Lovers of Loving Love
By: Joce (Aibou)
Joce: Annoy, annoy, annoy, bicker, bicker, bicker… Fuck… ((Sits there and stares.))
Mixen: ((Stares back.))
Joce: …
Mixen: …
Joce: … --
Mixen: … ..
Joce: STOP THAT!
Mixen: Stop what?
Joce: I'm going to kill you.
Mixen: No you aren't.
Joce: Urusai, gaki no baka. --
Mixen: I'm older than you so you can't call me a kid. ((Stares.))
Joce: URUSAI! ((After a moment.)) My finger won't stop itching.
Mixen: ((Bursts out laughing.))
DISCLAIMER: I own no one but myself… and… um… Uboia… and Ianuba, Uobia, Bakemono… And the script to this story. I'm thinking about drawing something for the story… My drawing sucks big, blue, hairy, donkey balls. Ugh.
AIRSHIP OF DOOM
"Good morning, kids!" Aibou yelled, jumping into the room and landing on Onitidus.
"Hey! There are places to sit besides on me, you know!" Onitidus shouted, trying to get her off.
"Keichii, I think my chair is talking." Aibou said, blinking a few times and playing with Onitidus' hair.
"H-Hey… stop dat'…" Onitidus muttered, eyes closing halfway; Aibou snickered.
"Blondes these days." Keichii said, laughing.
"You're blonde too." Aibou said, raising an eyebrow.
"Everyone in the room at the moment is blonde." Uboia said, walking into the room. She pointed to Ashiama, Shoujin, Keichii, Onitidus, Aibou, and then to herself.
"Whatever." Shoujin said, arms crossed. He scowled at Keichii and kicked Onitidus in the shin.
"Ow! What the hell-…" Onitidus began.
Aibou punched him upside the head, "Watch your mouth before I shove a bar of soap in it!"
"In what?" Onitidus asked with a wink and a grin.
"Pervert." Aibou said; both her and Keichii punched either side of Onitidus' head at the same time.
"Ow! What is it, pick on Onitidus day?" Onitidus asked.
"Yeah, haven't you heard? It's the new, national, holiday." Keichii said, grinning wickedly.
"You are so cruel." Onitidus said, sulking a bit and earning a good laugh from Keichii.
"Guys, we going to go and get on the airship or not?" Aibou asked, frowning.
"What about those two kids? We can't leave them alone with Gumbah." Keichii said, frowning.
"They're covered." Aibou said, grinning wickedly.
"I'll stay here in Bastok and look for anything unusual." Uboia said, waving slightly and smiling.
"Why would you search for anything unusual?" Onitidus asked. The room filled with silence before Onitidus yelled out in pain. Aibou had hit him with a Thunder spell.
"That is… a really stupid question, Oni." Aibou muttered, rubbing her temples. The Red Mage sighed and shook her head slowly.
"That doesn't mean you have to use me as a guinea pig for your spells!" Onitidus yelled, putting his hands close together.
"Hey, hey, hey! No casting inside a building!" Uboia yelled; she looked angry and annoyed.
"Sorry, ma'am." Onitidus and Aibou muttered, looking to the side. Both had their arms crossed and looked a little annoyed.
"Children these days." Uboia said, huffing slightly.
"WE AREN'T CHILDREN!" Aibou and Onitidus yelled in unison. Uboia simply laughed as she walked out of Gumbah's house.
"Are we going yet or not?" Shoujin asked, glaring at Keichii. Keichii shivered slightly – why did this child always seem so angry at him for?
"Yeah, yeah, c'mon." Aibou said, sticking her tongue out. She went over to Ashiama and hauled her onto her back before picking Shoujin up and running out the door cackling. Shoujin was yelling and protesting but Aibou did not care – she continued to cackle and she kicked the second door open, running outside. Keichii and Onitidus stared after her silently, before craning their necks to look at each other.
"I blame her insanity on you, Oni." Keichii said, sighing and shrugging.
"Whatever, girly pants." Onitidus said, grinning and running after Aibou. Keichii started and looked after him.
