Chapter Two
"That's really funny," the red suited man laughed, breaking a silence that reigned for at least five minutes. "You can't be Lex Luthor, and you can't be Clark Kent."
"And why the hell not!" Lex snapped, "I have it here on my bank card."
"Flash, be quiet," the man dressed in black said. "We must be in an alternative reality."
"Not another one," Flash groaned as did half of the League.
"Another one?" Lex asked, Clark shrugged.
"So what are you guys?" Clark asked.
"Superheros, lack of better terms," the black man dressed in green said, "I'm Green Lantern."
"What would that make the green girl," Lex muttered, pointing at a woman that looked like she was on fire, "Green Lanterness? And who's the guy with the green arrows? Green Nightlights? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
"Shut up, Lex," Clark whispered, warningly.
"Yeah shut up Luthor," Mrs S said, hearing Clark clearly.
"What are you meant to be? Superwoman?" Lex asked. Clark rolled his eyes.
"Supergirl actually," Kara sneered.
"Okay, that's enough," Superman said, firmly. "Where did Luthor, Grodd and their band of merry villains go?"
"They ran off," Booster Gold said, "You were all too focused on those two."
"Darn," Superman muttered, "Anyway it won't be long before they cause more trouble."
"Son, can you tell us how old you are?" Batman asked.
"Seventeen," Clark said.
"And where are we?"
"Oh for God's sake!" Lex snapped, "You're in Smallville, Kansas, America, on Earth the third planet from the sun, which is our star! This is ridiculous! We're meant to believe you're from another planet!"
"Not a planet," Batman said, "another plane, one that is right where you're standing though you can't see it."
"Hey, Batman, do you think Bruce Wayne lives here?" Flash whispered to him. Batman raised a brow from under the mask.
"Have either of you two ever heard of Bruce Wayne?" Batman asked.
"Yes," Lex said, "I met him once. My father tried to do business with him. Wayne told him to get a life."
"Sounds right," Batman smirked.
"Wayne's lucky, he's a powerful man, only a year or two older then I," Lex said. "My dad doesn't usually take no for an answer. But Wayne shut him up."
He muttered something that sounding like 'but I definitely like Bruce Wayne.'
"Funny you always say no to him," Clark smirked.
"Where can we find Bruce Wayne?" Superman said.
"Gotham," Lex said. "Don't know how he can live there. It's so dark, and it's got on of the highest criminal rates."
"Just your sort of town," Flash said. Batman snarled at him while Lex glared.
"Why my I ask do you live in Smallville?" Superman asked.
"Cause my father dumped me here," Lex shrugged, "He didn't realise I'd learn to love the place."
"Unfortunately for everyone here," Flash muttered.
"I'm sensing some resentment from you," Lex scowled, "Did my father try to kill you or something?"
"Lex," Clark warned, cutting Flash off.
"Yeah Lex, listen to Clark," a man dressed in red and white snapped.
"That's enough, Hawk," Superman said. "We have to get out of here. Before we attract any attention to ourselves. Clark, do you know any where we can stay while we figure out a way to get home?"
"I suppose you could stay on the farm," Clark said, "but I get quite a few visitors. Maybe you could stay at Lex's mansion. You'd all fit and no one will know you are there. How about Lex?"
When he received no answer he turned to find Lex bending down beside a corn plant.
"Lex?" Clark asked as Superman walked beside him to see what the young man was looking at. Lex spun around and threw a green stone at Clark. Both Kryptonians felt them self weaken as the stone fell to the ground shining. Kara felt the effects to but not as badly.
"Clark? Are you o-ooph!" he was tackled to the ground by the woman dressed in a swimming costume and a whip. Flash ran over quickly and picked up the stone he tossed it as far as he could away from the Kryptonians.
"Wonderwoman," Superman warned. The Amazonian had lifted Lex by the shirt with ease.
"Hey put him down!" Clark cried.
"He almost killed Superman!" Shayera snapped. "He's exactly like our Luthor!"
"We should strangle the jackass!" Hawk snarled.
"I'm sure he didn't mean it," a smaller man said, dressed in blue and white.
"Dove, he threw a piece of Kryptonite at them," Green Arrow said, as he cleaned his teeth with a piece of thin grass. Clark raised a brow. How did they now about that?
"I don't think he knows what it is," Superman said, "Diana put him down."
Clark shot out a flare of heat vision at Wonderwoman causing her to drop the billionaire. Lex stared at Clark like he was from another planet.
"What the hell was that!" Lex cried. Oh damn, Clark thought.
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"So this is how you've been doing it all along!" Lex barked, "You've had powers! Why the hell didn't you tell me!"
"I-"
"You don't trust me, do you!" Lex snapped, "You think I'm like my father!"
"I didn't-"
"And now you've invited more of your kind to my house!" Lex snapped, pointing frustratingly at the door the heroes where behind.
"I asked you!" Clark snapped back. "You were to busy throwing the meteor rock around!"
"Was it my fault that buffoon was allergic to them!" Lex snapped back. "What if my dad comes and finds them here? He'd try to experiment on them!"
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"Luthor just called me a buffoon," Superman muttered. He was using his super hearing to spy on the two men as he was worried about Lex harming Clark.
"Do you think that Clark knows much about Krypton?" Batman asked.
"I don't know," Superman answered. "I could ask him."
With that Superman opened the door and walked up to the two arguing friends, who stopped to look at him.
"Clark, can I speak to you alone," Superman asked.
"If you can't see we're arguing now!" Lex snapped.
"What about?" Clark asked, punching Lex in the armed to silence him.
"About Kal-el," Superman said softly. Clark's eyes widened as Lex raised a brow rubbing his sore arm.
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Next Chapter: Superman and Clark talk, just as Flash and Lex get into a fight. Clark meets and greets all of the Justice League properly. Clark explains to Lex all of his powers.
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