Warning: Language…and Porn mention…
Chapter Eight
Early in the morning, inside Smallville High, Chloe Sullivan was printing out the latest edition of the torch. Many of the students were now arriving; the hallways were getting louder with shrieks and gossiping.
Just as she sat on her chair in front of her computer, Lana Lang walked in smiling at her. "Morning Chloe."
"Morning," Chloe grinned. "Nice day isn't it."
"Yeah," Lana smiled, "Do you reckon Clark is going to be here today?"
"I think so," Chloe smiled, "That was stunning wasn't it. I'm glad Clark found his parents finally."
"So am I," Lana said, "But it's sad, they spent almost sixteen years believing Clark was dead. Now they found him again alive, they must all be relieved."
"I guess they would be," Chloe mused.
"You think Clark would go back with them?" asked Lana, frowning.
"I don't know," Chloe shrugged, also frowning, "It's up to him."
"You're right," Lana agreed.
"I got an email from Lex," Chloe said, opening the email. She read it quickly, before looking up at Lana, "I just got asked out on a date, over the net!"
"What!" Lana said reading the email. "Who's Don?"
"Lex's cousin," Chloe said.
"Say yes!" Lana said, excitedly. "You can have it at the Talon."
"I'm surprised he emailed me," Chloe said, "He was so nervous when I first met him, and it's not like I did any thing to encourage him."
"So he really likes you," Lana shrugged, "just say yes!"
"Okay," Chloe said, opening a new message.
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"I'm not going to jump of the roof!" Clark squeaked. He and Kal-El where on the barn's roof beginning Clark's first flying lesson. Superman had flown the two of them up there and was know waiting for Clark to make his first move. "I have to go to school!"
"You have ages for school. Clark, it'll be okay," Kal-El smiled, "I'm right next to you, and if you fall I'll catch you. And if I don't, it's not like it will hurt."
Clark nodded, and closed his eyes. He moved towards the edge of the roof and swallowed fearfully. He may have been standing there for a few minutes before he heard Superman sigh behind him.
"Jump, Clark," Kal-El said. "Trust yourself, just imagine you are floating. Breathe in slowly and relax. Don't make me push you."
Clark smiled and jumped, he felt himself fall. "Ahhhhh- huh! I'm doing it!"
He found himself floating beside the barn. Superman clapped, cheerfully. "Good job!"
Clark grinned at him, and looked down. His grinned faltered, moments before he dropped face-first, into a pile of mud. Superman looked down and bit his lip and flew down after him.
"Clark!" Martha came running towards him. Jonathan was running behind her. Superman gently pulled Clark up. His entire clothing and his face was covered in mud.
"Son, what happened?" Jonathon asked
"I tried to fly," Clark said, crest-fallen. "I don't think I'll ever be Superman. I'm hopeless."
"You wait one moment," Kal-El snapped, not liking being called hopeless. "Don't think I was able to control my powers on the day I was born. It took years of hard work and practise. But I never gave up, and neither should you."
"You're right," Jonathan said to Clark, he cleared his throat and then fixed himself; "I mean he's right. It took you a while to control all your powers, and I'm guessing flying is the hardest one."
"Dad's right," Kal-El said, earning a stare from Jonathan. "You just need to keep on practising. How about one more go, before you leave for school?"
"Okay," Clark said.
"We'll try this in a different approach," Superman said, "Take my hand, Clark."
"Okay," Clark said, taking Superman's hand.
"You can do it sweetie," Martha said, as Kal-El flew them up into the air, and began to fly them around the farm slowly, allowing Clark to adjust to the wind beneath and above him. Kal-El faced Clark and smiled at the younger boy. Clark grinned back, momentarily forgetting his fear of heights.
"Shall I let go?" Superman asked as they flew over the cows.
"O-okay," Clark nodded nervously.
"I'll count to three," Kal-El said, "One, two, three."
Superman let go of Clark's hand and turned himself into standing position. He floated in the same spot as Clark flew a few metres away from him.
"I think I'm getting the hang of this," Clark said, as he done a flip in the middle of the sky.
