Recording #1
"It won't fit, Kiba."
"Yes, it will!"
"No, it won't."
"I'll make it fit!"
"The hole's too small, Kiba."
"No, it's not!"
"Push harder."
"…Excuse me?"
"I said, push harder."
"Ow!"
"Stop being such a baby and push it in."
"It's not funny! It hurts!"
"No pain, no gain."
"Screw you…"
"Just forget what I said earlier and push it in. There's no where else for it to go."
"Shika..?"
"What is it?"
"Put the fucking camcorder down!"
"…How about no?"
"Put it down or you're next!"
"Okay. It's going down."
"Who's a good little bitch then?"
"Stop being facetious."
"…What?"
"Stop being facetious."
"Damn your 200+ IQ."
"It's not my fault you're brain's inferior to mine."
"Yeah, but… HEY! Now you're really going to get it!"
"No, please stop!"
"Now who's being fa…fe… that word?"
"I wasn't; I was being sarcastic."
"Whatever."
"So push it in."
"You do it if you're so hard."
"Fine, I will."
"About time…"
"Ouch!"
"See what I mean? Stop being a baby and push it in, Nara."
"You are so patron-… Ow!"
"For fuck's sake, Shikamaru! Just get it done and get it done fast!"
"Stop pissing me around and do it yourself."
"What! Shika!"
"Stop whinging. I was just joking."
"Phew… Good."
"Looks like one last push should do it."
"Quickly then!"
"And it's in. But… How do we get it out again? It looks like it's jammed in pretty tight."
"Just leave it in. It's not like you'll use it."
"You're right. There's nothing in there I need."
"So, Shikamaru, uh… What's with the camcorder?"
Shika picked it up again and aimed it at Kiba. "I was thinking…"
"Did it hurt?"
"Shut up."
"Sorry."
"Anyways, I realised not much attention is paid to us."
"Is there any wonder with our personalities?"
"So I decided, why not make our own collection of videos so people can look back and watch how fabulous we are?"
"You make it sound like we're old already."
"So what do you think?"
"I don't."
"Shut up."
"Sorry."
"What do you think then?"
"I say let's do it!"
"Awesome."
"Just one more thing, Nara."
"What is it?"
"How are we supposed to fit the rest of these boxes in the cupboard?"