"Girly pants?" Keichii yelled in disbelief.
Aibou jumped into the water at the dock again, splashing water onto Onitidus, Keichii, Ashiama and a disgruntled Shoujin who was still muttering about, "Stupid, elvaan, blonde women." Aibou just grinned at him and brought her arms down, splashing Shoujin with a small wave of water.
"Would you stop that? We're waiting for the airship; this isn't a luxury cruise you know!" Shoujin yelled. For such a young Hume, he looked quite angry and stressed.
"Brother… She's just trying to have fun you know." Ashiama said, frowning and placing a hand on her brother's shoulder.
"I don't care. There's really no need for fun when no one else is having fun." Shoujin retorted, angrily.
Keichii, Onitidus and Aibou frowned before Keichii spoke up, "Aib, I think you should stop. Apparently, he's not a happy camper."
"Like I care." Aibou said, climbing out of the water and sitting on the docks cross legged. Keichii scratched the back of his head and Onitidus stalked off back up the dock.
"Where you going, Oni?" Keichii asked, puzzled.
"To see how long till the airship gets here." Onitidus said simply, grinning. He walked up to the man, asking him how long till the airship arrived. The man told him about another five minutes and to be patient.
"But I have to get through. I need to meet someone on the airship!" Onitidus turned around to see who was arguing with the airship officers. He shook his head slightly and walked over to the blonde, spikey haired Hume dressed as a Beastmaster and the red, messy haired Elvaan dressed as a thief - both who were arguing with the officials.
"They're with me." Onitidus said quickly, showing his pass to the man who nodded slightly. The man moved out of the Hume's and Elvaan's way, bowing to them apologetically. The Hume and Elvaan looked a bit miffed but followed Onitidus to the docks, where they were out of ear shot range.
"Thanks, dick head," the Elvaan muttered, arms crossed, "We had it covered you know."
"Sure you did, Shin." Onitidus said, grinning wickedly.
"Hey, I could have pulled it off with my sexiness!" the Hume said, striking a pose.
Onitidus and Shinbou stared at him like he was crazy. Keichii coughed from behind them, shaking his head slightly and snickering.
"Bot… If you tried to 'pull it off with your sexiness,' I'm thinking there would be more traumatized 'fans' instead of drooling 'fans.'" Keichii said, grinning widely.
"Oh shuddap, you're no fun." the Beastmaster said, sulkily.
"Guys, why is Aibou quiet for once?" Shinbou asked, puzzled.
"Ah… Why don't you ask her?" Botwolf asked, whacking Shinbou's back enthusiastically.
"What are you trying to do? Kill me?" Shinbou asked, scowling and coughing.
"Morons. Airship is here." Aibou shouted; she was standing on the platform of the airship with her arms crossed.
"We didn't see it come in…" Botwolf said, blinking a few times.
"How did we not see it come in?" Shinbou asked, face faulting slightly.
"Because ya'll are as blind as bats." Aibou said, scowling. She stepped off of the airship and stalked off behind them, starting to cast.
"Uh… What spell is that?" Onitidus asked.
"Sounds like –…" Botwolf began, starting up with his "expertise".
"THUNDAGA!" Aibou yelled, sounding clearly angry.
"Woah, woah, woah!" Shinbou shouted, dodging the bolts and leaping into the airship, rolling and hitting the stairs.
"Haha! Ow, my ass!" Botwolf shouted, running into the airship with his hands on his ass. Aibou turned to Keichii and Onitidus, cracking her knuckles.
"Uh… Me first Oni." Keichii said, laughing nervously, dashing to the airship quickly.
"I don't think so!" Onitidus retorted, dashing beside him. They both began to leap into the airship… Only to get stuck in the door way. Ashiama giggled, she was sitting beside the doorway and across from her was Shoujin, who was shaking his head and trying not to laugh.
"Kei… Oni…" Aibou began in a sickly, sweet voice. Both blondes gulped nervously.
"Y-Yes Ai?" Keichii began, nervously.
