Lovers of Loving Love

Joce: Ok, part 3… Don't know how well I'll do with writer's block. Coupsdetat gave me some fucking hilarious ideas… Don't know if I can make them funny at all though. ..

Mixen: She owns no one but her own characters and –

Joce: KEI YOU SLOW POKE! ((Angry.))

Mixen: ;;; Oh boy…. Um… no idea on rating. Probably gonna be NC-17 or something like that… With Jocey's writing style and stuff…

Joce: You make me sound like a pervert…

Mixen: ((Coughs.))

Joce: ((Cracks knuckles.)) What was that?

Mixen: N-Nothing. ;;

Joce: Alright, here we go. ..

Mixen: ((Whispers.)) Don't worry, she's sort of out of it, she's finally off of so many pills and rarely takes them now. ((Grins.))

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but Aibou, Uboia, Uobia, Bakemono, Ianuba, Ashiama and Shoujin…

COUPSDETAT

He remembered blazing heat, screaming, something resembling an explosion and then darkness surrounding him. He groaned slightly, shifting slightly on the heated ground, coughing a bit.

"Hey! He's alive!" came a loud, feminine voice.

His mind searched for the owned, finally placing it on Aibou.

"Do you think we should kick him awake and tell him one of us is missing?" asked a joking voice.

Keichii turned onto his back and opened his eyes slowly, covering them as he sat up, "No, that would kind of hurt."

"Nah, it would tickle, dude." Botwolf said while grinning cheekily at the Warrior.

"Very funny." Keichii said, rolling his eyes. He looked around while rubbing the side of his face.

"What're you looking for?" Botwolf asked.

"Where's Oni?" Keichii asked, a frown set upon his features. Aibou and Botwolf looked at each other and then back towards Keichii, looking sheepish.

"Well… you see… about that -…" Aibou began.

"He… kinda' wasn't here with us or near us when we woke up after the crash." Botwolf finished.

"How come you got to say more?" Aibou asked, elbowing him in the gut.

"Ow, because you talk too much so be baffled for once!" Botwolf yelled, whacking her upside the head.

"Ow! You bastard!" Aibou yelled with fury, taking her sword out and chasing Botwolf around yelling curses.

"Keiii! Save meeee!" Botwolf yelled, panicked, not really wanting to be 'Bot-on-a-stick'.

"… Why? This is funny." Keichii said, smirking triumphtly.

"You guys are SO cruel!" Botwolf yelled, summoning a Crab Familiar which ended up tripping Aibou… who landed on her face. Botwolf proceeded to laugh and poke her, tauntingly.

"Guys, we have to go find Oni." Keichii said, frowning and kicking Botwolf over on 'accident'.

"Why should we bother?" Shoujin voiced, looking as angry as he normally did. Keichii frowned at him.

"Why are you so mad all the time?" Keichii asked, hand on his hip.

"Girly-Kei! Girly-Kei!" Aibou cheered, jumping on Kissmekillme who grunted and looked up from her position on the ground.

"Aib, you can get off me any day now, your sword is stabbing me." Kissmekillme said, trying to buck her off.

"… Wasn't she just face down on the ground?" Shinbou asked, kicking Aibou off of Kissmekillme.

"Ow!" Aibou said, landing on the ground sideways this time.

"Yeah." Botwolf said, grinning and kicking Aibou.

"I feel abused." Aibou said sulkily.

"You guys are annoying." Shoujin said, eye twitching. Ashiama tugged on Keichii's pant leg; Keichii looked down, bent down and picked up Ashiama.

"What's wrong Ashiama?" Keichii asked, tucking some of her bangs behind her ear.

"Ifrit came and got Oni, but Ifrit looked weird. He was black and his eyes were like bloody and…and…" Ashiama shivered, trailing off.

"And what Ashiama?" Keichii asked, frowning and looking concerned.

"He was dripping in blood." Shoujin said, covering for his sister, looking stoic and a bit peeved.

"Blood? Are you sure?" Keichii asked, frowning and looking around for his axes.

"Positive, I'm not a dumbass like most of you people are." Shoujin said, snorting.

"Kei… You HAVE your axes." Aibou said, stifling her laughter.

"Yeah, yeah, come on, we have to go find Oni." Keichii said, starting to walk off.

"Do you even know the way?" Aibou asked, eyebrow raised. Keichii cleared his throat and began to saunter off.

