Akira's POV
"Listen, In order to become a skilled ninja, you must first learn to control your Chatora" Naruto said to the Chibi
(huh?... Chatora?)
"Chatora?" The chibi asked confused just like me
"Yes, Chatora" Naruto said with confidence
"It's Chakra, Naruto..." I whisper to him
"...ohhh" Naruto said as he remembered
"Boss, I think you mean Chakra" The chibi said confused
"Even the chibi knows more than you ..." I whisper to Naruto, teasing him
"Silence! That's what real Ninja's call it-dattebayo!" Naruto lied raising his fist
(I don't think he will believe that...)
"Oh! I didn't know that!" The chibi said with a big smile looking like he had just discovered a secret.
(He believed that...) I deadpanned
"Idiots.." I mutter under my breath
Naruto nudges me at my ribs
"Itai..." I said quietly
Naruto put a hand on his forehead as he heaves a sigh, then he looks at the chibi again
"Listen. Chakra essentially means-" Naruto said but got interrupted by the chibi
"Basically..."
(This is boring) I thought not listening to their explanation
I search for something in my pocket when I feel what I'm searching for I pull it out of my pocket
(Well, at least I have a lollipop) I thought opening the plastic wrapper of the candy
"You made me think you knew all that when you were just reading a scroll-dattebayo!" I jump when I hear Naruto shouts
I look at the chibi seeing him reading a scroll
I sweatdropped at the scene in front of me (They're really serious about this...)
"Much has been said about perfecting the Ninja techniques, but it really boils down to one thing-dattebayo" Naruto explained putting his hands on his hips
"And what is that?" The chibi asks intrigued
"Hard work and guts" Naruto said one finger raised and closing his eyes.
"Hard work and guts?" The chibi confirmed with an excited expression on his face
"That's right. So be ready for the challenging tasks I will give you-dattebayo." Naruto continues explaining
"Yes, boss" Chibi said getting more excited
"Let's start right now. Transform into Akira-ttebayo" Naruto commanded
"ehh... why me" I said my eyebrow twitching
"Come on, it's okay" Naruto said convincing me
"I guess I don't have a choice, Okay, Transform into me, chibi" I demanded waiting for him to transform
"huh?" He asks confused
"What?" I ask him back
"Let us see first how much you already know-dattebayo" Naruto clarifies
The chibi nodded forming the hand sign "Transform"
My eyebrow twitch when I see how he looked like
(That is not even 5% of how I look like) I heave a sigh, offended
"heheheh... well, maybe Akira's features are hard to copy... we should try again-dattebayo..." Naruto said scratching the back of his head
"You're both idiots..." I mutter luckily no one hears
"Then, what will I do?" He asked, undoing the henge
Naruto looked around the area "Ok! Transform into that lady." Naruto said pointing at the direction of the lady
(he can't even Transform into me properly)
"That's an easy task, boss" The chibi said with determination
"Tranform" He said forming a hand sign
When the cloud of smoke cleared, My eyebrow started to twitch again
(it's a lot worse than earlier)
"Well do I look like her?" He asked
"Uhm...Well, the clothes and..." Naruto said but a sudden appearance of a very angry lady shows up behind him with her fist closed in front of her
(You're not gonna die, I think you can handle that...) I thought, backing away a little from Naruto
*After a few punches
"Honorable Grandson, If you try to transform into me at least try to look a little cuter, OK?" The lady said leaving
I look in Naruto's direction
"Naruto, You okay?" I ask not really worried
"Why am I the one who gets hit-dattebayo?" He complained still laying on the ground
I walk toward Naruto and help him stand up
"So what now?" I asked whispering in his hears
He cleaned his clothes before answering
"Yoshi! Follow Me!" He said full of energy looking like he didn't get beaten by the lady earlier.
Naruto started walking so we both follow him.