"I think you are," Superman grinned. Clark grinned back, and once more that grinned faltered as he fell out of the sky and landed head first in a pile of manure. A cow mooed from beside him, as Wally and Bart burst out into laughter from behind the Kents. Superman flew down and helped Clark up.
"Yuck!" Clark cried.
"It happens," Superman said, stepping back, trying to block his nose. Clark glared at him from behind the faeces. "Maybe you should have a shower."
"Gee, ya think," Clark said, sarcastically. He sped of into the house, leaving Flash and Bart snorting with laughter. Superman flew at them, like a speeding bullet, and whacked both men across the head.
"Ouch!" Wally cried.
"That's child abuse!" Bart snapped. Superman growled, causing both speed-demons to 'eep.'
"Let's go annoy Lex," Flash said, before grabbing Bart and running off.
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"What's wrong with you?" Bruce asked as he entered Lex's office. The bald man was on his computer with a raised brow, and a confused look on his face.
"I don't remember emailing Chloe and asking her out on a date?" Lex said when suddenly Flash, dressed in his favourite red spandex, zoomed in beside him with a boy who was younger the Clark. Lex groaned, "What are you doing here?"
"You know Bruce Wayne?" Bart asked stunned, looking at Flash for an answer.
"Yes and no," Flash said, holding his hand out to Bruce, who took it and shook it. "Name's Flash, this is Bart. I'm one of Batty's friends."
"Don't call me Batty," Batman snapped as he walked into the room. He looked mistrustfully at Bart. "Who's the kid?"
"I am not a kid," Bart snapped.
"This is Bart," Flash grinned, "He's me, from this world."
"So your name is Bart," Lex asked, looking at Wally. "Should have known. You are as annoying as Bart Simpsons."
"Actually," Flash said, "I'm named after some one you can't find."
Batman smirked. Flash gave him a look. "What are you smirking about?"
"That was actually a good joke for once," Batman said, bluntly. He walked behind Lex and read the email quickly.
"Who is Chloe Sullivan and why is she asking Dove out?" Batman said, suspiciously.
"Oh! She's asking Don out," Lex said, "I was thinking she was asking me out."
"If any one asked you out, they'd be blind, deaf, drunk, mute, and stupid," Flash grinned. Bruce snorted from behind him as Bart burst into laughter.
"Har, har," Lex said, throwing a pencil at Flash, who of course dodged it.
"Great shot, baldy," Flash grinned, throwing the pencil back at Lex. It hit Lex across his bald head and bounced on, magically landing in a pencil tin that it was pulled out of.
"Do you ever think the reason why your Luthor tried to kill you was because you're a pain?" Lex barked.
"What's he talking about Flashy," Bart asked.
"You better not be as annoying as he is!" Lex snarled. Flash grabbed Lex by the shirt and pulled him forward, just as Hawk and Dove entered the room.
"Pound his head in!" Hank encouraged as Don ran over and slipped between the men.
"It's okay Flash," Don said, soothingly, "Just relax!"
"Stop that," Batman snapped, pulling the men apart. He pushed Flash towards Hawk and Bart and pushed Lex onto the chair. "What are you gonna do about that email?"
"I don't know," Lex said, still glaring at Flash. "Why are you here?"
"Cause we pissed off the Supermen," Bart answered.
"No surprise," Lex said, before looking up at Don. "You have an email from Chloe."
"Really," Don asked stunned.
"I don't remember you emailing her though," Lex said.
"Oh sorry," Don said, misunderstanding Lex.
"About what?"
"Using your email," Don shrugged.
"Please," Lex said, shaking his head. "Are you going to read it?"
"Suppose," Don said, as he walked over to read the email. Lex opened up the page once more so Don could read it.
'Don,
Hey, sure I'd like to get some coffee with you. I know of a place, the Talon. My friend, Lana runs it. When are you available?
Chloe Sullivan.'
"So what are you gonna do?" Flash said, after zooming next to Lex and Don.
"Email her back!" Bart said, "Get some action!"
"I-"
"Woo Her!" Flash said.
"I-"
"It isn't that hard," Bart added.
"Will you two shut up?" Batman barked. Both speed demons stared at Batman.
"You have to email her," Bruce said. "You emailed her before and now she's waiting for a reply."
"Or you could play hard to get," Lex suggested.