"Well… you see… about that…" Keichii muttered, looking sheepish.

"Moron, follow me." Aibou said, sighing, starting off at a dead run.

"Hey!" Keichii started; he hugged Ashiama to him and took off after her. Shoujin was picked up by Kissmekillme, protesting and was carried off when she ran off after Keichii with Shinbou and Botwolf close behind. Ahead, Aibou was running and talking in the linkshell again… it made Keichii wonder if she liked to talk a lot or something.

"So why were you on the linkshell again?" Keichii asked, looking puzzled.

"You'll see." Aibou said, laughing. They were all walking into the last tunnel towards the protocrystal, being cautious was not their usual thing – they were used to running in, kicking ass, and leaving… and not usually in the same group… usually in various groups… but still… running in, kicking ass… and leaving. Not, 'Evil-Mofo-Ifrit-Could-Be-Anywhere-So-Move-Cautiously'.

They continued to walk through cautiously – Keichii cleared his throat and Aibou turned her head slightly to look at him, still walking.

"What's up?" Aibou asked, puzzled.

"Just clearing my throat, that's all." Keichii said, grinning slightly.

"You sure? You're looking a bit pale." Kissmekillme said, frowning. She was a little ahead of Keichii now, but she looked at him when Aibou had. Shoujin had given up and had settled for just pouting and leaning on her back.

"Positive." Keichii confirmed, nodding. He shifted and Ashiama scooted up a bit further, arms still around his neck; he patted her head a bit and smiled.

"Yeah right. Give me Ashiama; you're stumbling." Botwolf said. Kissmekillme, Keichii, Shinbou and Aibou all looked at him, disbelief written on their features.

"Give you Ashiama? I don't think so." Keichii muttered, shaking his head slightly.

"What's wrong with giving me Ashiama?" Botwolf asked, trying his best to look offended… which wasn't entirely hard in the first place.

"Do you really have to ask?" Shinbou questioned, smirking broadly.

"You shut up." The Beastmaster growled.

"Fat-so." The Thief taunted.

"Jew."

Kissmekillme, Keichii and Aibou all looked at each other, shaking their heads. Kissmekillme let Shoujin down (who was currently looking a bit peeved) and took Ashiama from Keichii. The three adventurers began walking, Shoujin walking with and Ashiama with a free ride, leaving Botwolf and Shinbou to bicker. Of course, Botwolf began to boast and Shinbou shook his head and dashed off to follow them when Botwolf turned his back and threw his arms in the air. Botwolf turned back around, hand raised to point where Shinbou had previously been, stopping with a mildly confused expression on his face.

"What the-…?"

He looked around for a moment, sighed and slouched, looking sulky for a moment before jumping back up and running towards the protocrystal.

Kissmekillme stopped after taking a couple steps past Aibou who had just simply flopped down on the ground. She let Ashiama down after crouching, motioning to Shoujin who Ashiama ran towards. Kissmekillme let out a deep sigh and ran a paw through her hair, scratching her feline-ear idly. Keichii stopped directly in the entrance, looking around slowly as if taking in his surroundings. Shinbou walked past him, arms behind his head and looking entirely bored as Botwolf came charging into the room, yelling at them for ditching him, earning a hard whack to the back of his head with Aibou's Dark Staff as Kissmekillme, Shinbou and Aibou all shouted "Shut-up!" at the same time.

Each of them studied the surroundings for a moment more before Kissmekillme let out a deep sigh and shook her head, turning to Aibou.

"It's not supposed to be black and red; it's just supposed to be red." Kissmekillme stated, shaking her head and shrugging.

"Yeah… I wonder what's up." Aibou muttered, shifting to one foot and crossing her arms, cocking her head to the side.

"Evil Ifrit?" Kissmekillme suggested.

"Could be," Shinbou muttered, "Oni got his ass in trouble again."

"Kei?" Botwolf was looking at Keichii, a concerned look only visible in his eyes. The other three adventurers and two children turned to look at Keichii, adventurers starting towards him as he collapsed, head hitting the rocky ground.

"Kei!"

It was dark.

Dark and quiet.

He didn't like it one bit. He couldn't be in a dark and quiet place. He was in the middle of looking for Onitidus with Kissmekillme, Botwolf, Shinbou and Aibou… oh, and Ashiama and Shoujin of course.

But why was it so dark and quiet…?

