MILITARY HYSTERIA
CHAPTER 2: IT'S NOT HOW IT SOUNDS LIKE
Roy, Riza, and Lt Ross were sitting in Roy's office not really doing anything except being lazy, while the others were out doing something "Hey, Lt Hawkeye, I heard that something happened outside the military building and they caught it on the cameras and they wanted us to identify these people. They put it on my desk, can you please go put in the VCR for me?" Roy points to the VCR hazily.
Riza was reading a book "why can't you do it yourself?"
Ed was fuming down the hallway with anger "I'm getting tired of his shit, this is the last straw I'm getting Roy a piece of my mind. How dare he give me a mission on my brother's birthday!"Ed started to stomp down the hallway with speed "He probably didn't know!" yelled Havoc. "Please Mr. Elric calm down" says Armstrong; also running after Ed.
"NO, I'm tired of it!"
"Well, can you do it later, he's doing probably something very important!"
"I care less what he does." Ed was about to open the door to Roy's office until he heard a sound form a male voice.
"Come on Riza put it in"
"Do it yourself Colonel" Riza stayed looking at her book
"Aww, come on, I know what to"
"What makes you think I want to?"
"Because I'm the higher up and your suppose to listen to what I say"
Riza closes her book "Doesn't mean because you're a Lieutenant Colonel and I'm just a Lieutenant, doesn't mean you can abuse that power."
"Fine, I'll do it myself " Roy grabs the tape form the desk "be a bitch!" Riza throws her book at his head "what the hell is your problem!"
"You don't call me bitch!" Riza snatches the tape out of Roy's hand "Next time you call me a bitch instead of a book hitting your head it's going to be a piece lead out of my gun!" She walks toward to the VCR
"Naw, since you didn't want to put it in I'll put in" he snatches the tape
"I'll put in!" she snatches it back
"No, I'll put in!"
"I'll put in!"
Ed, Armstrong, and Havoc are outside the office hearing every word that was going on in the office. "What...the. Hell" says Ed in a disgusted tone.
"Oh snap, Roy getting on with his woman" says Havoc in a impressed tone "beta' write down some tips" Havoc pulls out a notepad
"You are sick Havoc and Armstrong aren't you going to stop-" Ed sentence was interrupted by Armstrong's massive sparkles
"Now that's what I call a real man," Armstrong cried
"ALL OF YOU ARE SI-" Ed was interrupted by a 'sshhh' from Havoc and Armstrong "sick" mumbled Ed in annoyance
Lt. Ross was getting tired of the constant bickering, so she stomped her foot on the ground and yells "Damn it, I'll put it in, just shut the hell up!" She snatches the tape from Roy and Riza's clutches
"What, Lieutenant Ross?" yelled Ed?
"Roy is so lucky, he gets threesome" Havoc started to scribble down notes "make. sure...the..women..puts..it..in"
Armstrong sparkles quickly fell "he's not a man, he's not a man at all, he's just a sick person", "THANK YOU!" yelled Ed and satisfaction
"Since you acting like kids, I'll put it in, and no butt's about it," yelled Ross
"But" they both stuttered
"I said 'no buts'!"
Lieutenant Ross walked to the VCR and tried to push the tape in but it wouldn't go in "It won't go in!" grunted Lt. Ross
"Use force" suggested Roy
"I'm am it won't budge, either this is to small or too big" she pointed to the tape "or this might be too old" she pointed to the vcr "I had since I was a kid and I loved it when I first got it by my dad." gloated Roy
"Well either you need to throw it out, or get a upgrade" suggested Ross "or this isn't going to work."
"I can't throw it out it was a birthday gift from my dad, it's too special to me".
"Well I guess we have to try later then".
"I guess we will".
Riza was sitting at the desk not really listening to there conversation she said hazily "Hey Roy can you pour some milk in my coffee?"
"Sure, see I'm going to do something without complaining".
"Shut up, and give me some milk".
"What did she say" whispered Ed, "I don't know, shut up, and maybe we'll be able to hear," replied Havoc.
Roy got the milk from the desk and started to pour it in Riza's cup "Your going to slow hurry up pour it in faster".
"Don't rush me this is a delicate proseizure"
"Faster".
"I said don't rush me."
"Aghh, faster!"
"I said don't...rush. Me".
"FASTER!"
Havoc was writing down notes like crazy" keep..the...women...wan...ting...more".
"O god this is so wrong!"
"Yes it is...Mr. Elric.yes it is."
"ROY!" whined Ross.
"Hold on Lieutenant Ross I'll get to you in a minute!"
"You suck Roy" insulted Riza.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?" yelled Roy, as he poured milk all over Riza's head "YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF!" "WHAT?" Riza grabbed a milk carton and tried to throw it on Roy but she accidentally hit Lieutenant Ross
"WHAT THE HELL?" yelled Ross, wiping the milk off with her sleeve
"You know what I had enough of your immaturity!" yelled Riza. She grabbed Lt. Ross's hand and slammed opened the door that Havoc, Armstrong, and Ed was behind "Come Ross we don't need this!" She looked at all the guys "you need to talk to Roy about showing women respect before he ever gets to speak to me again!" She stomped down the hallway; still holding Lt. Ross's hands'
Roy poked his head out "FINE! Leave! See if I care you'll come back! they always comeback!" Roy then looks at the guys "What the hell you want?"
The guys quickly bust down the door where Roy was standing at "what the hell is your problem?"
"YOUR MY HERO!" screamed Havoc
"HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BECOME LIEUTANT COLONEL?" yelled Ed
"YOU ARE A SICK AND TWISTED MAN ROY!" yelled Armstrong
"What the hell are you guys talking about?"
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