"Don, play hard to get," Hank laughed. "Don't be stupid!"
"Will you all shut up and let him think?" Batman sighed.
"What do I say?" Don asked.
"It isn't rocket science," Flash sighed, pushing Lex of the chair. He began to type at top speed. "There you go."
'Dear -insert name here-.
I'm available all the time, because I have no life. Talon sounds alright, but has it got Ice Mochas?
Donnykins.'
"Flash!" Don sighed. "I have a life; I hate ice mochas and don't call me Donnykins."
"Well, insert her name, Donnykins," Flash grinned, ignoring what he said. Bruce sighed and pulled him of the chair.
"Let me do it," Bruce sighed as he began to type up in slower way. "How's that?"
"Much better," Don said.
"Good," Bruce said as he clicked the send button. Don smiled, uncertainly.
"I still say my message was better," Flash said.
"If you were going out with her," Hank laughed. "We better find you a girl here too. Is it true Kara's found herself a guy? I heard Fire and Canary yapping about it."
"Yeah, but don't tell Supes," Flash sniggered. "Probably flatter the poor kid."
"Who is it?" Lex asked.
"That Pete Russel guy," Flash said.
"Ross, you mean," Lex said. Flash shrugged.
"How's Booster?" Don asked.
"He's cool," Flash grinned, "But the little booger at all the ice-cream and laid all the blame on me. Superman believed him, obviously."
"So would I," Batman said. "Booster doesn't have the stomach of fifty men."
"I don't have fifty stomachs," Flash said, rudely.
"You misunderstood what I said," Batman sighed.
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"Morning
Chloe," Clark said, rushing into the torch room.
"Morning Clark," Chloe said, from behind her computer. "How are you and the new family?"
"They are all great," Clark said, happily, as Lana walked into the room. "Hi Lana."
"Hey Clark," Lana said, kissing Clark on the lips. "What's that smell?"
"Smells like crap," Chloe said, as she opened her email.
"Damn," Clark said, going red, "I thought I washed up well enough."
"What happened?" Lana asked.
"I sort of fell into cow manure," Clark said, softly with awkwardness. Chloe laughed as Lana stepped back.
"How'd you manage that?" Chloe asked. "Can I get a quote? Its front page material?"
"No!" Clark gasped.
"Hmm, a How Embarrassment Corner," Chloe said, thoughtfully. "You can remain anonymous."
"No thanks," Clark said. "You guys wouldn't have any aftershave on you."
"If you want Calvin Klein," Chloe said. Clark nodded gratefully. "For girls."
"Oh, no thanks," Clark sighed, as Pete entered.
"Why the need for aftershave," Pete asked, sniffing, "Never mind, I understand."
"You have anything?" Clark asked, Pete nodded and pulled out a can and handed it to Clark. He sprayed himself with the spray and sighed. "Is the smell going?"
"Now you smell like a cow, in deodorant," Chloe laughed. "Oh, he emailed me again?"
"Who?" Lana asked.
"Lex's cousin Don," Chloe grinned, Clark perked up as the girls read the email.
'Dear Chloe,
I'm glad you emailed me back, it means a lot. The Talon sounds great. The time doesn't bother me much as I am available all the time. Give me a time, and I'll see you there.
Don.'
"What does he want?" Clark asked, walking over to read the email. Pete followed.
"To go out on a date," Chloe said. "He seems really sweet."
"Yeah, I've met him," Clark said. "He seemed cool."
"Okay," Chloe said, "I wonder if he can go down this arvo?"
"Email him," Lana encouraged. Chloe nodded and opened a new message. She typed up an answer and hit the send button.
"Pete's got the hots for my sister," Clark pointed out; Pete punched him across the arm playfully.
"Thanks Flash," Pete said.
"Who's Flash?" Lana asked.
"Just a personal joke between us boys," Clark laughed.
"Pete why don't you ask Kara out?" Chloe said. "We could make it a double date, or if Clark and Lana wanna join us a triple?"
"I would," Pete said. "If her dad didn't kill me."
Clark laughed. "Dad doesn't like Pete much."
"Poor Pete," Lana said.
"Maybe next time," Chloe said, "I'll see how Don rates."
