Use The Force
Author: Lisa
Status: Completed Ficlet
Summary: Round 2 Challenge #1 at btvsats20 (Andrew) How Did I Survived Last Night?
Disclaimer: BtVS is owned by Joss Whedon and ME. Star Wars is all George Lucas.
Distribution: Please email me before you put anywhere.
I distracted myself by filling it with strategy and wit.
Cloaked in a red cape that held more mystic power then Clark's and a funny attic smell that kept causing me to sneeze I defeated the silly British man. He'd like to blame the cognac that he kept drinking but he lacked power, he'd been in the pasture too long. His skills had gone south. Tsk tsk a true hero never looses his skill or quick mind.
Xander, now he was a trickier foe. Hmmm…. using his humor to blindside me. Foolish him. As I laughed at his humorous jokes I used the Vulcan mind meld and sought out his weakness. Ah yes, the gorgeous yet blunt Anya. She is his Princess Leia like he is my Chewie. I ended his life quickly though painfully. His pride lay broken on the table as I mocked him.
My final opponent was she a worthy one? Yes, but nothing that would match the cunning skill of a Master Jedi Knight. She was simply a young Padawan longing to have a smidgen of the power I wielded in my pinky. Poor foolish thing, no one could ever equal my skill. Muhahaha! She used her Emerald Chalice a smart move, but not nearly smart enough. I brought my shields up, deflected her move and used it against her. She never saw it coming and it is the Master's job to teach the young-lings their place.
I smirk and take a sip of my juice; I only hope that I'll survive this next epic battle. I don't wanna end up like Obi-Wan Kenobi in Episode IV with his battle against Darth.