"You been fucking Oni so much he's pregnant or something? You guys normally fit through the doorway together." Aibou said; both Humes heard the laughter in her voice, feeling relieved… Keichii and Onitidus started again.
"Hey! We're not gay!" both of them shouted together.
"Sure you aren't. Here, let me help you…" Aibou said. They heard her shift, and felt her kick them both the rest of the way through the doorway, causing them to land on top of Shinbou. Aibou walked calmly through the doorway onto the airship, snickering.
"Ow! Would you guys get off of me? You're both fat and weigh a ton!" Shinbou complained.
"… Atleast we don't have every part of our body being absolutely skinny and long." Onitidus retorted, scowling.
"Bloody Elvaans." Keichii said, joining in.
"What was that?" they heard Aibou's ticked voice from behind them.
"You guys are like… screwed up, down, left, right, at an angle and sideways." Botwolf said, arms crossed and standing in the separate, downstairs room on the airship.
"That's a good idea. Kei, Oni, c'mon. I'll go find some cameras and you guys can do the uh…" Aibou began, looking thoughtful.
"'Positions,' so to speak." Botwolf said, helpfully.
"What he said." Aibou said, grinning.
"What? Fu-…" Onitidus began.
"Watch your language!" Aibou and Keichii yelled, punching him upside the head.
"Lookit da' purdy birdies of doom…" Onitidus said weakly, collapsing the rest of the way onto the ground, dizzily. Botwolf walked forward and fell over backwards, flailing his arms as the airship began to take off.
"Dammit! Why'd I fall this time?" Botwolf asked.
"I really hope that's rhetorical…" Aibou muttered.
"Wait! No!" everyone snapped their heads to the direction of the doorway near the docks where they saw a Mithra running to the airship. She leaped and landed on Botwolf's head, just barely making it in.
"Mmff!" Botwolf yelled, muffled. He was flailing his arms again.
"What?" the Mithra stood, dusting herself off. Botwolf stood quickly as to make sure no one else would catapult themselves and land on his head.
"I said off…" Botwolf muttered, rubbing his head.
"Oh, haha." the Mithra grinned at him, before bursting out laughing.
"Kissmekillme…" Aibou said, staring at her.
"Aibou…" the Mithra said, facing her.
"What's up?" Aibou said, grinning widely at the Monk.
"Well… Catching an airship to Jeuno, duh." Kissmekillme retorted, making a 'duh' face.
"Well… It didn't look like catching… It looked more like 'leaping into an airship to Jeuno.'" Aibou said, sticking her tongue out.
"So what're they talkin' about?" Onitidus whispered to Keichii, who was still laying across his stomach, chest up, Onitidus still laying at an angle on Shinbou.
"Uh… Jeuno and the airship." Keichii replied.
"Get off! Your fat asses are flattening me!" Shinbou shouted. Kissmekillme, Botwolf and Aibou burst out laughing and Keichii flipped him off before jumping off the mini pile. Onitidus was able to sit up now and he punched Shinbou upside the head.
"You complain too much." Onitidus retorted.
"Dickhead." Shinbou replied with a scowl.
"Watch your language!" Aibou yelled, casting Thunder on Shinbou this time. Onitidus leapt away in time, clutching his chest.
"Woman! Watch where you're aiming!" Onitidus yelled.
"Aim? What's that?" Aibou said, grinning slyly.
"You… are not good for my health." Onitidus said, rubbing his own head.
"Quick! Rub his head! Maybe a genie will come out!" Botwolf yelled all of the sudden.
"Oh my god! You have a point!" Aibou said, she grabbed Botwolf's hand and closed his hand into a fist except for his pointer finger, and she directed it at Onitidus.
"That… Was so stupid it was funny." Kissmekillme said, laughing.
"Kei! You girly fag, get off of there!" they heard from upstairs.
"You dick, bite me." Keichii replied. They all went up to the deck of the airship to find Keichii walking back and forth across the railing.
"Moron, what are you going to do if something hits the airship?" Shinbou asked, looking annoyed.
