A/N: Sorry for the long update but I was really stripped for ideas! Anyway, I hope you like it! Review, review. FINALLY THIS IS DONE! MAN! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D FINISH!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but Kether.

Thanx to…

The Bunny Queen: You did? –Sighs out of relief- I was beginning to think it was the worst thing I ever wrote! LOL. Thanx for reviewing!

C&P4ever: Ya, I know what you mean & I guess Pashmina is her enemy in this story too. I was thinking about asking Mel if I could use Gemma again & make her hit on Stan. You like Pash/Stan, right? Anyway, thanx for reviewing!

Mel: I know! Pashmina rules! She's your favorite too? PASHMINA FANS UNITE! LOL. And ya, the only other person Kether would go with is Pash but only temporarily. And when does he come into 'When It All Falls Apart'? Thanx for reviewing.

Ringa Ham:  Thank you for reviewing sosososososo much!  BUT WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WOMAN? JK, JK, JK. Thanx for reviewing!

Angel73: You like Kelly Clarkson, Mariah Carey, & Green Day? LOL.  That's funny cos I bought this Green Day album, American Idiot (Which happened to be the song I was listening to), & I had it turned up to the maximum volume & my grandma was yelling for me & I didn't hear her! LOL. AND GAWD! HERE IS YOUR UPDATE WOMAN! JK, JK, JK! Thanx for reviewing.

Crys: You would have? Do you have a good voice? I would have jumped up & sang 'Behind These Hazel Eyes' LOL. Ya, I could totally picture Pash & Bij doing that! I wonder who they were going to say when they fell over? LOL. I say LOL too much, don't I? Seriously? Better then the last 4? Thanx for reviewing!

Kat (A.K.A Stitch Phantom): It's alright! I luv the Kelly Clarkson song too & onetime I was depressed & I was in my kitchen singing & I started crying! LOL. Kether: Well, at least we don't have to kill Maxwell in this one, right Shadow? Me: shut up Kether. And thanx for reviewing!

Sparkleshine101: Well you would have guessed right! LOL. Anyhow, she doesn't actually BREAK UP with him she just-receives call on cell phone-Oh sorry but I can't tell you the ending, it is confidential information!

The Dono Trio –AKA- Chibi-Dono Nebu-Dono and Sami-Dono: MAN! Long pen name! LOL. YAY! A new reviewer! Thank you though for saying I have great talent. YOU LIKE STANNYPASHY? YAAAAAAAAAAAY! I Luuuuuuuuuuuuuve Stanny/Pashy! I hope u do write a KetherxSandy story & I promise to read it! Thanx for reviewing!

FINALLY ON WITH THE FREAKING STORY!

Sandy stretched out on what she was laying on & fell off. "OUCH!" yelled Bijou & Pashmina who she landed on.

Sandy rubbed her eyes & looked around.

OH YEAH! She thought. They had been in Pash's living room watching TV when they all fell asleep. Sandy rubbed her soar body from sleeping on the couch.

"Remind me never to sleep on a couch again!" Sandy said.

"We will if you'll… GET OFF OF US!" Pash & Bij yelled in unison.

Sandy just laughed.

"Hey Sandy! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" yelled Bijou & Pashmina.

"What?" Sandy asked, "OH YEAAAH!"

"Do you want your present?" Pashmina asked.

"Sure!" Sandy said.

Her birthday present turned out to be a poster & a CD from Pashmina & a box set of music videos from Bijou. When she got home she was bombarded with presents from her friends. Except Kether & Maxwell.

It was six o'clock or so when Sandy's phone rang. "Hello?" she said, "Oh Bijou?"

"….."

"What?"

"…….."

"You're having a small get-together at your house for my birthday? Oh ok. That's sounds cool."

"………"

"K. I'll be right over."

"………"

"Bye."

Sandy walked over Bijou's house & knocked on the door. Bijou opened it & Sandy almost fell back out! There was music blasting & there must have been 200 people or more! "HI BIJOU!" Sandy screamed over the music.

"OH HEY SANDY!" Bijou yelled.

Sandy dragged her over into a corner where the music wasn't that loud. "Bijou, I thought you said 'small get together'?" Sandy asked.

"Isn't that was this is?" Bijou asked, "I'm sorry, don't you like your party?"

"Yeah. Thanks Bij. You're the best." Sandy lied.

"A lot of people are excited that you just turned fifteen." Bijou told her.

"Yeah, a lot of people I don't know." Sandy observed.

"Yeah… Ooooh! There's Draco! Sorry, I have to go Sands. Have fun!" Bijou said, rushing over to her boyfriend.

"Yeah. Fun." Sandy repeated, daring to walk into Bijou's living room.

Then she remembered Maxwell had not given her gift so she set out to find him. "DO YOU KNOW WHERE MAXWELL IS?" she shouted to a random classmate.

"WHO ARE YOU?" they asked.

"SANDY! REMEMBER? THE ONE WHO'S TURNING FIFTEEN?" Sandy screamed.

"YOU ARE?" they asked before getting dragged away.

Sandy groaned. These people didn't even know who she was!

She asked several more people before finally banging into Pashmina. Making out with her brother. "ACK!" Sandy said, "FORGET WHAT I WANTED TO ASK, IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT!"

