Chapter 13
"Bart!" Flash snapped, as Julia landed on the ground a few feet before him.
"He's asleep," Julia growled, as she handed the sleeping boy to him.
"Did he say why he ran away?" Don asked.
"No, I was to busy saving his life," Julia said.
"Why? What happened?" Don asked.
"What the hell happened to his ankle?" Green Arrow asked. Flash looked down and screamed when he saw the deformed ankle.
"He got it trapped under a rock," Julia said, slapping Flash across the head, "In his attempt to escape he snapped it."
"Ouch," Fire winced.
"That reminds me," Julia said, as Shayera and Wonderwoman flew through the window with another woman, "Meet our world's Diana. Oh joy."
"Where am I?" Diana asked her older self.
"In America," Diana answered.
"So what do we call you," Black Canary asked, smiling at the younger woman, "Other than Diana."
"Princess," Diana said.
"Well that explains the stuck-up-ness," Julia muttered, Diana sneered at her.
"Well I'm calling our Diana, Princess," Flash said, "I always do."
"I know," Wonderwoman said. "Or you could call me Wonderwoman."
"What a stupid name," Julia said, "Flash come on; we better fix that ankle of his before he wakes up."
"What is your problem?" Diana snapped, "You've been down my throat for the past ten minutes!"
Julia stared at her with wide eyes, "Okay, that just sounded wrong."
Flash sniggered, as they walked out of the room.
"Well that went well," Shayera muttered to Wonderwoman. Wonderwoman stared at her with a raised brow. "I was being sarcastic."
"How do you put up with her!" Diana snapped.
"I usually ignore her," Wonderwoman said, smiling at Shayera, who glared back.
"Do you mind explaining what is occurring here?" Diana asked.
"Yes," Diana said, before proceeding in telling her copy of the story. The author's sick of repeating this…
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"He should be fine," Julia muttered, as she finished wrapping Bart's leg up.
"Poor guy won't be ale to run for weeks," Flash said, "Did he tell you why he ran?"
"No," Julia said, "I was to busy fighting those stupid amazons. I don't believe they were gonna kill him for being a man."
"Yeah their weird," Flash said, trying not to drool, at his recollection of the amazons. "But hot, and Diana's nice."
"Our version is a bitch," Julia snapped, Flash sniggered.
"She may be the only girl in your League for a while," Flash said, "You should learn to put up with her."
"Forget it," Julia snapped, "If she insults my friends, I insult her."
"So," Flash said, deciding to change the subject, "Do you have a special some one here?"
Julia shrugged, "Not really. What about you?"
"I sort of like Fire," Flash blushed.
"So why don't you ask her out,"
"Me! Ask her out?"
"What? You too good for her?" Julia shrugged.
"No," Flash said, "Of course not."
"Then ask her out, sheesh," Julia said, "Or maybe I will."
"Hey!" Flash said. "Don't even think about it."
"Then ask her out," Julia said, "What do you have to lose? If she says no then it's her loss."
"Suppose," Flash shrugged.
"Go and ask her out now," Julia said, pointing to the door.
"But-"
"Okay, I'll go," Julia said standing up. Flash shot up.
"Okay! Okay!" Flash cried before zooming out of the room.
"Moron," Julia said, turning to Bart. "You can stop pretending now."
Bart opened one eye and searched around the room, before slowly sitting up, "Is he gone?"
"Yeah," Julia nodded, "Are you okay?"
"Yeah," Bart answered, "So what's the new girl like?"
"I'm gonna kill her," Julia smiled, "How's your leg?"
"It's been better," Bart said rolling his eyes, "I don't believe I snapped it. I didn't realise I was as stupid as Wally."
"You could say that again," Julia giggled, sitting beside Bart. "Although I have to admit, out of the entire League, he's my favourite. Shayera is too much like me, obviously which annoys me, cause I hate my attitude, when its directed at me, and everyone else, well they're just irritating."
"Clark's cool, but," Bart said, "I don't like Batman. He keeps giving me these stupid looks, like he knows what I'm up to."
"Bruce is nothing like him fortunately," Julia smiled.
