Jss2141: Hehehehe, love that ending.
Me: Nice! Yay!
Chris: Previously on Total Drama... Newfoundland showed us a whale of a time. With almost sinking ships. In the end, Team Pyro and Team Ferocious Tigers tied for first and the Amazons were spared because it was a reward challenge of the lobster kind. Hm-hm. Fiber. Eleven players are still fighting for a million clams. Who's gonna leaver the fold? And who's reggae gold? Find out now on Total. Drama.
World Tour!
[Theme song]
In first class, the Ferocious Tigers and duo Pyro are enjoying first class. Tyler and Lindsay are making out. Owen and Noah are enjoying facials. Alejandro is getting a massage. Trent and DJ are relaxing.
Tyler: Winning really is everything.
Noah: Says the guy who Frenched some cod.
DJ: And PS, it was a tie.
(Confessional: DJ)
DJ: It would be nice to have some teammates again, but Lindsay's great ever since she became smarter. She's the best teammate ever!
(Confessional: Off)
Instead of enjoying his facial, Owen eats one of the cucumbers on his face.
Noah: Ugh, it's a facial, not a fruit plate.
Owen: (chuckles) Noah, don't you see? It's both.
In economy class. Team Amazon are unhappy since they got last place once again.
Heather: Economy can kiss my aching butt. Ugh!
Courtney: By the time we win our way back into first, the whole place is going to smell like dude.
Gwen: I'll take dude over leaks any day.
Back in first class. Chris walks by and Alejandro suggests something.
Alejandro: Uh, DJ and Lindsay are the only remaining members of Team Pyro, but we're prepared to welcome them as full-time members of our team if you allow it.
Chris: Looking for a numbers advantage over Team Amazon, eh? No dice.
Alejandro: What if they chooses to swap teams? Like Sierra and Izzy did in Egypt?
Chris: No more swaps and that's final.
DJ: It's okay. The teams are probably gonna merge soon anyway.
Chris: Wrong. Convo over. Chris out.
DJ: It's okay. We'll survive. We even won the last challenge.
Tyler: Uh, tied.
DJ: Exactly! If we keep it up, we might make it all the way to the finale together.
Alejandro: (Forced Smile) I would love to see that!
While flying over Jamaica, Chris and Chef discover that the plane has run out of fuel and it begins to descend rapidly.
Chris: Um, are we out of gas?
Chef: Yeah. 'Cause you spent all our gas money.
Chris: Ahem. (over PA) Attention, passengers... (screams)
Everyone screams for their lives and starts freaking out.
Owen: We're all gonna die!
DJ: Tell mama I love her!
During the chaos, the exit door flings open and Owen unfortunly falls out the plane. Owen lands roughly on the ground and appears to be okay.
Owen: (screams) Oh, wha? I'm okay? (laughs) I'm okay
He then gets crushed by the jumbo jet as it soon lands right on top of him.
Chris: Two airports on an island the size of a Post-It stamp and he misses both. But somehow, it's my fault.
Chef: You blew our money for the season on Chris World.
Courtney: Chris, Owen needs help!
(Confessional: Owen)
Owen: Ah, no biggie. Just a concussion. Can you parents my phone and worry them not to tell Santa?
He starts drooling and then faints due to his injuries.
(Confessional: Off)
An ambulance then takes Owen away.
Chris: Owen is gonna be fine. Thanks to travel insurance, help is on the way in six to thirty-eight hours.
Gwen: What about the rest of us?
Chris: Well, we're out of gas, plane's busted, and we're broke. But the show must go on. We can't waste any of this footage! Think of the hits we'll get on ClipTube!
Tyler: Where are we?
Chris: Jamaica, mon. We were supposed to land in Ochos Rios, but since somebody forgot how to glide, we'll have to do the challenges here instead. And fast. Before whoever owns this dump shows up and asks for a location fee.
Noah: Didn't you guys budget for the whole season?
Chris: Some things cost more than expected. Airplane-ready hot tubs don't grow on trees, you know.
