Kyuubimaster: Here's chapter 3 for you, I'll try to make it longer for you guys! ;) Please review. Japanese translations are at the bottom for those who don't know. Umm in this chapter, Hinata tries to play with Naruto. For those who can't handle that, I suggest they don't read it. (By play I mean tease him in sexual ways)
P.S. This chapter also has some very, very awkward humour in it.
"So, my reward was my death."
The three stayed sitting, thought about Okaeshi's story in their heads, wondering why Orochimaru would want to kill Naruto. "Someone's here," said Hinata, her head spinning around. Her hands went into a flurry of seals. "Byakugan!" "Kakashi, come out of there," grumbled Hinata, staring at the ceiling.
The jounin fell down from the ceiling, landing on his feet. He wore his usual blue pants and shirt, covered by the green jounin vest. "Yo!" he said, raising a hand. Out of nowhere a pillow hit him. "Wtf?"
All 3 kids giggled. "What are you doing here Kaka-sensei?" asked Naruto. "Checking on you guys," said the Copy Nin. "Who's this?" asked Kakashi, eyeing Okaeshi.
"This is Okaeshi," said Naruto. "He was picked up by Orochimaru, ordered to kill me. Why? I don't know." "Doesn't look much like a ninja to me," said Kakashi. He was rewarded with a pillow in the head. "What?" complained Kakashi. Whap! He was hit again. Kakashi grumbled something along the lines of 'What did I do wrong?'
The jounin gave up, gave a sigh and leaned back on the wall, pulling out one of his 3 favourite Icha Icha books.
The other 3 talked for a while then Naruto and Hinata stood up, stretched, said goodbye to Okaeshi, and left.
Naruto sat on his bed, feeling tired; he crawled into bed and tried to get a bit of shut-eye. A small feminine figure crawled in with him. "Hm, Hinata?" said Naruto. "What are you doing here?" She giggled, breath tickling his neck. Not answering, she just gave the blonde boy a peck on his lips.
He blushed but said, "Please Hinata, I need a bit of sleep." "Then I'll sleep with you," said Hinata, her legs curling around his torso and her arms gently around his neck. Her teeth grazed against the shell of Naruto's ear, making a shiver go through the boy.
The blonde boy tensed, trying to hold back, but Hinata noticed this. "Aww, you're all tense," cooed the girl, her hand slightly slipping past the older boy's waistband, touching his now hardened member, while lightly licking the back of his neck with the tip of her tongue.
Her hand withdrew, making the boy give a very slight whine. Hinata laughed to herself, never knowing that simply touching Naruto in the right spots would give her such power.
The Hyuuga girl turned him around and kissed him passionately. She licked his lower lip, asking for an entrance. He opened his mouth, and Hinata's tongue went in, tasting the inside of his mouth. Their lips parted, Naruto sat up and said; "You know, you always tease me and all that, but I still know I'll love you." Hinata laughed and dragged him back down for another kiss.
(Meanwhile...)
Kakashi looked up from reading his book and stared at Okaeshi. "What?" asked Okaeshi. –Awkward Silence-
(A few crickets chirp)
"Nothing."
A shadow stretched under the doorway of Naruto's new apartment. It moved along the kitchen's clean tile floor and into his room, where he and Hinata were quietly sleeping. The shadow turned into a hand, attached itself to Naruto and Hinata, dragging them towards the door.
The door opened and...
"SURPRISE!" screamed the Ino-Shika-Chou trio. Literally screamed. The noise burst through the apartment building. People screamed at them to be quiet. The psycho living on the top floor telekinetically threw a giant cactus at them. Fortunately, someone threw pillows at them at the same time so the cactus impaled the pillows.
"What's going on?" asked Naruto, awake from the commotion. He fell, the shadow grip letting go of him. Hinata fell too, but the blonde shinobi caught her in his arms. The looked at each other and blushed. He lowered her down on the floor carefully, so not to hurt her.
The blonde suddenly fell on his knees and hands, coughing up blood. His seal that kept Kyuubi in him was bleeding. "Naruto!" he heard a distant voice call. "Naruto!" it screamed again. He coughed again and the blackness enveloped him like a blanket.
