Chapter 15

"Julia! Jules!" Bruce said as Batman glided him down the building. The rest of the League flew out after them down towards the fallen angel. Julia sat up rubbing her head. Shayera kneeled behind her as Julia picked up a broken piece of glass from the bottle.

"Ow," Julia groaned, she stood up slowly rubbing her butt as her wings flexed.

"Why didn't you fly?" Superman asked helping her up onto her feet.

"Cause I was drunk," Julia said, "Good thing I landed on my ass."

"Why are your wings out?" Shayera asked, "If you didn't fly?"

"I popped them out just now," Julia said, "Right after I landed. Stupid body."

She edged herself over to examine her back and winced when she saw a broken glass shard sticking out of her left thigh. She pulled it out with a grimace.

"Naturally I landed on the broken bottle," Julia groaned, as John pulled out another shard from her arm. "Ouch! You assclown!"

"Don't be using my word!" John said.

"Oh Puh-lease," Julia muttered, yanking another shard out of her leg. The League winced for her this time.

"Maybe you should get your self checked out," Shayera suggested. Julia shook her head.

"I'll be fine," Julia said, "I've taken worse hits from maces. I'll just get a bad bruise on my ass, and I won't be able to sit down for about a week, or til it goes down."

"Are you okay?" Lex asked, as he rushed outside. He had witness the bottle flying out of the window and then Julia flying after it, to his shock. He needed to know if the woman was alright or not.

"Shayera, tell Lex I'm not talking to him," Julia said, huffily before stomping off, still rubbing her butt.

"Julia," Lex tried.

"Not talking to him," Julia repeated as she disappeared.

"What did you do Lex?" Clark sighed.

"I didn't do anything,"

"Hooo! You pissed her off big time, Baldy," John called. Lex ignored him and followed the angry Thanagerian, only to be stopped by Diana.

"She said she isn't talking to you!" The Amazon snarled. Lex pushed her out of the way and continued walking not noticing Wonderwoman rush up to Diana to ensure she didn't knock the stuffing out of Lex.

"Imbecile," Diana muttered, as he disappeared.

"Is there a reason why you suddenly like Julia?" Bruce asked.

"I don't like her, but I don't like that man more," Diana said, coldly.

"Stop arguing," Clark sighed, "We're meant to be a team."

"Clark's right," Superman said, earning a snigger from behind him. He turned to face John who started laughing harder.

"Ain't you two the same person?" John asked.

"Shut up Juju," Shayera smiled. John and GL grimaced again.

"Excuse me, while I go kill Wally," GL said, walking off.

"Count me in, homey," John groaned, running after him.

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"So has he called you yet?" Lana said, sitting next to Chloe as the blonde began to type up the next copy of the Torch.

"No," Chloe said, "But he's emailed me a thousand times, he sent me a cute picture of a duck the other day."

"A duck?" Lana laughed.

"Mmhmm," Chloe said, chewing on her pen. "It's on my computer some where. I saved it."

"Why would he send you a picture of a duck?"

"I wouldn't have a clue," Chloe laughed, "Honestly I don't wanna know."

"Good morning," Clark grinned as he walked into the room. "How are you two ladies?"

"Are you drunk?" Chloe asked.

"What? I can't be happy?" Clark grinned. "Haven't you noticed how perfect everything is right now?"

"Yeah actually it is," Chloe smiled.

"Well for us at least," Lana said, Clark turned to face her questionably, "It's Lex, he came to the Talon yesterday and he seems a little down."

"Well, he's having a problem with Julia," Clark said, "He won't tell me wants wrong. And she isn't very talkative at times."

"She seems nice," Chloe said, "Every time I went to Lex she'd offer me coffee or a soft drink."

"Same," Lana said, "She talked quite a bit to me."

"She usually ignored me," Clark said, "Although now, she's more open."

"Maybe she's picky," Chloe grinned.

"I love her accent though," Lana said.

"Yean, what is it?" Chloe asked, "I don't recognize it."

"Sounds a little like Australian," Clark shrugged, hoping they'd agree.

"No," Chloe said, shaking her head, "It's weird, she hisses a little too."

"And she whistles so much," Lana said, "Even when she's talking."

"Yeah she does too!" Chloe laughed. "But it isn't really a lisp."

"I like it though," Clark said.

"So do I," Lana smiled.

