A/N: Y-a-a-a-ay! My second chapter! I hope you like this! Sorry to all you Maxwell fans or S+M fans, THIS IS A MAXWELL-BASHING STORY! Please R&R. REVIEW! Oh, & sorry to all you fluff lovers, this chapter isn't really fluffy! But I promise, I will make a REALLY fluff chapter! There will be so much fluff you'll wish it would stop but it won't! .:Laughs evilly:. And this is REALLY long! I'm SO sorry! Not real Maxwell bashing…

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Sandy POV

I was lying on her bed stringing a necklace with beads. That's one of my hobbies. Making beaded necklaces. I have a whole bunch! This one was tiny black beads with a red heart in the middle.

"That's pretty." Said Stan, who suddenly popped up behind Sandy.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed, "I HATE when you do that Stan!"

"Well ex-x-x-x-cuse me for living!" Stan said sarcastically, plopping down on the bed.

I smiled.

"So yesterday, what happened at the night club, why don't you tell Kether that you lov-" Stan started to say.

"STAN!" Pashmina, who had also popped up behind Sandy, shrieked, "Why didn't you tell me?" she plopped down on the bed as well, except she fell on Stan! Which he didn't mind!

"I know! Would they be cute together?" Stan asked.

"Totally!" Pashmina agreed.

"I mean it's so obvious!"

"Talk about it!"

"Stupid-"

"MAXWELL!" they both shouted.

"GUYS!" I yelled, "I don't love him!"

"She's lying." Pashmina whispered to Stan.

"I know." Stan whispered back. (A/N: LOL. That 'she's lying' & 'I know' thing came from a real conversation I had with my best friend & my guy friend.)

I rolled my eyes.

"Anyway," Stan said, "Bijou is throwing a pool party tomorrow at her place & she wanted me to invite you!"

"YES!" I exclaimed, "I can wear my new black with red flames bikini! I have been dying to wear it!"

"Before or after you met Kether?" Pashmina giggled.

"Yea…" Stan exclaimed, "What a coincidence, that those colors happen to be Kether's favorites!"

I hit Stan & Pashmina both on the arm & turned to try to hide my blush.

"So, are you going to be there?" Stan asked.

"Ya!" I told them, "Wouldn't miss it for the world!"

"O.K, I'll tell Bij! I'm going over her house now. Do you want to come?" Pashmina asked.

"No thanks." I said.

"M'Kay." Pashmina said. Her & Stan walked out of Sandy's room, laughing about some guy & his girlfriend in Hot Topic.

Normally I would have gone with Pash to Bij's but tonight I felt like staying at home & making my bead necklace, thinking of Kether… I did NOT mean that!

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Regular POV

The next day Sandy was running around her room looking for her bathing suit & the perfect red hair tie. "Geez Sis!" Your frickin'!" said, you know who! (A/N: If you didn't know that was Stan, you have SERIOUS problems! What other ham would call Sandy SIS?)

"I know! But I just bought this hair tie that Kether would lo-Heh, Heh. I meant, I just bought this hair tie that I love! And I can't find it!" said Sandy.

Stan smirked. "Looking for this?" he teased, holding Sandy's new hair ribbon high above his head so that she was jumping up, trying to get it since Stan was a good three or four inches taller then her.

"STAN!" Sandy shrieked, "Give it BACK!"

"NO!" Stan said, running out of her room, the hair ribbon still head over his head & Sandy hot on his heels.

"Stan!" Sandy yelled, "STOP joking! I REALLY want my hair ribbon back!"

Well Stan & Sandy were running, Sandy knocked Pashmina's pink with black polka dots bikini top off, which Pashmina glared at Sandy & blushed furiously when Stan stopped to gawk at her. (A/N: I bet he enjoyed that! LOL… Poor Pashmina!) But then realizing Sandy was still behind him, he dashed through the living room, knocking Maxwell's book out of his hands & Sandy yelling a 'sorry Maxwell' & then Stan slipped on his skateboard, which he had left carelessly in the kitchen & the ribbon went flying! Sandy went jumping for the ribbon, but tripped over STAN & fell right into someone's arms where she was supporting all her weight on them.

