A/N: Phweee! I'm back! Sorry for the slow updates, I have a good amount of fics I need to finish before I start anymore. That's easier said than done with me, so I've been doing oneshots to compensate! Hm, but there's still A new threat, Obsessions, World of darkness, Attachments, Winds of change, That's what girls do, and several others I have to finish! I'm in over my head…(sigh) That's six fics, plus the ones I forgot to mention! Anyway, I guess I brought it on myself for trying to outdo KousukeAsazuki. On with the fic…
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Yuki tried to ignore the quiet rantings of Kyo, he really did. But by the time they'd arrived at the store, it felt like he wanted to shatter everyone's image of him and punch the annoying cat in plain view! "Please, please shut up." He moaned quietly to Kyo as they entered the store. "I'm begging you…just shut up for ten minutes." Already, his head was pounding.
He made his way to an aisle that held the over the counter medicines and grabbed a bottle of Aspirin, silently thanking the people who made such a wonderful reliever. 'Now all I need is a mallet to knock Kyo out with.' He thought to himself. Honestly, did the boy ever shut up long enough to even take a breath in between sentences?
Kyo, however was proving that theory to be false. It was made clear by now that he really didn't take a breath in between rantings. "Come on! You're too slow, you damn rat! Hurry it up! I want to get home!" he complained.
Yuki let out a sigh and turned to a nearby stock-boy. "Excuse me? I was curious to know if you sell mallets here. Poison, perhaps?" he asked with a forced smile. (Sorry, I couldn't help it!)
The young man stared at the grey-haired teenager. "Uh…No, sorry." He shook his head.
Yuki wasn't satisfied with the man's answer. "Oh. I see. Well, do you sell rope, or chains would be nice…" he trailed off, hoping that if he couldn't kill Kyo, he could at least tie him up and maybe leave him on some train tracks…
Again, the man shook his head. "Sorry. But if you really need that, there's an S&M store right down the street." He told the boy, thinking he was into that kind of stuff.
Yuki turned pale. 'Oh god! Does he think…?' he panicked. "Oh, no. I was just…I mean…forgive me." He sighed and turned to leave the aisle as quickly as possible, get his items, and be done with all of this.
"Gee, Yuki. Kyo sneered. "Never knew you were into that kind of stuff." Kyo taunted the frustrated boy.
"Shut up." The embarrassed Sohma replied as a blush made its presence known. He heard Kyo laugh and taunt him even more.
"Just wait till your little fanclub hears about this! Prince Yuki is a masochist!"
"I said shut up! (Holy crap, I just got de ja vu! I feel like I've written this before! How weird…) Yuki growled and glared at the annoying boy, wishing that he could evaporate Kyo into thin air.
The cat instantly shut his mouth, not liking that look on the angered boy's face.
"Just get whatever it is that you want and hurry it up, before I leave you here to rot." Yuki said in annoyance, walking off to gather the rest of the items on his list.
"Tch. What crawled up his ass and died?" Kyo frowned and walked a few aisles down and stared at the numerous cat toys hanging on the shelves.
A/N: I hate to stop it here, but I have so many things I have to work on. Plus, I wanted you all to reflect on Kyo's secret obsessions! Hm, what will happen to him if he continues to piss off poor Yuki? He's already got Haru wanting to rip his head off! Leave reviews on how you think I should torture him!