A/N: I have to say, I LUUUUUUUUVE this story! It has been so much fun writing it! I hope you like this chapter! There's lots more random music but it's NOT Mariah Carey! Well, I may put a Mariah song in there but I dunno. R&R! Look forward to four frickin' songs!

Thanx to…

C&P4ever: ROFL. This chapter is funny too but Sandy is SHALLOW! You like Flora? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! ACK! I don't! .:stabs Flora voodoo doll:.

You: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing! .:hides voodoo doll behind back. After you leave…

Ringa Ham, CrystalGurl, & me: Prepare to be poked to death, STAN STEALER!

Flora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

LOL, thanx for reviewing! And this is only mildly Maxwell bashing!

CrystalGurl101: Ouch! I know, that last part WAS brutal! It was hysterical! I was saying 'Take that Stan-Stealer!' all through the scene! So you'd rather have Stan with Pashmina then Flora? YAY! AWESOMEFULLNESS? ROFL! Thanx for reviewing!

Ringa Ham: Even though you didn't submit a formal review, I'm still going to thank ya! Oh by the way, WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT FRIGGIN' SCENE IN 'SPRING BREAK-UP'?

Disclaimer: If I owned Hamtaro Stan & Pashmina would be together, Dexter & Howdy would be crying over it for eternity, Flora would be poked to death by Me, Ham-Kelly, Ringa Ham, CrystalGurl101 & any other friend of mine that dislikes her, screaming the whole time, Sandy & Maxwell would break up, Kether would come into the story & Sandy would fall in love with him, Cappy would beat up some guy because he flirted with Penelope… TBC next chapter!

A/N 2: Now, on with the story people! R&R!

Sandy could hardly go any place without being reminded of Bijou's pool party until all the girls heard that the mall was having a fashion show but… you had to have an escort & your score also depended on how cute your escort was!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kendra yelled, "I don't know if Jingle is cute or not! Girls do you think Jingle is cute?"

"H-m-m-m-m." All the girls pondered & then started staring at Jingle.

Jingle noticed. "ACK!" He yelled, "Why are you all staring at me?"

All the girls laughed & went back to talking, leaving a paranoid Jingle.

"Well his Mohawk is… different." Bijou giggled.

Kendra looked worried.

"He's cute!" Sandy reassured, "Not as cute as K-Maxwell!"

"Maxwell?" the girls all asked simultaneously, "No offence Sands, but Maxwell is UGLY!"

"Well then, who IS really cute?" Sandy asked.

"Stan and-" All the girls looked at each other.

"And?" Sandy asked.

"And…"

"AND?" Sandy asked.

"And Kether." The girls finished.

Sandy blushed. Kether, who most often wore black & red or occasionally a long sleeved green shirt, was very cute! He had chocolate brown eyes that made Sandy want to swoon.

The girls noticed Sandy's blush & giggled. "I think he's cute too." Sandy finally found her voice.

"Hey," Pepper said, "You better get dressed Sands, it's girls' night out tonight, remember?"

"Oh snap!" Sandy cried, "I forgot! I'm going!"

"How do you think Oxnard looks?" Pepper asked.

"Like… Oxnard." The rest of the girls said.

Pepper groaned. "I'm never going to win." She mumbled.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The girls came down stairs. Pashmina was wearing a pair of REALLY tight white jeans; her hair was half-up-half-down held by a pink scrunchie, her shirt was a black Happy Bunny with the words The voices in your head may not be real, but they sure have some good ideas in silver, silver high-heeled shoes, & she was wearing her pink scarf of course. Kendra was wearing a shocking purple dress with shocking purple high-heeled stilettos to match. Pepper was wearing leggings with a denim mini skirt over it, her hair was in her normal braids, & her shirt said 'I'm proud to be a cowgirl'. Sandy was wearing an extremely tight black shirt that had a picture of a really hot character from a video game on it, she had a layered black mini skirt, black stilettos, & her read hair was in braids. Bijou was wearing a electric blue halter-top mini-dress & matching blue high-heeled shoes. The rest of the girls… I don't feel like explaining!

The guys came in & whistled. Stan was wearing some sort of baggy pants, some black & some black & red shirt. Kether was wearing black jeans & the same black thing he'd worn at Bijou's pool party.

"Hey Kether!" Sandy said, "You, like, look so hot today!"

Kether looked slightly taken aback. "Thank you Sandy. You do too! Actually, all you girls look hot!"