"You rate your men?" Pete and Clark asked.
"Yes," Chloe and Lana said together.
"What do I rate?" Clark asked, nervously.
"One," Pete said, "You ain't my type."
The girls laughed, and both held up ten fingers.
"Oh good," Clark grinned.
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"Hey Don," Lex called, "She's emailed back."
"Really?" Don asked, walking over. He looked over Lex's shoulder and read the email.
'Dear Don,
I'm glad you emailed too. How's this afternoon, after school? I can meet you there at the Talon. Lex now's the place so he can show you if he isn't busy.
I'm looking forward to our date.
Chloe.'
"What am I gonna wear?" Don asked, as some one knocked on the door.
"Flash, hide, now," Batman said, before disappearing out of site. Flash followed him also hiding.
"Come in," Lex said, the door opened as Julia walked in.
"Are you ready for breakfast?" Julia asked.
"Yeah," Lex said. "You guys hungry?"
"Yeah!" Bart grinned. Julia looked at him curiously.
"Uh, Julia, this is Bart," Lex said. "He's Clark Kent's friend."
"What's up," Bart said, flirtingly.
"The roof," Julia said, bluntly. Lex sniggered and then winced. He looked under the table to see the Flash glaring at him.
"So what do I wear?" Don asked, helplessly, food not on his mind. Julia gave him a look. "You're a girl! What do girls like?"
"Food," Julia shrugged, "How would I now, helping some one get dressed wasn't in my job application, or in my Résumé."
"What Résumé?" Lex asked. "You showed up on my door and said 'hey, I need a job bub.' The only reason I did close the door in your face was because you made me laugh."
"Now you can't live with out me," Julia smirked.
"Oh, I'd die," Lex said, sarcastically.
"That's a big loss," Flash said, just as sarcastically from beneath the table. All the men held their breath as Julia looked around. Batman slapped his hand across his forehead impatiently, from his hiding area.
"Who said that?" Julia asked.
"Uh, I did," Hawk said quickly.
"You must be a very good mannequin controller," Julia said, "Any way, foods ready."
"We'll be there in a minute," Lex said. "I have to go call the rest of my guests."
"I can go," Julia suggested. The men all gave each other quick look, Shayera was inside one of the rooms.
"It's okay," Don said, quickly. "I need to speak to the girls any way."
"Okay," Julia nodded, "I'll see you lot soon."
"Okay," Lex said, as Don ran out of the room. Julia walked after him.
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"So what will you were today?" Lana asked, grinning at her best friend.
"I don't know," Chloe said, "I'm not sure what type of impression I want to make or what to wear."
"Try the 'I want to get you know you first before we get serious look'" Lana smiled.
"Good idea," Chloe said, "I don't want to rush thing. Which reminds me, will you have any tables?"
"For you," Lana laughed, as she pulled out her school bag from her locker and packed it, "Obviously."
"Will you help me choose something?" Chloe asked.
"Of course I will,"
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"Hey Supes," Clark said, running up the stairs in his Loft.
"Hello, Clark," Superman smiled, putting down a Warrior Angel comic. "How was school?"
"Good," Clark said, "Don's got a date with my friend Chloe."
"Dove?"
"Yeah," Clark grinned.
"That's great," Superman asked. He then looked sceptical "He asked her?"
"Emailed actually," Clark said. "Why?"
"I didn't think Don had the courage to ask a girl out," Superman shrugged, "He's very shy around the opposite sex. He must have had help from Fire and Black Canary."
"Well Chloe's happy about it," Clark grinned, "she and Lana were talking about it all day today. Actually it drove me and Pete insane."
"Women," Superman laughed, he looked at Clark seriously before asking. "You want to practise flying again?"
"Uh," Clark bit his lip. "Okay, although no flying over cows anymore."
"Okay," Superman smiled, offering his hand. "Let's go."
"Alright," Clark smiled, back taking the offered hand. The two Kryptonians floated up before flying out the window, their hair moving in the wind. Superman flew Clark away from the farm, as fast as he could, his cape fluttering behind him.The two were above an empty valley where no one could see them. He finally let go of Clark's hand and watched as the boy faltered for a second and almost fell. But he pushed himself up until he was flying around slowly near Superman, like a newborn dolphin calf swimming near its protective mother. "I think I'm getting the hang of this."