"Hey," he heard someone say. "Hey, Naruto," it said. He opened his eyes and looked at the person who spoke. It was Shikamaru, chuunin vest and all.
"Looks like I had to visit you in the hospital again." 'Again?' he wondered. Then he remembered. He was in the chuunin exam, and he had just beaten up the fate-believer Neji. He laughed but then grimaced immediately at the pain coursing his body.
"Itai," moaned Naruto. Someone walked into the white-painted hospital room. "Hinata?" asked Naruto. "It's me," she said, answering his question and giving him a quick kiss on the forehead. "How are you feeling?" she asked him. "Not good," he replied, almost laughing but remembered the pain.
"How's Ino?" Naruto asked. "Not bad," commented Shikamaru's wife, coming in through the door. "Hey, what is this?" asked Naruto. "Did you guys arrange a party for me or something?" Ino, Shikamaru and Hinata laughed. "I guess everyone wants to visit our favourite dumbass," said Shikamaru.
"Hey!" laughed the dark-haired chuunin, when he got a pillow thrown at him.
A few days later, a tall medical ninja walked into Naruto's room. "Uzamaki Naruto, Tsunade-sama says you can leave now."
Naruto stood at his usual training spot, a few shuriken and kunai in the spots between his fingers. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and drew back his arms. He released his arms like they were a slingshot, shooting out the ammo, the weapons.
Hearing a satisfying 'thump', he opened his eyes and let out the breath he was holding. He had got all dead center. He rubbed his eyes and looked again. It was exactly like it was when he first looked.
Feeling that somehow that it was enough training for the day, he retrieved his shuriken and kunai, and retreated home.
He opened his kitchen cupboard and took out a small cup of ramen. He poured some water in it, stuck it in the microwave, and set the time for ten minutes. He heard the 'ding-dong' of the doorbell. He opened the door, seeing a package addressed to him, he took it into the kitchen. The chuunin pulled off the duct tape and opened the box folds.
"Whaa---?" he looked at the inside of the box again. Inside was porn. Porn comics, porn movies, porn books, porn Internet passwords that get you more porn, etcetera porn, you name it. He tried holding back a nose-bleed. "Who ordered this?" he asked to no-one in particular.
"I did," said an all-too-familiar voice, as he felt small but strong arms wrap around his chest and a feminine figure press against his back. "I don't need all this, Hinata!" argued the now powerless shinobi. He contemplated as fast as he could in his head. Coming up with no answer, he gave up.
"Why did you get this?" complained Naruto, feeling her grip not loosening. "Because I wanna be with you," she whispered to him. His microwave beeped, signalling the ramen was ready. "Maybe later," laughed Naruto, who was thinking more and more he couldn't get out of this situation.
"I want you now," she whined, making the blonde shinobi shift a little. Yup, he couldn't get out of it now. He knew that but kept trying anyways. "Hey, Hinata, what's that?" he asked, nodding his head to the other side of the room.
While she was distracted, he whispered "Kage bunshin no jutsu," and there was a replication in her arms instead of him. He quickly ran out of the door, just in time for the replication to go 'poof', disappear, and Hinata to notice. She ran out of the room to see him wind a corner.
"I got you now," she whispered and followed him. Naruto jumped off a traditional Japanese tile roof and sat down another. He let out a sigh. He looked the way he came, seeing in the distance Hinata was chasing him. 'She must want me a lot... Hey, that's good! So... why am I running?'
When he saw Hinata running again, he forgot those thoughts at once and leapt across the houses fast as he could. He stopped, and let his girl catch up to him. He caught her as she almost missed him. He kissed her, and told her something. "I love you, Hinata. And if that's what you wanna do, I'll do it. I love you, and that's all it takes." They kissed again, and leapt back, hand in hand.
End of Chapter 3
Kyuubimaster: Was that a bit better? Please review. Thanks!
Japanese translations:
Itai- Ow
Sama- Ending you put for someone's name for great respect.