Stan whistled at Pashmina. "Kether, you better call the police cuz I'm going out with a girl who's WAY too good for me!" he said.

Maxwell came downstairs with a book, wearing a pair of jeans & a white button up shirt. He had a, e-r-r-r-, rather big head, .:coughabnormallylargecough:. & he really wasn't that cute.

Why does Maxwell almost seem ugly to me? Sandy wondered, I always thought he was cute before!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

It was also guys' night out. They were lounged around a café in the city.

"Did you SEE that Pashmina in those dang tight jeans today?" Kether spluttered with (INSERT DRINK HERE) in his mouth. (A/N: This is important so you can know what the people think of each other. I can tell, another dang long chapter!)

"Yes!" Stan said, lighting his cigarette, "I mean WOW!"

"You are so lucky your dating her!" Kether said, "Though Sandy was wearing that shirt that was so tight today!"

"OMG yeah!" Panda agreed.

"Do you remember that girl who's top-" Stan started to say.

"Fell down in the mall!" Kether finished, "Yes!"

The guys were all hanging out together talking about… girls. What else would a bunch of fourteen-year-old guys talk about?

"Though Christie looked pretty hot." Panda pointed out.

Kether nodded in agreement, draining his fifteenth glass of (INSERT DRINK HERE).

"You guys," Maxwell complained, looking up from his book, "This is STUPID! JUST PLAIN RIDICULOUS! Why do I let you talk me into going every single friggin' time?"

The guys who were so drunk on their fifteenth glass of (INSERT DRINK HERE) took a glass of grape juice from some girl & threw it all over Maxwell.

Maxwell threw his hands up in the air & went back to reading his book.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The girls fell into their booth, tired out from dancing.

"Stan looked soooo hot!" Pashmina said, sipping her Pina Colada.

Sandy stuck her tongue out. "Ewwww! ACK! I don't think so! I mean he's O.K looking but so definitely not hot!"

"Well we saw the way you looked at Kether today!" Kendra teased.

The girls were at a nightclub & they were talking about… boys! What else would a bunch of fourteen-year-old girls talk about?

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The next day was the day of the fashion show! Sandy had racks & racks of fancy dresses sitting in the middle of the room & she was trying all of them on! She turned on the radio & started flipping stations.

"Born under a bad sign.
I've been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck.
If it wasn't for real bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all.
Born under a bad sign.
Born under a bad sign." Sandy flipped again.

"What do I do
What do I say
Does it feel good
To you this way I wanna be
All that you need
Boy what's your fantasy?
How do I know, ready or not
Baby my love ain't gonna stop
Take it down low
Make me get high-" Sandy flipped again.

"I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh-" Sandy flipped yet again.

"It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry.
Five days since you laughed at me
Saying get that together come back and see me.
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry." Annoyed, Sandy flipped again.

"How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will"

"What the he-" Sandy started to say, "Didn't I just hear this song?" she flipped yet again.

"Breaking rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won"

"Ahh!" Sandy said, "This is perfect!" she was wearing her black lacy bra & black underwear.

"Green Day?" A guy's voice said, "You listen to Green Day?"

"Ya, my brother loves them!" Sandy said turning around to see… Kether!

He noticed her clothing-or rather lack of clothing!-& blushed. "Sorry if this is a bad time"

"No, NO!" Sandy said, "Not at all! Sit down! I need advice on what dress to wear!"

Kether plopped down on Sandy's bed. "Hey!" he said, "You got a waterbed!"

"Nah." Sandy said, "Bij bought me one to apologize for her's being soooo daaaaaang comfortable!"

"I needed the money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won"

The first dress Sandy tried on was a long pink spaghetti strap one with a feathery skirt.

"EWWWWWWW!" her & Kether cried simultaneously & her dress couldn't come OFF fast enough!

The next one she was about to try on was another long spaghetti strap one that was crimson. It had a matching shawl & black gloves.

"There's my dress!" Pepper exclaimed, grabbing the dress from Sandy.

Sandy & Kether looked at each other & laughed.

"I miss my baby and I feel so sad
I guess my race is run
Well she's the best girl that I ever had"

The next one Sandy was going to try on was a long black spaghetti strap one with pink leaves embroidered parts of it & a pink slit thingy in the side.

"There's my dress!" Pashmina exclaimed & grabbed the dress.