*after a few minutes of walking
Naruto suddenly stops in front of a shop
"OK! Now, we will do some research about sexiness-dattebayo!" Naruto shouts
"Yess, boss!" The chibi said excitedly
We enter the shop quietly and we easily sneak to the magazine section seeing the owner sleeping
"ehehehe" Naruto and the chibi laugh quietly with a blush on both of their faces as they opened the magazine
Just a few minutes pass, and we suddenly heard a patting noise behind us
(Damn it...)
"I told you Naruto, Akira I don't allow reading here!" the owner shouts
We nervously look back to see the owner and give a nervous laugh
Before we can even react he drags the three of us outside the shop, He gave Naruto and me a smack on the head before going back inside the store, leaving us with a bruised head
"This is the last test. Put all your effort into it-dattebayo" Naruto said massaging his head
"Yes, boss!" The chibi said excitedly
(what is his name, anyway?...)
"I'm just going to wait here," I said a book in hand. We are currently outside an onsen
"Yoshi! Transform!" both of them said. My eyebrow twitch seeing the chibi's henge
(I'm not a judgemental person... but you're gonna scare them with that look) I thought with a deadpan expression
They look at each other and nodded. They started to walk toward the onsen, I just lean my back against the wall and continue reading
After a few seconds, I hear shouts coming from the onsen
"Naruto! It's you again!" The old lady said to them
(as usual... I guess...should help them) I thought, going inside the onsen
*In the forest
"Why is it always me...?" Naruto said a lot of bumps on his face
"Sorry..." The chibi suddenly said
"huh?" Naruto and I said at once, both looking confused
"It's because I'm the Hokage's Grandson" The chibi said looking at the side with a sad expression
"Chibi... don't worry about it... we always want to get in trouble and get beat up," I said ruffling his hair a little.
He turned to look at us
"Right, It's part of the process-dattebayo" Naruto said with a smile
"huh?" The chibi ask
" You're now ready to perform the 'Sexy Jutsu'. You just needed more practice-dattebayo" Naruto announced giving him a thumbs up
"Yes, boss!" The chibi said the sad expression on his face is replaced by a determined look
"Ok, keep in mind... the point is for 'boom boom boom'! Now do it!" Naruto said raising his fist in the air
"Yes, boss! Transform!" The chibi follows immediately
A not so good looking henge appear when the cloud of smoke cleared
"That won't do!" Naruto shouts
"More slender!" Naruto commanded
"Yes, boss!" The chibi said
(Maybe, I should learn this too huh…) I thought tilting my head to think
(Maybe I should…) I thought making me chuckle
And that goes for a few minutes...
" Are you both not tired yet?" I ask getting bored and sleepy
"Right! We should rest" Naruto said sitting on the log with the chibi
I go toward the vending machine and buy us three sodas
"Here..." I said throwing them their sodas
"You know I've been wondering... you seem obsessed with beating your Grandpa Hokage-dattebayo." Naruto said taking a sip of his soda
"My name is Konohamaru... " The chibi said
(ahhh... so his name is Konohamaru)
"It was grandpa who gave me my name. He named me after the village. It should be easy for everyone to remember my name. But nobody ever calls me by that name. When they see me all they see is the grandson of the Lord Hokage. No one sees me for who I am. I can't stand it anymore. That's why... That's why I want the title of the Lord Hokage now.." He explained clenching his little fist.
"Idiot... who do you think will accept you, huh?" Naruto suddenly said
" You won't win the title that easily-dattebayo" Naruto clarifies to Konohamaru
"What?!" Konohamaru shouts annoyed
"It's not simple. If you're really serious about gaining the title of Lord Hokage... You'll have to beat me first-dattebayo!" Naruto said with a grin, I can't help but let out a chuckle
Suddenly the four-eyed man appeared
"I have found you" The glass ninja announced, making all of us look at him
I got alert when I see the look in his eyes, I walk toward Naruto and stand beside him
" Naruto... you okay?" I ask him worried
"mhm" he hum, his eyebrows meeting
"Honorable Grandson, we need to go now," the glass ninja said
"No way! I want to beat Grandpa right now so I can win the title of Hokage. Don't get in my way!" Konohamaru said shaking his head
"A Hokage must first know about the virtue, honor, etiquette, wisdom, loyalty, faith, nudgement, obedient and all of that" The glass ninja explained walking toward us
I try to step forward in front of Naruto but Naruto stops me.
