Sometimes I swear I only updated a fic a few days ago and its been weeks, and others I feel like its been forever and it had only been a few days. Time is weird.
-HTTYD-
Astrid's question raised some rather... interesting imagery, Eret had to admit.
Granted, they'd thought about it before, but agreed never to bring it up to Astrid so she'd not feel pressured - they weren't exactly missing out anyway, they'd done other ways of three together, with either he or Hiccup in the middle somewhere.
Now she was bringing it up... in more ways than one, Eret realised, seeing Hiccup's response to Astrid's text quite clearly against the cotton of his bottoms.
"Guessing Heather was bragging?"
"Why wouldn't she H? We are fantastic. So many times we've had people having to beg us to stop."
Hiccup rolled his eyes, gave Eret a fond but exasperated look.
"If I weren't so totally and personally assured you were great in bed, I would definitely joke at your expense that they were begging you to stop because it was terrible."
"Lucky for you then that you get to experience all this" Eret gestured to himself with a grin "so regularly."
Hiccup ignored him again, tapping out a reply to Astrid that he relayed to Eret too.
"Sounds about right. Although hopefully she's recovered from the last... however long it was we fucked like rabbits. I get the feeling she won't leave again un-fucked."
His brother winked.
"Only if we're lucky. Else we can always make up for it later."
The thought had merit. Eret contemplated making up in advance, but he had plans to hit the gym and Astrid wouldn't be back over until later. Hiccup had a lecture too, so they were unfortunately too busy for a morning quickie.
A heavy workout at least burnt off the restless energy, though it did little for Eret's mind conjuring up many ways in which he could enjoy both of his siblings that evening, assuming Astrid was even up to anything. If she was sore, oral was always an option. They'd gone that route before, and it usually went pretty damned well... and there he went again, trying to conceal a semi on the walk back from the gym. At least he had a gym bag to sort of help hide it, and it wasn't too long a trip. He showered, took care of his erection, then ate and flopped down debating what to do with his day until a sibling appeared to distract him from boredom.
Astrid texted to let him know she was getting lunch with Heather before she came over, so Hiccup beat her back to their flat and laughed when he saw Eret pouting about being bored.
"Entertain me!"
"Entertain yourself! And no, that doesn't include masturbating in the living room."
Eret considered doing it out of spite, but then he'd have to explain how and why it happened if she came over before he was done. So he opted to play with something else, grabbing a console controller and occupying himself trying to romance every character he came across. Hiccup caught sight from where he was working nearby and laughed.
"I thought the point of video games was to do something different to your every day life."
"I have never seduced a married man in a skirt in my life!"
He protested, hearing Hiccup snort behind him as they both got back to what they were doing. Astrid let herself in as usual a little later, glanced between the two of them and decided what Eret was doing was more interesting before she flopped down on the sofa.
"Someone's cheered up."
"Yeah. It's a weight off not having Heather watch my every move to catch me out. We had a whole lunch where she didn't quiz me on a secret boyfriend! I think it helped when I mentioned if she really thought I was dating you two, she wouldn't have been so keen to hop in the sack with you."
"That's an excellent point, well made."
Astrid nodded, liberating the controller from Eret's hand to immediately go in search of something to beat with her sword, complaining that Eret had terrible choice in weapons the whole time.
"Honestly, you gotta stop going for shiny over substance."
"I will die with my shiny sword in hand!"
Rolling her eyes, Astrid sated the urge for some violence until Hiccup abandoned his work to join them on the sofa, at which point she paused the game and smiled as she got cosy between them.
"So, yeah. How come Heather got something in one night I haven't been offered in... almost a year?"
Had it really been that long already?
"It was by request, not by offer. It's something we only do when someone asks for it, and even then we want to know they're not total novices at it. Heather said she'd done it before, and basically asked for it right away."
Heather had obviously been bragging to Astrid, so it wasn't like they were giving Astrid a ton of information she didn't already have. And honestly, Eret doubted her mind was really on Heather all that much by the look in her eyes.
"Still, you guys have never even brought it up."
Oh.
"Astrid, it's really not that we wouldn't want to."
"We just didn't want to pressure you."
"Besides, it's not a wise heat of the moment choice. Have you ever tried it before?"
Astrid shook her head, chewing her lip for a minute.
"No. My only threesomes have been with you two."
"Well, yeah, but there's several steps on the road to double penetration."
Hiccup rolled his eyes as Eret pretended to be talking like an academic professor, gesturing like their history tutor.