"I know," Bart said, "I think our League is gonna be cooler."
"But do we have to call our selves the Justice League?" Julia sighed.
"What about the Justice Lords?" Bart asked, "I always wanted to be a Lord."
"Lord Bart," Julia said, "Would that make me Lady Julia?"
"Yeah, that's bad," Bart said. Julia glared at him, "Or the Justice Squirts."
"Yeah I like that," Julia laughed. "The Justice League sounds corny."
"Big time," Bart said. "Or maybe we could be the Black-Eyed League?"
"Or the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Leaguers," Julia snorted. Bart burst out laughing as the door swung open. Lex walked in and stared at the pair with a strange look on his face, Julia glared at him, not forgetting the argument they had earlier. "What do you want?"
"I-" He stopped before turning around to leave the room. The door slammed as Julia and Bart stared at each other.
"Excuse me while I go yell at him," Julia growled, running after the bald man.
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"Kara," Kal-El said, as he cautiously walked up the barn's stairs, Kara peered up from behind a book. "I owe you an apology."
"Kal, I've done some thing stupid," Kara said quickly.
"What happened?" Superman asked, as he sat beside her.
"Well," Kara muttered, "I threw Bart into a tree."
"Kara!"
"What? I was angry with you," Kara said, knowing in was a stupid excuse.
"You should have taken your anger out on me," Kal-el sighed. "Is the boy okay?"
"I don't know," Kara sighed, "I want to go see him, but I have a feeling he'd just run."
"Kara!" The two Kryptonians looked up to see Booster Gold flying outside the window.
"What's up?"
"I thought you might wanna know how Bart's doing?" Booster said, flying through the window, "I'm not interrupting am I?"
"No," Superman said, "How is he?"
"Well he has a broken ankle," Booster said.
"How?" Kara said, "He was walking fine earlier?"
"Well, he snapped it when he met Diana from this world and the Amazonians," Booster said, "Julia can't stand her."
"What's new?" Superman sighed, referring to the usual arguments Shayera and Wonderwoman would get into. "How did he snap it though?"
"Well, Don told me that Flash told Hank, who told Arrow who told Don, that he got it trapped under a rock," Booster said, Superman and Supergirl rolled their eyes at the long explanation. "And when he tried to pull it out, he snapped it."
"Ouch," Superman said.
"I better go apologize to him," Kara said.
"Which reminds me," Superman said, "Michael, do you mind?"
"Huh? Oh yeah," Booster jumped out of the window and flew down to the house, to see what Mrs Kent was cooking.
"Kara, I'm sorry I over reacted when I saw you with Pete," Kal-el said, "Which was stupid, considering technically his my best friend."
"It's okay," Kara sighed, "But you need to realise I'm not a little kid anymore."
"I know," Superman whined. "I wonder where we get our tempers from."
"Probably our grandfather," Kara laughed, "He passed it on to our dads and they passed it to us."
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"Lex, Lex! Will you slow down?" Julia snapped, "What is wrong with you?"
Lex ignored her and continued to walk as fast as he could down the hall ways. Julia groaned as she broke into a run to catch up with him.
"Lex!" Julia snapped, "Why are you so angry with me? I should be angry with you! Last time I check it was you who called Bart and I freaks!"
"Why don't you go back to that jerk then?" Lex snapped back, turning around to yell at her.
"Why have you suddenly grown a dislike to Bart?" Julia roared, "Give the kid a break! First he puts up with his parents disowning him, then he puts up with morons throwing him into trees, and now you call him a jerk? Just who do you think you are? You know when Bruce found out I got a job here, he told me to just quit while I was ahead, he was right! You're nothing like your father! You're worse!"
Lex felt something shatter inside him as Julia stormed of in search of a beer.
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Bart sat with a wide mouth as he listened to Julia give Lex the loudest telling of ever. He was glad she never yelled like that at him before and was going to make sure he never crossed her in anything. He wondered how much of the mansion heard that outbreak.
"Poor guy," Bart muttered, grabbing a plate of grapes from his bed side. He started to pop the small green fruit into his mouth as somebody knocked on the door. "Yeah."