Heather: You must have an emergency fund!
Chris: Pretty sure we spent it on our last fuel-up.
Noah: Which went so well.
Cody: Can you check?!
Chris: I'll let the interns do it. Now grab your board shorts and meet me at the waterfall.
The contestants minus Owen are then seen in their bathing suits on the edge of a cliff with Chris.
Noah: (laughing) Pretty blouse.
Chris: It's a dashiki, mon.
DJ: (chuckles) Yeah, a woman's dashiki.
Chris: What?
Courtney: Can we get to the challenge please?
An intern then runs to Chris and whispers in his ear. He then dashes off.
Chris: good news! We aren't stranded here, but I think having the challenges here would be more fun. I like to call our first challenge "The Treasure Hunt of Death". We were supposed to do this at Dunn's River Falls, but this far more dangerous waterfall will have to do.
DJ: So, it's another water challenge?
Chris: 'Fraid so. Wanna say a few prayers?
DJ: No need. I came prepared. (life vest inflates)
(Confessional: DJ)
DJ: After nearly sinking in Newfoundland, wearing a life jacket full time just makes sense.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Your challenge begins with a dive off beautiful Wherever We Are Falls into the lagoon down below.
Noah: Which is full of what, sharks?
Chris: Nope. (Everyone sighs in relief) Electric eels and sharks. Players must tag team dive into infested waters for as long as you can hold your breath to search the lagoon floor for pirate treasure. AKA, the gold chain Chef always wears on karaoke night. First team to bring me Chef's treasure wins a major advantage in the next challenge. So, good luck. Especially to Team Ferocious Tigers. With Owen out of commish, you'll have to work extra hard to make up for his absence.
Noah: No problem. Tyler, it's your lucky day. You get to do all the dives.
Tyler: Yeah! Wait...
(Confessional: Off)
Alejandro: My team is definitly a wacky one. Trent is a great alliance member. Owen supplies our brawn sometimes. He can be useful in eating challenges. Noah is the brains. Tyler's... Hmm... Luckily, I don't need Tyler for his brains. I'm still not exactly sure what I need him for, but it's definitely not brains.
(Confessional: Off)
Tyler: Whoo! Let's do this!
Cody: I've got it in the bag!
DJ: Wish me luck.
Chris: Ready, steady, Freddy, go!
Tyler: Woohoo, uh, oh no!
DJ: Mama!
Tyler, Cody, and DJ are the first contestants to jump In the water, DJ can't dive in, as he is wearing a life jacket on his shoulders and being too afraid to take it off.
Sierra: Go, Cody! You show that shark who's boss!
Cody is grabbed by a shark and is repeatedly punched in the face.
(Confessional: Tyler)
Tyler: I don't see well underwater. I guess it's a trade-off for my super strong fingers. This one can bench press eighty pounds!
(Confessional: Off)
Tyler: Whoo! I got the chains! Oh no.
Turns out that he grabbed an electric eel, and it shocks him.
Cody runs back to the top of the cliff and tags Heather. Before she dives,
Alejandro: You have beautiful form.
Heather: What? (screams)
Due to be distracted, she belly flaps painfully.
Alejandro: Nothing personal!
Heather: Grr...
Tyler runs to the top of the cliff, but jumps off again, not tagging anyone, insisting he can do all the dives himself.
Tyler: Best two out of three! Woohoo, yeah! Oh man!
Sierra: Yah!
[splash]
Heather goes back to the top of the cliff and tags Sierra who does a cannonball, causing water to splash her teammates.
Heather: Watch it, fanzilla!
The splash also lands an electric eel on Courtney's head, then electrocuting her.
Gwen: Got it!
Gwen tries to pull it off of her but is also shocked by it, and the two cry in pain. DJ gives up and tags Lindsay who does a swan dive. Tyler resurfaces and grabs a grandfather clock.
Gwen: (sighs) I think I'm getting burnt.
