Yeah, I know, it took me a while to get back to this. Whaddya gonna do?

-HTTYD-

Shoving the door shut behind him, Hiccup groaned as he headed over to the sofa and dropped heavily along it, face down in the pillow. Eret moved nearby, voice intruding on Hiccup's desired zone-out.

"What's up H?"

"Tired. Class. Long."

"Ah, cheer up! It's almost end of term."

Hiccup grumbled into his face full of pillow, reluctantly pushing himself up and rolling on to his back to glare at Eret where he leant over the sofa back, looming over Hiccup.

"That is not the point."

"Alright. How about 'cheer up, Astrid's coming over in half hour'?"

Well, that had more cheer to it, Hiccup had to agree. With a sigh, he sat up properly and stretched his arms out, back aching after hunching over a desk for too long. Eret laid hands on him, squeezing and kneading away the tension with knowing fingers until Hiccup was putty in his hands, leaning back with a contented sigh.

"Oh gods thats good."

"You're always saying that to me."

Hiccup rolled his eyes, shrugged Eret off and stood up.

"Guess I should think about dinner then."

"Already taken care of."

He raised an eyebrow at his twin, surprised.

"What?"

"Yeah. I sorted dinner. Needs to go in in like, five minutes. But since I knew Astrid was coming over, I figured I could take care of food for the evening so you didn't feel like you had to."

Faint flickers of irritation already gone, Hiccup softened and moved to hug Eret. He was an absolute pain in the neck - and other places - but he had a language of love that Hiccup knew perfectly, and he smiled as they embraced.

"Thanks."

Eret patted his back, squeezed him gently.

"No problem. Go change into some shorts, I'll give you a proper rub down once I put dinner on."

Not something he was about to say no to, Hiccup went to change, then flopped on his bed and yelled for Eret. Eret yelled back he was putting the dinner on, and appeared shortly after to climb onto Hiccup's bed. As promised, he worked diligently to reduce Hiccup's aches and tension, left him a pliable mess of cosiness on the bed that never wanted to move again.

"Guys?"

Astrid's voice was probably all that could convince Hiccup to move, Eret helpfully picking him up and planting Hiccup down on his feet before they ventured out to find her in the living room, looking around for them.

"Hey Astrid."

"I was rubbing Hiccup."

"That doesn't surprise me."

She took kisses from each of them happily, sighing with contentment before she realised the oven had inviting smells coming from it.

"Dinner?"

"Yep. Should be done in a few minutes, wanna go set up a movie?"

Astrid nodded, headed over to the sofa to do exactly that while Hiccup came to help get food onto plates. Eret grinned when Hiccup told him food smelled good, before he jokingly went on to say he was secretly the master chef of the family, he just let Hiccup think otherwise. Shoving him playfully, Hiccup bent down to get plates and felt a cheeky hand on his ass, looked round to a smug-grinning Eret.

"Do you mind?"

"Not at all. Do you?"

Shaking his head in fond exasperation, Hiccup retrieved plates and nudged his brothers hand away, sent him to get cutlery and heard Astrid giggling as she listened to them. He smiled genuinely then, happy in their little bubble and refusing to dwell on the fact things would change far too soon for his liking - not just the time spent back with their parents, where Astrid would be hyper-aware of their not being alone all over again, but also that he and Eret would graduate in only a few short months, while Astrid would be back the next academic year alone.

He and Eret had talked about it, agreed that they wanted to try and find somewhere to live nearby but acknowledged that it might not be feasible. They didn't bring it up with Astrid - why would they? She hadn't brought it up, and was rarely keen on discussing deep topics unless she initiated them.

Hiccup liked to think they could tell pretty well when Astrid was distressed about something though, given the years of growing up together and learning such things. She seemed pretty damn happy for the moment, perched between them with a plate of food and a cheesy movie on the TV. Even more so when they'd eaten, and Astrid made herself quite comfortable leant against Eret with her legs over Hiccup's lap. There was never really any question of who went in the middle with her there - Astrid was too fond of feeling surrounded by their body heat when they relaxed, or being pressed between them when they fucked.

He wondered how much more potent that would be for her when they got to that, the thing they'd been working their way toward for some time now. Sure, they probably could have gotten there quicker, but Astrid wasn't in a rush once she had the assurance they wanted to, and since she knew it would probably leave her sore after, Astrid had agreed they should do it when she could rest the day after. With the break for Yuletide upcoming, Hiccup was pretty sure he and Eret would be getting one Hel of a gift.

Sure, their illicit, incestuous romps were spectacular, but Hiccup also thrived on the more simple moments too, like just then as Astrid shifted to get comfortable, face displaying a peaceful serenity as Eret smiled down at her, then over at Hiccup.