The door opened, and a familiar blonde walked in. Bart whimpered weakly.
"What do you want?" He asked, attempting some sort of bravery.
"I came to apologize," Supergirl said, apologetically, "I was out of control, throwing you into a tree like that. Im sorry."
"S'ok," Bart said, staring at his broken ankle. "Why were you so ticked off any way?"
"It's a long story," Kara smiled, "What happened to your leg? I didn't do that did I?"
"No," Bart grinned, "I did."
"And you sound happy about it?"
"Not really no," Bart shrugged, "It hurts, and I can't move around much but at least I'm gonna get some well deserved attention of all the chicks"
"I'll keep that in mind," Kara grinned, "I'll tell the girls to come down and visit you."
"Sweet," Bart grinned.
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Julia kicked the door open to the Pool room and strutted angrily towards the whiskey collection in the room. Everyone in the room stared at her, as she grabbed a glass, filled it up and drank it down. She filled it again.
"What's wrong?" Bruce asked, grabbing the bottle from her before she finished it.
"Go and get stuffed," Julia snapped, drinking the refill. She snatched the bottle and refilled.
"Did Bart annoy you?" Flash asked.
"No, he did not annoy me," Julia snapped, shotting down another cup.
"Stop drinking," Shayera snapped.
"Get bent!"
"Jules?" Bruce asked.
"Don't call me Jules," Julia barked, slamming the bottle onto the table. She spun around when she heard Diana giggle. "You want to start me!"
Diana merely smiled at her sweetly. Julia felt her eye twitch four or five times in suppressed anger.
"She's gonna blow," Black Canary muttered to Beatriz. She nodded, as Julia sat beside Bruce with the glass in her hand. She took a sip and sighed.
"So what's wrong?" Wonderwoman asked.
"What the hell is it to you?" Julia snapped, closing her eyes.
"If your eye keeps twitching, it's going to explode," Diana said.
"If you don't shut up," Julia snarled, "I'll make you explode."
"Julia," Bruce sighed, smiling softly.
"Why are you smiling?" Julia asked, punching him in the shoulder.
"Your neck," Bruce said, "The vein was doing that popping thing again."
"Oh shut it," Julia groaned rubbing the area. Flash sniggered, "what?"
"Know I know what's wrong," Flash smiled, "It isn't Barty, its Lexy. Sexy Lexy is your problem."
"Did you just call Lex Luthor sexy?" Hank asked.
"You are not talking about that hideous bald man are you?" Diana asked. Bruce faced Julia as he heard her teeth grind, her eye was twitching terribly.
"I don't think you should be judging some one on their looks," Bruce said, sharply.
"I don't remember asking you to speak to me," Diana snarled, "You stupid male!"
Wonderwoman brought her hand to her forehead as though she was in pain, when suddenly Diana was pushed into her by Julia. Wonderwoman stood up in surprise as the two women rolled around the ground screaming profanities at one another. Diana was yelling words in Greek as Julia swore in all the languages she knew.
"Cat fight!" Flash screamed loudly to ensure everyone in the mansion heard. Clearly they did as many of the heroes barged in to see what was happening.
"Should we stop them?" Shayera asked.
"No, the boys will come in and stop them," Wonderwoman sighed.
"I bet five bucks on the Hawk," Green Arrow laughed.
"You're on!" Hawk grinned. "Go Diana!"
"Whoop her ass, Jules!" Bruce cheered; Batman appeared from no where, whacked him across the head and then pulled Julia and Diana apart with help from Green Lantern and Clark.
"What's going on here?" Superman snapped.
"What. Does. It. Look. Like?" Julia struggled in Batman's arms as she growled each word. Diana pushed GL and Clark of her and stood glaring at Julia with her ars crossed. "I'm trying to kill that stuck up bitch!"
"Watch your potty mouth," Superman scolded, Julia stopped struggling to stare at Superman with a 'what the' look.
"Potty mouth?" Flash asked.
"Quiet," Superman said, "I'm utterly appalled at this behaviour."