"If you want, we can start working up to it. But we've done anal, which you know is not like in porn where you jump right in."
"Exactly. How much harder can it be?"
Eret let his head roll back, trying to quantify an experience he'd had but couldn't completely compare.
"Right. You know sometimes when you just have one person in you, and you feel a little like they might just break you cus they fill you just right?"
Astrid nodded, cheeks a little pinker; Eret could tell she was getting turned on from a mile away if the wind was right, let alone when she was sat next to him with wide eyes.
"Now imagine that twice over, its not really something you can explain and the first time you try, you really feel overwhelmed."
"Wait. Have you... how?"
Eret winked.
"Remember summer last year, when me and H were gone a couple of days to go to a concert?" she nodded "yeah, well nobody knew we were brothers there. Some guy picked us up, and I was a liiiittle drunk at the time. It was pretty great, but man I could barely walk the next day."
"So, like I said" Hiccup leant in, brushing his lips across Astrid's neck to make her shiver "if you want to start working up to it, then we can. But no jumping right in. Alright?"
Astrid hummed, tipping her head to bare more skin to Hiccups mouth. His hands soon joined his mouth on her skin, fingers under her shirt and Astrid trying to decide whether to lean into his hands or mouth, eyes closed and lips parted on soft moans.
Eret got the feeling they'd be starting that 'work' pretty soon.
She let them move her to bed, but Astrid had little more patience to get their clothes off, her own following before they were pressed either side of her, Astrid squirming and arching into their mouths on her neck, hands on her thighs as hers twisted in their hair.
"Get on your knees."
Hiccup whispered, voice rough, hot and Eret felt his cock leak. Astrid complied, flushed and panting already and watching her brothers as Eret retrieved lube, looking down at his hands - he knew what Hiccup was thinking, like always.
"Here. Your hands are smaller."
He took it, sticking his tongue out at Eret - it was true, but only really in the sense that Hiccup had slim, artists fingers and Eret... didn't. Hiccup's fingers were still long, reaching, could find Eret's every hot spot...
Putting his mind back on Astrid, Eret lowered his head and closed his mouth over her nipple, smirking when Astrid moaned and gripped his head, pushing her chest up into his face more. He stroked her back, running fingers over the ticklish spot towards the base of her spine until he felt her shake in his arms. Hiccup got himself comfy behind her, kissing Astrid's shoulder and Eret knew by the sounds she made where Hiccup's lubed fingers were beginning to tease her.
"H-Hiccup! C'mon, you know I can take it!"
"Relax Astrid, it's not a race."
She took Hiccup's fingers with ease, stretching and mewling as he pushed them back and forth a few times. That wasn't anything new for her, a standard foreplay before they progressed to anal sex - Astrid enjoyed it, but she wasn't always up for patiently doing the prep and so they didn't do it all that often. But gods she looked hot, spreading her knees for better balance to ride Hiccup's fingers.
"Ready for me?"
Astrid moaned, nodding eagerly and bracing her hands on Eret's shoulders when he got close enough to touch her. He rubbed circles around her clit, heard Hiccup suck in a sharp breath as she tightened on his fingers a little. When Eret slipped a couple of fingers inside her, he caught Astrid wince slightly, frowning.
"Still sore?"
She bit her lip, nodded tightly.
"A little, but it's easing. Keep going!"
Her breathy tone of want was compelling, and the twins knew better than any that Astrid wouldn't be encouraging something she didn't want. So Eret continued, pushing into her until he could feel Hiccup's fingers through the thin skin that seperated. Astrid moved her hips on instinct, riding both of their hands and Eret couldn't help but imagine if it was more, picturing Astrid gripping him with tight hands and tighter muscles, thighs shaking as she moved with them.
Seeing Astrid quickly overwhelmed by that double stimulation had Eret regretting immediately that they'd never brought it up before, the thought of more intense responses when she was filled by them had him aching with desire. When Eret curved his fingers just so and pressed his thumb to her clit, Astrid shuddered between them, her nails scraping at his shoulder where her hands tightened.
"Fuck, don't stop..."
Eret could feel how wet she was, shaking every time his fingers bumped Hiccup's as they worked them back and forth, Astrid twisting and panting, moaning between them. Her head rolled back onto Hiccup's shoulder, hands still on Eret as they pushed her to the edge and right over it, their close bodies helping to stop Astrid from just tipping over as she shook. The tremors were slow to stop, but Astrid was left pliant and beaming.