"Me too," Chloe grinned as she continued typing. "I'm gonna ask her, maybe she's from somewhere we've never heard of."

You got no idea, Clark thought.

"Imagine she's from outer space," Lana mused. Clark almost choked, on his own saliva.

"How cool would that be?" Chloe grinned, "Definitely front page material. Exclusive interviews with Julia- hey what's her last name?"

"Smith," Lana grinned.

"Oh," Chloe said, "Sounds too human."

The two girls laughed, as Clark hoped the subject would be dropped.

"Or maybe not," Chloe suddenly perked up, "That's a way too human name."

Clark groaned.

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"Uh, Pete," Kal-el said as he entered the empty Talon where Pete was waiting for Chloe, Lana and Clark. The black man jumped a foot into the air. "Don't worry I'm not here to kill you, this time."

"Uh-huh," Pete muttered, looking around for an exit; preferably a quick one.

"I came to apologize more my behaviour a few days ago," Kal-el said, "I was totally out of order, and am glad I didn't hurt you. Kara's the only part of my past I have left, and I couldn't bare to lose her."

"It's okay," Pete said, "I get it, you care about Kara, the same way I do."

"I'm glad you've said that," Superman smiled, "I know Kara's found her self some one to lean on."

"I got hot shoulders," Pete gloated, Superman laughed, "So is there a Pete Ross in your world?"

"No," Superman said, "No Chloe either, but there is a Lana."

"Did you have a crush on her?" Pete grinned.

"For a while," Superman said, "Lana, from my world, was one of the first people I told about my powers."

"Oh, so Lana is like me in your world," Pete grinned. "With out the crush."

"Well, you do remind me a little of Jimmy Olsen," Superman smiled, "Although you have no camera."

"Camera?"

"He works at the Daily Planet with myself and-"

"You work at the Daily Planet?" Pete interrupted. "Hoo-Hah! Clark's gonna love that!"

"Chloe would like it as well," Superman smiled.

"If Clark makes it in, then with out a shadow of a doubt Chloe will," Pete grinned.

"She that good?" Superman asked.

"She's great," Pete grinned, "Actually, come to think of it, they should be here now."

"Who? Chloe?"

"And Lana and Clark," Pete said, yanking out his phone, "I'll call them."

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Bart shook around the bed, his legs tightly squeezing against each other, as his body begged for release. He had the biggest urge to pee, but couldn't walk because of his ankle. And for some stupid reason no body thought of giving him crutches.

"HELLO!" He screeched, wincing as he rocked back and forth moaning. "Crap!"

He struggled over to the side of the bed and tried to stand but almost fell over. He looked around the room, still pushing his thighs together. He stared at his half empty bottle of Apple juice and rolled his eyes, before grabbing it and opening it. He spilled the contents into the bin next to him, and then struggled to free himself from his clothing.

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Lex walked through one of his many hall ways, towards his bedroom. He thought back to the arguments he had with the dark red-haired winged woman. He found himself revolted by his own actions towards her. She had done nothing but shown him respect and kindness and here he was treating her like dirt. This was the only reason she treated him like that. He smiled softly remember the first time he met her.

He had just finished having a shower, as the door bell rung over and over again. None of his other workers were there at the time so he had run down the stairs, in only a towel. She looked him up and down before saying 'hey, I need a job, bub.' He must have stood there for a minute staring at her dumbfounded as her eyes continued looking him up and down. It wasn't until she said, 'Not that I mind the view, but don't you have better things to do then stare at me like I've got two heads.' He, of course was staring at her like she was an angel. He hired her that minute, with out another thought, except of course to get dressed.

Of course the irony bit him in the ass when he saw her wings, a few days earlier.

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Bart sighed, blissfully as he closed the apple juice bottle and fixed his clothes. His smile fell when he realise he was finished yet.

"Not number two!" Bart groaned. Luckily the door swung open as Hank, Don and Michael barged in grinning at him. "Great timing! Normally I would ask but, I need to go crap!"

The three men stared at each other before:

"Not it!" Hank said.

"NOT IT!" Michael shouted.

"Fine," Don sighed, helping Bart to the toilet. The door shut behind them as Hank sat on the bed. He picked up bottle filled with apple juice, and looked up at Michael.

"You think he'll mind?" Hank said, opening it.

"He's the Flash, course he will," Michael grinned, "save me some."

