Word Count: exactly 100

Challenge: 14 Crookshanks

Disclaimer: JKR owns it, it's a pity I don't

Title: An Expected Non-surprise

"My, my, what an expected non-surprise, it's Miss Granger," Snape announced with silky satisfaction. "Twenty-five points for being out past curfew."

He smiled grimly at her mute mortification.

"Collect these books and follow me," he ordered darkly starting down the hall.

Once she caught up to his long strides he commented, "You have much to answer for. One, you disobeyed my direct order."

She noticed him scowling at the books as he opened his office door.

"Second, the headmaster called me concerning an incident with two felines, one was gravely injured. The witnesses' story is quite compelling," Snape wryly reported.