Now, finally, after several months, I have finally just knuckled down and written the third chapter. I haven't been suffering from writer's block, just laziness. Here it is, the third chapter of Mata Nui Protect Us!
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The Toa stared at Count Olaf through the gate. Suddenly, he and the Baudelaires began to slowly disappear.
Vakama: What's wrong now? sighs in exasperation
Author: I cannot, I WILL not allow it!
Vakama: Why not?
Author: I can't think of anything to use the Baudelaires for, other than a momentary appearance.
Vakama tried to put the sudden appearance and disappearance out of his mind. Suddenly, in place of the Baudelaires, Nidhiki and Krekka appeared. Vakama, and the other Toa, stared as Nidhiki said to Krekka, "Now, exactly like we rehearsed. One, tow three…"
And the duo erupted into song.
"BLACK SOCKS!
They never get dirty,
The longer you wear them,
The blacker they get,
SOMEDAY
I think I shall wash them,
But something keeps telling me,
'Don't do it yet.'"
This they repeated until everyone left the arena to escape the horrible singing. Matoran tripped over each other, fleeing. The Toa were caught up in the mob, and split apart, as the Dark Hunters chased them, still singing, loudly and (in Krekka's case) off-key. Turaga Dume was being carried out on a stretcher, eyes wide, muttering "The horror…Such…awful singing…like…William Shatner with strep throat…"
Author: (to reader) Yeah, I said it. What are you gonna do about it?
A few moments later, behind the fleeing Matoran, a shower of ones and zeroes poured from the sky and formed into the shape of a young man. They switched to a full coloration, forming a young man, dressed in green, with a sword, a shield, a bag of bombs on his belt, and a quiver of arrows, complete with a bow (the arrow-shooting kind). The young man whirled his sword, and said to the Dark Hunters, "I am Link, Hero of Time, and soon, the one to destroy all those who threaten peace, including YOU TWO!"
Nidhiki and Krekka turned and ran, straight out the Coliseum gates, where a truck ran them over.
"I'm okay!" shouted Krekka, before a safe fell from the sky on top of him.
"I'm still-!"
A Metru Nui airship came crashing down on top of him.
"I'm-!"
The All-American Rejects, playing "Move Along", came falling out of the sky, on a flying stage, and the stage landed, intact, on top of Krekka, finally shutting him up for good.
Link vanished in a flash of light, but something was left behind. Vakama knelt and picked it up. It was a DVD movie, and on the cover was a redneck surrounded by the forces of darkness. The cover bore the title, "BIONICLE 3: Jeb of Shadows".
Vakama: "Jeb of Shadows"?
Author: A shout-out to Feline Freak, for her (his? I'm not sure) parody title, "Mask of Stupidity", mentioned in Crazy Adventure.
Vakama: blinks twice, with a vacant look on his face…okaaaaaay…
Author: Shut up or I'll twist you again.
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Next chapter: The boundary of real-life and fantasy is broken, as the Toa come to my house to find a DVD player to watch Jeb of Shadows on.