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CHAPTER 4: Wanna Be The Cause Of A Fight.
December 25th 10am Eastern Standard Time.
The two grown women rolled on the floor fighting with each other. Joanne tried to get Maureen off of Allison, but it didn't work. Everyone gathered around the cat fight.
"KICK HER ASS MOM." Elsie screamed.
Allison rolled on top of Maureen and started punching her.
"BOO!" Scotty yelled at Allison.
Collins pulled Allison up and Joanne helped Maureen up. Maureen let go and kicked Allison in her stomach and punched her in the face.
"Damn Mo." Collins, Mimi and Mickey said.
This time Roger held Maureen back.
"What the fuck is your problem?" Mimi asked.
"Are these little bastards Benny's?" Allison asked.
"Oh hell no. My kids are not bastards" Joanne said walking towards Allison.
Angel held her back.
"You didn't know about our one night stand?" Maureen asked wiping her mouth.
"No, I received a letter from a friend of mine." Allison said with a disgusted look on her face.
"Who?" They all said.
"This is some Jerry Springer shit." Collins said lighting his joint.
Mimi yanked the blunt out of his mouth.
"Not in front of the kids…..We'll light it up later." Mimi said winking at him.
"I cant believe this…He said he would never cheat on me." Allison said sadly.
Everyone tried to hold back their laughter.
"That's a damn lie." Collins said breaking the silence.
"What?" Allison asked with a confused look on her face.
"Come on guys. Lets go in Tory's room and I'll tell you the story about the Power Rangers going against the Backstreet Boys." Max said leading the kids out of the room.
"I hope the Power Rangers win." Victoria said.
"Has my Benjamin cheated on me more then once?" Allison asked.
"Once, Twice….Hell five hundred times." Mark said nervously.
"With who?"
"Me." Mimi spoke first. " We dated for a few months till I found out he was married. Then I dumped his ass."
"I just sleep with him once and we don't remember anything because we were fucking drunk." Maureen said in a rude tone.
"He's been with a good amount of women." Roger said.
"I sleep with him once." Mickey said quietly.
"WHAT?" They all said in shock.
"It was just once." Mickey said looking down.
"When?" Mark asked in a hurt tone.
"It was a few weeks after I moved here." Mickey explained.
"That's why we got free rent that month." Roger realized.
"How come you never told me?" Mark asked in a frustrated tone.
"It meant nothing to me." Mickey said.
"I think I should go…… Maureen I am very sorry. I should be kicking Benjamin's ass instead of yours." Allison said walking out the door.
"You got that right." Maureen said as Allison shut the door.
"Happy Birthday, Jesus." Collins said shaking his head.
(At the loft)
December 25th 10pm Eastern Standard Time.
"Mark, can you please say something to me?" Mickey begged as they walked in the loft.
"Mom, why is dad not talking to you?" Luke asked.
"Mom made a bad mistake and dad is upset." Mickey said glaring at Mark.
"I'll go to my room so you two can talk." Luke said walking to his room.
Mickey put Sami in her room and walked back into the living room.
"You want me to talk? Ok. I'll talk." Mark snapped. "Why didn't you tell me you and Benny slept together?" Mark said with anger in his voice.
"Because I thought it would have ruined our friendship. You were already getting pissed that I had a boyfriend. Imagine how you would have reacted when you found out I fucked your old collage roommate." Mickey said.
"Did he know about your HIV?" Mark asked.
"Yes and he said he was cool with it."
"Did you have feelings for him?"
"No."
"I cant believe you slept with him."
"It wasn't when we were together….just forget about it."
"But still…I tell you everything." Mark said in an angry tone.
"You tell everything?" Mickey asked.
"Yes, everything."
"Tell me about the dreams your having that keep you up at night."
"I told you its about clowns." Mark lied.
"Here we go with the fucking clowns again."
Mickey threw her arms in the air.
"You know I'm scared of clowns." Mark said.
"Yes I know you are, but your not telling me the truth."
"I don't want to talk about this. I'm not done talking about Benny." Mark protested
"Mark, this happened years ago. Why are you making this out of a cold case that you need to solve. I didnt know who Benny was at the time andI made a mistake."
"Is he better then me?" Mark asked.
Mickey gave him the look he hated to see on her face..
"I'm sorry honey." Mark said looking into his wife's eyes.
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you about it." Mickey said looking into his eyes.
Mark put his camera on the desk and walked towards the bedroom.
"You coming to bed, Mrs. Cohen?" Mark asked raising his eyes brows giving her the special signal.
