A/N: I am getting so much writer's block on this story it's not even funny! But here you have it people, chapter seven! Review please. Oh yeah! The amusement park thing was Dono trio's idea! So the plot of the story was The Dono Trio's idea! claps
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Thanks to...
Stitch Phantom: I'm pretty sure I already answered this but of course you can have Kether for Bad Boy Meets Good Girl! Thanks for reviewing!
Angel73: It was? Thanks! I hope this one is good too. And yes, it's freaky, we like ALL the same singers & bands! Wait, do you like Shakira? I love her! LOL. Thanks for reviewing!
Lupyne: Well, good luck with your story! Thanks for reviewing.
Mel-Girl: I hope you update your fics soon. Alright, I hope you like this chapter. Thanks for reviewing!
Moonshine101: Whatsong? It was I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance. DUH! And 200 people do go to my school... maybe, but I don't know all of them! LOL. Thanks for reviewing!
cappayandpashy4ever: YEAH THERE WAS A LOT OF YELLNG! SO THANKS FOR REVIEWING!
Ringa Ham: Hey yeah, this whole story is like a song fic! Well there's a coughShakiracough song in this chapter! LOL. I agree with you but if I went by that, it would screw up the story! LOL. Well, thanks for reviewing.
Silverangel223: Look, I totally agree! She should. But if she did, it would screw up the story! And that wouldn't be good, now would it? But thanks for reviewing!
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Crystalgurl101: Yeah, I agree. LOL. I'm bored. I'm listening to this song about boredom too. I dun know why you'd care though. But anyway, I'm glad you liked it. THANKS FOR REVIEWING!
The Bunny Queen: I agree! I never liked him either. Thanks for reviewing!
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A/N: Now finally! On with the friggin' story!
"Sit
around and watch the tube,but nothing's on
Change the channels
for an hour or two"
Sandy was sitting on her couch, bored to death & flipping channels on the TV. Stan was on a date with Pashmina so she had the whole house to herself. And she was bored out of her mind.
"Twiddle
my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In
a house with unlocked doors
And I'm fucking lazy"
She flipped over on her side. "Uh, I hate this." she muttered. She flipped over on her other side, "I wish Kether was here. Wait, what did I just say?"
"Bite
my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn
bored I'm going blind!
And I smell like shit"
"Why do I want him here? Wait, I just wish anyone was here!" Sandy practically screamed. She was almost in tears she was so bored. She started half laughing half crying out of boredom.
"Peel
me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do
it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors
from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And I
lost the key"
Sandy was staring at the phone, praying it
would ring & still flipping channels. "God, I must be in
hell. This is what hell is." she said.
"Bite
my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn
bored I'm going blind!
And I smell like shit"
"Great way to start out the day don't you think?" Sandy said to the newscaster on TV, "TO BE TRAPPED IN A HELL OF BOREDOM!" she yelled, throwing pillows at the TV.
"I
GOT NO MOTIVATION
WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION
NO TIME FOR THE
MOTIVATION
SMOKING MY INSPIRATION"
"Couldn't someone die or somethin'? That wouldn't be boring!" Sandy said to the newscaster, "Or couldn't someon throw a handgrenade in here so I could run out & tell everyone about my adventure?"
"Sit
around and watch the phone,but no one's calling
Call me pathetic,
call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she
don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking lazy"
"Don't they even assign homework?" Sandy yelled, "AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN SCHOOL?"
"Bite
my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn
bored
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite
my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some
say,"Quit or I'll go blind."
But it's just a myth"
"I wish Kether would call." Sandy said.
All of a sudden the phone rang. Sandy picked it up before the first ring had even finished. "Hey, this is Sandy?" she said.
"Hey Sandy! It's Kether!" a guy's voice on the other end of the line said.
"So that's all I freaking had to say the whole time?" Sandy yelled, forgetting Kether was still on line, "I wish I had a million dollars." nothing happned. "Just checking."
"What?" Kether asked.
"Never mind. Now what is it?" Sandy asked, turning the TV off.
"Well, I'm inviting everyone to come to the amusement park with me!" Kether said.
"REALLY?" Sandy asked.
"Not if you have other plans or anything..." Kether said.
"NO! I don't!" Sandy said, "Is Maxwell coming?"
