UQ Aphrodisiac
Disclaimer:
UQ Holder! is owned by Ken Akamatsu and J. C. Staff
Many thanks to those who read and reviewed this fic. I really appreciated it and this gave me inspiration to work on the next chapter and here the Chinatown brawl arc concludes, and this is where the adventure commences…
Well then, read on and enjoy!
Ch. 4: Rizōto ni iku
At Fairyland Hall, the scene shifts at Yukihime's office, where the UQ Holder founder sneezed suddenly as she felt that something just took place, and wondered if someone is talking about her, and even suspected that Touta is the cause of all this.
Makabe asked Yukihime if there is something wrong but she assured to him that everything is okay and there is nothing to worry about, saying that she is guessing that Touta is talking about her.
"Really, Yukihime?"
"Yes."
"Who do you think someone is talking about you?"
"Probably Touta."
"That kid sure has his mind about you."
"I suppose…"
"Think he likes you?"
"Whatever."
Soon she gets a phone call from her smartphone and answered it, where it was Konomaru, who told her that the mission at Chinatown is successful, and the UQ Holder leader smirked and told Konomaru that the team made a good job, and tells Konomaru to head back to Fairyland Hall to get some much-deserved rest.
Yukihime then raised an eyebrow when told about the reward they received from the client, and finds it interesting as she tells Konomaru to show it to her once they get back, which Konomaru nodded and said that it will be shown to her at once.
"Show me the reward once you get back."
"Yes, ma'am."
"And make sure it's authentic and real."
"I will."
"And if it turns out to be real…I'll think about it."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"…"
However, Touta interjected and told Yukihime that the reward they got from the client is about a free pass at Kyoto's popular beach resort, and tells her to bring her best bikini, as he can't wait to see her in a bikini and compare her and Karin's, which Makabe face-palmed, while Yukihime stared wide-eyed at haring what Touta just said.
Hilarity ensued as Karin's voice can be heard as she manhandled Touta for the silly remark, which the two teens can be heard screaming over the phone's speaker.
"You idiot!"
"GGGAAKK!"
"You and your big mouth!"
"GGGAAKK!"
"Why don't you shut up once in a while?"
"GGGAAKK!"
"Idiot!"
"GGGAAKK!"
Konomaru's voice can be heard as he tries to pacify the two teens, which barely worked as the other two continue their antics which Yukihime and Makabe sighed as they can hear the loud bickering taking place and it was quite an annoying sound to behold.
"You idiot!"
"GGGAAKK!"
"Karin-senpai! Calm down! Touta didn't…"
"You and your big mouth! Why did you say that to Yukihime?!"
"GGGAAKK!"
"Karin-senpai! You're choking Touta!"
"Why don't you shut up once in a while? You idiot!"
"GGGAAKK!"
"Karin-senpai! Let Touta have his moment!"
Yukihime turns off the smartphone and sighed, wondering if bringing Touta with Karin and Konomaru is a good idea, though Makabe said it is okay, as the three teens have succeeded in their mission, and that's what is important, which she nodded in agreement.
However, their musing is interrupted when Yukihime caught a whiff of sake, which she is familiar and she went outside the door, where she saw Ameya trying to dissuade Shishido from sneaking out a box full of imported, rare sake, and Makabe face-palmed as he realized what Shishido is up to and confronted him, and he, along with Ameya, attempted to dissuade Shishido from carrying out his plan.
"You did what?"
"You smuggled another of Yukihime's imported, rare sake?"
"Shh…not so loud…"
"You idiot!"
"Calm down, Makabe…Shishido…what were you…"
"It's a once in a lifetime…"
"Don't you even think about…"
"He's right, Shishido…"
"Oh, come on…"
It turns out that Shishido snuck off with one of her prized, rare sake, and intends to bribe Ameya and Makabe to help him hide it till he comes up with a way to replace them with substitutes, and the two UQ Holder members are against this told Shishido to return them and not drag them into his foolishness as they do not want to suffer another of Yukihime's wrath.
Shishido grinned and brought out two of her prized sake and offered it to his comrades as a way to bribe them into helping him, yet the two resisted and urges him to return them before she finds out what he just did.
"No way!"
"Over my dead body!"
"Come on…just for old times' sake… "
"Forget it!"
"Count me out!"
"You can have these for free…"
"Shishido!"
"Not so loud, Makabe…"
"Come on, you two…"
However, the door opened and the three men stared wide-eyed seeing who just emerged: Yukihime, and she crossed her arms, eyes piercing her sight towards the trio, and both Ameya and Makabe shivered in fear, seeing that their boss is pissed as hell. They realized that she must have overheard the conversation and thinks that they are in cahoots with Shishido.
Both Makabe and Ameya attempted to calm her down and explain, but Shishido's foolishness worsen the situation as he said that she can have a sip of sake since he already opened it and he is willing to share them, and both UQ Holder members were terrified at what Shishido just said.
"Shishido!"
"What the FUCK are you doing?"
"Bribing her…"
"Are you crazy?"
"Are you really that stupid?"
"Well…it wouldn't hurt to try, right?"
"Shishido!"
"Shishido, you fool!"
"Hee-hee…"
Yukihime glared further and her eyes GLOWED, which Makabe and Ameya realized what is about to happen and are about to bolt away, but Shishido held onto his two comrades and urges them to protect him, and the two men frantically tried to get him to let go as they do not want to get struck by their boss due to Shishido's foolishness.
"Hey!"