"I knew you would," Superman smiled, "Relaxing isn't it."
"Yeah," Clark said, floating on his bag as though in a pool. "It is."
"You said that Lex ran you over?" Superman asked.
"Yeah," Clark grinned, doing a backflip. "He was talking on the phone and this truck in front of him dropped some log or something and when Lex finally saw it he spun out of control to miss it. He flew off the bridge and took me with him."
"Sounds like he drives like a psycho," Superman sighed.
"He does," Clark laughed, "When he asked my dad what he could do to repay us, my dad said 'Drive Slower.'"
Superman laughed. "Sounds like something dad would say."
"Me and Lex still laugh about that," Clark said, laughing hard. He's laughing was cut abruptly when he found himself falling once more. "Not again."
"Clark, I want you to pull yourself up," Superman said, as Clark began to fall down fast. "Concentrate, I won't help you up this time. I know you can do it."
"Help!" Clark screamed, not listening as he fell down and landed butt first on the ground. He winced in pain. Pain? He turned his head to see a growing green rock beside him, another behind him, another behind that one. He was surrounded by Kryptonite. He looked up to see Superman flying down. "Don't!"
"Are you okay?" Superman said, coming closer.
"Kryptonite!" Clark gasped. Superman stopped flying down and flew back up again. "Help me!"
"I will, Clark," Superman said, "I'll go get help. I can't get you alone."
"Don't go!" Clark cried, weakly.
"I'll be back before you know it!" Superman said, as he began to fly off, "I promise."
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"If we go back to were Luthor and Clark found you," Bruce said, "Perhaps we could find a way to send you back."
"We need another one of those Lamussu's," Batman said. "Either that or we work on a transporter to send us home."
"We can do that?" Bruce asked.
"You'd be surprised at the things we can do,"
"What about all of the other people who came with you?" Bruce asked, "The Joker you said, and the other Lex Luthor?"
"We'll have to either trick them into it, or force them in," Batman said, "They won't want to return willingly."
"How will you-" Batman suddenly tackled Bruce down to the ground as the window beside them shattered. Bruce shot up to see a man dress in blue tights, red underwear and boots and a red cap, with a 'S' on his chest. "I'm guessing your Superman?"
"Bruce, Clark's in trouble," Superman said, ignoring the younger man.
"What? How?" Batman asked.
"I'll explain on the way," Superman said grabbing Batman and flying out the window.
"Nice," Bruce Wayne said, watching two older men disappear, just as the door swung open. Julia rushed in, and stopped when she saw the window.
"What happened, Bruce?" she asked, running over. She checked Bruce to see if he had any cuts from the glass.
"It was just Batman," Bruce said.
"I thought you were Batman," Julia asked, a questioning look on her face
"I am," Bruce said, "But he is from another reality. Don't ask."
"I won't," Julia said, just as they heard foot steps rushing to the room. Lex rushed in and stopped abruptly when he saw the window.
"Are you two okay?" He asked, running over. Like Julia he checked both adults for cuts, as he felt it was his responsibilities. "What happened?"
"I don't know," Bruce said, "The window just smashed."
"That's odd," Lex said. "The glass is all inside so it wasn't broken from outside."
"Strange isn't it," Julia said. "Your home is weird. I'll go call the Window Repairer."
"Okay," Lex said. Julia rushed out of the room, "What happened?"
"Clark's in trouble," Bruce said. "Superman came, and he and Batman went to help him."
"What's wrong with him?" Lex asked, worried about his best friend.
"I just heard him say that they were flying and then Clark fell," Bruce said. "Superman said something about Kryptonite."
"Oh no," Lex gasped.
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"There he is!" Superman said, pointing to an unconscious Clark. "Oh Lord! He looks terrible."
Batman pulled out one of his gizmo's and handed it to Superman; he pulled a thin string from the bat shaped object and handed the bat to Superman. "Hold onto this. Once I got the boy press this button it'll pull me up."