"WHOA!" the voice said, "Are you O.K Sandy?"

"Yeah, I'm fine!" Sandy said, "I just need my ribbon… Oh Kether!" (A/N: Sorry it was so obvious!) She blushed furiously.

"Ummm, here's your ribbon." Kether said, handing her her red ribbon, which she tied around her red hair that was in a ponytail. (A/N: Sorry I made Sandy a red head. I thought it suited her better in this story then her usual sandy blond hair. Stan is NOT a red head though!)

"Thanks." Sandy blushed. Kether was still holding her hand where he had given her her ribbon.

"No problem." Kether said, pulling his shirt away from his neck, "Man, it's hot in here! Isn't it Sandy?"

"Ummm, Yeah!" Sandy agreed, fingering her bikini strap.

Kether's eyes trailed down her bathing suit. "COOL!" he exclaimed, "I like your bathing suit."

"Yeah!" Sandy said, "I can't wait to swim! You know I'm really into sports & stuff!"

"Really?" Kether asked, "I like basketball."

"Yeah," Sandy said, "I LOVE gymnastics."

"Can you do that cool ribbon thingy?" Kether asked.

"Sure! I'm, like, really wicked at it!" Sandy said, taking her pink ribbon & twirling it up in the air.

"Can you do the cartwheel, split, & summersault thing twirling the ribbon?" Kether asked.

"I dunno." Sandy said, "Maybe. But I might mess up royally & totally embarrass myself!"

"I don't mind. I'm the only person here anyway." Kether said.

"Wha-Where's Sta-" Sandy started to say, but didn't finish since Stan was nowhere to be found in the kitchen, where he was two seconds ago! "Oh alright! But if I embarrass myself, don't tell anyone!"

"Swear to god!" Kether held up his hand.

So Sandy took her ribbon, four cartwheels, transferring her ribbon from each hand & even to her feet, Jumped up in the air still spinning the ribbon, landing on the ground in four summersaults transferring the ribbon, & then ending in a split waving the ribbon with one last flourish. And the ribbon never stopped spinning through the whole thing!

Kether clapped, "Really good job!" he said.

"Ugh!" Sandy collapsed into his lap, so tired she didn't even notice while he blushed his head off, "I nearly committed SUICIDE!"

Kether laughed, "I remember in this game of basketball one time…" (A/N: There! There's your frickin' fluffy moment!)

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Finally the gang got to Bijou's mansion where her butler answered the door (A/N: I don't know how rich Bijou REALLY is but I'm making her really rich in this story!) & said that her party was in the backyard. Sandy stepped in her backyard & gasped. Bijou must have invited the whole SCHOOL & ANOTHER school for all the people to be there! "Bij!" Sandy said, "Who ARE all these people?" (A/N: A huge order of Flora bashing coming up!)

"Just a few friends!" said Bijou who was wearing her light blue bathing suit & pale white light mini-dress over it & dancing to the beat of the music to the girls' favorite song, Heartbreaker Remix by Mariah Carey. (A/N: Yes there's LOTS MORE Mariah Carey in this chapter! Bear with me please!)

"A FEW? Bij, I don't even think I've known this many people in my life time!" exclaimed Sandy.

"Oh please Sandy!" Bijou rolled her eyes.

"You didn't invite F-" Sandy started to say.

"Flora. Yes I did. I am SO sorry Sandy! Make sure she doesn't see Pash & Stan!" Bijou cried. They both went running off to find Pashmina who managed to knock into Flora accidentally well dancing with Stan & drenching her in punch!

"This will NOT be pretty!" The girls muttered.

"You b-" Flora started to say.

"You finish that sentence & the next thing you'll be going to is your FUNERAL!" Pashmina literally hissed.

