CHAPTER 6: Will I?
January 7th 6pm Eastern Standard Time
(NYPD)
Roger was running his face over the cell bars when Mickey and Joanne walked in.
"Where's Collins?" Joanne asked.
"Who?" Roger asked.
This time he was trying to squeeze his face between the bars.
"Collins?" Mickey asked laughing.
Roger pointed over to Collins, he was jumping on and off the bench.
"These two are really high." Joanne said as her and Mickey shook there heads.
The guard unlocked the cell and Roger danced out. Collins jumped off the bench and fell on his face.
"Damn." The four of them said.
The guard helped Collins off the floor. When they got to the car, Angel was in the backseat with her arms crossed and Mimi was sitting on the trunk of the car smoking a cigarette. They put Collins in the backseat with Angel and he went to sleep.
"What's your name and number?" Roger asked Angel in a flirty tone.
Mimi smacked him in the back of the head.
"Owww."
Mimi started yelling at him in Spanish, he covered his ears.
"What the hell is she saying?" Roger yelled.
"Do you really want me to translate?" Mickey asked.
"Um…yes."
"She says you are a complete dumbfuck and if she didn't love you so much she would divorce your stupid ass and…… I'm not going to say the rest." Mickey said trying not to laugh.
The car ride to Mimi and Roger's was very interesting. Roger got home and went straight to bed and they all had to drag Collins in the house when they dropped him and Angel off at their house.
(Maureen and Joanne's)
January 7th 7pm Eastern Standard Time
Joanne walked in the house and Scotty and Elise were sitting on the couch quitely.
"What did you two do?" Joanne asked.
"We didn't do anything." Elsie said.
"It was.." Scotty pointed down the hallway.
Joanne saw the bathroom door shut and opened it to find Maureen looking in the mirror.
"Honey, what's going on?"
Maureen turned around and stuck her tongue out, it was swollen and had something in the middle.
"I ied u ierce my uonge." Maureen tried say.
"Oh my God." Joanne said rolling her eyes.
(At the hospital)
Mimi, Victoria, Mickey holding Sami, and Luke walked in the waiting room and found Angel, Elsie, Scotty, and Max sitting down.
"What happened?" Mimi asked.
"Maureen tried to pierce her tongue." Angel said laughing.
"What is it with her and piercing?" Mimi asked.
"I have no fucking clue." Mickey said.
"Ucking?" Sami said.
Mimi and Angel started laughing. Mickey was in complete shock.
"Mark is going to kill you." Mimi said laughing.
"How am I going to tell him our daughters first word is 'fucking'?" Mickey said dryly.
"Ucking?" Sami said laughing.
"No, no, don't say that. Mommy bad." Mickey said in a baby voice.
"Ucking?" She repeated for the third time.
"I remember your first word was 'cock'." Mimi said to her sister.
"Cock!" Sami said laughing.
"Thank you very much, Aunt Meems." Mickey said glaring.
"Sorry."
"Mom, what was my first word?" Victoria asked.
"Woger." Mimi said gigging. " Your dad and I were arguing and I yelled his name and then you repeated after me."
"Cool."
"Mom, what was my first word?" Luke asked.
"Amera." Mickey said smiling.
"My first word was camera?" Luke asked excitingly.
"Yes, and it made your dad was very happy." Mickey said.
Joanne walked down the hall laughing.
"What happened?" Angel asked.
"Her tongue is infected." Joanne said laughing.
"Where is she?" Elise asked.
"She's coming. Whatever you do…don't laugh when she talks." Joanne informed.
Maureen came up to the group pouting.
"How are you, Mom?" Scotty asked innocently.
"Ine." Maureen said sadly.
"What?" Elise asked trying not to laugh.
"Ine."
"What?" This time Mimi played along.
"INE!" Maureen said frustrated.
"We are going to have so much fun at home." Elsie said to Victoria.
"Aunt Mo, do you need anything?" Max asked.
"O."
"What?" Max asked with a smile.
"O!"
Everyone laughed and Maureen flipped them off.
(Roger and Mimi's)
8pm Eastern Standard Time
"Roger, get off of my foot." Mark demanded.
"Don't leave." Roger begged.
"You just pissed on my pant leg. Why the hell would I want to stay?"
"I thought you were the toilet." Roger admitted.
"You are so fucking high." Mark said.
"Doesn't it take you back to the old days? Remember, the days when I had long blond hair and you had didn't have a beard? The days when we were both single? The days when we didn't have kids?" Roger asked dramatically.
" Yes, Roger." Mark answered laughing.
"La vie boheme?" Roger said.
"Roger, I remember."
"I think, I'll let go now."
"Thank you, now let me go home and change cloths."
When Mark reached for the door, Mimi and Victoria walked in.
"Hey Mark, What happened to your pants?" Mimi asked.
"Your husband pissed on me." Mark said.
"DAMMIT ROGER…Tory go to your room. I need to talk to your Dad."
"No problem, talk to him as long as you want, Madre." Victoria said going to her room.
"I'll see you later." Mark said leaving.
Mark shut the door and Mimi sat on the floor with Roger.
"Hi." Roger said smiling.
"I cant believe you went out and got arrested."
"It wasn't my fault I had a busted tail light." Roger said in an angry tone.
Mimi gave him the 'you dumb ass' look.
"Why do they have to stop people for stupid reasons?" Roger asked.
"So they can catch stupid people like you." Mimi said.