He was desperately trying to move… to speak… to do something!

He just had to save Onitidus; he couldn't just leave him… He couldn't. He wouldn't be able to bare it…

He was bleeding; he knew he was bleeding… Didn't know from where, but he knew he was bleeding… He was in a lot of pain and felt like breaking down and just crying it hurt so badly. He'd never felt this bad, not even when he was knocked unconscious by Goblins for crying out loud!

He choked, trying to open his eyes, only ending up with his eyes half open. He shifted his eyes, looking side to side, laying there and not moving.

"Oh? Is the little Prince awake now?" Onitidus coughed, surprised. He opened his eyes a little wider and shifted his eyes side to side, trying to find the speaker.

"Master Kloan… The Prince is weak." Rumbled a deep voice; it sounded a bit hushed but was still very audible.

"Ah yes, I forgot about that… Well… Here." The first voice murmured. In the next instant, Onitidus was up, fully mobile again. The blonde sat up slowly, taking in a sharp breath of surprise as he gazed at the forms of Ifrit and a male Mithran. Onitidus opened his mouth to speak, only to cough. After he stopped coughing, he cleared his throat and looked back at both figures, squinting.

"Who are you guys?" Onitidus asked, noticing different features from the regular Ifrit and the regular type of Mithra. Ifrit was black and dark red, with abnormally sharp teeth and claws which were dripping in what looked somewhat like blood… This Ifrit gave Onitidus the shivers and said blonde shook his head before cocking his head somewhat to the side to look at the Mithra. The Mithra was very much male with the standard Mithra features. The 'Mithran' which was called 'Kloan' by that Ifrit was very thin with blood red eyes, wearing a simple pair of black pants which Onitidus thought looked very similar to Seer's Pants.

The Mithran placed a clawed hand on his hip, smirking at Onitidus and walking over to him slowly, grabbing his chin and making the blonde stare straight into his eyes.

"I am your new master. Call me Master Kloan." Onitidus' brows furrowed as he glared at the Mithran, frowning slightly.

"How about I just call say 'Fuck You' and we'll leave it at that?" Onitidus asked, scowling slightly.

"Feisty, just the way Shoujin and Ashiama remembered." Kloan murmured, looking highly amused.

"What? They only met me once didn't they? I would have remembered them if I met them before since they're so young." Onitidus said, looking puzzled.

"They haven't told you yet, I see…" Kloan murmured.

"Told me what?" Onitidus asked.

"Nothing. Dark Ifrit, you can go ahead and have your fun with our new Prince toy." Kloan said, standing up straight and turning his back to Onitidus.

"I'm not a Prince." Onitidus said simply.

"That's what you think. Of course, maybe the correct term would be Princess." Kloan taunted, chuckling.

"I'm a guy!" Onitidus shouted, looking somewhat peeved.

"What is your point?" Kloan asked, disappearing into a dark vortex that has just suddenly appeared out of nowhere, said vortex disappearing after him. Onitidus stared after him before turning his head to look at Dark Ifrit who was grinning widely at him, showing many of his sharp, pointed teeth, causing Onitidus to shiver once more.

"I get to have fun with you now, Princess. Relax and it won't hurt so much." Dark Ifrit said, starting towards him and chuckling deeply.

"I'm a g- what?" Onitidus asked, eyes widening and jumping to his feet, looking panicked.

Dark Ifrit reached forward and picked him up with a massive claw, smirking and practically crushing Onitidus' arms in his hold then licking the side of the Summoner's face. Onitidus shook his head, looking disgusted. Dark Ifrit chuckled, dragging his other claw down the side of Onitidus' leg, tearing the Summoner's pants and causing Onitidus to hiss in pain and wince as blood seeped through parts of the cloth and dripped down his leg.

"Hmm… I suppose I shouldn't rip your pants up too bad; you need at least a minimal amount of dignity." Dark Ifrit growled out.

Personally, to Onitidus, Dark Ifrit sounded like an animal in heat at the moment.

And he really didn't like that.

"Kei and the others will come for me, you know." Onitidus said, glaring at Dark Ifrit. He didn't know if they actually would or not, but it was a good bluff.

"Like they would stand a chance." Dark Ifrit muttered, tearing the front of Onitidus' pants. Onitidus sucked in a sharp breath and shrunk away from Dark Ifrit's claw, trying to avoid getting any personal areas sliced.