"Uh… Dance to my death?" Keichii replied simply. Onitidus was following him on the rail now, mimicking his every move and making it look as girly as possible, causing just about everyone else to laugh. Keichii turned around after he reached one end and crossed his arms.
"Yes ChiChi?" Onitidus asked, trying his best to look like he was minding his own business.
"Fucker." Keichii said, looking perplexed and sighing.
"Damn straight." Onitidus retorted, raising an eyebrow.
"No… no, definitely not straight." Aibou said, arms crossed and looking thoughtful.
"Eh? Are you calling me gay?" Onitidus asked, raising an eyebrow at her. Keichii jumped off the railing and the airship acted as if something hit it. Onitidus flailed his arms, trying to balance.
"Oni!" Keichii yelled, turning quickly and dashing towards Onitidus, just barely grabbing his hand in time.
"Shit man, that's a LONG way down." Onitidus said, slightly muffled.
"Gee, you sound SO worried." Keichii said, scowling. One hand was gripping the railing and his other had grabbed the dangling Onitidus' hand.
"Kei, don't let go!" Aibou called over the wind, she was reaching down for Onitidus' other hand who was reaching up for her hand.
The airship lurched again and Onitidus was flung sideways further from Aibou. Aibou crashed into Keichii who was trying his best to stay standing on the lurching airship.
"I'll go see what's wrong!" Kissmekillme yelled, running downstairs.
"Oni! Do you think you can jump down to the platform down there?" Keichii asked – he was starting to lose his grip. Onitidus looked down and paled before looking back up.
"Uh... Kei… WHAT platform?" Aibou asked from beside Keichii.
"What do you mean 'what platform'? The only platform down there!" Keichii replied, wondering if she was blind.
"Kei! There is no platform… It looks like it's been ripped off or somethin'." Aibou said, frowning.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" Keichii asked, looked a bit peeved.
"No… Kiss…? What's wrong?" Aibou asked, turning to look in her direction.
"The pilot is gone." Kissmekillme muttered, eye twitching.
"What the hell is going on up there?" Onitidus yelled, looking panicked.
"You don't want to know!" Aibou yelled down to him.
"Trust me; it can't be as bad as me dangling over the side of this damn thing!" Onitidus yelled back up at her, mostly in anger.
"Airship pilot is gone and I'm losing my grip on your fucking hand, Oni, stop squirming!" Keichii growled out.
"You think I'm TRYING to squirm? I can't exactly hold still while – the PILOT is gone?" Onitidus yelled, jerking his head upwards again, pulling Keichii a bit over the edge.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Keichii yelled, panicked. Botwolf wrapped one arm around Keichii's lower torso and put one foot to the side of the airship, pushing away from it.
"Shin, help me out here! Kiss, Aib, one of you go steer the airship!" Botwolf yelled. Shinbou linked his arm around Botwolf's from around the elbow, grabbing the center railing and pulling.
"Oni, you stupid fuck! Don't let go!" Shinbou shouted.
"You think I'm fucking planning on it?" Onitidus yelled.
"I don't know the first THING about flying an airship!" Kissmekillme and Aibou shouted at the same time… both paled.
"We are so fucked." Botwolf said, paling. Aibou dug in her bag and took out the linkshell, putting her ear to it.
"Coups, where are you right now?" Aibou asked, plugging her ear with the other hand.
"The hell is she doing?" Shinbou yelled.
"Thanks Coups. That'll work. Kei! Coups is below -…" Aibou began before she was cut off. The airship lurched again and she was thrown down the stairs.
"That's not good…" Kissmekillme said, looking down the stairs.
"Fucking good for nothing airship! Kiss! Get down here, I have an idea!" Aibou yelled from downstairs. Kissmekillme shrugged and ran downstairs, noticing that both kids were by the doorway Aibou was at.
"What's your idea?" Kissmekillme asked, puzzled. Aibou began kicking at the door while taking her gloves off.
"Kick the door out and get ready to catch Oni." Aibou said grinning.