"Very funny." Roger said sarcastically.
"Let me take you to bed." Mimi said getting up.
"Will it involve me getting naked?" Roger asked with one eye opened and the other one shut.
"No." Mimi said laughing.
(At Collins and Angel's)
Angel and Max walked in to find Collins asleep on the kitchen counter.
"Is Dad going to be ok?" Max asked.
"Yeah, he just got a hold of a bad bag…that's all." Angel said as they walked to the couch.
Collins woke up and fell off the counter.
"SHIT!" Collins said as he got off the floor.
"Hey honey, how you filling?" Angel asked.
"Much better since I got some sleep. What happened?"
"You got arrested." Max said.
"Oh that's right…the cop originally pulled us over because Roger had a busted tail light, but noticed we were smoking pot and cuffed us. that's all I remember." Collins said grinning.
"Roger's in pretty bad shape, he started flirting with me and asked for my number." Angel said.
"That boy never knew how to smoke pot right." Collins said shaking his head.
(At the loft)
January 7th 9:30pm Eastern Standard Time.
Mark walked in and saw Mickey asleep on the couch, he walked over to her and kissed her on the lips.
"Hey, where were you?" Mickey asked.
"I got you a present." Mark said proudly.
"What is that…smell?" Mickey asked sniffing around.
"Oh shit, that's were Roger pissed on me." Mark said getting up.
"Eww!"
"I know." Mark said leaving the room.
He came back wearing a pair of sweat pants and a t-shirt.
"Where were we?" He asked sitting on the couch.
He put her legs on his lap.
"You were about to give me a present." Mickey said smiling.
Mark got the bag of the table and handed her a box, she opened the box and saw one ear ring.
"Mark, where's the other one?" Mickey asked.
"Its not for your ears." Mark said.
"I thought you didn't like my new piercing." Mickey said with a confused look on her face.
"I thought about it and I think its kind of sexy." Mark said shyly.
Mickey started laughing and he blushed.
"That is the first time I've heard you use the word sexy." Mickey said laughing.
"If you don't want to wear it, its ok with me."
"Oh no, if Mark Cohen thinks a nipple piercing is sexy, then I'm keeping it."
"Its only sexy on you." Mark said climbing on top of her.
She ran her hands up his shirt and they began making out on the couch, they stopped when they heard Luke's door open.
"Hey kiddo." Mark said sitting up.
"Dad, can I talk to you and Mom for a minute?" Luke asked.
"Sure." Mickey said.
Mickey sat up and scooted over so Luke could sit between them.
"Is there something bothering you?" Mark asked.
"I'm kind of upset that Santa didn't get me one of the presents I wanted." Luke said sadly.
"What did you want?" Mickey asked playing with his dark blond hair.
"A camera."
Mickey and Mark looked at each other.
"I talked to Santa and he said he wanted to wait till you were older." Mark said.
"Why?" Luke asked his Mom.
"I think that's something your Dad has to explain."
"There's a lot of responsibilities that come with a camera, Luke. I'm not even done teaching you how to edit." Mark explained.
"Ok." Luke said disappointedly, he got up. "Goodnight."
"Goodnight." They said as he went in his room.
"I fill like I'm letting him down." Mark said softly.
"No, your not." Mickey said rubbing his knee.
Mark looked away.
"Mark, look at me."
Mark looked at her.
"He looks up to you like a hero….there's nothing you could do that will change that….damn, he wants to be you when he grows up." Mickey said laughing.
Mark started smiling.
(Roger and Mimi's)
January 8th 2pm Eastern Standard Time
The boho kids sat in the basement quietly. Max and Scotty played cards, Elise was reading a magazine, Victoria played her Dads old guitar, and Luke messed around with his dads camera that Mark let him use for the day. Elsie sighed and got up.
"YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING BORING." Elise said frustratingly,
"Do you know you have a bad mouth?" Luke asked.
"Take me or leave me, baby." Elise said.
Luke rolled his eyes. Victoria played a familiar tune and Elise looked at her.
"Hey, I know that song. What's the name of that song?" Elise asked.
"Smooth, by Carlos Santana."
"I love that song." Max said.
Max started singing the song and Victoria joined in. Luke started filming the whole thing.
"HEY! Why don't we start a band?" Elise said.
"My Dad has some old instruments over here." Victoria said walking over to the instruments.
Max helped her bring the drum set, keyboard, and microphones to the middle of the room.
"We can be like the Jackson 5." Victoria said excitingly.
"Wow." Scotty said sarcastically.
"Why do you have to be a dry ass?" Elise asked her brother.
Luke: Close up on Elise's bad mouth.
Elise glared at him.
"I just think its stupid." Scotty said.
"Chica, lets just forget about him." Victoria said. "If he wants to be like that….let him, he's the one missing out."
The kids made a list:
Guitar- Victoria
Drums- Max
Keyboard- Scotty (He was forced to participate by Elise)
Lead singer- Elise
Director- Luke
"Do you know how to sing?" Max asked Elise.
"Yeah, I'm the best in my class."
"No, your not." Victoria and Scotty said.
Luke and Max shook their heads.
"How do you play this dumb thing?" Scotty asked.
"I don't know... I cant play the drums." Max said laughing.
Luke: Ladies and gents. This is going to be interesting.
Luke said to the camera.
A/N: In the next chapter we will meet Mark's lovely mother. REVIEW! NO FLAMERS.