MILITARY HYSTERIA
CHAPTER 6: HAVOCXRIZA?
There is another chapter to making bets but I wanted to do this first hope you enjoy!
Roy was driving his royal blue vehicle, verrucated street after verrucated street trying to get to his destination. He finally got there with two uniformed and eagerly ready to go personnel's awaiting for their carriage to drive them to their usual working place. Roy unlocked "It kind of aberrant that both of your vehicles broke down."
"Good morning Colonel and sorry to put you through such trouble" smiled one personnel.
"Its ok Havoc" sighs Roy.
"Good morning sir" a female stepped in the automobile.
"Good morning Lieutenant Hawkeye."
Roy drove the humming vehicle down the street. He looked at the rear view mirror and saw the two Lieutenants' get kind of scanty or close for other words. "Hey you two are getting kind of enclosed back there," says Roy as he scuffled a little.
"Oh. Sorry sir" says Riza.
"I guess we'll have to wait after work," sighs Havoc.
"What do you mean 'wait after work?'" scorned Roy, as he stayed looking at the rear view mirror.
"Oh you didn't know?" exclaims Riza, as she put her palm on top of Havoc's.
"Know what?" Roy was slowly getting on rage "Would you like to fill me on this Havoc?" Roy slowly turned his face to the back, facing Havoc. His faced looked plain, but he was more than plain at this point.
"Me and Riza are going out" she collapsed his palm on top her hand.
"No I didn't know that." Roy stayed looking at Havoc and expression didn't change.
"Well you should have, everybody else does. I just want to say Riza is the perfect women."
"Aww shut up Havoc you don't mean that," giggled Riza.
"No I'm serious! I've been going out with no good women who leave with what I have, but now I found the perfect women! And she was in front of me this whole time! I'm glad I found her first before anybody else'."
"Oh Havvy that sweet."
"Havvy?" says Roy "So how long have you two been going out" Roy stayed looking at Havoc with an 'I'm pissed but you don't know it look', he didn't take one eye off of Havoc, his faced stayed turned to the back.
"Uh for a good few months, uh hey Roy don't you think you should turn around and look at the road?" worried Havoc.
"No I want to know more" Roy pressed his foot on the gas.
"What the hell Roy? Turn around!" yelled Havoc.
"No were going to do a suicide drive."
"SUICIDE? WHAT THE HELL! WHY? " Screamed Havoc.
"Havoc...you took Riza from me."
"WHAT?"
"What?" says Riza.
"I wanted Riza and you just came out of nowhere" he started to speed up, still looking back.
"ROY THIS IS CRAZY!"
"So did you tap it?"
"NO!"
"Oh really?" He started speed up more.
"What are you talking about Havoc? We did it yesterday."
"Shhhh!" Havoc tried to cover up Riza's mouth.
"So did he did it good" Roy stayed looking at Havoc.
"Man! The best experience of my life!"
"Really now?" Roy pushed the gas more.
"Riza you're not making this any better" shuttered Havoc, as Roy stares deepened. "Oh yeah baby do you know I am expecting?" says Riza, as she looked at Havoc.
"WHAT? That was a one-night stand! I used condom!"
" Well I took it off in the moment of passion."
Roy floored it then, "I see" is all he said, his faced stayed neutral. "PLEASE COLONEL YOUR GONNA KILL US!" cried Havoc. Havoc reached for the door and pulled it, but Roy locked the door.
"The soldiers that fight together die together" he said simply.
"WHAAA! Riza tell him!"
The speeding demon got dangerously close to the dock "Tell me what?" Roy was still looking back at Havoc
"April fools Roy!" she screamed.
Roy screeched the vehicle at the edge of the dock, without even looking forward "What?"
"APRIL FOOLS ROY" he sobbed, "APRIL FOOLS! IT WAS A FREAKIN JOKE!"
"Riza?" Roy finally looked at Riza.
"Yes, Sorry sir we wanted to get you for once."
Roy hair overshadowed for a moment "uhhh C-colonel" Havoc stuttered.
"Oh you guys are so funny!" he yelled, making Havoc and Riza jump "HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! You got me good! What a joke! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I...uh."
"Come on lets get to work" he looked forward and swerved the car, away from the edge
Roy eye's traveled back to the rear view mirror, he quickly stopped the car making Havoc's head impact to the front window "One thing Havoc April fools day to you too."
I guess Roy still kinda hurt. Can't take a joke I guess there is another April fool's joke coming though