Over The Moon Chapter 32: Take Me Or Leave Me, a rent fanfic

A/N: Now the action is coming! ENJOY!

CHAPTER 27: Take Me Or Leave Me (Just leave me please)

(In Roger and Mimi's basement)

August 5th 2pm Eastern Standard Time

Elsie flew down the stairs excitingly.

"I have my new song!"

"Ok, cool." Victoria said.

Victoria read over it.

"Um..El?"

"Yeah, Tori?"

"We cant sing this. We're only 9."

"All most 10." Elsie added. "Now lets get started people.

Max got on the drums, Scotty got on his keyboard, Victoria tuned her guitar, Michelle tuned her bass guitar, Elsie got the microphone, and Luke started rolling the camera.

Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne

Again...

I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

After Elise was done singing the rest of the boho kids looked at each other.

"El?"

"Yes Max?"

"That's a Panic At The Disco song. We cant use that." Max reassured her.

"We could get sued, dumbass." Scotty said.

Elise flipped her brother off.

"Its ok if we get sued, mom can help us."

They all shook their heads.

"You are such a dumbass." Scotty repeated.

"You're a jackass." Elsie whined

"Asshole."

"ASSWIPE!"

"ASS!"

"YOU'RE THE ASS OF ALL ASSES!" Elise said standing on Michelle's amp.

"YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE AN ASS."

"I'm going to whip some asses if you two don't watch your mouths." Mimi said walking down the stairs.

"Sorry Aunt Meems." Scotty and Elsie said

"No problem. I was just messing with you guys."

"Mom, when is Dad getting home?" Victoria asked.

"In a few hours. Now I have to go to work for a few minutes."

"Ok."

"Oh Max, is your dad still sick?"

"Yeah, Uncle Mark said he was stupid for eating your cooking."

"Mark is still mad about that little problem." Mimi said walking out the door.

Once Mimi left the kids went back to practicing. Luke started filming.

Luke: Tell the folks at home what your doing Tori.

Victoria: I'm writing one great song before school…

Ring…ring.

Luke: The phone rings. Zone in on the answer machine.

HOLAAAAAAA: Mimi, I told you to change that. Hi kids this is Uncle Roger…..

"Hey Dad….yeah….ok …love you too….bye." Victoria hung up the phone.

Luke: Tell the folks at home what your doing Tori.

Victoria: I'm writing one great song before school starts.

She got up and started playing her guitar. Then the lights went out.

Luke: The power blows.

4:30pm Eastern Standard Time.

(At a ware house)

All the kids woke up in a cold dark room. Max got up and looked around for a light switch.

"IS ANYONE ELSE HERE?" Max screamed.

"I'M HERE." A group of voices yelled.

"Luke?"

"Scotty?"

"Tori?"

"Max?"

"Who said that?"

"What?"

"Can someone please turn the lights on?"

"IF I CAN FIND A DAMN LIGHT SWITCH!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A TUDE!"

"Chill. El."

"How did you know it was me? And who are you?"

"Your fairy freaking god-mother."

"Fuck you Scotty."

"Eww….I'm your brother."

"Where the hell are we?"

"Michelle?"

"Max?"

"Does anyone care that I'm in the dark?"

"Not everything is about you, Elise."

"Fuck you, Scott."

"If you say that one more time I will kick your soon to be anorexic ass."

"I am NOT anorexic. Your the one whose going to turn out to be a pedophile."

"WILL EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN."

The room went silent.

"Now…" Max started. " I found the switch."

"Then turn it on."

"Cool it, El."

"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me…"

"ELISE SHUT UP!" They all screamed.

Max turned the light on.

"Finally." Elsie said.

2 hours later.

Luke walked over to Elise and sat next to her.

"You ok?" He asked.

"Yeah. I just wish I knew who kidnapped us." Elise said angrily.

"I know."

Luke wrapped his arms around her and gave her a tight hug.

"I have to go to the bathroom." Elsie said getting up.

As she walked off, Luke looked at her with dreamy eyes.

"Snap out of it, Jedi boy." Scotty said.

"What are you talking about?"

"She's a tiger…..trust me I know, I live with her."

"I really like her." Luke said softly.

"Women are dangerous."

"How?"

"I hear their periods attack bears." Scotty warned.

"Shut up." Michelle and Victoria snapped.

"This is a man to man conversation... Max am I telling the truth?"

"I don't know." Max said shrugging.

"Doesn't your mom haven periods?" Scotty asked.

"Dude…..my Mom's a man." Max said looking at Scotty like he was crazy.

"What?"

"You didn't know Aunt Angel was a man?" Victoria asked.

"Aunt Angels a man?" Scotty asked with a shocked look on his face.

"YES!" They all said laughing at him.

"She's a very pretty man." Scotty said sitting on the table.

Elsie came out of the bathroom laughing.

"Whose the dumbass now?" She said in a cocky tone.

Scotty threw a empty box at her.

A/N: I thought I'd give the boho kids their own chapter for a change. REVIEW PLEASE! NO FLAMERS