CHAPTER 7: Hating Dear Old Mom And Dad.

January 11th 7am Eastern Standard Time.

(Roger and Mimi's)

"Mom, Dad, get up." Victoria said kicking her parents bed.

She dived onto the bed and they started groaning.

"Go back to bed." Roger said.

"I have to go to school."

"Damn." Mimi said.

"Skip school." Roger said putting the covers over his face.

"Roger!" Mimi said in an annoyed tone.

"Why cant you take her to school?"

"Because I'm tired."

"I am too."

"Please." Mimi begged.

"Ok, but you owe me." Roger said getting out of bed.

"I'll do anything."

"I wouldn't say that if I were you." Roger said smiling.

She threw a pillow at him.

(At Collins and Angels)

"You ready to go back to school, man?" Collins asked.

"Not really." Max said dryly.

"Why not?" Angel asked.

They were sitting at the table eating breakfast.

"I hate my teachers, their to uptight and they always say that I speak my mind to much."

"I don't know what's wrong with teachers today? When I taught I always encouraged my students to speak there minds." Collins said in an angry tone.

"Teachers use to be that way with me, because I always hung out with girls and liked to do their hair. it's a free country." Angel said.

"Just walk in there with your head high and don't take shit from no one."

"Thanks." Max said smiling.

"Well, lets hit the road." Collins said getting up.

"Let me change my dress." Angel said walking to her room.

"You look beautiful already." Collins said.

Angel stopped and turned around.

"Do you think so?"

"He knows so, now lets go." Max said opening the door.

Angel and Collins laughed.

(At Maureen and Joanne's)

"SCOTT, GIVE YOUR SISTER BACK HER TOOTH BRUSH." Joanne screamed from the kitchen.

Maureen walked in the kitchen.

"Good morning." Joanne said smiling.

"Horning." Maureen said dryly.

Maureen still wasn't able to talk well.

"Did you say you were horny?" Joanne asked.

"Buck eu." Maureen said.

"What?"

"I ate you."

"You cant." Joanne teased.

Maureen rolled her eyes.

A scream came from the back room. Joanne and Maureen walked in the room to find Elise on top of Scotty pulling his arm.

"I swear I'll break it." Elise threatened.

"Let go." Scotty Begged.

Joanne and Maureen laughed.

"This is not funny." Scotty whined.

"Oclay El, glet or other o." Maureen said.

Elsie and Scotty got off the floor.

"I cant wait to tell everyone at school that our Mom tried to pierce her own tongue." Scotty said as they walked out of the room.

(At the loft)

Mark came out of the bathroom , Luke and Mickey stopped talking and looked at him. Mark shaved for the first time in mouths.

"Welcome back, Dad." Luke said laughing.

Mickey walked over to him and kissed him all over his face.

"I'm happy to have my husband back." Mickey said.

"I thought you like the homeless man look?" Mark asked smiling.

"I hated it." Mickey said walking back to the table.

Mark wrapped his around her.

"Happy birthday." He whispered in her ear.

"Thank you." She said kissing him on the cheek.

Mark sat next to Luke.

"Luke, this time 7 years ago, I took your mom out on our first lunch date." Mark said smiling.

"You remembered?" Mickey asked laughing.

"Of course he did." Luke said laughing.

"Come on kiddo, lets get you to school." Mark said.

(At the Life)

January 11th 1:45pm Eastern Standard Time.

"Ookie?"

"Yes, Areen?" Joanne teased.

Maureen threw a piece of ice at her.

"What?" Joanne asked.

"I ant a atoo." Maureen barely said.

"I think that tongue infection damaged your brain."

"Ookie!" Maureen whined.

"Why all of a sudden you want tattoos and piercing?"

Maureen sighed and looked down.

"Is your age getting to you?" Joanne asked in a serious tone.

Maureen huffed and got up, she saw Mickey and Mark come in and she sat back down quickly.

"Wow. that's the first time you've gotten pissed and haven't walked away. Are you ok?" Joanne asked sarcastically.

"Ut up. Mark end Ickey hare ear." Maureen said.

"And?"

Maureen rolled her eyes and started talking.

20 minutes later…

"What the hell did you just say?" Joanne asked with a confused look on her face.

"WAMMIT." Maureen said frustratingly.

She got up and stormed out of the Life. Joanne shook her head.

Maureen walked to The Santa Fe to talk to Collins.

(At the Santa Fe)

Collins was in his office unpacking new menus when Maureen walked in.

"Hey girl." Collins said getting up.

He gave her a hug and pulled a chair up for her.

"What's up?" Collins asked.

Maureen began to explain.

10 minutes later….

"Baby girl, you are going to have to repeat yourself , because I didn't hear a damn thing you said." Collins said nicely.

Maureen sighed in frustration.

"Relax, Mo….just try to sound the words out."

"I…am…not…a…fucking…baby." Maureen said clearly.

Collins smiled.

"Hey!" Maureen said in excitement.

"I knew you could do it, girl." Collins said laughing.

"But….I….cant….talk….like….this…forever."

"That's why we're going to sit here till you can talk normal." Collins said with an even wider grin.

January 11th 6pm Eastern Standard Time

"I cant believe you helped me." Maureen said excitingly.

"Your welcomed." Collins said with pride.

"If I wasn't married and you weren't married….I'd fuck you." Maureen said happily.

"Your not my type." Collins said laughing.

"Why is that?"

"Your to wild." Collins teased.

They both laughed.

(At the loft)

Mark walked in the loft and saw candles lit and music going.

"Mickey!" Mark whined. " Its your birthday, I was suppose to do this."

"I beat you to it." Mickey said walking out of the bedroom door.

She grabbed him by the shirt and slowly pushed him on the couch, she walked around the couch and started massaging his shoulders.

"That feels good." Mark said smiling.

" I know it does." Mickey whispered in his ear.

"Where are the kids at?"

"Luke's at band practice and Sami is fast asleep in her room." Mickey said. "How was your day?"

"Great, amazing now." Mark said throwing his head back. " How was yours? Besides having the most romantic lunch of your life?"

"Nice, I picked up Luke from school….oh and your Mom called." Mickey said.

"Did she leave a message?"

"No, I talked to her."

"WHAT?" Mark said getting up.

"Baby, calm down."

"You know the rules, Mickey"

"No answering Moms calls." They said together.

"Yeah, I know." Mickey said dryly. "But I fill like we don't know each other."

"You've met to her before." Mark whined.

"I've only met your Mom twice….when Luke was born and on our wedding day, Mark….. Both times we only had a 2 minute conversation."

"That's all you need. What else did you talk about?"

"I invited her to stay with us for a week."

"DEAR LORD!" Mark said putting his hands on his head.

Mickey put her hands on his shoulders.

"I'm sure she's not that bad."

"YES SHE IS, SWEETIE."

Sami started crying.

"I'll go get her." Mark said walking out.

Mark came back with a lost look on his face.

"Mickey?"

"Yes."

"Why is our daughter saying 'Fucking'?"

"I guess I have some explaining to do?" Mickey asked with caution.

"Yeah, you do." Mark said sternly.

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