" Transform! " Konohamaru suddenly said making the glass ninja stop
When the smoke cleared a naked female Konohamaru showed up. The glass ninja look shocked, his mouth wide open and have a blush on his face
(bet... this one is a closet pervert)
"What kind of disgraceful spell is that?!" He shouts angrily
"I 'am a gentleman! such vulgar will not work on me, stick with me and you will gain a shortcut to be a Hokage" He continues pulling Konohamaru by his scarf.
" Naruto... why don't you do it..." I said with a sly smile
" I'm on it..." He said forming a hand sign
"Kage Bushin no Jutsu!" His Shadow clones surrounded the glass ninja.
" Ha, that's nothing. I'm not like Mitzuki... That kind of Jutsu won't work on me"
"ohh... then will add a little spice..." I said making him look in my direction
" Kage Bushin no Jutsu!" I made my own clone
" Even if you help little girl, that won't work on me, all your clones will be useless" He said, when our eyes locked I gave him a smirk
Naruto's and My clones smirking
" Do it, Naruto.."
" Tranform!" all of us said at once
Once the smoke cleared a different naked women appears
"oh, Master Ebisu~" Our clones jumped at him, He look shock staring at all the clones. After a few seconds he got a massive nosebleed making him fly into the air
" HAHAHAHAH" Naruto laughed loudly undoing the Jutsu. I just chuckle and give a thumbs up, also undoing the Jutsu
(closet pervert...indeed)
"I can't even beat that four-eyed teacher of mine! I won't be able to be a Hokage!" Konohamaru suddenly said annoyed
Both of us look at Konohamaru's direction
"Do you think it's that easy? It's given only to the greatest ninja in the village. Everybody must learn to believe in you. I've been through a lot already. It's been one struggle after another. But after all that I found someone who accepts me..." He said looking at me, I gave him a smile.
" I have to go through a lot just for one person. You had better push yourself. The path of getting the title Lord Hokage is a brutal one-dattebayo." He continues, turning his back to Konohamaru, as the wind blows
" There's no such a thing as a shortcut " He said looking over his shoulder giving Konohamaru a wide smile.
Konohamaru just stare at him for a few seconds, amazed. He suddenly turns to his back, eyes full of determination
"Who do you think you are? lecturing me like that? I won't be your apprentice anymore. From now on, you will be my rival" He announced
" Someday were going to fight for the title of Hokage, Let's look forward to that, Konohamaru" Naruto said facing Konohamaru
"Beat him, Konohamaru!" I said giving him a smile and a thumbs up, I turn my back at him and start to follow Naruto. I look over my shoulder "Ja ne, Konohamaru-kun" I said waving at him.
(Well, I guess this day isn't boring at all)
**Extra** (not really part of the story)
"Akira, I can't believe you did that... HAHAHAHA" Naruto laughed very loudly
"You're going to wake up the whole village Naruto, If you don't shut up"
I said throwing a pillow at him
He quiets down and breath slowly
" hahaha... I really can't believe you will do that Jutsu" He said wiping a tear that rolled down his cheeks from laughing
"Can you just forget it, damn it" I said annoyed
" No can't do Akira... besides I have a picture and a video " He said showing the camera
" don't tell me..." I said shocked covering my mouth
"mhm... I had one of my clone hide and take a video..." He said with a smirk
"youuu! give it to meee!" I said chasing him
"HAHAHAHAH, noooo... HAHAHAHHA" Naruto laugh running away from me
And the rest of the night just goes like that