"You dumbass, that might actually work." Kissmekillme replied, grinning wickedly.
"Shoujin, Ashiama, tell them to let go of Oni when we get the door down." Aibou said, shoving her gloves into the hem of her belt along with her hat. Kissmekillme and Aibou both finally kicked the door out and leaned out the doorway, one on the left the other on the right. Shoujin stared at them for a minute before letting go of his sister and running upstairs.
"Keichii! Aibou and Kissmekillme said to let go of Onitidus!" Shoujin yelled over the wind after latching himself onto Keichii's leg to keep from falling over and being knocked overboard.
"What, why?" Keichii asked, looking startled.
"They kicked the door out and are going to catch him!" Shoujin yelled over the strong wind. Keichii blinked a few times and peeked over the edge, confirming what Shoujin had stated was true. Keichii bit his lip and looked Onitidus in the eye apologetically, letting go.
"Keichii! You bastard!" Onitidus yelled, panicked, he began to pass Kissmekillme and Aibou, but they were quicker and grabbed Onitidus, yanking him inside. Onitidus landed on the ground with a thud.
"Whew, I was almost sure we couldn't pull it off." Kissmekillme said with a grin.
"Hehe, but it worked, didn't it?" Aibou asked, grinning.
"There's a brain in that supposedly empty skull after all." Kissmekillme said, laughing, Aibou joined in the laugh then stopped.
"Wait a minute – hey!" Kissmekillme only laughed harder as Aibou sulked.
"You guys fucking risked my ASS?" Onitidus asked, eye and hands twitching.
"Oh, hey. We all can go stay in the bridge. Probably safest place right now. I'll get the guys." Aibou said, running upstairs. Kissmekillme turned to Onitidus, grinning evilly.
"Uh… C'mon Ashiama." Onitidus said, grabbing her hand and running into the bridge and sitting down with her.
"Aw foo, ruin my fun." Kissmekillme said, frowning and crossing her arms. Her tail twitched and she walked into the bridge.
Upstairs Aibou was near hysterics because she was laughing so hard. Shoujin was standing beside her and shaking his head slightly, he walked downstairs and joined Kissmekillme, Onitidus and Ashiama on the bridge.
"Are you guys havin' a frickin' orgy?" Aibou asked, actually falling to the ground and rolling around, holding her sides, laughing.
"Oh shut up!" Keichii yelled, jumping off of Botwolf after prying his arm off from his stomach. Botwolf stood up dizzily, wobbling to the stairs and practically stumbling down them like a drunkard.
"Hoe." Shinbou scowled, coughing and hitting himself in the chest, following Keichii and Botwolf down the stairs. Keichii came back up a moment later and dragged Aibou down the stairs.
"Aib, the airship is crashing, and it's way off course." Keichii said.
"Haha – what?" Aibou's laughing face turned into a serious one.
"You heard me." Keichii said, frowning.
"So where are we crashing exactly?" Aibou asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Ifrit's Cauldron." Onitidus supplied, combing Ashiama's hair with his fingers.
Joce: Well, there's chapter 2 of Lovers of Loving Love. Words from the "masters" yet again.
Onitidus: lol, fun fun fun fun fun, I like the hanging over airship part the best . ; again doing good Ai -hugs- I love you!
Keichii: lol, very good. I actually got a couple of laughs out of it. keep up the good work
Joce: There you go. Hope you liked this part, I actually kind of had fun writing this part… Now excuse me while I go take pain killers and ogle slutty boys getting fu-
Mixen: Jocey!
Joce: You're one of them Mixen… Oh my god… NO! I KILLED LARS! ((Pounds her head on her desk.))
Mixen: You had him die for a good cause though… He saved Talya's and Katal's baby.
Joce: Ex-lover and best friend's baby… I'm sorry Lars… ((Sulks.))
Mixen: Jocey… You always bring him back anyway…
Joce: Oh yeah! LARSY! ((Tackles Lars.)) Do you know you are very tall and have sexy pink eyes?
Lars: ;; You've said that about a ba-zillion times…