Heather smacks Gwen to tag her. Gwen jumps next for Team Amazon and finds the gold chains.
Gwen: I got the gold!
She is then shocked by several electric eels as she surfaces.
Alejandro then realizes that she's in trouble so when Tyler gets ready to dive, he takes himself and does a cannonball to make the eels fly away from her. Alejandro steals the chains from Gwen as he carries her to shore.
Noah: He's got the chains!
Suddenly Heather steals the chains from Alejandro.
Heather: Thanks for the delivery!
Alejandro: Hey!
Heather: Nothing personal!
Alejandro: I suppose I earned that.
Noah: We didn't!
She then brings them to Chris, winning part one of the challenge for Team Amazon.
Heather: (panting) Pirate booty, check.
Chris: Team Amazon wins round one!
Courtney: Yes!
Chris: Will Owen and Gwen recover? Will Chef fix the plane so we can leave while I'm still young?
Noah: I don't know, did we land in the seventies?
Chris then shoves a screaming Noah into the water.
Chris: Find out after the break right here on Total. Drama. (Jamaican accent) World Tour. (normal) Hey, where's my musical accompaniment?
Chef throws a boombox at Chris which plays the correct music he was looking for.
[Commercial Break]
Gwen, who is suffering from a spontaneous electrocution after the eels shocked her, is brought to the medical tent, where she and Owen have a chat.
Gwen: (electrical grunt) Hey. (electrical grunt)
Owen: Gwen, are you okay?
Gwen: Nothing a little coma won't fix. (electrical grunt) Well, at least I'm out of the sun. What about you?
Owen: Oh, I'm gonna be fine. The sand broke my fall. And I broke the plane's fall.
The TDI final two continue their conversation as the scene transitions to the next part of the challenge.
Chris: Team Amazon, as winners of the first challenge, you've also won this advantage for challenge number two.
Heather: Helmets? Great, now what?
Chris: Oh, just a little something I like to call... The Bobsled of Death! Ta-da!
It's reveled that the Bobsled of Death is a ramshackle bobsled course into an empty pool.
Tyler: Whoa! No way!
DJ: Ah. This one's gonna hurt.
Chris: Yeah. The intern who tested it will be out of commish for... ten months, was it?
Said intern just flatline in the medical tent. Rip.
Chris: We can't afford bobsleds, so you're gonna ride longboards in teams of two, bobsled style, down Chef's track and into the pool. Each team gets three runs. Fastest total time wins. Ready?
Heather: Ladies first.
Cody: What?
Back to the TDI duo.
Gwen: Are you okay, Owen?
Owen: Yeah, I just miss Izzy.
Gwen: She was voted off episodes ago and now you miss her?
Owen: I know. The pain in my body reminded me of her...
[musical ding]
Gwen: Oh no.
Chris: Oh yes! This emotionally demented moment sounds like a song.
Gwen: We're in the infirmary!
Chris: Or don't do a song and leave the game.
Gwen folds her arms in annoyance as the song starts.
Owen: I miss the way Izzy said hello
By hoofing me in the kiwis.
I miss the daytime when Izzy moved so slow
Gwen: Oh, oh
Owen: 'Cause other times, she'd get freaky.
Oh, Izzy...
Oh, Izzy...
I, I miss you so.
Oh, my Izzy...
My little Izzy, why were you voted out so?
Gwen: I can think of a couple of reasons.
Owen: I miss her smile, and the way she liked to bite
On my arm when there was trouble
Owen: Which was all the time. (chuckles)
Owen: Oh, I miss the way she'd always say goodnight
Gwen: Oh, oh
Owen: And boot me in the kiwis, double.
Owen: Ouch.
Owen: Oh, Izzy...
Oh, Izzy...
I, I miss you so.
Oh, my Izzy...
My little Izzy, why were you voted out so?
Why were you voted out so?...
Seeing how sad Owen is, Gwen puts her hand on Owen shoulder in sympathy. In response Owen smiles and hugs Gwen, but not the bone shattering hug he does to Noah. Gwen smiles in response.
