Freakin' Brain Conversations

Disclaimer: If I owned HP I'd be rolling in a huge-ass pile of money right now. I'm not. Understand? Good.

"Bu-bu-buttt" Lily was in shock

"Stags got your tongue?" James teased. Yah right, I wish…for now! In no time she'll be begging to have your tongue!

"I've never heard that before, but the reason I couldn't…speak was, well, wouldn't YOU be shocked?" Lily sputtered.

"If I didn't like you so much my Calla Lily, I would have taking great offence to that and hexed you until you didn't know who you are, or where you are right now." James said lightly.

"Wow Potter, you sure have a way with words! I can just feel myself falling for you!"

"I knew you'd come around someday! I mean, who couldn't?" James could almost feel himself fall in love with him.

"Ugh! Potter, deflate your head, don't snog so many girls, and stop cursing Snape for no reason, then we'll talk. Go get the prefects from Slytherin, and Hufflepuff!" Lily ordered. "We're having a meeting."

After the uneventful meeting, James went looking for the compartment full of marauders.

"Hey James!" Peter Pettigrew yelled from a compartment. "Over here!"

"Hello Wormtail. Where's Moony and Padfoot?" James was looking around in every dark corner just in case they where going to pop out at him.

"Well… I believe Sirius said that he had to go take someone's advice and snog, umm, Cassie? Yeah I think that's it. And Remus went to your prefects meeting so he should just be…" Peter never got to finish he sentence, because Remus walked in the door just then.

"Great meeting Prongs!" Remus exclaimed. "But why didn't you stay and let me show you the way here?"

"Because Evans kept muttering under her breath about things after I said a word. I believe "wanker" and "sodding Potter" came up quite a few times! I think it's a good sign she couldn't think of many things…that means she's starting to like me!"

"I'm sorry Prongs, but as I passed by their compartment I heard Lily screaming about how selfish, big-headed, and just plain arrogant you are." Sirius said with sympathy in his eyes as he strolled in the door.

"Damn. But she WILL fall for the Potter charm this year. No one ever escapes from it."

"We know Lily, you always say how bad he is, but even if you say it lots of times, that still doesn't mean that it's necessarily true. And don't get mad, but I think you might even have a teeny-tiny crush on him." Tash said warily. Ria and I have practiced this so many times it's going to be stuck in my head for the next couple years! Of course, she had to be the one that actually said it, because even though Ria wasn't shy of her friends, she was when it came to talking to Lily about James.

"How could you say that?" Lily roared. Even though, it just might be true. Then stormed out of the compartment.

"LILY! Where are you going?" Tash yelled after her.

"Away from you!"

Sadly, Lily had no where to go except where ever the marauders sitting. She walked around for awhile looking for them but couldn't find them anywhere.

"OY LILY!" She heard Sirius holler. "Over here!"

"Quick Prongs! Flatten your hair! She's coming!"

"Thanks Sirius. My friends are retards today." You'd never know it but Sirius and Lily where like brother and sister to each other. Sirius was the first person she met on the train in first year and had instantly liked his joking demeanor.

"Lil's, how was your summer?" He asked

"I think you know! You sent me three owls a day asking that!" Lily was exaggerating a tiny bit of course, but that was actually pretty close to what he sent.

Remus laughed, James looked mad because she never had replied to his letters, and had obviously done so to Sirius's, and Peter looked confused, like always.

Sirius glared at Lily then started laughing when he couldn't hold a strait face anymore.

"I think I might go change into my robes, so be right back!" Lily walked out, then 15 minutes later walked back in, where all the boys sat sitting in their robes. Peter and Sirius were in the middle of the game, exploding snap, and James and Remus were in a serious discussion.

"What are you guys talking about?" Lily asked mainly Remus. She and he were also good friends, and she would've wanted to date him if they weren't like brother and sister. That would've been just wrong.

"NOTHING!" James and Remus both yelled at the same time.

"Whoa, why are you guys so touchy today?"

"Anyways my Calla Lily, why did you grace us with your presence here in this compartment, when you where sitting with you friends so happily in discussion when Sirius passed by it only an hour ago?" James asked, completely ignoring the question Lily had asked them.

Lily mumbled something incoherently.

"What was that Calla Lily?" James smirked. I think I already know that answer. She so loves me!

"They think that I like you." Lily said going red.

"And what do you think of that?" Remus was always so nice and polite when he asked questions.

"I think it's a load of bullshit!" NOT! You so love him! What am I thinking? I hate him! Ugh, I am the weirdest person ever! I'm having a freaking conversation with my freaking brain!

All the guys shared a look saying "Yeah right!" because Lily was looking into space wistfully.

"Umm, Lil's?"

Lily snapped back to attention.

"What was that Sirius?"

"Oh nothing. I was just wondering why you where starring out the window." Sirius was kind of afraid for her mental health.

"Oh, I was just thinking of someone."

All the boys starred at her with open mouths, it wasn't like her to let her guard down and admit something like that!

OH MY GOD! Did I JUST say what I think I did? Looking at her friend's mouths she came to her decision. Oh my god I did! Oh shit…

"Oh no! I mean, I umm, have to go to the bathroom! Yeah, that's it! I mean, bad!" And with that Lily ran strait into the door before realizing it wasn't open. After she actually OPENED it she ran out.

"Some ones jumpy!" Sirius commented.

"I don't get it." Peter whined.

"And we didn't expect you would, Wormtail." Sirius joked.

Then all of the sudden James and Remus were back in serious conversation. That lasted until their final stop at Hogsmeade. Lily still hadn't come out of the bathroom yet.

"She must've really had to shit." Sirius said, well, seriously.

"Ugh, you can't be serious! You're disgusting!" Remus scolded.

"Of course I'm Sirius mate!"

They all groaned at the same time.

"What?" Sirius didn't see what was wrong with that joke.

"…"

A/N: Well, this is about the same length as my other chappie! I'm sorry if it's not very good, I kinda was a little bit distracted. But I like it! Lolz…. I'd like to say thanks to my one and only reviewer: Warm Summer Days. You're awesome!

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