"Okay," Superman nodded. Batman jumped holding onto the rope, and fell down landing next to Clark. He gathered the weakened boy into his arms and waited for Superman to press the button. Moments later he was zooming up, Superman grabbed onto Batman and Clark tightly before flying off. Clark stirred in Batman's arms and opened his eyes.
"Thanks," he said, as his strength returned.
"That's alright," Batman said.
"You gave me a scare," Superman sighed.
"Sorry," Clark said, sadly. "Flying isn't for me is it?"
"It will be," Batman said. "Just give it time."
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Chloe sat at a table for two waiting for her date to arrive. She had only arrived five minutes earlier and was now waiting nervously for Don. She dressed herself in a pair of jeans, a red singlet and a pair of brown boots. She heard the door bell ring as it opened once more, she looked up hopefully, and grinned when she saw Don walk in, shaking nervously. He too was dressed in jeans, and green t-shirt.
"Hey Don," Chloe smiled, standing up. Don grinned at her weakly and held up a bouquet of tulips, Lex had told him they were her favourites. "Tulips. I love tulips!"
She took the flowers of her date and sniffed them.
"I hope you like them," Don said. Chloe nodded and sat herself back down. Don stood next to her unsure of what to do next. Chloe motioned for him to sit down, smiling to herself. He was so nervous, it was as though he was about to be sentence to death.
"So what do you do for a living?" Chloe asked.
Don opened his mouth then closed it, he then said, "Uh, not much, between jobs."
"Oh," Chloe said. "What kind of jobs have you taken?"
"I like childcare," he said, smiling. "Kids are cute."
"Really, I think they're annoying little brats,' Chloe smiled.
"Well, they can be at times," Don said, relaxing a little, "But they make me laugh. You know they say really cute things sometimes."
"I guess they do," Chloe grinned. "You like animals?"
"I love Doves," Don said, easily. "Very peaceful animals."
"You sound quite diplomatic," Chloe laughed.
"I am," Don said, "I don't fight unless if I must. What animals do you like?"
"Cats," Chloe said.
"Makes sense," Don smiled, "You are a reporter, and cats are curious."
Chloe laughed.
"I'll go get our coffee," Don said, "How do you take it?"
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Lex sat down in front of his personal computer in his bedroom, and opened it up to his SexyLexi email and read through them. Batman had just messaged Bruce and told them that Clark was fine.
Clark Kent – Subject – One armed Monkey - Read
Clark Kent – Subject – Chain Gang - Read
Clark Kent – Subject – Naked Chicks – Read
Clark Kent – Subject – Austin Powers - Read
Clark Kent – Subject – Movies - Read
Clark Kent – Subject – I'm bored – Read
Clark Kent – Subject – I'm still bored – Read
Clark Kent – Subject – I'm bored-yet again – Read
Clark Kent – Subject – I'm dying of boredom – Read
Clark Kent – Subject – Orlando Bloom Sucks - Read
Clark Kent – Subject – We should kill Bloom - Read
Chloe Sullivan – Subject – Chain Gang - Read
Chloe Sullivan – Subject – Get your mind… - Read
Chloe Sullivan – Subject – Women driving – Read
Chloe Sullivan – Subject – RE Date with Don – Read
Chloe Sullivan – Subject – RE Date with Don – Read
Chloe Sullivan – Subject – RE Date with Don – Read
Lana Lang – Subject – Chain Gang… - Read
Lana Lang – Subject – Dreams… - Read
Lana Lang – Subject – Jokes… - Read
Lana Lang – Subject – Men… - Read
Kents – Subject – Dinner - Read
Bruce Wayne – Subject – RE Bats – Read
Bruce Wayne – Subject – RE Bats – Read
Bruce Wayne – Subject – Are you drunk? – Read
PornoProgram – Subject – Naked teens- Read
PornoProgram – Subject – Sexy Brunettes- Read
PornoProgram – Subject – Down and Dirty Grannies- Unread
PornoProgram – Subject – Boys- unread
PornoProgram – Subject – Blonde Bombshells- Read
Jimmy Olsen – Subject – Paris Hilton's Sex Video- Read
Lionel Luthor – Subject – Meeting in Metropolis- Unread.