"I asked but he said he didn't want to." Kether said.
"He is so boring." Sandy, who was still pissed off about the other day, said. (I'm sorry, I don't feel like writing about Maxwell in this chapter so he won't be in it)
"So your coming?" Kether asked.
"Yeah." Sandy said, "I can't wait. I'll be dressed &..."
"Meet me at the park, everyone else will be there." Kether said.
"Okay,
see you then."
"Bye."
"Bye."
"YES!" Kether said, jumping up in the air as soon as Sandy hung up. He quickly regained himself & looked in the mirror to check his make-up & hair. "Shoot, I just smudged my eyeliner." he muttered.
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Sandy was wearing a short black skirt & a red tank top. Her two favorite colors. She had her hair tied up in the red ribbon she'd used a Bijou's pool party. She started to drive over to Kether's house with Shakira's & Whycleff Jean's Hips Don't Lie blasting over the radio.
"Oh
baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be
wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body"
"Do I like him?" Sandy wondered. (Well duh! God Sandy, how dumb can you get?)
"And
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to
feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see
baby, this is perfection"
"Does he like me?" Sandy wondered, almost side swiping a car. (Apparently dumber...)
"Hey
Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And
I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing"
"I'm losing this bet aren't I?" Sandy said out loud.
"And
when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way
you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way
you right and left it
So you can keep on taking it"
"Love sucks!" she said angrily.
"I
never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man
want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira"
"Because I'm a good girl, he's a bad boy! WE JUST DON'T CLICK!" Sandy yelled.
"Oh
baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be
wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body"
"Lady, who are you talking to?" said some guy in the car next to her.
"And
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting
to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby
asi es perfecto"
Sandy was so mad she didn't answer.
"Oh
I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to
feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see
baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira"
She realized she was at the amusement park & swerved into the parking lot.
"Oh
boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I
don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a
plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail
now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's
a bit too hard to explain "
She cut off the radio. "I hate that song." she muttered.
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Sandy walked in, in search of her friends. But on the way she smelled roasted almonds so she walked over to the stand & bumped right into one of the people she was looking for.
"Kether?" Sandy asked.
"Ah, apparentally I'm not the only one with an odd almond craving!" Kether said.
Sandy laughed. After they both got their almonds they walked off in search of everyone. "HEY! OVER HERE!" Pashmina yelled, jumping up & down waving her hand.
"I'M HERE TOO!" Stan yelled, who was standing there with his hair spiked & holding hands with Pashmina.
Kether laughed. "How could we miss you & your big fat mouth Stan?" he asked.
"You-HEY!" Stan said.
Kether & Sandy laughed.
"Stan!" Sandy scolded, "Didn't mom tell you not to spike your hair?"
"Sandy! I didn't tell her!" Stan said.
"Well how are you going to explain it? 'Mom I'm so sorry but someone pointed a gun to my head & ordered me to do it & said they'd shoot me if I didn't'?" Sandy demanded.
"Not a bad idea..." Stan said, "HEY!"
Kether & Pashmina were laughing as the siblings squabled.
"I'm going to say the rollarcoasters wind blew my hair this way!" Stan said.
By now Bijou & Draco & Penelope & Cappy had came over.
"Hey everyone!" Bijou said, waving.
"'Lo Bijou!" Sandy said, "What do you guys want to go on first?"
"We could try an extreme thriller rollarcoster!" Pashmina suggested, wrapping her leg around Stan's & rubbing.
"Aww, but it will mess up my spikes." Stan whined.
Pashmina whispered something to him that sounded a lot like 'if you do this for me, we can screw later'. Stan smiled & kissed her & she rubbed his leg harder.
"Can you two please quit acting so horny?" Penelope asked.
"And Stan, if the rollarcoster will mess up your spikes, how would you tell mom that that's what gave them to you?" Sandy giggled.
Stan glared at her & started rubbing Pashmina's upper leg.
"WILL YOU TWO STOP IS PLEASE?" Sandy & Penelope yelled at them.
"Touche, touche." Stan said.
"Stan, do it or I swear I will tell mom about the spikes!" Sandy said.
"Okay, okay," Stan said, reluctantly taking his hands away from Pashmina's thighes & they unwound their legs.
"So, is it the rollarcoster?" Sandy asked.
