Writer's Note: Ahh, sorry I haven't posted in so long! School and stuff, nice to see you all again!

Once upon a time there was a magical land of kittens, and when I say magical, I MEAN magical!
It was called Koralis. There were all kinds of kittens. Purple and blue ones, green and grey ones, even... Suddenly the narrator threw down his script. "I was told this would be a book about CATS, not KITTENS! This is an insult to cat lovers EVERYWHERE! I QUIT!" He stomped out the door and the manager quaffed, "well then" (I forgot to mention he also spoke, and I also forgot to mention that he was batman.)
Well Batman decided that Joker's joke was once more on him and decided to thwart this evil plot before the narrator/writer left the country for good! (By the way they are in Alaska's underground Bat can hope for a little peace) Seems like it didn't happen though...
Suddenly a mole jumped through the roof and killed Batman. "Oh darn, now I have to go find a replacement, he was the best actor since Robin Williams. Too bad the moles of moleville aren't too bright. Maybe they'll get Joker for me. Man I really need someone to find my lines or Cat girl will kill me for getting batman killed..." sigh.
Robin paste, debating mentally of whom would get to be batman, all of a sudden, he had a revelation and he realized that the perfect batman would be Brittany Spears (the failed pop diva.)
Then once more, our main character is laid out on the floor stone cold dead. "Naruto you idiot, we are in the wrong show! How do we get out now? At least Sasuke can help us! -I hope-"
Sasuke was currently lost in the huge forest surrounding the village of sound seeking Orochimaru, "Blast, when he said I had to seek him out I didn't think he meant I actually had to LOOK for him, DIE CRYPTIC messages diediediedie! I just figured he'd send some random assassin out to kill me!"
Which unknown to him an assassin was sitting right next to him with a kunai at his chest.
And lo and behold, it was Brittany Spears! (Who coincidentally keeps popping up in this story for no reason whatsoever)
She just happened to be kidnapped by Bo-Bo-Bo-BoBo-BoBo's evil twin sister.
Who was also coincidentally at her wedding, marrying none other than Orochimaru... right outside the building Sasuke kept walking around. "I mean, I was supposed to be the best man!" he could be heard saying.
Kabuto suddenly appeared, slapped sasuke across the head and carried him kicking and screaming into the sound Nin base, which had a large sign on the LARGE door that said sound ninja base and was bordered by a set of large Christmas lights.
Inside, all you could see were large kittens in cages. "Now tell us why you are here or we will torture you", Kabuto said. "Torture me then," was Sasuke's reply. He couldn't humiliate himself to that jerk. The large kittens were let out of their cages and prepared to pounce on Sasuke. All of a sudden all of the large kittens started licking his hands and face. He started laughing at Kabuto's idiocy and knocked him out and threw him to the kittens.
Meanwhile, at the cave... "AH, we killed Batman, now how will the WB stay on the air? That's the only thing anyone ever watched on this lame channel!" "Don't panic Naruto, we'll think of something?" Suddenly a loud obnoxious theme song started to blare out of the speakers in the wall. "I didn't know the walls had speakers!" (Isn't he just charming) And then a voice came through them, "Presenting, the adventures of Batman and Robin! "SWEET! I'm playing Batman, but who's Robin?" A large furry green psycodelic arrow pointed to Sakura. Sakura howled in fury and went off to chase the mysterious voice while Naruto attempted to hotwire the Batmobile. Meanwhile... in the sound Nin village...