"Wow. Yeah, we're definitely doing that more often."
Eret had no complaints; he'd watch that show again a hundred times and never get bored. Astrid mewled as Hiccup slid his fingers free, twisting her head to peer over her shoulder at him.
"Ready to finish what you started?"
"Astrid, we said-"
"Not what I meant."
It took Eret a second to cotton on too, but then he saw the spark in Hiccup's eye as he realised and grinned, nodding.
"As milady wishes."
Hiccup grabbed the lube again and gestured with his head for Eret to move a little, so Astrid could stretch out on her hands and knees. Her lithe body was entrancing to watch as she did so, urging Hiccup on as he hesitated to lube himself up.
"You want me to use a condom?"
Sometimes she did, sometimes she didn't. Astrid shook her head, keening softly as Hiccup moved with a delibate slowness, curving over her back to kiss along her spine as he guided himself into place, taking his time and Eret knew he was doing it to drive Astrid crazy. It was working, if her low, needy sounds were anything to go by.
Hiccup straightened up, squeezing Astrid's ass with his hands before he pushed into her with a slow, intentional pace, grinning to himself when she cursed and demanded he move faster, fuck her harder.
Eret couldn't think when Astrid had ever looked so exquisitely debauched, her flushed face covered in sweat-damp hair, biting her lip between those moans that almost seemed to be laughter, broad smile on her face as she fisted the sheets and pushed back on Hiccup. He wasn't the one being touched and Eret still thought he might come first from that sight alone, Astrid clearly ecstatic when Hiccup picked up his speed and pressed deep into her ass on each of his thrusts.
She really was incomparable to anyone else they'd ever taken to bed, in more ways than one.
When Astrid was so very close as she was then, feral and hungry and demanding, Hiccup could barely keep up with her but damned if he didn't give it his best, hands wrapped around slender hips and the lines of Astrid's tattoo just visible in the gaps of his fingers. It seemed as though Astrid hadn't really come down from her earlier orgasm, body already climbing to the next as Eret reached under her, hand sliding down her stomach until he could stroke her clit.
The explicit words that left her mouth left Eret with little doubt he'd gotten there in time to push her higher, saw the way her body started to shake as she bit down on the sheets clutched between her fingers. He heard Hiccup grunt, knew he could feel Astrid tighten and clench around him as she buckled between twin efforts to bring her off.
Hiccup wasn't far behind her, last few thrusts making Astrid pant and whine before he shuddered with a low grunt, hips bucking a few times before he too was still save for a few twitching muscles while they both fought to catch their breath.
"Relax."
He murmured, stroking Astrid's hip with his free hand before pulling out, both soothing Astrid as she let out a sound of discontent at the sudden empty feeling both her brothers were familiar with. Eret tossed Hiccup the wipes to clean them both up a little with, hadn't moved much further before he felt a tongue circle his glans, looked down to find blonde hair and flushed cheeks as Astrid swallowed his cock with no preamble, drawing back with mischief writ in her face before bobbing her head, sucking and tonguing his already-sensitive shaft.
"E-easy! Won't take much."
Not after watching them, seeing Astrid so utterly wrecked with pleasure and imagining how much more it could be when they worked Astrid to the point of readiness to take them both. With barely a hastily uttered warning, Eret came with a guttural groan into Astrid's waiting mouth, felt her swallow around him before she pulled away and rolled onto her back, wiping her mouth lazily. Hiccup leant over to kiss her, tasting Eret on her tongue before he flopped down next to her, smiling with the same satisfaction on her face.
Eret wriggled around until he could lay next to them, taking in the way Astrid hummed, face serene and relaxed as Hiccup caressed her hip.
"I get it."
Eret blinked, half-dozing with how content and comfortable he was until Astrid's voice broke the silence.
"Hm?"
"Get what?"
"Waiting. Taking our time. That was intense all on its own."
"And us not saying it before was never about not wanting to."
Seriously, it wasn't. Eret wasn't sure they should tell Astrid just how many times it had... come up before as bedroom-talk with the twins.
"It was just us not wanting to pressure you."
Astrid nodded, pulling Hiccup against her back as she nuzzled Eret's chest.
"I know. And I trust you two not to push me more than I want."
They probably had other things to do that day. None of them seemed important enough reasons to move.
-HTTYD-
N'awww. Do they need a shovel or are they in too deep all by themselves do you think?