Everyone nodded.
"What about that one?" Sandy asked, pointing to one with a HUGE hill, three loops, & several medium ones.
"HELL NO!" Penelope & Bijou yelled, "We'll stay down here!"
Draco looked down sheepishly & sat next to Bijou.
"Hide me." Cappy said, hiding behind Penelope.
"There's something me & Pashmina have to do!" Stan said, him & Pashmina rushing off to the bathrooms.
"Isn't anyone...?" Sandy started to whine.
"I'll go on with you Sandy." Kether said.
"YAY." Sandy said.
"Okay, we'll meet you guys back down here." Kether said, putting his arm around Sandy's shoulders.
As the two teenagers walked to the line, Sandy recieving several jealous glares from random girls she went to school with. "What are they jealous of?" Sandy wondered out loud.
"That your with such a punk hottie like me." Kether laughed. He was wearing black pants with his usual chains (duh), a short-sleeved black shirt, & a red & black striped tie. And, of course, his usual make-up.
Sandy stopped walking & stared at him.
"I was joking!" Kether said.
"Yeah, but I think your right. They think your my boyfriend." Sandy said.
"Which I'm not, right?" Kether said.
"Right." Sandy said slowly.
They had reached the line by now & started waiting. He still had his arm on her shoulder. "Your a good armrest." he said to break the silence.
"Thanks." Sandy said.
"Now your supposed to compliment me." Kether pointed out.
"What am I supposed to say?" Sandy asked.
"Anything that sounds the slightest bit like a compliment." Kether said, starting to drink his Dr. Pepper.
"Well, your a good armrester." Sandy said.
Kether nearly spit out his drink to laugh. "I was going for something more original," he said, "But that'll do."
"You know," said the geeky guy in front of them, "Your a cute couple."
Kether choked on his Dr. Pepper. "cough-cough-cough-cough-cough." Kether coughed.
The guy looked like he wonderd what he had possibly done to make this rockstar wannabe choke on his soda.
"It's just," Sandy said, noticing his worried expression, "We're not a couple."
"Oh, I'm sorry!" he said, "You two just looked so cute together, I just assumed... I'm sorry."
"It's okay." Sandy said, "I'm Sandy." she extended her hand.
He shook it."I'm Tim." he said.
"Nice to meet you Tim." Sandy said warmly.
"I'm Kether." said Kether, who had finally finished his coughing fit, "Kether Harding." he extended his hand.
"Tim." Tim said, extending his hand.
Kether high-fived him instead.
"Ow." Tim said, clutching his hand.
"Hey Keth," Sandy said, "do you know what song I heard while driving in the car today?"
"Ladies up in here tonight." Tim started singing.
"That one?" Kether guessed.
"Exactly! How did you know?" Sandy asked.
"Lucky
guess." Kether said, then he started singing for some strange
reason, "No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in
here
No fighting, no fighting
Sandra, Sandra"
The girls in line swooned. But everyone was watching them. (music had just magically come on or somethin', go with me here!)
"I
never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man
wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa
(si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Sandra, Sandra."
"Oh
baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise
and keep on
Reading the signs of my body" Sandy started
singing.
Shouts of: "Hey look at that pretty girl & that goth guy!"
"HEY!" Kether yelled, "I'M NOT GOTH!"
Sandy:
"And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm
starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't
you see baby, this is perfection"
Kether:
"Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me
crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you
dancing
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody
cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so
unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on
shaking it
I never really knew that she could dance like
this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si),
bonita (si), mi casa (si, Sandra, Sandra), su casa
Sandra, Sandra"
Sandy:
"Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So
be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
And I'm on
tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel
you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es
perfecto
Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I
am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the
tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection"
Kether: "Sandra, Sandra"
Sandy: "Oh boy I can see your
body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know
what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self
restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what
I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to
explain"
Kether: "Baila en la calle de noche
Baila
en la calle de da
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en
la calle de da
I never really knew that she could dance
like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama
(si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Sandra,
Sandra"
Sandy:
"Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me
hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body"
Kether: "Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia
Mira en Barranquilla se baila as, say
it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila as
Yeah
She's so
sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from
a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for
Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch
us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical
transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas
'cause we own our own boats"
Sandy:
"I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel
you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is
perfecto
Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't
lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the
tension
Baby, like this is perfection"
Kether:
"No fighting
No fighting"
Everyone burst into applause. "Hey, guys," Tim said, "It's the end of the line, hey, do you want to sit my me?"