"With pleasure, Mr. Cohen." Mickey said smiling.
"Oh, I'll show you pleasure."
"Copy cat." Mickey said laughing
Mark walked over to her, he picked her up and carried her to the bedroom.
(At Maureen and Joanne's)
December 26th 2am Eastern Standard Time.
"Pookie!" Maureen whispered.
Maureen couldn't sleep and was trying to wake Joanne up.
"Pookie!" Maureen whispered again.
She began to shake Joanne.
"What?" Joanne asked half sleep.
"I'm hungry." Maureen whined.
"Ok, why are telling me?" Joanne asked.
"Because, I want pizza." Maureen said.
"All the pizza places are closed…now leave me alone and go to sleep." Joanne said rolling over on her stomach.
"The pizza place on West 33rd is opened 24 hours." Maureen whined.
"I have a much better idea." Joanne said with her eyes closed.
"Whats that?"
"There's this place called a 'kitchen' and its right here in the house. All you got to do is get out of bed, walk down the hallway, and make a left." Joanne said dryly.
"You are so sexy when you're a smart ass." Maureen said in a seductive voice.
"Maureen, you are not seducing me at 2 A.M in the morning." Joanne said firmly.
"Its worked plenty of times before."
"That's when I didn't have to wake up at 7am and go to work."
"Fuck work."
"You must be really hungry." Joanne said.
"Yes and I want pizza."
"NO!"
"YES!" Maureen said.
"Ok, we'll get your damn pizza, but you have to order the meat lovers." Joanne said with a smirk on her face.
"You've got to be fucking me?" Maureen said glaring at Joanne.
"I'm not tonight." Joanne said with a smile.
Maureen got up and pulled Joanne out of bed, she went in the kids room and woke them up.
(On the street)
"Mom, I can call child services on you for this." Elise complained.
"You don't even know the number to the poison control center." Scotty said rolling his eyes.
"Shut up prick."
"Watch your mouth." Joanne said quickly.
"Sorry momma." Elsie said innocently.
When they got to the pizza place, Maureen pranced over to the cash register.
"El, do you want anything?"
"No." Elise replied giving her mom a tiered look.
"Scotty, how about you?" Maureen asked.
"No mom, I might get heart burn." Scotty said in a serious voice.
"You are to much like your dad." Maureen said shaking her head. " Pookie, do you want anything?"
"To go home and go back to sleep." Joanne said sitting at the table.
"AMEN TO THAT MOMMA." Scotty and Elise said sitting with her.
"Ok, I'll have a large meat lovers." Maureen said excitingly.
Maureen came to the table with the pizza box in her hand. Elise and Scott backed away from her.
"What's wrong?" Maureen asked smiling.
"Your eating meat." Scotty said stunned.
"You never eat meat." Elise said with a look of disbelief on her face.
Maureen and Joanne laughed. Angel and Max walked in the pizza place.
"Hey guys." Maureen said cheerfully.
"Hey chicas." Angel said smiling.
"What are you guys doing here?" Joanne asked.
"Dad had to much to drink, so we came here to give him some time alone." Max said laughing.
"Want some?" Maureen asked shoving the pizza in Max's face.
Max took a bite out of it and sat next to Scotty.
"Hey little man." Max said smiling at Scotty.
"Hey X."
Scotty was the only one in the bohemian family who called Max, X.
"I hope Mark and Shelly are ok?" Angel said.
"I'm sure those two are having hot…"
"Not in front of the kids, Maureen." Joanne said firmly.
"You know what I mean…..did anyone notice Roger's gray hair today?" Maureen asked changing the subject.
"Yeah, Mimi said he's been having a heart attack." Angel said laughing.
"I think its gotten grayer since he cut it." Joanne pointed out.
"Me too." Angel and Maureen said.
"I also noticed that Mark hasn't shaved in weeks." Joanne said.
"That weird, Mark use to shave every morning religiously, you should have seen him on days he forgot to, he would freak like a bitch." Maureen said laughing.
Angel and Joanne laughed.
"I'm worried about him." Maureen said
"I am too. Mickey told me that he doest sleep a lot." Joanne said.
"That's what she told me." Angel said.
"I think I should talk to him." Maureen said.
"Its not going to work, he wont even open up Shelly." Angel said sadly.
"Oh, I'll make him talk." Maureen said smiling.
"You do not have mine or Mickey's permission to sleep with Mark."
"I wasn't going to sleep with him. I have a better idea." Maureen said giving an evil grin.
A/N: What is Maureen going to do? REVIEW! NO FLAMERS.