"Are you threatening me?" Flora asked.

"I think the answer is yes! Maybe you're not worth getting into trouble for but I'll whip ya in a dance-off AND sing-off, IF your not to afraid!" Pashmina sneered.

"Pash," Sandy whispered to her, "No offense, but Flora is an awesome dancer & you just took a couple classes…"

"Don't worry, I can handle it." Pashmina said, "Let me put on my REAL cover outfit!" Right now she was wearing a long lilac dress, but what did she have planned? (A/N: Read & find out!)

"I'll put mine on too." Flora sneered, "Watch out, goodie-goodie!"

"You watch out you, you, you STAN-STEALER!" Pashmina shouted.

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Fifteen minutes later…

"DANCEOFF & SINGOFF PEOPLES! GATHER 'ROUND, GATHER 'ROUND!" The famous rapper, Snoop Dogg, (A/N: First one I thought of!) yelled.

Sandy fell over backwards Animie stile on top of Kether! Man he could yell loud!

"Ummm, good luck Pashmina." Stan said, lowering his eyes to his shoes instead of looking Pashmina in here eyes.

"Thanks Stan." She turned away for a minute before jumping on Stan & kissing him passionately. Stan pushed himself against her. She was wearing a long black trench coat so he couldn't see what she was wearing. He made the kiss more passionate when they broke away.

"Go." He said softly.

Flora was glaring at Pashmina. "And you CALLED ME a Stan-stealer! Don't. Kiss. My. MAN!" she yelled.

"He's mine now! I'm really not amused
'Cause the things you do
Are very offensive
And sometimes straight up rude
All those late night calls and notes
On his car
Won't get you anywhere
You can call his mom
As much as you want
And he won't really care

So don't, don't keep, keep calling
Hanging up the phone
When I answer I know it
Tears you up inside and
Why do you sit in silence
On the other end
'Till I hang up and you
Predictably call right back again

Ex-girlfriend you can't have him
lt's about time
That you found you a new man
He's moved on
Don't you know, don't you know
You gotta let him go,
Let him go, let him go
Ex-girlfriend you don't listen
Stop trying
He's not gonna give in
He's not yours anymore
Don't you know
You gotta let him go
Let him go, let him go" Pashmina sang a verse from Flora's favorite song.

Flora glared at her as they walked on stage, & the guys cheered. Flora was wearing her normal nurse's cap & a white mini-dress. I guess she looked kinda hot. "Is that best you could do?" she scoffed at Pashmina's jacket.

"Oh no Baby!" Pashmina smiled, she threw off her trench coat into the audience, & Stan caught it, to reveal a electric blue tube top, even electricer blue denim half jacket with the collar flipped up & electric blue leopard print on it, a electric blue layered mini skirt, & instead of her normal pink scarf, she had an electric blue scarf with glitter & it was leopard print. Oh, & did I mention she had an electric blue bow that held her hair in a half up, half down style? Let's face it, Pashmina was looking hot! The hoots & hollers where coming from guys in all directions! She walked over to Snoop Dogg & whispered the song she wanted.

"Yo
What's happenin'?
What you're cryin' for?
You know you look too damn good to be cryin'" Snoop Dogg sang.

Pashmina was bent over, trailing her hands up her legs & to her waist, putting her hands on her hips. Flora was doing the same.

"When I think of our untimely end
And everything we could have been
I cry, baby I cry" Flora sang. She had a HORRIBLE voice!

"Ok
So it's 5 AM and
I still can't sleep
Took some medicine
But it's not working
Someone's clinging to me
And it's bittersweet
'Cause he's head over heels
But it ain't that deep
I finally changed my number
Got a different pager
Then last Saturday
Your cousin called to say you're
Tryin' to reach me
Probably because you see that
I'm with someone new" Pashmina sang. She had a pretty voice that had the guys staring.