Back to the challenge.
Suddenly, the ground starts shaking.
Lindsay: What's going on?
Cody: Is it an Earthquake?
Noah: No…
He then points to a running Owen.
Owen: Hey, wait up! Doc says I'm okay to compete!
He trips on a rock and faceplants.
Chris: (through megaphone) Owen's back!
Alejandro: (sighs, mumbles) Vacation's over.
Noah opens his eyes wide when he heard what Alejandro said.
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: Out of everyone, it seems like Alejandro and Heather are the sneakiest. Alejandro managed to convince Trent and Tyler to vote Izzy out. And he has a vendetta against Owen. If I don't play my cards right, either Owen or I are going home. And I will do everything in my power to not let that happen.
He glares at the camera with that last sentence.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: (through megaphone) Round one, Team Amazon! Ready?
Sierra: Ready! (to Cody) Bobsledding is so cozy. (giggles) (squeals)
(megaphone squeals)
Sierra and Cody scream as they go down the course. Their time is-
Chris: 47.36 seconds is the time to beat. Team Ferocious Tigers...
Tyler: Uh, I don't know about this.
Trent: Trust your instincts. Ready!
(Megaphone squeals)
Tyler screams as he and Trent go down the course. Their time is-
Chris: 58.49! Team Amazon still leads by a healthy margin! [through megaphone] Team Pyro!
Lindsay: Team Pyro ready!
(Megaphone squeals)
DJ: Yeah, all right!
Lindsay: Oh! Whoo! Woohoo!
Chris: 45.01 seconds! (Through squealing megaphone) We have a new leader! Team Pyro takes round one!
Courtney: Uh, we're all here now, you don't need to keep using that.
Chris: (through megaphone) Maybe I just like it! Round two!
Before Heather and Courtney go down the track, Heather asks a question.
Heather: Your lawyers know the show's contracts inside and out. Chris can't really kill us, right?
Courtney: Not in my contract. But who knows what they put in yours.
Heather gasps at what she's implying.
(Megaphone squeals)
Courtney and Heather scream as they go down the course. They don't stick the landing as they body slam in the ground but are ok.
Alejandro, Cody, and Sierra: Ooh!
Chris: Let's hear it for the helmets, people! The girls come in at 56.28! Better than the boys' first run! But not by much. (through megaphone) Team Ferocious Tigers!
Noah screams as he goes down the course with Owen. Suddenly Owen get's stuck in a section.
Noah: Come on, suck it in!
Owen: Okay! (inhales)
He does so and they finish relatively without pain.
Chris: 55.16 for the men. It'll take a miracle to get out of last place now. (through megaphone) Team Pyro, ready?
Lindsay: Ready!
(megaphone squeals)
Heather: Toast yet again. How's it feel?
Alejandro: I have no idea. I haven't been toasted yet.
Chris: 44.37! Lindsay and DJ beat their own high score and widens their lead even further. (through megaphone) Round three!
Chris: (through megaphone) Team Amazon, ready?
Sierra: (To Cody) We're our only hope. You and me. Ready!
(megaphone squeals)
Chris: 53.41 seconds for a three-run combined total of... two minutes and thirty-seven seconds. Good, but will it be good enough?
Tyler: Should I trust my instincts again?
Alejandro: No! Pull your headband down and trust mine instead.
Tyler: Whatever you say, Alejandro.
(megaphone squeals)
As Tyler is screaming with his headband down, Alejandro punches one of the boards, breaking it in order to sabotage Pryo's next run.
Chris: The men are in second place with a total of two minutes, thirty-eight seconds. (through megaphone)Team Pyro?
Lindsay: Whoo!
DJ: Go, Team Pyro!
(megaphone squeals)
The duo Pyro go down the course. Eventually they reach Alejandro's trap, but due to their combined weight, they run over it rendering it useless.