"Would you stop that? I kind of need to wear these you know!" Onitidus yelled, glaring coldly at the Summon.

"I don't think you'll want to worry about your pants."

Onitidus' eyes widened in realization and he began to struggle, "No! Let me go!"

"Like I said; if you relax, it shouldn't hurt," Dark Ifrit said muttered, then after a second, he grinned at Onitidus and added, "too much."

"Guys… I don't feel well and I feel a bit depressed again…" Aibou muttered, looking down and pulling Keichii's legs back up onto the pile of cloths they had laid down for him to lay on.

"You too?" Kissmekillme asked, looking a bit alarmed.

"I'm feeling that way too." Botwolf said, frowning.

"Copy cats." Shinbou muttered, popping his neck

"Maybe we're depressed because Kei passed out and Oni is missing." Kissmekillme mused.

"But it feels worse than when Kei passed out and Oni was already missing at the time." Aibou pointed out.

"Yeah… I wonder why we're all feeling this way." Botwolf said, rubbing the side of his head.

"Kei!"

"Where's… Oni?" Keichii asked, heaving slightly, eyes half-lidded.

"We don't know yet. We have to figure out how to get through the protocrystal." Aibou said; she and Kissmekillme helped him up and Shinbou steadied him; Keichii's arm over his shoulder and Shinbou holding him up by holding wrist and side. Keichii's head lolled before he shook it slowly, disoriented.

"We have to get to Oni… He's in pain." Keichii muttered, starting to move forward.

"Pain? From what?" Botwolf asked, puzzled.

"Dunno'… But he is."

"How do you know anyway?" Botwolf questioned.

"I can feel it in my gut."

Everyone paused, Shinbou, Botwolf, Kissmekillme and Aibou all looked at each other, realization dawning on them for why their guts had hurt like that. Shoujin came up beside Keichii and Ashiama behind Shoujin.

"We can help you get in. But only if you save him this time and not let him die like you already did." Shoujin said, looking angry.

The five adventurers paused, and looked at Shoujin, puzzled and surprised.

"Let him die? Why would I do that?" Keichii asked, jerking slightly in Shinbou's hold.

"Because you did in the future." Shoujin said, glaring coldly at Keichii.

"What? How?" Keichii asked, bewildered.

"I'll explain later, right now, we have to get him back." Shoujin said, arms crossed and walking forward to the protocrystal. He stopped in front of it, turning his back to it and held his hands up, "Cure."

Keichii took his weight off of Shinbou who let go of him, looking glad to do so. Kissmekillme finished collecting the cloth on the ground into her bag, and stood up, flexing her hands. Aibou cracked her knuckles, looking like she was about to do one of her trademark 'maniacal laugh's. Botwolf simply shook his head and took out his great axe, hanging it over a shoulder. Shinbou's hands rested on his daggers which were on his sides, Keichii's hands resting on the hilts of his axes. Aibou looked at her staff and then her sword, a look of contemplation on her face.

"Ok, I think we're ready." Keichii announced.

"Great, anyone have a couple of great swords?" Shoujin asked.

"Oh! I have a few!" Aibou said, cheerily. Botwolf, Shinbou, Kissmekillme and Keichii looked at her incredulously.

"What the hell are you doing with great swords? You can't use them Aiby!" Kissmekillme said, shaking her head.

"Uboia gave them to me and told me to keep them with me." Aibou muttered sulkily.

"Whatever, just give them to us." Shoujin said, looking annoyed.

Everyone paused again and turned to look at Shoujin and Ashiama, looking mildly shocked.

"What? But you're just kids; you're not supposed to fight with the adults here, ya' know." Botwolf said, alarmed.

"We're stronger than you."

At this, the five adventurers bristled, looking somewhat peeved. Aibou dug through her pack, pulling out one great sword and throwing it in front of Shoujin, the other she handed to Ashiama who bowed apologetically.

"You know, I want to find out the spell Goblins use to shrink stuff to fit our items in these bags; it would come in handy for our mog houses." Shinbou mentioned.

"You just want to put a bunch of stupid stuff in there again."

"No I don't…"

"Let… me go… right now. Kei's comin' for me…" Onitidus panted out; he had somehow managed to get free from Dark Ifrit until Kloan had come back, but he wasn't able to dodge many of Dark Ifrit's attacks, so he was bleeding all over the place again and now Kloan was sitting on him, straddling his hips and he had pinned the blonde's arms above his head.