"Wow! She's pretty, smart, talented, AND nice! You're a lucky guy Stan!" Panda said.

"Late at night like a little child
Wandering 'round alone
In my new friend's home
On my tippy toes
So that he won't know
(So that he won't know)
I still cry baby
(I cry baby)
Over you and me" Flora sang.

"PASH-MINA, PASH-MINA, PASH-MINA!" Sandy, Bijou, & Penelope cheered.

"Sipping Bailey's Cream
By the stereo
Trying to find relief
On the radio
I'm suppressing the tears
But they start to flow
'Cause the next song I hear
Is a song I wrote
When we first got together
Early that September
I can't bear to listen
So I might as well drift
In the kitchen
Pour another glass or two
And I try to forget you
(You)" Pashmina sang.

Now lots of people were cheering Pash-mina but very few people were cheering Flor-a.

"Late at night like a little child
Wandering 'round alone
In my new friend's home
(In my new friend's home on my)
On my tippy toes
So that he won't know
(So that he won't know I)
I still cry baby
Over you and me
(You and me)" Flora screeched. She was getting aggravated!

"Baby hear me when I say
Let that man be on his way
Don't even waste your time
And worry how he handle thangz
(That ain't right) baby hear me when I say

Don't even waste your time watch how I handle (watch) thangz
Man ur a fool for this
(Pashmina: For this)
But on the real dog I'm cool with this we do and this
D-O-DOUBLE G-Y
Kiss the girls and make them cry!" Snoop Dogg sang his verse.

"(It's late)
Late at night like a little child
(I'm like a little child)
Wandering around alone
(Wandering around alone)
In my new friend's home
(Do do do do do)
On my tippy toes
(Tippy toes)
So that he won't know
(So that he won't know)
I still cry baby
(I was babbling)
Over you and me
(Over you and me)

Why is it 5 AM and
I'm still struggling and
Walking 'round no
Do do do do do do do

(On my tippy toes)
On my tippy toes
So that he won't know
I still cry baby
(I still cry)
Over you and me

I don't get no sleep
I'm half awake
Can't stop thinking of you and me
And everything we used to be
It could have been so perfectly

I cry
I cry
I cry
Oh
I gotta give me some sleep
Cry
Cry
Cry
Cry
Baby and I
Cry
On my tippy toes
So that he won't know
I still cry
You and I
Over you and me

Late at night like a little child
(Oh like a little child)
Wandering 'round alone
In my new friend's home
(Do do do do do)
(In my new friend's home)
On my tippy toes
So that he won't know
(So that he won't know)
I still cry
(Do do do do do)
(Do do do do do)
(Do do do do do)
(Do do do do do)
(Do do do do do)

I
Cry
Cry
Cry
Cry

Late at night like a little child
Wandering around alone
In my new friend's home
On my tippy toes
So that he won't know
I still cry baby
Over you and me

Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Cry baby
On my tippy toes
So that he won't know
I still cry
Mmmh
Baby and I…" Pashmina finished. If anyone was cheering Flor-a, it couldn't be heard over the Pash-minas! Pashmina jumped off the stage into Stan's arms, & kissed him.

"You were great Pashy!" Stan cried.

Flora looked like she was ready to sit down on the stage & cry.

"MISS PASHMINA MAFURA MAY HAVE WON THE SINGOFF, BUT WE STILL HAVE THE DANCEOFF!" Snoop Dogg yelled again.

Sandy fell over Animie style onto Kether again. He laughed & she blushed.

Flora whispered the song SHE wanted to Snoop Dogg.

"Sorry," he said, "Miss Pashmina Mafura already requested."

"ARGH! Pashmina this, Pashmina that, Pashmina the other thing! It's all about that b-" Flora started to say.

"Shut your dang mouth!" Stan yelled. He actually said something much worse then that but to obtain this rating, I cannot write it!

"Thank you Stan!" Pashmina leaned down & hugged him, a few tears running down her cheeks.