The next one was a blue with black lace hoopskirt one! (A/N: Anyone who reviews on this chapter, I will email you the picture of the dresses!) Bijou came rushing in, claiming it was her dress.

"We're not having much luck, are we?" Kether laughed.

"I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won"

Sandy went to put on a short pink one with an open back but Kendra came & said it was HERS!

Sandy went to put on, yet again, a strapless yellow dress with glitter on it but Penelope rushed in, claiming it was hers!

Sandy groaned. She went to put on a long halter-top purple one but Christie came & said it was hers.

Finally, in despair, Sandy pulled a strapless long black dress with glitter & a cool fake diamond at the bodice off the rack.

"Whoa!" Kether whistled, almost choking on his winterfresh gum.

"Robbing people with a six gun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I miss my baby and I miss my fun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won"

"I know," Sandy said, "But how could someone like me pull this dress off?"

"Just try it!" Kether encouraged.

Sandy sighed & pulled the dress on. Kether zipped it up for her &- "Oh man! You look gorgeous! You are going to look hot tonight!"

Sandy gasped when she looked in the mirror! She did look hot! The dress hugged her figure tightly, making Kether want to grab her & kiss her.

"I miss my baby and I feel so sad
I guess my race is run
Well she's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won"

"I used to have a friend that LOVED Green Day! His name was Knoton & he had a wristband that said Green Day on it & everything! If he'd been a girl, he would have had a Green Day purse!" Kether said.

Sandy then realized how cute Kether would look in a tuxedo. Maxwell had tried one on & Sandy had decided right there, right then, that she would lose if Maxwell was her escort. And Sandy was COMPETITIVE!

"Kether, do you think I look REALLY good?" Sandy asked.

"I fought the law and the law won x7
I fought the law and the… law won."

"Oh yeah Baby!" Kether smirked.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

"And now, escorted my Oxnard Crawford, Pepper McAllister!" The announcer announced.

Pepper walked out on the runway with an Oxnard looking Oxnard! Oxnard was wearing a red tuxedo to match Pepper's dress.

Everyone clapped but mostly because Oxnard was so funny! For the talent portion, Pepper rode a mechanical bull. THAT got everyone laughing!

"And next is, escorted by Stan Sanchez, PASHMINA MAFURA!"

"Yay Pashmina!" the girls who hadn't entered the fashion show, excluding Flora. Oh, & why didn't Flora enter? She couldn't get an escort & the people wouldn't enter because 'she wasn't pretty enough'.

Pashmina was smiling & Stan was staring at her so he tripped but that only made people clap louder. Stan was a little less then thrilled to be wearing pink to match Pashmina's dress. For her talent, she danced a really sexy dance. And man did the guys stared!

"And next is, escorted by Panda Hamilton, is Christie Carter!"

Panda was wearing his goggles, which Christie snatched off his face. That made everyone laugh! Panda was wearing purple, which was, luckily, his favorite color. Panda built a platform for Christie to do her tap-dance on.

"And now, escorted by Hamtaro (INSERT LAST NAME HERE), Bijou Ribon!"

Bijou looked SO pretty in her blue dress & Hamtaro looked very handsome in his royal blue tuxedo. Bijou pretended to be Fleur Delacour for a while with her French accent & Hamtaro pretended to be Ron Weasley.

"And now, escorted by Cappy Wilson, Penelope Mafura!"

Penelope looked adorable in her cute yellow dress & Cappy looked SO cute in his yellow tuxedo! Penelope & Cappy told a story.

"AND NOW, escorted by Jingle (INSERT POETIC NAME HERE), Kendra (INSER ROCKSTAR-ISH NAME HERE!)"

Jingle had apparently kept his Mohawk despite Kendra's protest. Kendra played her electric guitar.

"And now for the last contestant of the night, Sandy Sanchez. Escorted by Maxwell Noppo." Said the woman announcing.

No one came out.

"Again, Sandy Sanchez, escorted by Maxwell Noppo!" The woman was staring to get annoyed.

Still no one.

"SANDY SANCHEZ ESCORTED BY MAXWELL NOPPO?" She shouted.

Stan snickered at his sisters' tardiness but even he dropped his cigarette at what he heard next.

"Baby please,
baby please don't take your love from me
I am yours forever more,
'till eternity
silently please, listen to the words I say well
I'm not talking just for play, listen to me please…" Everyone in the audience gasped when Donna Summer fell from the ceiling on one of those baggage things in fancy hotels that the people put your baggage on!

