MILITARY HYSTERIA

CHAPTER 8: AIDS?

Sailor Star Super: Emma

Writer 25: Avalon

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"Excuse me Colonel?" interrupted Havoc, from Roy's work

"Yes" answered Roy

"We have a new subordinate that will be with us" says Havoc

"Really now?" Roy said annoyed "Well, what's his name?" Roy asked, "Actually it's a girl" Havoc corrected

"Shit, that's what we need more womanly touches around here" Roy quickly looked around to make sure Hawkeye wasn't lurking anywhere near "Well what's her name?"

"My name is Emma! I'm glad to be working in your presents Mr. Mustang! Sir!" She stood there tall and stout wearing jeans, red tank top a her hair showed proudly with a gleaming brown glowing side pony-tail

"Don't kill yourself it's nice to meet you" chuckled Roy.

She smiled as he curly brown hair shined in the light and her blue eyes twinkled in delight, she had a crazed smile on her face.

This girl is nice but kind of too happy Roy smiled he looked at her again and his eye went wide fuck that this girl looks crazy! Roy sighed for a minute. "Well it's nice to meet you" Roy smiled "So what are you into Emma?"

"Well I'm a kind of fanfic author and I love to act, sir!"

"Maybe you should let me look at your authored so-called "fanfics" sometime" says Roy. She smiled nervously "Uh yeah right..."

"How old are you Emma?"

"I'm fourteen!"

"These alchemists are getting younger and younger aren't they?" Roy sighed, as he rubbed his head. Roy paused "Havoc be sure to register this a girl a uniform" ordered Roy

"Yes sir"

"Also-" Roy paused. "Havoc…"

"Yes sir?"

"I thought you said I had a new subordinate not subordinates" says Roy.

"I did"

"Then who the hell is that?" Roy pointed to the girl behind him

. "Oh yeah! Oh I forgot!" Havoc laughed, Roy sent dangerous signals towards Havoc.

"And your name is..?"

"Yo! My name is Avalon! I am ready to serve under you Mr. Mustang!" The girl smirked, as she slung her giant HKM4 with a 145 inch barrel it was about 5.56 mm over her right shoulder, her shotgun sat on her left shoulder, and as a hand gun was hanging from her belt. She wore a black shirt and boots, red belt and white arm socks she also wore dark sunglasses, her hair was purple and short.

Roy grew a huge sweat mark appeared on his head "so what are you into?" Roy asked

"Well" she started "I have two other jobs I'm a teacher and as you can see a bounty hunter"

"A bounty hunter eh?" Roy nodded his head "Your skills can be very useful, so what are not into?"

"Well I can't stand those 7 deadly sins because they destroy and blow up shit! It's like damn if you're going to break people's homes than at least fixing it! Damn! And also…" she blushed "not….getting…laid" she murmured

Havoc looked with a surprise look "You too? Thank god I'm not alone in this world! We have so much in common! We need to talk more!"

Roy cleared his throat "Havoc…." He grimed, Havoc smiled nervously "never mind…"

Avalon smiled "It's alright! But anyway! I-"during Avalon's sentence one of her weapons let loose and landed on Emma's foot.

"Piece of shit!" Emma yelled, while rubbing her foot "Your fuckin weapon landed on my fuckin foot you tard! That was my bad foot too! I should go fluff-a-nutter on your stupid ass!" she screamed

"Hey cool your jets it was accident" Avalon picked up her weapon with ease, her rage quickly turned in shock "You can pick up that heavy thing?" she asked.

"It's amazing what you can pick up when you've been picking shit like me" Avalon smiled.

Roy stared at Emma what the hell happened to the happy-crazy attitude she just had, great another Ed in our mist, short tempered.

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Hughes grabbed the phone and called Ed "I hope he ready for this" he sighed

"Hello?"

"Hey Ed!" says Hughes

"Oh what's up Brigadier General Hughes?"

"I got your doctor results back today!"

"Oh that's ok! I don't need to know I feel great!"

"Well the thing is Ed..." Hughes sighed "You have aids"

"WHAT!" Ed screamed

"That means you fuck everything that moves" says Hughes

"Bu-but how can that be I'm a virgin!...Shit"

"The thing is it's not HIV its full blown aids"

"Oh my god!" wailed Ed "How can this be?"

"I have no idea"

"Hughes I need time to think about this" sobbed Ed, as he hung up the phone

Ed was in Resembool, as soon as he got off the phone he screamed and cried and ran upstairs, Al followed "Brother? What's wrong" he asked in concern

"Al, Hughes just told me I had full blown aids!" he screamed

"It's alright brother I still love you" Al said

"But I'm going to die Al!"

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"Holy shit! These are Roy's results not Ed's!" laughed Hughes, "Really?" says Havoc "Yes!-I-I mean that's terrible" he tried to play off terribly "I guess you need to call Ed back and tell him you made a mistake"

"Nahh I'll tell him when he gets to Central" says Hughes, "But I guess somebody needs to tell Roy"

"Oh! Oh! Let me tell him! Let me be the barrier of bad news!" ranted Havoc, "Ok but tell me his reaction is!" grinned Hughes

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"How in the hell did I get stuck with these idiots" whispered Roy, as he stared at the two girls, as they continued to talk. Havoc walked in once more, "yes Havoc" grimed Roy. Havoc came up tot him and whispered in his ear.

"WHAT?" screamed Roy.

TO BE CONTINUED..

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