Hey people, whatta ya know, all good things must come to an end! Sigh. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted, I must say, I definately recommend writing comedy. It's good for the...libido, yeah, the libido (snicker)

Well, no deds, I guess I don't give ppl enough time to review, but hey, I'll never stop writing! Muahaha!

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Revenge Isn't Always Sweet

Part Four: Making Up...Or Not

They walked in silence, Inuyasha, as usual, leading the way, with Miroku not far behind, Shippo clinging to his shoulder. Kagome and Sango brought up the rear, Kirara riding in Kagome's arms.

Kagome looked to Sango, and nodded. Sango smiled back.

It was time to put their plan into action.

Well, it was mostly Kagome's plan, for it was she and Inuyasha who were at odds; Sango and Miroku didn't really have anything this major against each other, nothing Sango wasn't willing to let slide, anyway.

Kagome, however…she had a bone to pick, and it was urgent.

Kagome had told Sango earlier of her plan; and now that she'd nodded, Sango knew that Kouga must be close; Kagome had been sensing him for the last couple days, close but just out of range - until now, that is.

Kagome opened her mouth and said, "Inuyasha-" but was cut off as Kouga blew by in a cyclone of dust and wind, messing up everyone's hair and clothes, and coating them all with a transparent layer of dirt.

He stopped in front of Kagome and took both her hands, greeting her, "Kagome, my woman! Dog-turd's been taking good care of you I hope. How are you, pretty girl?"

Kagome didn't have to look to see the expression of absolute hatred and jealousy on Inuyasha's face, she knew it was there.

Taking full advantage of the situation before her, she clasped Kouga's hand in return and sighed heavily, indicating a great burden - or something that just wasn't right.

He brushed his fingers along her cheek, and she leaned into them, sighing once more.

Kouga's heart rate jumped; he had her in the palm of his hand, literally, and he was relishing Inuyasha's growls from somewhere behind him.

"What's the matter, Kagome?" he almost whispered, hoping she would tell him to take her away.

She sighed a third time. "Nothing's wrong, Kouga," she plastered on a fake smile that looked more like someone suffering from gas than an actual smile.

He could tell she was lying, covering something up. He brought her chin up and looked into her eyes, saying, "Tell me."

She grimaced, not saying a word, as if afraid to, but her eyes darted to Inuyasha. That was all the confirmation Kouga needed.

"What have you done to my woman, Dog-breath?" he yelled, charging Inuyasha, who pulled Tetsusaiga and was prepared for Kouga's sudden onslaught.

Inuyasha yelled back, "Your woman? I never heard her agree to that, right Kagome?"

He looked to her, only to see her turned away, appearing to be crying. Suddenly he really regretted cutting the ass from her pants…running at the sound of "Kikyou! IN A BIKINI!"…and stealing her discman. He'd really hurt her, and he couldn't stand to see her tears.

Putting down Tetsusaiga, he pulled his famous clothes-line move on Kouga, knocking him out, then ran to Kagome, and saw that she really was crying.

When Kagome had engineered this meeting with Kouga, her intent all along had been to get Inuyasha to realise his mistakes and apologise to her, but what she hadn't counted on was getting so emotionally worked up at the sight of his sad eyes when he looked at her, and the regret she saw there as he approached her, and she put up no resistance when he took her mouth and kissed her soundly.

When he released her he whispered, "I'm so sorry, Kagome…" and hung his head in such shame that she choked up, and hugged his head to her breast, and stroked his cute little ears lovingly.

"Oh, Inuyasha," she breathed. Though she'd successfully killed two birds with one stone, she was too happy to have her man back to care anymore.

Kouga woke up and witnessed the scene, how Inuyasha held Kagome close, whispering words of apology to her, and asking her forgiveness, how Miroku had stealthily crept up on Sango, only to be groped himself before he could even do her the honour, as she smiled and rested her head on his shoulder, how Shippo smiled secretly when he saw his "parents" make up, and Kirara transform back to her kitten size when it was obvious her assistance wouldn't be required.

His jaw dropped, then his face hardened. He had an awful feeling he'd been conned…used…a …a pawn!

For some reason the logical side of his brain insisted he blame Kagome, for she had set him up, but the love-sick side only saw red when he laid eyes upon Inuyasha, who must have put a spell on her! Yeah, that was it! The mutt was somehow controlling her mind, and he wasn't going to…

THWACK!

Miroku, seeing Kouga's face, had immediately seen his intent, and cracked him on the nut with his staff, once again knocking the wolf cold.

Sango gasped, "What did you do that for?" and he replied,

"I know a jealous freak when I see one."

Sango laughed. "You're cute when you care," she whispered, and pecked his cheek. To his complete embarrassment, he turned cherry red.

Kagome had pulled Inuyasha's head back so she could see his face. "Inuyasha, I'm sorry too," she said, and she confessed to everything she and Sango had done, much to Sango's chagrin.

She hissed, "Don't drag me into this!" when Kagome brought up the "permanent marker /face art" incident.

Miroku gasped. "I knew it! I knew it was you two!"

"Well, duh," Sango droned, turning to him. "Who else could have done it? Shippo?"

Said kitsune looked up innocently, but Miroku saw right through him.

"Yes!" he replied, as Sango shook her head.

She walked away into the sunset, muttering, "You are such an idiot."

He followed, waving his arms and trying to catch up.

Shippo shook his head, and, giving Kirara's fur a gentle tug, followed after.

Finally, Inuyasha, his arm around Kagome's waist, turned her to bring up the rear, her head resting on his shoulder. He was thinking about how nice it was to get some sugar again when Kagome asked him, out of nowhere, "So, is Kikyou out of the picture now?"

He hesitated, and rubbed his neck.

"Inuyasha…" she prompted.

"Well, Kagome about that, you see- "

She extracted herself from him, and stomped away. He shut his eyes tight.

"Inuyasha?"

"Yeah, K-Kagome?"

"SIT!"

Just then, when Kagome had walked away, Sesshoumaru jumped out of the nearest shrub in a pink bikini and cried, "Look at me! I'm Kiiikyou! Heehee! I kill deeeeemons, a haha!"

Kagome jammed her middle finger up at him without turning around.

"Fuck you people," he yelled when he got no response; everyone had already left, except, Inuyasha, of course...but he saw nothing. Sesshoumaru pulled his furry around him and strutted away, muttering, "People like me are wasted on dorks like you guys."

Somehwere, someone snapped a Poloroid picture, and ran for their life as Sesshoumaru chased them, poofta flying and his boys bouncing.

hahaha! Well, that's...the ballgame! Hahaha, hope y'all enjoyed this little story. Review, and I'll dedicate something to ya! Really, I will!