Pashmina broke away from Stan to see Sandy standing there with her hands over her eyes. "ARE YOU GUYS DONE YET? I STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK!" Sandy screamed.

Pashmina un-wrapped her legs & arms from Stan's body. "YES! ASK THE QUESTION NOW!"

Sandy opened one eye to make sure it was safe & when she saw it was, she opened both. "DO YOU KNOW WHERE MAXWELL IS?" Sandy asked.

"YEAH! HE'S OVER IN THAT QUITE CORNER READING!" Pashmina yelled.

"THANKS!" Sandy said.

Pashmina just nodded & went back to her previous activity.

"Disgusting." Sandy muttered under her breath.

"IF YOU WERE DOING IT WITH KETHER IT WOULDN'T BE!" Pashmina yelled before locking lips with Stan again.

Sandy couldn't even think of a witty comeback. "WAIT! HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT?" she asked.

Pashmina didn't answer & just wrapped her legs around Stan.

The slightly paranoid & feeling sick Sandy walked over to Maxwell. "Maxwell?" she asked.

"What?" Maxwell asked, looking up from his book.

"Where's my present?" Sandy asked.

"What present?"

"My BIRTHDAY present!" Sandy said, "From you?" she added.

"Your birthday is soon?" Maxwell asked, confused.

"It's TODAY!" Sandy exploded.

"Oh…" Maxwell said.

"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WE HAVE THE LONGEST STANDING RELATIONSHIP & YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS?" Sandy yelled.

"Basically." Maxwell said, going back to his book.

"Thanks a lot. Real boast of confidence Maxwell." Sandy said, sarcasm lacing her voice. She walked into the kitchen & noticed Kether laying on the table. Thinking he didn't notice her she began muttering, "God, what is UP with Maxwell?"

"What did he do this time?" Kether asked, sitting up.

Sandy jumped & nearly shrieked but saw it was just Kether. "You scared me!"

"Yeah but answer my question!" Kether said.

"Oh… he just… forgot my birthday." Sandy said.

"How could a boyfriend forget his girlfriend's birthday for the love of god?" Kether asked.

"Hey, it's not like you got me a birthday present!" Sandy shot back, feeling the need to defend her boyfriend, even though she totally agreed with him.

"Oh really? What's this then?" Kether tossed a box over to Sandy.

Sandy opened it & gasped. It was a golden chain with a gold dragon pendant on it. There was a ruby in the middle of it. But instead of making her feel better, it half made her feel worse! "Do you like it?" Kether asked.

"I, I, love it." Sandy said, giving him a soft kiss on the lips.

"Are you okay?"

"You mean am I really okay?" Sandy asked.

Kether nodded.

"Well based on the fact my best friend just invited the whole state of California to my birthday part, half the people, no more then half, most of the people don't know who I am, my best friend was making out with my brother, my other best friend seemed more interested in her new boyfriend then me, & my boyfriend forgot to buy me a present, no forgot my birthday I would say… I'M NOT OKAY! I PROMISE!"

Kether was about to say something but accidentally put his hand on the radio, turning it on.

"Well if you wanted honesty,
That's all you had to say"

Sandy & Kether both laughed. "I never want to let you down or have you go,
It's better off this way!" Sandy sang.

"For all the dirty looks,
The photographs your boyfriend took," Kether sang, grabbing Sandy's waist & twirling her out in the center of the dance floor (When Kether had hit the radio, it affected the speakers at the party & made that song play).

"Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?" Sandy & Kether sang.

Sandy was almost over come by laughter but kept singing. "I'm not okay,
I'm not okay,
I'm not okay,
You wear me out." They both sang.

"what'll it take to show you that it's not the life it seems?
(I'm not okay)
I've told you time and time again, you say the words" Kether sang.

"But don't know what it means
(I'm not okay)
To be a joke and look
Another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook for the last time," Sandy sang.

"Take a good hard look!" they both sang.

By this time they had become the center of attention on the dance floor.

"I'm not okay,
I'm not okay,
I'm not okay,
You wear me out." They both sang.

"Forget about the dirty looks,
The photographs your boyfriend took,
You said you'd read me like a book,"

"But the pages all are torn and frayed!" Sandy sang.

"I'm okay...
I'm okay!" Kether sang.

"I'm okay, now
(I'm okay, now)
But you really need to listen to me, because I'm telling you the truth I mean this.
I'm okay!" Sandy sang.

"Trust me." Kether said.

"I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Well, I'm not okay,
I'm not o-fucking-Kay !
I'm not okay,
I'm not okay!" the both finished. Kether was dipping Sandy back for the end of the dance.

"WHAT do you think your doing with him?" Maxwell demanded.

Sandy then put her head in her hands & started doing something that sounded like crying.

"Sandy?" Kether tapped her, "Sandy I'm sorry. Sandy! Please don't cry!"

Sandy looked up & he realized she was laughing. Kether started laughing too.

"WHAT WERE YOU DOING?" Maxwell demanded again.

But he never got an answer because Sandy & Kether had fallen on top of each other on the floor, laughing.

Reason Number Six: He Didn't Remember My Birthday