"Don't cry Pashmina!" Stan's cute voice said, "Don't cry. Now get up there & show these people what you're made of! Flora may have taken dancing eight years, but she's not creative!"

"Thanks Stan." Pashmina took her position on stage & whipped her tears away.

"A-W-W-W-W-W!" the audience cooed.

"You've got me feeling emotions
Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
You've got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above!" Pashmina sang, twirling around in a circle with her leg out.

"You DIDN'T!" Flora gasped.

"Oh yea Baby…………….!" Pashmina smiled, raising her eyebrows.

Flora then did it! She started break dancing. And man did she get a reaction!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Pashmina's mind screamed, NOBODY can resist break dancing!

"I feel good
I feel nice
I've never felt so
Satisfied
I'm in love
I'm alive
Intoxicated
Flying high
It feel like a dream
When you touch me tenderly
I don't know if it's real
But I like the way I feel
Inside!" Pashmina sang & then she started break dancing & man was she good at it! And I mean AWESOME!

"Since when do YOU know how to break dance?" Flora demanded.

"Since… NOW!" Pashmina told her.

Flora was so mad, she fell over!

"You've got me feeling emotions
Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
You've got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above!" Pashmina sang & then she jumped up in the air, ending with a split.

"That no good, low down, dirty…" Flora trailed off in insults.

"In the morning
When I rise
You are the first thing
On my mind
And in the middle
Of the night
I feel your heartbeat
next to mine
It feels like a dream
When you love me tenderly
I don't know if you're for real
But I like the way I feel
Inside!" Pashmina sang, "You've got me feeling emotions
Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
You've got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above!

You know the way to make me
lose control
When you're looking into my eyes
You make me feel so
High!

You've got me feeling emotions
Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
You've got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above!" Pashmina finished & with her break dancing the crowd was cheering for her so loudly, one girl was jumping ten feet in the air & one guy fainted!

"AND MISS PASHMINA MAFURA, OR SHOULD I SAY SANCHEZ, HAS WON THE DANCEOFF & SINGOFF AGAINIST… MISS FLORA A.K.A NURSE HAM!" Snoop Dogg yelled & then went back to singing some rap song.

Pashmina blushed at the 'Sanchez' part but then kissed Stan. "Hey Flora?" Pashmina smiled.

"Yeah?" Flora asked looking up.

"Do you want to make peace & be friends?" Pashmina asked, holding out her hand.

"Really?" Flora asked.

"HECK NO!" Pashmina said, shoving Bijou's ice-cream cone into Flora's face & pushing her in the pool. Everyone laughed. "I have been wanting to do that FOREVER!" Pashmina declared. (A/N: I really had you going there for a minute, didn't I?)

"WOO-HOO!" Pepper, Penelope, Sandy, Bijou, Kendra, & the other girls whooped.

Stan draped his arm over Pashmina's shoulder. "So you two are going together?" Sandy asked.

"Yeah…" Stan said.

"EWWWWWWWWWWW!" Sandy proclaimed.

"I guess both of our best friends like our brother/sister." Stan said.

Kether glared at Stan.

"What?" Sandy asked.

"Ummm," Stan lied, "My old best friend Jerrold liked you! Look, Missy Elliot is about to say something!" The group ran over to the stage.

"I would like to announce," Missy Elliot said popping her gum, "Mariah Carey &-well you'll find out-will be singing Stan & Pashmina's favorite song, Thank God I Found You, live for them to have the spot light dance! Give a round of applause for STAN & PASHMINA!"

Sandy & Kether pushed their two best friends onto stage.

Pashmina giggled & her jaw dropped when Mariah Carey came out on stage. All the girls in the gang except Bij run up & hug her. "OMG, Bij! Mariah Carey, Snoop Dogg, & Missy Elliot! Who next, Elvis Presley?" Pashmina exclaimed.

"Thank you, Thank you. Thank you very much." A young Elvis Presley stood on stage next to Mariah Carey.