Chris: Team Pyro win again with a combined total of two minutes and twenty seconds! The Amazons get 2nd and Team Not-So Ferocious Tigers goes to the elimination room.
Heather: Yes!
It's night time. The Tigers are not happy with their second loss. Alejandro smirks at Noah as he takes his seat. Noah gulps as he thinks this is a threat, but there's no way to know for sure.
Chris: You guys know the drill. Get voting.
(Voting Confessionals: Team Ferocious Tigers)
Alejandro: So many options... So many loses to choose from...
His vote isn't shown.
Noah looks at Alejandro and Tyler's passports.
Noah: It doesn't even matter. Hopefully Trent realizes how useless he is. If not then I'm screwed.
He stamps Tyler's passport.
Owen looks at the passports. He then remembers the last time they voted and starts tearing up. His vote isn't shown.
Trent quickly votes, but his vote isn't shown.
Tyler: Whatever Alejandro says!
He then stamps Noah's passport.
(Voting Confessionals: Off)
Chris: I got inflight salty pretzels ready to be handed out. Owen. Trent. Alejandro. You're safe.
The three catch their bag with pride. The bottom two glare at each other as they know that the other should go.
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Noah: Tyler... Give it to him already.
Owen: What?
Noah: It's ok, Owen. I know it's my time. When I entered this game on the Island, I thought brains would assure my victory, but now I see that there're people who can outsmart me.
Owen: Noah! Noooooo!
Noah: It's ok, Owen. Just do me one favor.
Owen: What's that?
Noah: Beware of-
Chris: Hate to interrupt this tear-jerking moment, but Tyler's going home!
Noah: WHAT?!
Tyler: WHAT?!
Owen: YES!
Tyler: But... How...?
Everyone has a confused look on their faces. Especially Noah who catches his bag in confusion. The Tigers then head inside to see Tyler leave.
Tyler: This is unbelievable! I thought Lindsay and I were going to finish together!
Chris: Guess not!
Chef then kicks a screaming Tyler off the plane.
Chris: Much better. Can Team Pyro increase their good luck and be the best team? What surprises do we have in store next? Find out next time right here on Total. Drama.
World Tour!
Total Drama World Tour Exclusive!
Alejandro's voting confessional is reveled. It's shown in careful thought that he stamps Tyler's passport.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: Why did I vote for Tyler? Because I realized how useless Tyler was. Noah should be very confused. He'll think that he's done and doubt any intensions I have. Because I know how smart he is. And that doubt will throw him off his game. I just need to convince that butter donkey to join me. If not, worst case scenario, we have a tiebreaker.
He then ponders for a moment.
Alejandro: Now I see why Heather thought of everyone as a pawn. I guess I'm the King to her Queen.
He then realized what he implied. He then tries to fiddle with the camera.
Alejandro: I want the tape! Give me the tape! How do you open this thing?!
(Confessional: Off)
Tyler is seen slowly falling down the night sky.
Tyler: Going home early stinks! But on the bonus side, I'll get to see Lindsay! Hey, babe, remember me?! I hope! All in all, my best season yet! Woo-hoo!
He then reaches the ground. Suddenly red ants crawl over him.
Tyler: Huh?! Fire ants!? (Screams)
He then runs away hoping to get the ants out of his pants.
And that was Jamaica! Definitely a good one to write since I love this episode, but it's not my favorite. And I assure you that my fav is gonna be a good one! Also, why did I decide to eliminate Tyler? Because of future reasons and because I think keeping Noah over Tyler is more interesting in the team. Also, Team Pyro is still here! How long will they last? You're gonna find out!
Votes:
Alejandro- Voted for Tyler
Noah- Voted for Tyler
Owen- Voted for Tyler
Trent- Voted for Noah
Tyler- Voted for Noah
(3 Tyler) (2 Noah)
Tyler is an interesting guy. His devotion to Lindsay is very amiable. He was patient with her when she forgot who he was. He doesn't really stand out, but he did leave a big enough mark to be known. I.E. Alejandro. He ranks 11th.