Lex clicked on the newest email from father, and sighed. He hoped he didn't have to leave Smallville for too long. He was enjoying his company a lot, well not much so the Flash and Hawk. But he'd miss his conversations with Batman, who barely answered him back so it was a one sided conversation, or Don, his views on politics made him snigger, if Don ever mentioned something like that to his father, Lionel would most probably shot Don. He read the email once it loaded and groaned.
'Lex,
I hope life finds you well, son.
I need you to come to Metropolis as soon as you possible could. I have a matter of urgency I need your guidance in. Hopes to see you soon.
My regards
Your loving father.
Lionel Luthor.'
Lex snorted. Loving father, my ass, he thought as he clicked the reply button. He began to type up his reply. Once he finished and sent it, he got up to get ready to leave.
The sooner I go the sooner I get back.
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'Dear dad,
You're not in Smallville, so life is sweet
I'll be there soon, this better be good, because I have visitors.
Don't kid yourself.
Lexy.'
"That ungrateful brat!" Lionel snarled, as Luthor read through the email. "After everything I've done for that little bastard! I've bailed him out of jail! Saved him from me killing him! That little snot!"
"Don't worry," Luthor laughed. He then added seriously, "We'll fix him up when he arrives. I'll teach him to be best friends with Superman!"
"What will you do to him?" Star Sapphire asked as she filed down one of Giganta's nails.
"What on earth are you doing?" Luthor asked.
"Just because were evil, doesn't mean we can't pretty up ourselves," Star said, pulling out three nail polishes, "Black, hot pink or clear?
"Hot pink," Giganta answered, holding out her hands "So what are you gonna do Mr Luthor?"
"Give me the Black," Shade said, grabbing the black from the girls. Lionel gave his son from another world a look. 'Don't ask,' Lex mouth.
"I don't know yet," Lionel said, "I suppose I could, uh, use that Electro Therapy again."
"What's that?" Luthor asked.
"It sends waves through the brain to erase recent memories," Lionel said. "We could tell him Kent attacked him with it."
"Good idea," Luthor laughed evilly. Lionel joined him.
"Don't they remind you of Austin Powers," Parasite muttered.
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"Julia," Lex said, walking into the kitchen where the brown hair girl was washing the dishes. He had a suitcase in his hands. "I need to leave for Metropolis for a day or so. I should be back very soon. Could you tell Mr Wayne that I'll be back soon? And my cousins, Hank and Don, and my other guests?"
"Sure," Julia said, drying her hands. "Why are you going?"
"My father apparently has something important to discus with me," Lex said, as he head towards the door to leave. He stopped and turned around, "Would you like to come with me? I'd enjoy the company."
"Sure," Julia shrugged, "I'll go pack."
"I'll write a note to my guests then," Lex said. "They're all busy with their own little things right now."
"Okay," Julia said, heading to her room, "I'll be there in a few minutes."
"Don't pack your entire wardrobe," Lex said, out of experience with every girl he ever travelled with. Each one would pack a tonne of clothes, make up and accessories in about ten travelling bags.
"I had no intention to," Julia said from afar.
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"Are you ready?" Lex yelled as he pulled Julia into the LuthorJet.
"Yes," Julia answered, as she buckled up. "I hate flying."
"I did too as a kid," Lex said. "I was terrified."
"Oh I'm not scared," Julia smiled. "It's just boring."
"You find everything boring Julia," Lex smiled.
"Well, at least we got each other's company," Julia grinned.
"Yeah," Lex said. "Usually it's the pilot my self and my father."
"Sounds wonderful," Julia said, sarcastically just as the jet took off.
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"Hey Baldy," Flash said, walking into the said man's bedroom. He whistled at what he saw. A large king-size bed, with silk blankets, a large flat screen TV opposite of the bed. There was a beautifully crafted table with a computer resting on it. He sat on the table and switched the computer on. He waited until it loaded, and grinned when he saw a picture of a five year old boy with red hair sitting in his mother's lap. "How cute, who is it?"