Astrid seemed less enamoured with staying that way, letting her dinner settle before she crawled into Eret's lap and kissed him soundly, humming happily when his hands slid under her shirt. Hiccup was more than happy to watch, but Astrid was soon getting to her feet and grabbing his hand, leading both toward Hiccup's bed. They went eagerly, taking turns exchanging kisses and touches as they undressed each other, Astrid pushing herself up along the bed first wearing nothing but that devilish smile of hers.

Following her up the length of his bed, Hiccup pulled her close, enjoying the way Astrid moulded herself against his body with arms around his neck, hips pushing against his until he groaned at the pressure of her sliding against his cock. Naturally alluring, Astrid drew them both closer, visibly enthralled by the feel of both against her as they explored her body. Hiccup could find her every hot spot with his eyes closed by then, so well-versed in touching Astrid by then - they'd been... physical for going on a year now, after all.

Eret didn't slack, he and Hiccup taking turns to drag hands and mouths over flushed skin as Astrid squirmed, panting and mewling oh so sweetly between them. She was so responsive, it was an ego boost and powerfully arousing to witness, seeing her muscles tense and relax over and over as they pinned her hands and continued at their leisure. Hiccup knew he'd never tire of the way she pitched and growled, asking Eret to grab the toy box and lube while Hiccup continued teasing Astrid.

Astrid moaned her appreciation as Hiccup slid lubed fingers into her, clenching around him with a smirk thrown over her shoulder before she rocked back on his fingers, trying to get him deeper. Eret coated the toy Hiccup indicated too, so when he withdrew his fingers he could fill her ass with something a little more substantial. Astrid let out a weak, needy sound as he did so, arousal slick on her thighs. The toy wasn't as big as either he or Eret, but Hiccup reckoned it would feel plenty big enough to Astrid since she'd not had more than a small plug plus a brother in her so far.

"H-Hiccup!"

"Hm? You want something milady?"

Astrid growled, lifitng up onto her knees and fixing him with wide, hungry eyes.

"Well, if you're not up to it, I'm sure Eret can fill in for you."

Hiccup pretended to glance down, as though checking for the erection he'd been sporting for several minutes.

"I'd say I'm up to it."

He moved to lie under her, Astrid climbing atop him and straddling his hips, lowering herself onto his cock with a low, sated sound of relief. She felt tighter, and he was able to feel the firm weight of the toy pressing into him as Astrid seated herself. Her head rolled back on her shoulders, knees spreading to ensure Hiccup hit her as deep as he could as Astrid gasped in pleasure.

"How's it feel?"

"Amazing. Fuck, so good..."

Eret looked as transfixed as Hiccup, watching Astrid as she rolled her hips, testing the way it felt to ride him in a long, deep movement. As much as he knew it ought to feel wrong to enjoy his sister wrapped around his cock in the most intimate of ways, Hiccup could not find it in him to care in the slightest as Astrid began to rock back and forth, shifting slightly until the angle had both of them moaning aloud. Astrid seemed to have him hitting all the right places, and the grip of tight heat plus the pressure of the toy in her ass dragging over his cock was enough to have Hiccup worried he wouldn't last long.

Though judging by the way Astrid was writhing and shaking over him, Hiccup felt she might have the same problem.

Astrid slowed to grind against him, eyes closed and her lower lip caught between her teeth as though in deep thought, or perhaps it was how intently she focused on the way she felt in that moment.

Whether Eret just wanted to join in or could tell Hiccup was barely holding out, he didn't have the brainspace to ask. But Eret pressed himself against Astrid's back, hands on her hips as she moved, occasionally venturing up to play with her breasts and pinch at swollen nipples. Between the toy - Hiccup regretted not going for a vibrator at that moment - and Hiccup and Eret... Astrid couldn't hold out, spasming around his shaft with the most obscene sounds falling from her lips.

Thankful he didn't need to hold back any longer, Hiccup let the building waves crash over him, hearing Astrid make those sweet little sounds she often did for when they came inside her - something only shared between the three of them and nobody else.

Astrid moved until she could lie against his chest, dragging in heavy breaths until her body began to calm as his did, heart pounding beneath Astrid's ear.

"So... good?"

"Uh-huh. We're definitely doing this for real before we go back for Yule."

Hiccup wondered if it was telling that Astrid didn't call it 'going home', but opted not to think too much into it as Astrid pushed herself upright, had Eret ease the toy out of her. She let out a soft sigh, face creasing with mild discomfort but that faded soon after, and it took Astrid next to no time at all to turn around and pounce on Eret, pulling him down to the bed on top of her.

"You sure?"

Astrid took them one after the other quite regularly, but Eret had obviously seen the way her whole body was overwhelmed by the potent orgasm she'd just had, and so their brother was checking Astrid wasn't overdoing it. She nodded, leaning up and kissing him hard enough that Eret grunted in surprise, Astrid pulling him closer still until there was no space between their bodies.