"What the hell is your point?" Julia snapped. Shayera sighed.
"Can we go home?" Hank sighed, "This world is effed up."
"Effed up?" Green arrow repeated.
"Well I don't want my head pounded in by Superman for Potty language," Hank snorted. Don sighed as the men burst out laughing, except of course Superman and Batman. Batman, being Batman never laughs, or smiles, or shows any emotion. Except maybe annoyance, at the Joker.
"Now what is this big fuss- Julia, I'm talking to you," Superman snapped, when he saw Julia staring out the balcony's glass door. She shrugged Batman off her, or attempted too, in the end she punched him and walked off towards the door. "What is it?"
"The sky has gone green," Julia said.
"This isn't the time for cryptic crap," Flash snapped, as Bruce joined her by the glass door. The two stared out the window wide-eyed as Shayera and Green Lantern walked behind them.
"It's John!" Bruce said, as a green blob floated towards them. Julia kicked the door opened, and arched her shoulders back hard. Her wings popped out knocking Shayera and John to the ground. She flew out just as Bruce grabbed onto her arm. She pulled him up and held him tightly as they flew closer to the blob. They could just make out a young twenty year old African man inside the bubble. He waved at them happily as they drew closer to one another.
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Next Chapter: Julia, Bruce and John get acquainted with one another, Clark and Diana have a chat, and he tried to teach her pool. John and John talk. Booster Gold and Hank make another bet, which may cost them their lives; Flash visits his little self and the kitchen.
Hope you all enjoyed that, Green Lantern is in the building!
Margaret- Glad you're enjoying… Lex's sudden mind change was because of the Brain Fryer. Don't worry, I wont make him evil for to long… not that he is evil now…
ozscott- Nina is my cat's name… miaow… so if I was a superhero, I'd be Catwoman… Purrrrfect…. Just like Halle Berry (Which is my other cats name…) Any way enough about my cats and Halle Berry. Black Canary, Fire, and Green Arrow are from JLU, I just forgot that they came with everyone else in the explosion…oops… Ditto with unlimited, prefer it much more, but the first season was boring, with the exception of Hawk and Dove and the Greatest Story Never Told with Booster Gold… Wake the Dead was good to when Shayera came back… I think that's what annoyed me about the first season, no Flash and no Shayera…how rude! As for the whole Slash thing, I'm a major fan…actually I just like the thought of two guys getting it on…hehehe. Hinting at Julia and Bart… heck no, I think Julia and Shayera might come alive just to pound me… Julia sees Bart as a little brother she needs to protect…just like Shayera with Wally, I love the episode where Flashie almost dies just the League save him… I cried that moment when they all thought he was dead, but the then J'onn said he was alive, I screamed for joy… okay I better get onto the next review…lol, thanks
Gizzygiz – Not much of a lecture from Superman, but he felt guilty so…Yeah Don's heart attack at the movies cracks me up to, I done that to my cousin once when we watched this film, the Watcher with Keanu Reeves. The assclown hit me… Glad ya enjoying…
Donarius- There's Green Lantern, but I'm only including the Seven founding members first, the others can wait until the twentieth chapter or so… Be ready for that when it occurs
Catastophy- Love the idea, but I don't think the League would agree with it. Wally West is about Twenty three in this which is about the same age as Lex and Bruce (Smallville) but Bart is younger then Clark who are 16 and 17 respectively (I think). I've always thought Hank and Booster Gold (JLU) are about the same age and are a few years younger then Wally, say about twenty, and that would make Don (JLU) about 18. So then in Smallville Booster and Hank will be about thirteen and Don would be eleven… I don't think JLU would agree to that… Pity it would have made things easier for poor Chloe… For the peeps who are reading this but don't know what the hell I'm yapping about, Catastophy had a cool idea about Hank and Don staying behind in Smallville world and the Smallville's Hawk and Dove go with the League but to JLU world. But like I said, isn't gonna work…DAMN! Now I have to think more!
Okay, all I need to do now is introduce J'onn, and then I haven't got a clue… Sigh, my brain's gone dead…
Peace and Chicken Grease!
Afro