"Bit tired there, Princess?" Kloan purred, smirking triumphtly.

"I'm… a boy!" Onitidus managed out, sounding only a bit angry and more tired than anything.

"What is your point, Princess?" Kloan asked, smirking.

"Boys can't be… Princesses." Onitidus said, panting slightly.

"Well, you are. Deal with it."

"Why won't you let me go?"

"Because you chose Keichii instead of me." Kloan growled out. Onitidus paused, looking confused.

"What?"

"You chose Keichii as your lover instead of me." Kloan repeated.

"What are you talking about? We're just friends." Onitidus shouted, cheeks flushed.

"Soon, you will be discovered as the Princess of Zevadra, and you have to choose the one who your mate will be, you end up choosing Keichii instead of me and having two children." Kloan bit out.

"You better be making that all up…" Onitidus muttered, eyes wide.

"No; you can even ask Shoujin and Ashiama. Both of them came from the future and I followed them with my Summons I obtained in Zevadra. On top of that, those two have ruined my plans quite a few times. So if I stop you from getting to Keichii, then I can prevent those two from being born. I'm going to succeed in changing the future, and no one, not even your precious little Keichii can stop me." Kloan growled, leaning down and biting the side of Onitidus' neck in an angry way. Onitidus yelped out, wincing and letting out a whimper.

"Stop it… I don't know what you're talking about." Onitidus choked out, jaw shaking slightly.

"You'll know soon enough, Princess." Kloan said, smirking; he stood up, removing his hands from Onitidus' wrists. Onitidus went to stand up, only to be jerked into the air by chains which replaced where Kloan's hands had been. He kicked out, panicking, his eyes wide and staring at Kloan.

"What are you doing?" Onitidus asked, grabbing the chain with his hands to try and prevent said chains from cutting into his wrists.

"I'm going to defeat Keichii and his little friends and you, my dear Princess of Zevadra, are going to watch." Kloan said, sneering.

"Don't touch them!" Onitidus yelled, jerking and kicking.

Kloan cocked his head at him, smirking. He wagged his pointer finger at Onitidus, tsking at him.

"Now, now, Princess; sit back and enjoy the show." Kloan said, chuckling.

"Fuck you, scum! Let me down!" Onitidus yelled. He shivered; something wasn't right, something was really, really wrong…

"Oh, sounds like they're coming in here." Kloan said, laughing.

"No! Kei! You dickface! Don't come!" Onitidus yelled, struggling against the chains. He heard the sounding of running feet and he began to panic more.

"Oni!"

Onitidus stared at them, eyes wide, shaking his head slightly. Just simply staring at Keichii, Shinbou, Botwolf, Kissmekillme, Aibou, Ashiama and Shoujin, watching them all get into battle-ready stances, glaring at Kloan. Kloan put his arms in the air, smirking at them coldly.

"Oh? I wasn't expecting four of the royal guards to come along too… Ha, guess this may turn out to be pretty fun. Then again, this is before you guys went through all that unbearable training, so you're still weak," Kloan said, smirking, "might be best to kill you before you get strong enough."

"Who the hell are you and what the hell are you talking about?" Keichii asked, glaring at him, an axe raised and pointed at Kloan, "And let Oni go."

"Hm, might as well. I am Kloan; I shall be the King of Zevadra instead of you Keichii, with Onitidus as the original heir, being my Queen of Zevadra. You see, soon; the land of Zevadra will be discovered and Onitidus discovered as its' Princess because of his genetic code. Even though he is male, his genetic code makes him able to bear children. There is possibly a few other males out there that have this genetic code, but it's highly doubtable. Instead of you, Keichii, I will father his children and Ashiama and Shoujin will cease to have ever existed. I will be his lover instead of you, Keichii. Yes, Shoujin and Ashiama are yours and Onitidus' children. Shoujin probably hates you because you let Onitidus die five years after they were born. You let him die so horribly, you might as well say you killed him and enjoyed every last minute of it. Of course, that's what the children remember, now isn't it? And on top of that, why would I want to let my Princess go?" Kloan asked, smirking and looking triumphet.

"Ya' know, I always thought Kei woulda' been the Princess since he's so girly." Kissmekillme said, shifting in the little circle they had formed when Kloan was talking.

"There's a uke-height rule. Keichii is taller than he is, so that would make Onitidus the submissive one since he's shorter." Aibou pointed out, nodding slowly.