"Sure!" Sandy & Kether agreed, getting on the rollarcoster next to Tim.
Sandy squeezed Kether's hand.
As the rollarcoster started Sandy was saying to Tim & Kether, "I used to be afraid of rollarcosters. But when I was ten, my aunt took me on one & I've been an avid fan ever since!"
"Yeah, I'm the high-school geek." Tim said.
"Oh yeah, aren't you the one that always raises his hand in math?" Kether asked.
"Yeah, & aren't you the one who always pisses the teacher off & pals around with StAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!" Tim finished, because at that moment they started to go downhill.
"YEAH!" Kether managed to shout before they went through a loop. Kether & Stan looked like their heads might explode while Sandy was screaming & laughing.
"SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S HAVING FUN!" Tim yelled to Kether.
"YEAH!" Kether agreed, before they went down another hill.
"OH MY GOD, I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" Sandy screamed, while going down hill.
"OR NOT!" Tim yelled.
"YEAH!" Kether said.
"GOOD THING THE OTHER GIRLS DIDN'T COOOOOOOOOOOOOME OONNNNNNNNNNNN!" they went through another loop.
After the ride was over Kether & Tim staggered off. "Uh, I'm going to be sick." Kether said.
"Ditto." said Tim.
"YAAAAAAAAY!" Sandy screamed, "That was SO much fun!"
"WHAT?" Kether & Tim screamed, both forgetting to say jynx.
"Jynx." Sandy said for them, "Yeah, I mean wasn't that the most awesome ride you've ever been on?"
"I think I'm going to be even more sick." Kether said.
"Ditto." Tim agreed.
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After the three (Tim is hanging out with them now) of them met up with the rest of their friends, they noticed Bijou & the rest had made a new friends. The new girl had a little past shoulder length brownish blonde hair. She was wearing a denim mini skirt, a lavender top, & a denim jacket & a big pair of white sunglasses.
"Hey, this is Annie!" Draco said, "I knew her in fifth grade & now we just happened to run into each other!"
"Hi, I'm Tim!" Tim said.
Annie laughed as Tim started talking to Kether. "He's cute." she told Bijou, "Who is he?"
"I don't know." Bijou said, "Kether & Sandy just met him."
"Hey guys," Stan said, who was rubbing Pashmina's, who was giggling, upper leg once again.
"You are sick Stan." Sandy said.
"HEY!" Stan said, "Now I won't tell you my idea."
"YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!" Sandy yelled at him. It drove her NUTS not knowing something!
"Only if you apologize." Stan said.
"I'm sorry I called you sick Stan." Sandy said.
"And if you let me rub Pashmina whenever I want." Stan said.
Sandy looked disgusted. "Fine." she said, "Now what's the idea?"
"There wasn't one."
"STAN!"
"Just joking! Geez. My idea was to go in the tunnel of love."
"That sounds nice." Bijou said.
Slowly everyone agreed.
When they got there Stan & Pashmina immeidately got each other, Bijou & Draco got each other, & Penelope got Cappy. Annie paired with Tim. "I guess I'll go on with you, right Sandy?" Kether asked.
"Yeah." Sandy said.
"I just hope the water doesn't screw up my mascara." Kether muttered.
Sandy laughed.
When they were on Sandy observed something. "It's romantic." she said idily.
"No really? DUH!" Kether said.
"Hey Kether, your mascara is screwed up!" Sandy said.
Kether swore & flipped open a mirror in two seconds to see. "No it's not." he said.
"I know," Sandy said, "I just wanted to see what you would do if you thought it was!"
"Why you-" Kether started to say but was startled by a large SPLASH!
"What was that?" Sandy asked.
"I'M OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" came Pashmina's voice.
Sandy & Kether looked at each other & started laughing.
When they got off, they saw Pashmina soaked to the bone.
"I'm drenched!" she whined, "I should go get changed."
Stan caught her around the word & whispered something loud enough for Sandy to hear, "Don't. The water makes you look sexier babe."
Sandy rolled her eyes.
Reason Seven: He's boring.
A/N: Sooo, there's the seventh chapter! What did you think?