"Heaven knows
it's not the way it should be
heaven knows
it's not the way it could be
don't you know
there's no need to leave…" Donna sang just when…

And it was even more surprising when Sandy came out in her black dress & a diamond tiara with her read hair down with nothing in it but a black clip & guess who was escorting her? K-You guessed it-ether!

"WOO-HOO!" Everyone cheered, at them. They really were cute!

Kether looked SO hot & cute in his tuxedo & Sandy looked gorgeous! Sandy was smiling brightly & holding Kether's arm & waving to the girls. Kether was smiling too & looked totally lost in Sandy.

Maxwell just stared since he was SUPPOSED to escort Sandy!

"Heaven knows
I never wanna leave you
heaven knows
I only wanna please you
don't you know
love is what I need."

Sandy fell into Kether's arms she was laughing so hard. Kether smiled down at her.

"WOO-HOO!" Stan shouted, "GO GET MY SISTER!"

Everyone stared at him.

"What?" he shrugged, "I thought they look cute!"

"Down inside,
don't get caught with foolish pride
put all the other things aside,
there's only you and me
believe in us,
we were always meant to be
me for you and you for me,
'till eternity" Donna summer & had her arms around the luggage rack, singing & then flipped the microphone over for the talent portion.

"Heaven knows
it's not the way it should be
heaven knows
it's not the way it could be
don't you know
there's no need to leave…" Sandy sang into the microphone.

Everyone stared. She had a FANTASTIC voice! The girls were drooling over Kether & the guys were drooling over Sandy.

Kether's POV

She's so pretty! .:melts into her:. I normally don't care about girls this way. Normally I just look at them perverted-ly but Sandy's different. I normally don't go for red heads but Sandy's different. I normally don't feel this head over heels, but Sandy is different. I normally wouldn't be standing her with staring at a girl that had a boyfriend, but Sandy is different! I finally found a girl I liked but I'll never have her! But then, why would she like me? She obviously thinks opposites attract! I could never have a chance with her. But wouldn't that be great? If I married her & then Stan became my brother! I LOVE him! He is my best friend in the whole world! Moving here has been the best thing by freaking step-mom has ever done! But anyway, I still wonder what Sandy sees in Maxwell! I mean, he's, like, horrible!

But I still wonder… maybe I have a chance with her…

Regular POV (It can be SO hard to write the opposite sexes' point of view!)

"Heaven knows
I never wanna leave you
heaven knows
I only wanna please you
don't you know
love is what I need!" Sandy sang, she took Kether's hand & spun out dipping back & putting her leg out.

"Heaven knows
I never wanna leave you
heaven knows
I only wanna please you
don't you know
love is what I need

Heaven knows
it's not the way it should be
heaven knows
it's not the way it could be
don't you know
there's no need to leave

Heaven knows
it's not the way it should be
heaven knows." Sandy finished but before she could finish an electric blue microphone was tossed over to her &-

"I used to think maybe you loved me, now baby I'm sure
And I just can't wait 'till the day when you knock on my door
Now every time I go for the mailbox, gotta hold myself down
'Cause I just can't wait 'till you write me you're coming around."

Everyone clapped.

Sandy shook her hips, which made the announcer woman gasp.

"I'm walking on sunshine, whoa
I'm walking on sunshine, whoa
I'm walking on sunshine, whoa
And don't it feel good!

Hey, alright now
And don't it feel good!"

Stan & Pashmina, who was clinging to him, were jumping fifteen feet in the air!

"I used to think maybe you loved me, now I know that it's true
And I just can't spend my whole life just a waiting for you
I don't want you back for the weekend
Not back for a day
'Cause baby I just want you back and I want you to stay." Sandy sang.

"Wasn't-" Stan started.

"Maxwell-" That was Pashmina.

"Supposed-" That was Kendra.

"To-" That was Jingle.

"Be-" That was Penelope.

"Her." That was Bijou.

"Escort?" Maxwell himself finished, "Yes I was."

"I'm walking on sunshine, wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, wooah
And don't it feel good!

Hey, alright now
And don't it feel good!
wooo,
And don't it feel good!
(And don't it feel good!)

I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine

I feel alive, I feel the love, do wop, do wop
I feel alive, I feel the love, do wop, do wop

I'm walking on sunshine, wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, wooah wooah
And don't it feel good!
And don't it feel good!
And don't it feel good!
And don't it feel good!

