MILITARY HYSTERIA

CHAPTER 7: GETTING MARRIED?

Roy stared out the window from his chair "this so beautiful I could stare at it forever. You know what? I think I will" you could see the sun beaming on his ravened colored eye's. Until his peaceful moment was ruined by a door moving open. "Well that ended quickly." he twisted his chair "good morning lieutenant. How was your night?"

"It was excellent sir, just waiting for somebody"

"Would you mind if I ask who?"

"No I don't I'm waiting for Havoc"

"Why?"

"No reason just waiting"

Roy didn't really care, but he was always noisy. The another sound from the door " good morning Colonel, Riza." Havoc greeted. Riza walked up to Havoc and gave him a strong kiss on the lips "good morning." she smiled.

At this time Roy was confused. The he thought about it and smirked another April fools joke. Ha! They ain't going to get me on this again. "So you guys are going out?" he says, while setting his chin on his hand.

"Oh sorry Colonel. I know we April fools you last time and we would like to apologize about that" he laughed. "Sure" Roy said in a unbelievable tone.

"Oh Riza you left your bag at my house." Havoc smiled warmly.

"Oh thank you Havvy!" she kissed him on his cheek, and took the bag from his hand. Havoc blushed. Roy rolled his eyes another joke, they ain't going to get me they need to stop trying. Roy grabbed his pen and started to click on it annoyingly.

"Your giving him pet names now Riza?" says Roy, as he examined his pen

"Yeah I guess" she laughed, so unlike her. Riza looked through the front pocket where she usually put her pens. But her hands felt something thicker than a pen. She pulled it out "Havvy what is this?"

"Open it" he gestured.

She did and her eyes lit up "Riza would you...?" Roy looked up from his unimportant task. "marry me?" Roy was now eye widen by his proposal to Riza. MARRIAGE! he thought out loud.

"Of course. How could I say no?" she screamed happily, while hugging him tightly. "Did you hear that Colonel me and Riz-"

"Yes I was right there when you just said it" he cringed.

"Oh alright..." Havoc paused for a minute. "Come on Havvy I'm so happy lets go tell everybody else! Sir would you like to join in!"

"No" he said coldly.

"Ok then! Lets go Riza!" he yelled, while they both ran out the hallway. They ran around the corner and stopped breath really heavy breaths. "Havoc...if...you make me sound...like a blond hill valley town girl one more time...I'll kill you!" she threatened, between breaths.

"I'm not the one that was kissing, Oh thank you Havvy!" he mocked "where the hell did you get Havvy from anyway?"

"Quiet. You wanted to be believable so I gave you a pet name." she said.

"I should tell my real girl friend to call me that."

"Lets just say April fools and get it over with" she said, while running the hallway, with Havoc following her. They both bust open the door "APRIL FOOLS RO--O MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" they both yelled. Roy was standing on the edge of the window. He got lift but was being tangled back by a arm around his waste and and one on his legs.

"What the hell are you doing man?" yelled Havoc while keeping his grip around his waste.

"Colonel this is stupid don't do this" Riza said, while keeping a really firm grip on his leg.

"Riza you can't get married...if you do I'll kill myself." he trudged again but the grips around his leg and waist were too strong. "Stop! It was another April fools joke man!" Havoc yelled. "Damn you have issues!"

"Another...joke?" he said in a dumbfounded tone.

"Yes sir why would you think I wanted to get married to him? He smokes" she said, keeping her grip. "Honestly! Look at her why would I even try to get married to her?" he said.

Riza looked at Havoc hazily "...Roy get down...now" she said sternly. He did. "Havoc get up there"

"But I-"

Riza shot at his feet, and he quickly got up there. "So you calling me ugly?" says Riza. "I never said that!" he screeched. "That's not what I heard. Were on the fifth floor you can die if I shoot you off, and you know that"

"HUH?"

"Apologize"

"But I didn't call you ugly!" he cried.

Riza shot at the side of the window where Havoc hand was keeping him steady, he flailed to keep his balance, but sadly fell and was hanging on deer life on a pole of a flag that was jutting out of the said of the building.

"Apologize...now" she said coldly.

Roy sat at his desk, as he heard Havoc squeals and cries from the left of his ear. "bastard" he said. He looked at Riza and smiled, and continued to play with his pen.

"XD Roy sure has something for Riza! Ha! Review!