He opened the folder named My Documents and clicked into My Pictures. He saw different folders, named Animals, Angels, Assyrian and Egyptian Art, Garfield Comics, and Family. Wally clicked into the Family Folder. Instantly three folders came up, named Me, Mum, Mum and I. Flash clicked into me and raised a brow when he saw Lex with his red hair. There were about five hundred photos alone. He clicked back and entered Mum and me, and saw the wall paper picture and others. Lex was about twelve years when the photo's of Lex and his mother stopped. There were a few pictures of Lionel Luthor, but each one had a face drawn on them using the paint program. Wally sniggered evilly; his face suddenly went serious in realisation. Perhaps their Luthor had gone in search for Lex but found Lionel instead. He stood up to tell Batman but then remembered Bruce said he went to help Superman. He sat back down and decided to check his email.
"I wonder if it'll work here," Flash thought as he clicked onto the Net and entered Hotmail. For some odd reason it was already entered in Lex's email, Flash moved the mouse up to log of when a few emails caught his attention. He clicked on one of the emails and grinned as the email popped up. "Hell YEAH!"
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Lex jumped out of the jet once it landed on top of LuthorCorp and held his hand out for Julia to jump out of the jet. She took his hand and jumped out. Together the two walked towards Lex's father who was standing next to a bald man. The Jet took of leaving Julia and Lex in dust.
"Damn," Julia sighed, dusting herself.
"Lex, son," Lionel smiled at his son; it faltered when he saw Julia. "Who is she son?"
"Just one of my workers," Lex said, Julia smiled at Lionel with a cold bluntness in her eyes.
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Flash grinned, as he pressed the back button to see if Lex had anymore interesting emails. He frowned when he found that was the last
'Lionel Luthor – Subject – Meeting in Metropolis- Read.'
It was only sent today. Flash gasped and clicked into it. "Oh no!"
He stood up and ran to the door just as it opened. Bart stood at the other side looking at Flash curiously.
"Bart!" Flash said, "I need to find Batman and tell him Lex has gone to see Lionel, his dad. I think our Luthor is with him, if he is Lex may be in trouble."
"That's why I came to find you," Bart said, pulling a note from his pocket, "He took that chick with him, the hot girl Julia."
"Go quick!" Flash said, pushing Bart, "Go to Kent farm, Batman should be there. Tell GL first though and then go. I'm gonna go see if I can get him back."
Bart nodded, as Flash zoomed off. He too ran towards Green Lantern.
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"Son," Lionel said, forcing his son into a hug. Lex pushed his father away. "I'm glad you came."
"Well what do you want, I need to return home," Lex said. "I actually work for a living."
"Son," Lionel said. "I like you to meet a new friend of mine."
"That's it?" Lex said. "You made me fly here just to meet a friend."
"Now Lex," Lionel chided, "Don't be rude."
"I learnt from the original," Lex said.
"You're right, he is under-disciplined," the bald man said. Lex glared at him, as Lionel let out his trademark laugh.
"Son," Lionel said, "This is you, from another version of this world."
"And unfortunately for young Julia here," Luthor said, pulling out a pistol. "She can't know that."
"Oh shit," Julia curse. Lex screamed a no as the trigger was pulled.
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Next Chapter: Don and Chloe finish their date, and organise another, with Pete and Kara. Bart warns Batman. Will Flash get to Metropolis in time to save Julia and Lex? Or will Julia pull out a trick from her own bag. What's the deal with Bruce Wayne and Julia?
So does any one have any clue who Julia is other then me?
Whiteraven12345- Thanks for the review, I actually updated earlier then I thought
GizzyGiz – You're not by any chance Gizmo are you…or are you two different peeps? I hope you enjoyed the flying lessons… What's a story with out some good old toilet humour…?
Ozscott- I actually updated early this time, I'm not that busy yet, but I'm guessing I won't have time soon. I like how I done Don as well, but I sort of wrote him a little immature and childish. But I suppose some men will act like that if they like a girl that much. Superman's reaction will come soon, when Pete, Kara, Chloe and Don have a double date. I might add Lana and Clark with them as well for the heck of it. You'll get introduced to a hero-to-be next chapter… It's gonna shock you!
Almost 2800 hits…damn I'm good…. Hehehehehe makes me wanna never end the fiction…
I might do a sequel…Depending on my brain when I finish and how I end it…
Didn't you just love the "That's a big loss," Flash said, sarcastically from under the table…I was laughing so hard when I wrote that.
Peace and Chicken Grease…
Afro!