"ELVIS?" Pashmina screeched & all the girls ran over to hug their favorite 60s singer, Elvis Presley.

"Wait a second, YOU'RE DEAD! This is impossible!" Maxwell said.

"I know," Elvis said, "But Laura (A.K.A OhsnapI'll loveDracoMalfoy4ever) feels like me being alive & voila! Here I am!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" All the girls shrieked in delight.

"I am not going to even question if this is possible." Maxwell decided, glaring at Sandy & Kether who were snuggled together on a lounge chair, watching Stan & Pashmina.

"ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR DANCE PASHMINA & STAN?" Missy Elliot asked, popping her gum again.

"Yea.." both Stan & Pashmina cried.

Mariah came up & put her arm around Pashmina's shoulder, "You get to sing the chorus in the song & you, Stan, too!"

"Yes!" Pashmina said.

Pashmina put her arms around Stan's neck & he put his arms around her waist.

Mariah: "I would give up everything
Before I'd separate myself from you
After so much suffering
I've finally found unvarnished truth
I was all by myself for the longest time
So cold inside
And the hurt from the heart it would not subside
I felt like dying
Until you saved my life…"

All: "Thank God I found you
I was lost without you
My every wish and every dream
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight
Completed my whole life
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
Cause baby I'm so thankful i found you."

Elvis: "would give you everything
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do
To ensure your happiness
I'll cherish every part of you
Because without you beside me I can't survive
Don't wanna try
If you're keeping me warm each and every night
I'll be all right
Cause I need you in my life"

All: Thank God I found you (I'm thanking you)
I was lost without you (so lost without you)
My every wish and every dream (every dream, every dream)
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight (brought the sunlight)
Completed my whole life
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
Cause baby I'm so thankful I found you."

Mariah & Elvis: "See I was so desolate
Before you came to me
Looking back I guess it shows
That we were destined to shine
After the rain to appreciate
The gift of what we have
And I'd go through it all over again
To be able to feel this way"

Pashmina: Thank God I found you
I was lost without you (lost without you baby)
My every wish and every dream
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight
Completed my whole life (whole life)
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
Sweet baby I'm so thankful
I found you

Thank God I found you
I was lost without you
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
My baby I'm so thankful
I found you

I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
My baby I'm so thankful I found… you"

Pashmina didn't realize how much emotion she was singing that with until she realized she'd been the only one singing it! Everyone was clapping.

"I vhink everyzone eez een zhe dancezing mood!" decided, do I really have to say? She snapped her fingers & a disco ball came down with Mariah singing another song (A/N: Don't worry! I'm not putting it in!), Bliss.

"Hey Bij," said Hamtaro who was dating Bijou now, "Do you want to go swimming?"

"'Amtaro, I veel mess up my 'air!" Bijou said.

"Then why are you wearing a bathing suit?" Hamtaro asked.

Bijou laughed, "Vor lookz 'Amtaro! You are zo silly!"

"Well not this time!" Hamtaro said & he picked Bijou up & threw her in the pool, jumping in after her.

"'AMTARO!" Bijou yelled.

Kether & Sandy laughed.

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It was three o'clock & Kether & Sandy were dancing to a song by Alicia Keys, You Don't Know My Name.

Maxwell then stuck out his foot to try to trip Kether but accidentally tripped Sandy causing her to fall into the pool. "Ugh!" Sandy head surfaced & her tight red wrap dress was soaked, along with her black converse with red flames on them. Everyone was cracking up! How could Maxwell embarrass her like that?

Kether put his hand down & helped Sandy out of the pool. "O.K," Bijou said, sending a glare in Maxwell's direction, "She can go upstairs in my house & wait for her clothes to dry, I'm sure she's tired." Bijou & the rest of the girls giggled.

Most of the guys looked at them weirdly. "We stayed up till three in the morning at my sleepover & then woke up at six!" Sandy explained to the rest of them & then started to walk off, "Someone get me if I'm not back my six!" she said, walking into Bijou's house.