"On top of that, since when could guys get pregnant?" Botwolf asked.

"You weren't listening or you would have heard him say something about genetic codes." Shinbou muttered, shaking his head.

"Hey guys, I think he's done talking." Keichii announced, turning from the circle and looking at Kloan who was clearly, very, very angry.

Onitidus felt like laughing, he really did.

"You fools!" Kloan roared; around him, Dark Shiva, Dark Ramuh, Dark Titan, Dark Carbuncle, Dark Garuda, Dark Fenrir and an all black Diabolos appeared, Dark Ifrit joining the circle of Dark Summons. Kissmekillme put her fists up, putting one leg behind her; Aibou raised her staff, looking clearly peeved; Shinbou put both daggers up in front of him, his feet spread apart a little and knees bent; Botwolf left his great axe over his shoulder, his free thumb hooked on his belt; Keichii had both axes in his hands, by his sides; both Ashiama and Shoujin were back to back, great swords raised in front of them, eyeing the dark summons.

"Hey Oni, you owe us dinner after this." Aibou chimed, cackling maniacally.

"Aib, stop with that laugh, it makes it sound like you have an evil plan or something." Botwolf said, twitching visibly.

"Who said I didn't?" Aibou asked, cackling loudly and throwing her head back. Botwolf and Shinbou looked at each other, both with an eye twitching slightly.

"Just like the Royal Guard of the East; still a cocky little bitch, aren't you?" Kloan asked, laughing loudly.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Aibou shouted, flipping him off.

"Hey, we're the only ones allowed to call her bitch." Botwolf announced, looking somewhat peeved.

"Oh, I feel real loved now, Bot." Aibou said, scowling at him. Botwolf simply burst out laughing, and then Kloan shook his head, making that tsking noise again.

"You guys really don't get what's at stake here, do you?" Kloan asked, a wide smirk on his face.

"Oh, don't worry; we'll toast your ass in a minute, Klondike." Botwolf responded, grinning widely.

"It's Kloan!" Kloan barked, annoyed.

"Same difference." Botwolf said, shrugging and shaking his head.

"Shiva, take care of that little bitch of the East. Ifrit, crush Botwolf." Kloan commanded, his tail puffing out angrily.

Dark Shiva smirked and created a series of black icicles, sending them towards Aibou who yelped and just barely ducked, falling to the ground on her back in the process. Dark Ifrit was crushing Botwolf with both of his hands causing said Beastmaster yell out in pain and struggle. Kissmekillme was fist fighting with Dark Titan, already panting heavily and more over dodging than causing any damage at all. Dark Ramuh was on Shinbou – literally. The Elvaan Thief was struggling with attempting to get Ramuh off of him. Dark Carbuncle was hissing at Shoujin and charging him, tearing at his skin and making him bleed all over the place. Dark Fenrir was being held at bay by Ashiama if you looked, but if you really took notice, Dark Fenrir was holding her at bay. Dark Garuda was holding Keichii in the air by his wrists; she'd snuck up behind him quickly and had grabbed his wrists, making him drop his axes. Keichii struggled, trying to crane his neck to glare at Dark Garuda; failing, he settled on glaring at Kloan.

"Oh… What a pretty expression… Now I know why the Princess chose you. Maybe I shouldn't kill you… Keep you as a toy maybe? Like the Princess." Kloan muttered; he grabbed Keichii's chin and made the blonde look him in the eyes, barely centimeters from his face.

Princess…?

Onitidus!

Keichii's gaze snapped over into the direction of Onitidus where he was still held up by his wrists with chains, Diabolos was behind him, his arms wrapped around Onitidus, his claws pressed into Onitidus' sides, making blood trickle down. Both blondes made eye contact, both with pained expressions. Keichii broke eye contact and went back to glaring darkly into Kloan's eyes, angry.

"What are our options?" Keichii asked, already knowing they were overpowered. If he could just get everyone out of there, everything would end up just fine…

"Surrender and all of you become my pets for eternity, or don't surrender and die." Kloan said, smirking widely.