There was something so very primal about watching them, the fact Hiccup had such intimate and forbidden knowledge of both his siblings always enough to have a fresh spark burning low in his belly. Eret was already inside her, his cock twitching at the thought of him using Hiccup's come as lubricant. Astrid was still more than a little wound up, Hiccup could see, her whole body seizing in the way he knew meant Eret had hit her just right, the angle he kept until Astrid was a shuddering wreck beneath him. Her nails left lines down his back, teeth making their mark on his shoulder, her fingers winding their way through his hair to clutch Eret tight as they bucked and rutted against each other.

Breathless and blissed out, the three tangled together as a mess of limbs, mingled fluids of the three of them sticky on the sheets but Hiccup could change those later. When they felt like moving.

"M'ready."

"Huh? Ready for what?"

Having mumbled into his shoulder somewhat, Astrid lifted her head to keep talking.

"Both of you. Not right now, but definitely soon."

"Are you sure?"

Astrid nodded, wriggling closer to Hiccup to seek his warmth and knowing Eret would follow to warm her back.

"Yeah. Was intense, but I'm not aching or anything after earlier. Well, no more than usual" she winked "so I think we took plenty of time and yeah. I am definitely ready."


Astrid wasn't really surprised they were drawing it out. Nor, really, was she complaining.

It was part of what made being with them so... unique. Blood relations not included.

They made her feel so safe, really. Astrid knew that they'd never rush her, that if she changed her mind they wouldn't even really care; she'd been the one to push for it in the first place. And gods did she want it, after what felt like forever teasing her constantly, working her body to a point that she could take them both comfortably. Astrid conceded that neither of them were small, and since Eret had some experience in such things, she took his word.

The prolonged foreplay certainly hadn't been terrible. Astrid could still remember with startling clarity that first time they both pressed fingers into her, already dizzy with want for the feel of them either side of her. She didn't know why that did it for her so much, but it did.

Much like it was now, Hiccup's teeth nipping sharply at her shoulderblade making her clench around them both, fingers moving lazily, no rush from either as they dragged them back and forth, Eret slipping a third finger in just to make her mewl and squirm anew. Hiccup nudged her legs a little wider, replacing his fingers with a plug before pushing her to lie down. She keened at the loss of Eret's touch, though he followed Hiccup across the bed to her, two mouths on her skin, playful little bites and licks over her chest.

Astrid's back arched, body twitching when Eret latched on to her nipple and sucked, while Hiccup was already pushing her legs open to wriggle down between them. All three stilled, surprised as a ringtone trilled aloud in the room. Recognising the Pokemon theme tune, Hiccup glanced back toward them.

"Just... get it before I smash it!"

She grumbled, watching Hiccup reluctantly move from exactly where Astrid wanted him to be to get his phone. He winced at the screen, sighed.

"It's mom."

Well, that wasn't great for the mood. Being reminded they were to go back 'home' tomorrow was not what Astrid wanted, that reminder that they'd have to stop, the thought of how things would stop for real far too soon...

"Hey mom."

Eret was still leant over her, both watching Hiccup and so both saw his face drain completely of colour.

"Uh. Right. Yeah, she's here, but I thought the plan was us driving back tomorrow?"

More conversation they couldn't quite make out, and then Hiccup was visibly fighting a deep sigh.

"Yeah, ok, see you then. Bye mom."

Astrid frowned as he hung up. Hiccup always ended calls on love. They all did, really.

"What is it?"

"Uh. They are on their way here. Like... here in the next half hour."

She and Eret shared an incredulous look with Hiccup.

"They what now?"

"Yeah. Their visit ran over and so they're only driving back today, and since here is on the way, they thought it would be nice if they come have dinner with us, then they can drive us back tonight."

Astrid dropped her head back, letting out a noise of frustration. They agreed pretty quickly - they were going to have to wait.

"I did not sign up for Christmas cockblocks."

Hiccup snorted, shaking his head with a small smile.

"Yeah. Sorry. We uh..."

"Should make it look less like the den of iniquity that here is?"

They cleaned up - themselves and the flat, Astrid's discarded underwear retrieved from the living room where Eret had tossed them earlier so he could go down on her, the sheets they'd been fooling around on earlier replaced with fresh ones and all three still uncomfortably aroused by the time their parents arrived.

Anticipation had built on a low simmer for weeks by then, and the heat would not abate regardless of the fact the mood hadn't just been killed, it had been taken out back and shot by their parents arriving. Astrid could feel the low pulse and throb of need even as they just sat chatting.

After the whole summer avoidance thing, the three of them had brainstormed an idea that ended in their parents Yule gift from their kids being a night out of sorts, to go and see an opera that both of said parents were big fans of. It would give the three time to connect, too, which was a big bonus for sure.

When Astrid was still so turned on and knowing there would be little outlet until then, the week in between seemed like an absolutely awful wait.

-HTTYD-

Poor Astrid.

Cockblocks for Christmas!