HIKARIS! I don't want to see them on a sugar high!"
"I did!" Cairis shouted and started jumping up and down. She was starting to look a bit red in the face.
Lara touched Cairis's cheek and took it away. "Your roasting! Your hyper now aren't you?"
"Yuppers!" Cairis began to dance about the place then began wrestling Yugi for his bag of sugar. "Mine!"
"Noooooo! It's mine!" Yugi shouted and tried to retrieve his precious sugar while Cairis downed the rest of it.
"Yugi no more sugar please!" I grabbed my Light and pulled him away from Cairis who was now mugging Ryou. Everyone was watching the event amused except for a few people: Me, Lara, Seto Seth, Ishezu and Isis. Everyone else was having a ball.
"Gimme teh sugar or I will make Seto hug you!" Cairis threatened Ryou.
"I'd like to see you try to pull that one off!" Ryou and Seto said together.
"I shall hold Mokuba to ransom to make Seto hug you!" Bloody hell… will she use that on me? I hope not…
"Nooo! I give in!" Ryou shouted handing over the sugar bag.
Seto strode over to Cairis. "You touch Mokuba and I will…"
"Tackle glomp!" Cairis yelled and dived at poor Seto…You could see the horror and shock register on his face.
For the second time that day, Joey and Tristan whipped out the camera and yelled "EVIDENCE!" and snapped a few photo's of Seto's horrified face.
"Proof he can be shocked!" yelled Tristan.
I couldn't help laughing at the antics of them.
Ryou and Yugi were arm in arm, dancing in circles around each other. Cairis looked up and, upon spotting them, joined in, leaving behind a rather confused Seto. I laughed and helped him up.
"How could my life get any worse!" he groaned. "I've been kicked where it hurts most, and tackle glomped, all in one day! I really would like to know how it could get any worse!"
"TACKLE GLOMP!" Three bodies hurtled through the air and launched themselves directly at Seto…Poor guy never even had a chance…
"Ow…" Seto groaned. Lying on top of him, from the bottom up, was Cairis, Ryou then Yugi. "…Help…air…" Seto gasped.
I sighed and grabbed Yugi and lifted him off of Ryou, his afro getting in my way just a bit. Bakura grabbed Ryou and lifted him off of Cairis. Then Lara tried to grab Cairis, but Cairis was already up and running out the living room and down the hall cackling madly.
"Cairis!" Lara yelled, chasing after her, "Come back here!" Cairis ran right past Lara again, just avoiding being grabbed around the middle and hid behind Atem…Or more specifically, Atem's giant blue cloak.
"I have a human shield!" Cairis cackled madly "And in Lara's opinion, a rather shmexy one at that! In your face Yami!"
I didn't quite know what to say to that. Atem had the decency to blush, at the very least. In fact, he looked quite worried, throwing me glances. Lara had a very vivid blush on her face too.
"But she also thinks your very shmexy too Yami, in all your leather bondage gear!" Cairis added.
"It's not bondage gear!" three voices said hotly. It took a moment for it to register that one had been me, and the others, Yugi and…Lara…That's interesting..that's very interesting…( Diablo: haha! Quote from one of my fave people of my fave movies! -sigh- A very shmexy person at that)
"It is! It is! It is! It is!…someone vouch for meh?…fine then don't!" Cairis huffed, folding her arms behind Atem's cloak.
Lara looked a little uncomfortable looking to me then Atem, then back to me.
"I need a new human shield, this one's cloak's to pointy…Aha!" Cairis darted out from behind Atem and missed getting grabbed by Lara and hid behind Akifa. "Ow still too pointy!" She leapt out and hid behind Seth. "Na too creepy!"
"Hey!" Seth protested, un-crossing his arms. "I am not creepy!"
"Seto's creepy, therefore you are creepy." Cairis said, darting out and hiding behind Lara. "Wait, that was a bad move!" Cairis yelled as Lara grabbed her. "…I hit you!" And she did, smacking Lara across the head, causing Lara to loose her grip. Cairis darted off.
"Oh no you don't!" I yelled and tackled her. "Revenge for the hair threats is mine!" I yelled happily…Wait that doesn't sound like me!…I'm spending too much time with these people…That's when Cairis bit me. "OW!"
"CAIRIS! Don't bite him!" Lara yelled, coming over to sit on her.
"I hit you!" Cairis yelled, attempting to hit her, but Lara grabbed her arm as it came up.
"I don't think so." There was a glint in her eye… "Mwahahaha…"
"Hey you stole my laugh!" Cairis managed to shove Lara and send her flying back… into me… which hurt… and I fell… and I hit my head… which hurt even more.
Me and Lara scrambled back up to our feet. Lara was blushing and Cairis had returned to running around the room laughing.
"Haha! I have found the perfect human shield!" Cairis announced and hid behind Pegasus. "He is a creepy old man therefore Lara will not want to go anywhere near him!"
"Yami you do it I am not going near him." Lara said to me.
"I am not creepy… and I'm not that old!" Pegasus shouted.
"Sure you are Peggy." Cairis laughed behind him. "And I am Queen of the meepits!" I think everyone chose to ignore the last comment.
"I'm only thirty." Pegasus moaned.
"Wow he's younger than me!" Grandpa exclaimed pointing at Pegasus.
"Ah well Pegasus is starting to creep me out now." Cairis announced and looked around for a new human shield. "Who to pick, Who to pick? Why are so many of you creepy?"
After coming to a decision she grabbed Yugi and Ryou and the trio ran out of the room. Lara was just about to go after them but there was a knock on the door.
Everyone was quiet well except for Cairis, Ryou and Yugi who were all laughing in one of the other rooms. I really should keep Yugi away from sugar from now on.
"Who's that?" Tristan asked.
"I don't know…" Lara said turning her attention towards the front door. She walked down the hallway and opened to door to reveal….
Bunneh: Mwahahahahaha we are not telling you until next time!
Diablo: Or you know when Cairis takes over the world….
Bunneh: Yay! I get to take over the world!
Diablo: It's not gonna happen.
Bunneh: Aww
Diablo: On a different note… Review this!
Bunneh: Or I shall kill you with a spatula!
Diablo: O.o
Bunneh: Bye bye and review or I will eat choooooo.