Your second husband also disappeared
that was his job. He was an illusionist.
But he never reappeared.
He wasn't a very good illusionist (Mrs. White and Wadsworth from Clue the movie.)

I had to add that, I've watched this movie three times in a row. I also think it's a really funny line. If I'm still bored in later chapters I'll probably add more movie quotes. : Ducks the random flying objects: yeah, I like movie quotes. Anyhoo, here's chapter 4

Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom. I own Kaitlyn, Michelle, any other character you don't recognize and the plot! It's mine you can't have it! Unless I'm told first.

Chapter 4

" He really kissed you?"

" Yeah, he did!" Kaitlyn and Amanda squealed.

" I can't believe it!"

" I know it's great!" Kaitlyn cried, twirling the phone cord around her finger.

" I so wish I was you right now!" Amanda said, jealousy lacing her words.

" Ugh, I have to go. Dinner's ready." Kaitlyn said, releasing the cord.

" Bye." Amanda said. Kaitlyn hung up and walked into the kitchen.

" Tonight I've made my famous spaghetti!" Danny said, lifting the lid on the plate. Michelle and Kaitlyn wrinkled their noses, it smelled awful. Danny looked at the pathetic blob and smiled sheepishly.

" I'm not that great of a cook." He said.

" No kidding." Michelle said, looking at it in disgust. Sam elbowed her.

" Be nice. It was a nice try. Why don't we all go out for Chinese instead?" She suggested. Kaitlyn and Michelle nodded in agreement. The soon-to-be-once-again family walked out to the car and headed off to the Chinese restaurant in town. The waiter came and took their orders.

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After eating they all went home. Michelle and Kaitlyn went into Kaitlyn's room and sat down.

" So did you and that new guy have fun? What was his name? Daron, Damon…"

" Derek." Kaitlyn said, irritably.

" Right Derek, that was his name." Michelle said. Kaitlyn sighed, and shook her head. Michelle could be a major pain. Michelle smiled sweetly.

" So… did you have fun?" Kaitlyn, looked down, blushing.

" Yeah."

" So, how was the kiss?"

" What? I never told you about the kiss!" Kaitlyn said, her head whipping up.

" You just did." Michelle retorted, smiling evilly.

" Okay, if there's one person daddy has to worry about turning evil, it's you." Kaitlyn said, shoving Michelle out the door. Michelle laughed.

" Good night." She said.

The next Saturday the twins woke up to find Danny and Sam on the couch, making out.

" Oh god." Michelle said, turning around and walking down the hall, then coming back.

" Get a room." She said.

" We had a room, until you walked in." Sam said, wiping her mouth. Michelle groaned and walked to the kitchen for golden grahams.

" Is that all you eat in the morning?" Kaitlyn asked.

" Yeah, pretty much.

" So mundane little sister." Kaitlyn said jokingly.

" Hey! Who said you're older?"

" Well I act older." Kaitlyn insisted.

" Big deal! That means nothing." Michelle said.

" Fine, I can settle this." Kaitlyn said. " DAD!" she screamed. Danny ran in.

" What wrong?" he asked, ready to go ghost.

" Who's older Michelle or me?" Danny smiled sheepishly.

" I'm not sure."

" Why not?" Michelle asked, amused.

" Because, he passed out as soon as the doctor announced he could see the head." Sam said, walking in.

" Fine, do you know who's older?" Michelle asked.

" Michelle is." Sam said.

" HA!" Michelle shouted.

" Or… Kaitlyn … oh crap." Sam said, freezing.

" You don't know who's older?" Michelle cried.

" Well, that stinks." Kaitlyn said.

" This could create issues." Sam decided.

A/N yeah, nothing really, but I wanted reactions to Kaitlyn's kiss and the who's older fight was something I think is funny, mainly because I see it all the time with my friends Misty, Maddie, and Meiko. Granted they're triplets.