Keichii let out a deep sigh; he glanced over at Onitidus, and then let his eyes scan the conditions of everyone else. Aibou was being chocked and crushed, but was fighting back, kicking at Dark Shiva's stomach. Botwolf was still being crushed but had one arm free, hitting Dark Ifrit over the head repeatedly and ferociously. Kissmekillme was moving quickly around Dark Titan, evading every single hit and getting in decent punches and kicks. Shinbou was on Dark Ramuh's back, one arm wrapped around his neck and his legs wrapped around the Thunder God's torso, beating him over the head with his free arm. Shoujin and Ashiama had switched so now Shoujin was beating Dark Fenrir down easily and Ashiama was beating the hell out of Dark Carbuncle; but not without taking violent hits themselves. Keichii let out a deep, shuddering sigh and closed his eyes, opening his mouth to speak.

"Kei! You fucking pussy, don't you dare surrender! We will not be taken down so easy!" Aibou shouted, finally kicking Dark Shiva off and jumping on her, punching the hell out of her and straddling her sides.

"Well said Aiby! You heard her Kei, besides, just because you say we give up, doesn't mean we will!" Kissmekillme shouted, gleefully. She jumped and kicked Dark Titan over, did a back flip and then started punching him quickly, eyes wild and excited.

"Ya' know. Just because he says we'll die if we don't give up, doesn't mean we will die." Botwolf yelled, kicking Dark Ifrit in the crotch, making said Fire God drop him and yelp in pain. Botwolf picked up his great axe and started his task of hacking away at Dark Ifrit, not slicing through, but making it to where Dark Ifrit's skin was sliced.

"We're too stubborn to die! Besides," Shinbou began, he grabbed one of Dark Ramuh's arms and twisted it behind the Thunder God and in front of him, making it make loud, cracking noises, "this is the most fun I've had in awhile!"

"Besides, daddy, how are you supposed to save mommy if you die or become someone's pet?" Ashiama called over her shoulder. Shoujin made quick eye contact with Keichii, quickly breaking it and casting several Cures on their group before jumping on Fenrir with his great sword poised ready to attack. Ashiama grinned and cast a simple Drain spell on Carbuncle, leaping to the side to avoid an attack then spinning around and hitting Carbuncle over the top of its' head.

"You guys…" Keichii began staring at them, shaking his head slowly, staring at them in surprise. Kloan tsked again and snapped his fingers, stepping back and sauntering over towards Onitidus, grabbing his chin and forcefully kissing him. When he broke away, Onitidus spit into Kloan's face, a disgusted look on his face. Keichii struggled against Garuda's grip, eyes widening as a vortex opened up and Kloan socked Onitidus in the gut apparently hard, knocking the blonde out. Kloan snapped his fingers and the chains disappeared; he caught Onitidus and snapped his fingers once more, all of his Dark Summons disappearing, leaping through vortex, said vortex disappearing behind him.

Keichii sat up; rubbing his wrists and glaring in the direction they had disappeared. Shinbou walked over to him, offering him a helping hand, Botwolf not far behind him. Kissmekillme dragged a disgruntled Aibou towards him, Ashiama and Shoujin trailing behind. Keichii looked at his hands, pressed them to his eyes and combing them through his hair. He slammed them down on the ground with a loud yell, pressing his head to the ground.

"Keichii…" Kissmekillme began, starting to move forward. Botwolf placed a hand on her shoulder, shaking his head slightly. Everyone looked down, looking mildly depressed.

"Yes, please! Thank you! 3 Oh, there you guys are. I thought I was going to have to search for my hoes to help me find ya'."

Everyone's heads snapped up, staring at the new speaker.

He was an Elvaan with long black hair, dressed in the White Mage artifact gear; his hands were on his hips and he was grinning broadly at everyone.

"Coups…"

"Yeah?"

"How the hell did you get in here?" Kissmekillme asked, puzzled.

"The protocrystal looked funny so I uttered some weird spell I thought of when I was finishing off the cheesecake while repeating 'ass fucking titties' and it let me in." Coupsdetat said, grinning widely.

They all simply stared at him, before bursting out laughing… except for Shoujin who covered his mouth and turned his back, shoulders shaking.

Joce: And there was part 3! Yes, be amazed, I finally finished part 3! ((Cackles maniacally.))

Mixen: Yup…

Joce: Coups' character is gonna be kinda' hard… Oh yes, words from the masters…

Onitidus:

Keichii:

Joce: Look forward to part 4, don't know how much I'll get done, I'm out of town and I forgot my notes at home for this story again… Haha, I'm so-

Mixen: - blonde.

Joce: You shut up…