"Uh huh," Hank said, before swallowing down more than half the bottle. "Taste weird, and its warm."

"Lemme see," Michael said, snatching the bottle from Hank, some of the juice split onto his hand. "Hey it is warm."

He too, drank some of the liquid but left a bit. He closed the bottle and nodded, as he licked the liquid of his hand. "Not bad, but it would be nicer if it was colder."

"Yeah," Hank said, grabbing the bottle to finish it. The door opened as Don struggled out gasping for air, while carrying a grinning Bart.

"God, for someone with such a fast metabolism," Don groaned, "You can really stink a place up."

"Thank you," Bart grinned as he was seated on the bed. He looked over to his bottle of 'Apple Juice' and raised a brow. "What happened to the-"

"Sorry kid," Michael said, "but we got thirsty."

"It was nice though," Hank said, "A little warm but nice."

"That wasn't apple juice," Bart gasped. Hank frowned.

"What do you mean it isn't apple juice," Hank said, dread filling him. Bart stared past him and at the toilet.

"Well I really needed to go," Bart muttered, as Hank spun around covering his mouth with his hands. He bolted to the bathroom. Don starting giggling.

"What's wrong with him?" Michael asked.

"He just drank Bart's pee," Don laughed, Michael screamed before barfing all over Don who screamed even higher.

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Diana sighed crossing her legs over. Clark had gone to see his friends so she had no one to play pool with, and she refused to speak to the other men. Black Canary and Fire annoyed her with their constant giggling, Kara never stayed in the same place for long, Shayera and Julia spent most of their time fighting with their maces. Of course she didn't like Julia much either. Wonderwoman was standing behind a busy Batman who was working on something on the computer.

"So what are you looking for?" Wonderwoman asked.

"Information on the Lamussu," Batman said.

"Why?"

"I believe it will get us back home," Batman said.

"So are you going to do anything else besides sitting here on the computer?" Wonderwoman sighed sitting beside him.

"Diana, I'm trying to concentrate,"

"Sorry," Wonderwoman sighed. Diana glared at her. "what?"

"Why do you apologize to that weasel?" Diana asked.

"Don't call him a weasel, Diana," Wonderwoman reprimanded.

"Why not?" Diana snapped.

"Because it's rude," Wonderwoman snapped back. Batman rolled his eyes. "All of these men here are your team-mates and you must learn to respect them."

"I respect Clark," Diana said, "But the others haven't earned it."

"I believe they think the same of you," Wonderwoman said, just as Batman slammed his hands across the table.

"Will you two be quiet or just leave?" He barked. Wonderwoman sighed, and dragged Diana out before she began to snap at the grouchy man.

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Next Chapter: Flash and Bart conspire to get Julia and Lex together. Bart conspires his own little plans. Don and Chloe play tonsil hockey, Superman and Clark go flying again. The Juju's play a prank on Wally, Bruce finds a booklet of drawing, but who does it belong to?

ozscott: Yeap! Canary, Fire and Arrow are back in. I actually forgot they were in the story… Good thing I remembered cuz the League would have returned home with out them. I actually just realised that Skeets, Booster's roboty friend isn't in the fic…oops. Got more action between Dona and Chloe next chapter… Yup, Quote number two is Shayera…

timeends: I got a review just like yours in earlier chapters…so go back and read it… Too lazy to type it up… You can blame the writers of Smallville for Bart Allen being Bart Allen.

Fallen Iceangel: Okay, Scarecrow scared the living bazookas out of me in Batman Begins! I might add him, but truthfully I don't know much about Batvillians other then Mr Freeze and Joker and Riddler… Oh and that two face fellow… Chocolates good, apparently it helps the heart…. ? Scarecrow and Batman pairing… EEWWWWWWWW! Lol!

Neki: Yes Yes, No… I don't think there is a character called no idea…

Okay results for the last quotes are

Flash – to Brianiac and Luthor

Shayera- Almost always.

Shayera – To some guy who ties her up… she tried to offer him my favourite gesture…

Ozscott got a cookie, but Neki is anonymous, so can't give her any…

New quotes are…

: Cry me a river.

: Your breath is strongest, dude – that's about it.

: You two wanna keep it down – you sound like an old married couple. (For a bonus cookie, who was ? talking two…)

Peace and Chicken Grease

Afro