I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine do wop, do wop
I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine do wop, do wop
I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine do wop, do wop
I'm walking on sunshine
I'm walking on sunshine." Sandy finished, throwing her arms around Kether's neck as her final pose.

Silence. Total Silence. Absolute total silence. Positive, absolute, total silence. Perfect, positive, absolute, total si-O.K! You get it! And then…

"SANDY, SANDY, SANDY, SANDY!" Everyone in the whole mall cheered. The claps were deafening.

Sandy beamed & she curtsied. Her & Kether walked down to join their friends. Sandy threw her arms around Pashmina.

"NOW, WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE WINNER! THE SIXTH RUNNER UP IS: DRUMROLL PLEASE," the announcer woman shouted even though she was using a microphone.

No one actually had a guitar so everyone stomped their feet!

"THE SIXTH RUNNER UP ISSSSSSS: PEPPER MCALLISTER & OXNARD CRAWFORD!"

They both hurried up to the stage to bow.

"AND THE FIFTH RUNNER UP ISSSSSSSSS: CHRISTIE CARTER & PANDA HAMILTON!"

They both hurried up.

"AND THE FOURTH RUNNER UP ISSSSSSSSSSS: KENDRA (INSERT LAST NAME HERE) AND JINGLE (INSERT LAST NAM HERE!)"

They both ran up to claim their place.

"AND THE THIRD RUNNER UP ISSSSSSSSSSS: CAPPY WILSON & PENELOPE MAFURA!"

They went to their place.

"AND THE SECOND RUNNER UP ISSSSSSSSSSS: BIJOU RIBON & HAMTARO (INSERT LAST NAME HERE!)"

They took their place as Bijou screamed French words in delight.

"AND THE FIRST RUNNER UP ISSSSSSSSSSSS: STAN SANCHEZ & PASHMINA MAFURA!"

They took their place.

"AND THE WINNER IS… THE NEW MISS JAPAN SHALL BE… SANDY SANCHEZ ESCORTED BY KETHER HARDING!"

"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOOMGMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGO!" Sandy cried, as she & Kether walked on stage.

Five minutes later…

"OMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMG!" Sandy was finished.

"Now, you two will have a dance on the stage!" The announcer said.

"But wait! I don't know how to d-" Kether said.

"Well, Maxwell could do it but-"

"NO!" Kether said, "I'll do it!" he placed his hands on her waist & she put her arms around his neck.

"Last dance
Last dance for love
Yes, it's my last change
For romance tonight

I need you, by me,
Beside me, to guide me,
To hold me, to scold me,
'cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad"

Kether new what was going to happen but did Sandy? HECK NO!

"So let's dance, the last dance
Let's dance, the last dance
Let's dance, this last dance tonight

Last dance, last dance for love
Yes, it's my last change
For romance tonight

Oh, I need you, by me,
Beside me, to guide me,
To hold me, to scold me,
'cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad"

Kether picked Sandy up over his head & set her down behind him, then spun around & put his hands back around her waist.

"So let's dance, the last dance
Let's dance, the last dance
Let's dance, this last dance tonight

Yeah, will you be my Mr. Right?
Can you fill my appetite
I can't be sure
That you're the one for me
But all that I ask
Is that you dance with me
Dance with me, dance with me, yeah

Oh I need you, by me,
Beside me, to guide me,
To hold me, to scold me,
'cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad."

Kether spun Sandy around.

"So let's dance, the last dance
Let's dance, the last dance
Let's dance, this last dance tonight

Yeah, will you be my Mr. Right?
Can you fill my appetite
I can't be sure
That you're the one for me
But all that I ask
Is that you dance with me
Dance with me, dance with me, yeah
Oh I need you, by me,
Beside me, to guide me,
To hold me, to scold me,
'cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad."

Stan & Pashmina were so excited they started dancing!

Flora saw them with hearts in their eyes & burst into tears.

"So let's dance, this last dance
Let's dance, this last dance
Let's dance, this last dance tonight

Oh I need you, by me,
To beside, to guide me,
To hold me, to scold me,
'cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad

So, come on baby, dance that dance
Come on baby, dance that dance
Come on baby, let's dance-"

Kether spun Sandy out.

"tonight..." He dipped her back & the whole mall food court erupted in cheers except for Maxwell & Flora, who was sobbing on the ground.

Reason Number Three: He's not cute!