A/N: Here is an interesting chapter.
CHAPTER 10: Your Drunk.
June 9th 7am Eastern Standard Time
Roger and Joanne were packing the van when Benny walked up to them.
"What are you doing here?" Roger asked.
"Elise said that I was invited." Benny said.
Elise and Victoria came outside.
"Hey Daddy." Elise said running to Benny.
"Hey, pumpkin."
"Hi, Mr. Coffin." Victoria said dryly.
"Tory, where's your Mom at?" Roger asked.
"Her, Aunt Angel, and Aunt Mickey are trying to wake Aunt Mo up."
"I'll be back." Joanne said laughing.
When she reached the loft Maureen was on top of Mark grabbing him by his shirt. Everyone else was laughing.
"What did I tell you about putting that fucking camera in my face?" Maureen said.
"I see you got her up." Joanne said.
"With Mark's help we did." Mimi said.
"Luke, are you getting this on film?" Mickey asked.
"Yep."
Maureen let go of Mark and got off the floor.
"I'm staying here." Maureen said laying back down on the couch.
"Fine…stay here, you'll only miss out on the alcohol, the gambling, and the Elton John concert." Angel said.
Maureen's head shot up.
"I love Elton John."
"That's why you should go, Mom." Scotty said pulling her off the couch.
"Lets go, bitches." Collins said heading for the door.
"Yeah Roger and Benny should be done…"
"Did you say Benny?" Mimi asked cutting Joanne off.
"What the hell is he doing here?" Maureen asked.
"Well….El and I kinda told him that you invited him." Scotty confessed.
"And he believed you?" Mickey Asked.
"Yeah."
June 9th 8am Eastern Standard Time
"Ok, so Maureen and I will be driving van 1, Roger and Mark will driving van 2, and Benny and Collins will be in van 3." Joanne announced.
Everyone got in the vans. Roger and Mark got the kids in their van, Collins and Benny check all the suit cases again, and Joanne and Maureen fought about who was going to drive.
"Joanne, I don't feel like driving, I'll drive tonight." Maureen whined.
"Maureen, you cant see at night."
"Its just hard for me to see the cars in front of me."
"Mo, please drive." Angel, Mimi, and Mickey begged.
"Ok." Maureen said getting in the drivers seat.
Meanwhile Roger had a hard time buckling Sami's car seat.
"Shit." Roger said still struggling.
"Shit!" Sami repeated.
"Oh, no sweetie, Uncle Roger's bad."
"Shit!" She repeated again.
Luke and Victoria started laughing.
"She's also been saying fu…"
"Don't even say it ,Elise." Roger said.
Mark: June 9th, 8:25am Eastern Standard Time. Today is day one of our road trip to Las Vegas and we should be leaving in the next 10 minutes.
Scotty: Yeah, Baby.
Mark: Zoom in on Uncle Roger who is trying to buckle Sami's car seat. Hi Baby girl!
Sami: Shit!
Mark put his camera down.
"Why is she saying 'shit'?" Mark asked.
The four kids pointed to Roger.
"Rog." Mark whined.
"Its ok Uncle Mark." Elise said softly. "Just be glad she's not saying.."
"Don't even say it , Elise." Mark said sternly.
(Van 3)
Benny and Collins sat in the van waiting.
"Collins?"
"Yean, Man?"
"I need to ask you something." Benny said nervously.
"Shoot."
"I've been thinking about Maureen a lot." Benny said looking down.
"And.." Collins said looking at Benny with serious look.
"Do you think Maureen and I have a chance together." Benny said.
Collins started laughing.
"Man o man you are a few years to late. Plus she is madly in love with Joanne." Collins said smiling.
"But Elise and Scott have been asking me about getting with Maureen."
"Benny, my parents divorced when I my momma was nine months pregnant with me…. When I got older I wanted them to get back together so bad that my older brother and I tried to play the parent trap game with them." Collins said laughing.
"Did it work?"
"No, they sat us down and explained that if they were to get back together they would be unhappy and we understood." Collins explained.
"But I love Maureen."
"And she loves Jo."
Benny sighed.
"Trust me man you are going to find someone."
"I hope so."
(Van 2)
Mark: June 9th 2pm Eastern Standard Time. We have now been on the road for 6 hours and I've heard all the gossip about the 2nd graders at East elementary.
Everyone started laughing.
Mark: Here is Roger who shouldn't be smoking in the car right now.
Roger flipped him off.
Luke: That's not nice, Uncle Roger.
Mark: Close up on Elise, Luke, and Scotty who are secretly eating McDonald's.
Scotty: And we're not telling Mom.
Elsie: If we do she'll kill us.
Roger: No, she'll cut me and Mark's d..
Mark: Not in front of the kids, Roger.
Roger: Its true.
Mark: Yeah, I know.
(Van 1)
"Can I stop driving now?" Maureen asked.
"No." The three women said.
"I love what Roger's done with his hair." Angel said as they finished their conversation.
"I know, it looks great black." Mickey added.
"I love it too." Mimi said laughing.
"I don't like it." Maureen said.
"Why?" Joanne asked. "It looks great."
"You haven't known him since high school, he's always had it blond…I guess I'm just use to him that way." Maureen shrugged.
Voice: Hello!
Me: Damn, its you again.
Voice: When are we going to get to the good stuff.
Me: You mean the snuff where someone's marriage is going to be ruined?
Voice: Yeah.
Me: In the next few chapters.
Voice: Ok.
Me: Now let me finish my story.
Voice: Ok, continue.
There conversation was interrupted by Mimi's cell phone.
"Hello."
"Ah..Mimi?"
"Hey Honey, what's up?"
"We have to stop, because everyone has to piss over here." Roger said.
"Ok, what's the problem?"
"We need you to keep Maureen away from the van, because we have a shit load of McDonald's cups and bags in here." Roger said.
Mimi started laughing.
"You do know if she finds out we wont be able to have anymore kids." Mimi said laughing.
"That's why we need to keep her away." Roger said laughing.
Mimi hung up the phone laughing her ass.
"What's so funny?" Mickey asked.
Mimi whispered in Mickey's ear.
"Oh shit."
Mickey whispered in Angel's ear and Angel whispered in Joanne's ear, she started laughing.
"What are you laughing at?" Maureen asked.
"Nothing." They all said.
A/N: Who do you think Benny will find? Will Maureen find out about the McDonalds? LOL! REVIEW! NO FLAMERS