"I'll come with you Sandy!" Kether shouted, running after her.

"Great!" Sandy said, "I want someone to keep me company. I can't face that crowd, you know they'll never let me live it down, especially Flora!"

"So we're going to sit in Bijou's house alone for three hours?" Kether asked.

"Ya!" Sandy said.

Yes! Score! I get to be TOTALLY alone with Sandy in Bijou's huge mansion! Oh the possibilities! Oh for crying out loud! Haven't you gone away yet? Do you wanna guess? I'll take that as a no. Kether thought.

When Kether & Sandy got in they went up to one of Bijou's spare bedrooms. Sandy had taken off her clothes & put them in the dryer so she was wearing her skimpy bikini.

"Are you going to barrow some of Bijou's clothes?" Kether asked sitting down on the bed, which was a waterbed!

"No…" Sandy said, "Her clothes don't fit me."

"Oh O.K…" Kether said.

"Hey, aren't those my brother's converse?" Sandy asked.

"Wha-" Kether started to say looking at his feet, "Oh yeah! You should see mine, not that I would let you…"

"They can't be that bad!" Sandy giggled.

"They are, just take my word for it!"

"Now I have to see!"

"Why did I open my big fat mouth?"

Sandy dove for the bag slung over Kether's shoulder but he grabbed it back & the bag ended up flying open & both of them fell over! Sandy was quicker to get up & grabbed the converse. She flew into a FIT of laughter. "T-t-t-t-laughter-hese are as bad as you ssss-laughter-aid! I can't even tell what color they are!"

Kether snatched them back blushing but soon started laughing. They fell onto the bed laughing & of course, fell on each other. (A/N: I'm s-u-u-u-u-u-re you can see what's about to happen.)

When they finally quit laughing they were laying very close to each other on the bed. Sandy yawned, "I'm tired…" she mumbled.

"I heard that waterbeds were soothing." Kether told her, "I'm suddenly tired to."

"EITHER SOMEONE DRUGGED MY PUNCH OR BIJOU HAS ONE DAAAAAAAAAAAAANG COMFORTABLE BED!" Kether & Sandy declared simultaneously.

They both laughed & then fell asleep in fifteen minutes. But Sandy was right up against Kether in what looked like skimpy underwear with her arms around him & sleeping soundly. Kether was wearing jeans & a black blouse. He had his arms around Sandy's waist & her head was under his chin. Let's put it this way: they were in a very suggestive position while sleeping!

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It was five past six & Maxwell was starting to get worried. He COULDN'T lose Sandy to that, that, that REBEL! He just COULDN'T! He walked upstairs & snuck over to the room he knew was designated to Sandy since they slept over Bijou's so much!

He walked in & noticed Sandy in a really skimpy bathing suit sleeping with Kether! Maxwell was so mad! He had to get even with her! "SANDRA DIANA SANCHEZ! QUIT SHAGGING KETHER WHATEVER-THE-HELL-HIS-MIDDLE-NAME-IS HARDING SENCELESS & GET BACK DOWN TO THE PARTY!"

Now Sandy & Kether could sleep through almost anything… except Maxwell shouting! Kether shot up & bonked his head & Sandy fell out of bed. Maxwell dragged them down to the lawn well Sandy & Kether were saying, "MAXWELL! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!"

Maxwell took the microphone from Snoop Dogg & yelled, "PEOPLES, PEOPLES! ANNOUNCEMENT! THEY-" he pointed to Sandy & Kether, "WERE SLEEPING TOGETHER IN BIJOU'S GUEST BEDROOM! BUT SHE LOVES ME!"

Kether & Sandy turned SO red it looked BLACK!

"Maxwell-you know that's not what happened!" Sandy reasoned.

"I know-but you two deserved it!" Maxwell shook it off.

Reason Number 2: He embarrasses me!