"Let go!"
"Save me! Protect me!"
"No way! You got yourself into this!"
"This is your problem! Go solve it by yourself!"
"We're UQ Holder members! We should be looking out for each other! So please…"
"I said let go…huh?"
"Oh no! Yukihime's about to…"
"Ah-ha-ha-ha…"
The scene outside the resort, where a loud explosion is heard and a bright light shone, where the three men are seen flying upwards, they looked like MOVING CHARCOALS as they got fried by the UQ Holder leader, and both Makabe and Ameya berated Shishido for his foolishness which resulted in them feeling her wrath when it is supposed to be only Shishido himself.
"AAIIEEE!"
"GGGYYYAHHH!"
"Heh-heh-heh…"
"Shishido, you idiot!"
"Why do you always drag us in your foolishness?"
"It's fun, right?"
"Once we land, we'll beat you up!"
"And we mean it!"
"Heh-heh-heh…"
-x-
A few blocks away from Fairyland Hall, Touta, Karin and Konomaru are walking as they are heading back to UQ Holder HQ to submit a report to Yukihime, and as the trio tens are walking, you can see that Touta is excited as he really wanted to see Yukihime agreeing to go with them at the resort, whilst Karin is blushing at the thought of wearing a bikini, though Konomaru tells her that it is not wrong to wear one, but Karin is worried that Touta might go HENTAI if he sees her in one.
Konomaru laughed and tells her it is okay and assured that Touta will behave himself, which made Karin suspicious and she asked if Konomaru is sure about that.
"Touta will behave…you say…?"
"Yes."
"I doubt it."
"Really. Touta will keep himself grounded."
"What makes you so sure?"
"I just know it."
"Seriously?"
"Yes."
As the trio are nearing the entrance of Fairyland Hall, the three teens are surprised when Makabe, Ameya and Shishido landed, looking like LIVING CHARCOALS as they were BURNT TO A CRISP, and a pissed off Makabe began to strangle Shishdo for causing their misfortune, and Ameya tries to calm him down which Makabe said that Shishdo always cause him trouble and wanted to get rid of him.
Ameya tries to pull Makabe off Shishido, but he wouldn't budge and Shishido, seeing the three teens, pleads to them for help but they appeared neutral as they watched them expressionlessly.
"Karin-chan! Touta-kun!"
"…"
"Help me!"
"…"
"Save me!"
"…"
"Rescue me!"
"…"
The trio teens ignored them as they went inside, and Ameya tries to calm Makabe down to no avail, as Makabe is so enraged that he doesn't care about anything else and Ameya urges him to let go, seeing that he intend to KILL Shishido for his antics.
"GGGGAAAKKK!"
"Makabe! Calm down!"
"…"
"GGGGAAAKKK!"
"Calm down! He didn't mean it!"
"…"
"Makabe!"
"…"
-x-
At Yukihime's office, the UQ Holder leader is impressed at hearing the report, and after seeing the invite, Yukihime decided to go along with it and said that in two days, they will go to Kyoto to spend three nights at the beach resort, and Touta can be seen jumping in triumph, which Karin tries to pull him down, telling him not to get overly-excited.
However, Touta foolishly said that he can't wait to see her and Yukihime wear a two-piece bikini and would choose which one he would go for, and Karin blushed and began to strangle him out of frustration and embarrassment, and the UQ Holder leader swaet-dropped at seeing the antics in front of her.
"You idiot!"
"GGGAAKK!"
"You and your big mouth!"
"GGGAAKK!"
"Why don't you shut up once in a while?"
"GGGAAKK!"
"Idiot!"
"GGGAAKK!"
Konomaru sighed and apologized, which Yukihime said it is okay, and she tells Karin to stop, saying that it is okay, though the Saintess of Steel asked if she is sure, which Yukihime nodded, and tells her not to be embarrassed over something like wearing a bikini.
Karin reluctantly let go and things went well as she tells the three teens to prepare themselves as they will leave for Kyoto in two days, which the three teens nodded in acknowledgement.
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, ma'am."
-x-
Two days later, the UQ Holder members are at the gate, getting ready to leave, as they are seen holding their baggage as they are set to leave for Kyoto, as their destination would be a the beach resort, and you can see that they are in their summer attire, and the members seen prepared are shown, which the members are:
- Yukihime
- Shishido
- Makabe
- Ameya
- Santa
- Konomaru
- Karin
- Touta
- Shinobu
- Kirie
- Mizore
Everyone are in attendance as Yukihime tells everyone to stay together as they will be traveling in a group, and the limousine came as their belongings are being put there, and in a few minutes the group boarded the limousine and departed from Fairyland Hall and leaves for Kyoto, which takes several hours of travel.
To Be Continued...
Hope you liked this chapter, as things at Chinatown is settled, and Touta's team got a reward for saving a client and are now set to go to Kyoto where a beach resort is waiting for them…
A comedic moment took place as Yukihime got pissed at Shishido's antics and both Makabe and Ameya are punished despite their innocence in the matter…
The same goes for Touta for spouting nonsense which Karin took offense…
And now the group is leaving for Kyoto and head for the beach resort…
Preview:
Yukihime and the UQ Holder are going to a beach resort in Kyoto courtesy of the passes…and while the gang is preparing, an unexpected DRUG makes it way to the rations, where it would play a role that would affect Touta and Karin…
See you in 6-8 weeks (probably around mid-August or early September)…
Reviews are welcomed, but needed…